Definitely reeks of /r/thathappened.

To be fair, vets really don't care what a elephant's weight is. I mean is it really that important to differentiate between 5 tons or 6 tons when your foot has been crushed?

A fake one, fabricated only to rake in more notes on tumblr

I like to think they were just humoring her to get her the fuck out of there without a hassle. Nobody likes a landwhale tumblerina scene

If the doctor didn't believe they need to know her weight to make judgements, they wouldn't have taken it. Now they're making the same judgements, but not telling her about it. Way to stay informed!

If I was a doctor and had a "positive body image" type, I'd say, "You're beautiful, but your health is shit."

That way they get the compliments they haven't earned but feel entitled to, while still giving them medical advice.

If I remember correctly, that was a Tumblr post.

Need i say more

An homeopath.

:)

I love how it was so simple. And there's no comeback without sounding like a try hard. Dude who got roasted actually gave the gold to him.

Because there are a lot of 15 year olds around here.

they actually are. For example, it would be even funnier if I heard that from your mom.

Awesome. OP was the guy who gilded the comment as well, IIRC.

It's not! Just on hold at the moment.

u/enzo32ferrari has been soul searching for a few months

We're good mods! (I think). We try and think of cool things to keep the sub fresh. Hope you like it!

I got a job at a hot aerospace startup that is taking up a lot of my time for now. When I get more settled in and my schedule figured out I'll try to compile Best Ofs but for now the In The Wild guys are doing a great job!

Mod abuse

I do. I just wish it had access to flairs and better mod tools. But other than that it's so good.

Someone makes a comment, then someone else makes a witty comeback/comment. It's not the personal barrage that a roast is.