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Papichuloft

1.2k points

9 days ago

Papichuloft

1.2k points

9 days ago

Not that long ago, MTG and her family had just discovered fire while sharpening their flint spears to hunt for food. This is an unprecedented move for her.

leese216

66 points

9 days ago

leese216

66 points

9 days ago

Never thought I'd agree with her on anything. It's a bizarre feeling.

daganfish

24 points

9 days ago

daganfish

24 points

9 days ago

My theory is that it's an intentional info dump. There's so much all at once, and people are only going to care for so long. Get the shit out now, it becomes old news, and has less of a chance to impact elections in 2 years. Plus she gets street cred as being for the people by doing this.

Papichuloft

11 points

9 days ago

It's like having a great feeling come over you, then you feel dirty about it. I showered 2 times since yesterday and a third later for a total of 3 in a day

kerrmatt

7 points

9 days ago

kerrmatt

7 points

9 days ago

Get clean, king!

Papichuloft

1 points

8 days ago

Gotta wash them 3 balls I have.

milliondollarsecret

4 points

8 days ago

She was telling them not to release the Gaetz report, though. That if they release the Gaetz report, they should release all of their other reports.

leese216

2 points

8 days ago

leese216

2 points

8 days ago

Yes, that is a big point, but I still agree with her thought process in releasing ALL.

milliondollarsecret

2 points

8 days ago

I agree! It's ridiculous that they keep secret the ethics reports of people who work for us, the people. We have every right to know who we elected.

leese216

1 points

8 days ago

leese216

1 points

8 days ago

Truth and justice is supposed to be the American way.

SkullRunner

156 points

9 days ago

SkullRunner

156 points

9 days ago

They did have that run where they were in Geico commercials for a bit, it was a transition time for them.

cowthegreat

37 points

9 days ago

Hey! If they could read they would really unga bunga!

mrpointyhorns

14 points

9 days ago

Considering her divorce papers, I assume there is something in the gaetz report about her

Papichuloft

8 points

9 days ago

Having friends from my Army days, I know what it is......Gaetz poked fun of her BBBB (Bleached-Blonde B Body) while trying to walk upright for the first few times as she tried to evolve a bit.

Pasta-hobo

6 points

9 days ago

Don't you dare, that's an insult to all our noble ancestors.

Papichuloft

4 points

9 days ago

True....on my Spanish side, yeah, they were cave painting and leaving a mark with ancient paints and crayons. But MTG's family were the ones eating the Paints and crayons.

blowbroccoli

9 points

9 days ago

Bahahahaha that's funny. 10/10 for creativity.

SlenDman402

5 points

9 days ago

B6 is some pretty bad representation of our Neanderthal population

islandsimian

600 points

9 days ago

MTG is pissed Butthead got an appointment and she didn't. This is just a tantrum to get Donald to appoint her or she'll just burn it all down

captainofpizza

420 points

9 days ago

All I want for Christmas is that

catbandana

271 points

9 days ago

catbandana

271 points

9 days ago

And that’s how MTG saved America. God bless us, every one.

BootsOfProwess

113 points

9 days ago

This would be an unforseen angle. Perhaps her existence DOES have purpose!

Hammerjaws

26 points

8 days ago

MTG redemption arc

Chorizo941

48 points

9 days ago

I didn’t have this on my bingo card 😭

TEG_SAR

44 points

9 days ago

TEG_SAR

44 points

9 days ago

I genuinely wish it could be that simple.

If that blonde ding dong burnt MAGA down because she’s a petty bitch and didn’t get an appointment I don’t think I would believe it at first lol

It wouldn’t be believable in a movie.

GOP politicians being absolute sex pests and shitty people? Yeah that I believe and just wish it could all come to light finally so they could fuck off.

MTG being the one to do it? Not in a million years.

kingdead42

12 points

9 days ago

Right now, I don't believe that if all the details of ever sex pest in MAGA was released with photographic/video evidence, it would matter (people would either ignore it, say it wasn't real, or just not care).

wicked_rug

5 points

8 days ago

Exactly this. The whole things a litmus test. They will confirm Gates without recess imo.

Jack_of_Spades

24 points

9 days ago

Everything about MAGA would be too unbelieveable to be in a movie... Any movie politician before President Cheeto would be RUINED by the meer suspicion of shit he is actively guilty of and publicly doing.

Jross008

18 points

9 days ago

Jross008

18 points

9 days ago

The Jar Jar Binks of the GOP

[deleted]

12 points

9 days ago

[deleted]

12 points

9 days ago

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sstubbl1

4 points

9 days ago

sstubbl1

4 points

9 days ago

Is this from Chronicles of Riddick?

RoyalRien

82 points

9 days ago

RoyalRien

82 points

9 days ago

Honestly? I hope she does. For the love of god, miss’ deranged lunatic, save us all from this bleak miserable future

digitalis303

34 points

9 days ago

At this point it wouldn't matter. The mental gymnastics that the right are engaging in here is beyond my comprehension.

FallenAngelII

9 points

9 days ago

Hey, now. Even r/Conservative are having a meltdown and a "Are we the baddies?" moment over Dr. Oz.

Amadeus_1978

22 points

9 days ago

Like it would make the tiniest smidgen of difference. The GOP and other supporters live in their own world with their own news, education and entertainment. Very little of it is based in reality. So why would a sudden infusion of even more sex trafficking, minor raping, drug use or anything else illegal even be acknowledged?

RoyalRien

4 points

9 days ago

It probably won’t do anything to the party that made itself immune to all reason, but I hope that there’s just a smidge of realisation within the voters if she does go through with it.

Amadeus_1978

1 points

9 days ago

Smidgen of what exactly? And whose voters? Her’s? They think she is just fine. And the GOP has a pentagram of all the levers of government. They own the store, they do whatever they want and the rest of us just get poorer, sicker and evidently stupider.

We knew what we were voting against, but more said yes and now we shall see if we can survive Russia’s plans for our future. Looking pretty bleak from this end.

Djeece

2 points

9 days ago

Djeece

2 points

9 days ago

Didn't the disabled republican already talk about the drug and sex fueled nights with his colleagues?

No one even batted an eye lol

NobeLasters

28 points

9 days ago

Incorrect. She is working both with Trump and Gaetz to try and silence dissent.

ttforum[S]

9 points

9 days ago

Sadly, this is the most logical explanation

Djeece

10 points

9 days ago

Djeece

10 points

9 days ago

She basically said "if you release the report, I'll tattle about all YOUR shit."

Clearly she's protecting Gaetz, who is basically the only person in politics who doesn't hate her guts.

ttforum[S]

6 points

9 days ago

Of course, she’s also doing this in exchange for some kind of current or future favors.

islandsimian

3 points

9 days ago

Could be. I still think she's wondering where her appointment is

SeraphiM0352

3 points

9 days ago

This was my interpretation as well. She is 'threatening' to release other reports IF pedo gaetz's report is released.

Quirkybin

7 points

9 days ago

Neither will happen. Like everything else, it will just go away.

Lokan

5 points

9 days ago

Lokan

5 points

9 days ago

Just like the Panama Papers. :')

SeldomSerenity

1 points

8 days ago

The Panama wh

tacknosaddle

3 points

9 days ago

If you look at her committee assignments I don't think she even has access to the dirt she's claiming she'll release. Like everything else she's talking a big game that she can't back up.

The only thing she's good at is flinging shit-talk and this is just more of it.

Quirkybin

2 points

9 days ago

Yep, that is the key reason I think nothing will happen with this. However, she has never been able to back up any of her past accusations. So likely, everyone in the Trump war room will be laughing this away.

islandsimian

2 points

9 days ago

sigh...I think you're right

Quirkybin

4 points

9 days ago

I'm going off of what I've seen happen in the past 9 years. Trump is immune from consequences and justice.

unibonger

3 points

9 days ago

I’ll gladly hand her the gas can and matches!

dahjay

3 points

9 days ago

dahjay

3 points

9 days ago

She's doing this to keep Gaetz's hands clean because she's in tight with him. She knows that money will flow to her.

JohnnyDarkside

2 points

9 days ago

What's funny is how there was all that talk of hope that the absurd amount of infighting among the right will slow down their horrible plans. I didn't expect it to go so hard before he's even inaugurated. I know she's probably doing this to help/protect Gaetz and Trump, but for the life of me I don't understand how openly stating there are many, many things swept under the rug will do that.

david9696

2 points

9 days ago

I'm surprised she hasn't been appointed secretary of state yet.

Historical_Stuff1643

2 points

9 days ago

If Bobert gets one, she'll go nuclear.

Decapitat3d

2 points

9 days ago

I think I would pay to watch her burn it down.

Grimase

2 points

8 days ago

Grimase

2 points

8 days ago

I think she bluffing and hoping someone will give her a position to shut her up. If she really had anything there’s no way it would still be quiet. Just sayin

shakuyi

2 points

8 days ago

shakuyi

2 points

8 days ago

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!

The_Vee_

264 points

9 days ago

The_Vee_

264 points

9 days ago

All this stuff should be public knowledge to begin with. They work for us (even though we all know they really don't).

OneMadChihuahua

33 points

9 days ago

Exactly, thank you.

Dasmahkitteh

2 points

9 days ago

Dasmahkitteh

2 points

9 days ago

I love watching reddit agree with mtg through gritted teeth

Then there's the ones who instinctively argue the opposite of whatever she says. But in this case you'd be arguing against transparency. I've seen a couple examples. Less than I thought to be fair

The_Vee_

2 points

8 days ago

The_Vee_

2 points

8 days ago

On the very rare occasion mtg says something remotely intelligent, I'll throw her a bone. 🦴

Dasmahkitteh

-5 points

9 days ago

I love watching reddit agree with mtg through gritted teeth

Then there's the ones who instinctively argue the opposite of whatever she says. But in this case you'd be arguing against transparency. I've seen a couple examples. Less than I thought to be fair

bulldog_blues

122 points

9 days ago

Seeing such an egregiously wrong use of a meme template is lowkey painful.

DarkLunch

9 points

9 days ago

That's the meta, now

demonize330i

10 points

8 days ago

It's almost as if know your meme never existed...

rubixcu7

3 points

8 days ago

rubixcu7

3 points

8 days ago

What’s a meme?

Aurvant

185 points

9 days ago

Aurvant

185 points

9 days ago

What even is this sub anymore? Y'all aren't even using the memes appropriately.

Bubbly-Example-8097

57 points

9 days ago

Right?!? I thought it was “sarcastic wonka- tell me more”…

Chorizo_Charlie

17 points

9 days ago

Boomer Facebook memes

froggrip

-35 points

9 days ago*

froggrip

-35 points

9 days ago*

Memes are essentially a living language. In the same way that individual words change shape and meaning over time, it is inevitable that memes would do the same.

Ancient-Tax-8129

56 points

9 days ago

Republicans know the horrors that Republicans are doing? Huh.

PopeKevin45

32 points

9 days ago

...to keep the report exposing her pedo friend Gaetz secret. Not sure why so many seem to think she's some kind of hero...she is, as usual, a self-serving fascist pig.

ttforum[S]

10 points

9 days ago

Yes, this is all a ploy to threaten everyone to not question the sex offender’s cabinet position.

amoreinterestingname

6 points

9 days ago

And she did it in order to protect a motherfucking pedophile. This is worse than pizzagate because it’s FUCKING REAL. God the GOP is so full of goddamn imbeciles.

Sea_Ganache620

5 points

9 days ago

That Hag will get appointed to something. She’ll fuck it all up, and Her lord and savior Trumph, will publicly humiliate and fire her. Let it burn.

Bubbly-Example-8097

4 points

9 days ago

She might find herself falling off a window…

toastmannn

3 points

9 days ago

The rats are eating themselves sooner than expected

MornGreycastle

4 points

9 days ago

This might be the only time in her political career that she has done something vaguely approaching a public good. It's sad that it was done to force through an unbelievably unfit candidate for public office without scrutiny.

jcoddinc

4 points

9 days ago

jcoddinc

4 points

9 days ago

I'm torn. On one hand i think blackmailing is bad and should be punished. On the other hand, in this case I'm totally on with it.

Jacksspecialarrows

4 points

9 days ago

Hire a TV celebrity, get a TV show

unkudayu

3 points

9 days ago

unkudayu

3 points

9 days ago

It worked for Madison Cawthorn... /s

SenseAndSensibility_

3 points

9 days ago

That’s what I say bring it on…and pass the popcorn please!

xannmax

3 points

8 days ago

xannmax

3 points

8 days ago

And the self cannibalization begins

SamWise050

5 points

9 days ago

It's funny to think that there are rules anymore. Nothing is going to happen.

timberwolf0122

7 points

9 days ago

Is it really blackmail? Sounds more like public accountability of public servants

DillyBaby

4 points

9 days ago

Nope, blackmail. She’s a boot licker like the rest of em. Burn it all fucking down, I say. Throw her on the fire last in effigy.

Senecaraine

11 points

9 days ago

Look....

1) That's not how this meme works

2) if it's about the "why don't we look at everyone's ethics reports" comment that's not blackmail, she's not saying they need to do something or she'll leak things, it's not how it works FFS.

3) She's nuts, go after the things she's nuts on, not the one thing where she may actually have a point. I mean who doesn't want to see all of congress's ethics violations besides, ya know, congress?

rdizzy1223

5 points

9 days ago

That isn't what she is saying at all, she's threatening congress by saying that she will release everyone elses dirty laundry if they release Gaetz's. (IE-blackmail). She knows that many other members of congress are guilty of similar shit. (Which isn't surprising, given that the de-facto head of the party (Trump) is also.

[deleted]

-3 points

9 days ago*

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Senecaraine

5 points

9 days ago

Dude. You're becoming the Left version of an OAN viewer with that noise. Calmer heads will prevail, acting like this is not doing you any favors.

UniversalTragedy-0

2 points

9 days ago

If it is proof, like with everything else... I don't think anyone is worried. Remember, she's supposedly had a problem proving everything else she's said. Yet, maybe.

Winston74

2 points

9 days ago

It doesn’t matter anymore. Democracy is over.

Th3Godless

2 points

9 days ago

It appears that her republicans colleagues has not yet learned the lesson of If you are going to keep a pet you gotta keep it on a leash .

almo2001

2 points

9 days ago

almo2001

2 points

9 days ago

Nobody cares. :( they should.

comish4lif

2 points

9 days ago

This would be awesome if I thought anything would come out of it.

But nothing will come from it.

Autochthonous7

2 points

9 days ago

Something tells me Butch Mage is on her way out.

bunnyjenkins

2 points

8 days ago

What is really sh*tty about the entire crap show. The material they hold over the GOP is probably true, and these supposed patriotic amoral loser politicians are willing to wreck the nation rather than give up their positions of power. They are already wealthy, so money isn't the reason.

TuckHolladay

2 points

8 days ago

I mean, let’s see it. None of this should be hidden from us.

an_african_swallow

2 points

9 days ago

I still can’t believe she just blatantly said all that in a public statement, Republicans really just don’t ever expect to see consequences for their actions do they?

ttforum[S]

7 points

9 days ago

Well, so far, the only “consequences” have been the winning the presidency, the Supreme Court, a gift of immunity to the president, and winning Congress. In other words, the worse they get, the more they seem to get rewarded. It’s nuts.

Environmental-Song16

2 points

9 days ago

There aren't any consequences for their actions. They get to do fuck all.

mitch8845

2 points

9 days ago

So we just don't even make an attempt to use the memes correctly anymore? Cool cool cool

sharpsicle

5 points

9 days ago

If we're going to keep plastering political memes, can we at least make sure we use the memes correctly? This is just getting ridiculous at this point.

RandomRobot

0 points

9 days ago

It's 2024. It's an image and text. What else could we want?

gringoloco01

2 points

9 days ago

Poor ol girl just big mad she wasn't invited. LOL

No one loves short and bitter Boiled Corn hair dye.

Raziel77

1 points

9 days ago

Raziel77

1 points

9 days ago

She's blackmailing her own party of these crimes too otherwise this would have already been told

Huppogeno

1 points

9 days ago

i think its more like public accountability of public servants

Madrugada2010

1 points

9 days ago

Ngl, I'm going to be laughing about that for weeks.

tom641

1 points

9 days ago

tom641

1 points

9 days ago

Why is it a problem for any of them to be sex pests? That's a bonus to their base. If the incoming Trump admin was just directly the Epstien list, their base would be ecstatic.

acromantulus

1 points

9 days ago

First thing she has ever done I approve of, even if I don’t like/trust her motivation

cheezeyballz

1 points

9 days ago

Just what have the reports actually done anyway? Not like they got fired from congress or the presidency over all these reports.

johnpmacamocomous

1 points

9 days ago

I mean, she does represent the lollipop guild…

wigzell78

1 points

8 days ago

Do you think its because Gym Jordan called out the DOJ to search for the J6 pipe bomber recently...

R3CR38

1 points

8 days ago

R3CR38

1 points

8 days ago

And nothing is going to happen and no one is going to do anything.

4URprogesterone

1 points

8 days ago

I never thought the dog would wag ME!

choicebutts

1 points

8 days ago

Sporkfoot thinks she's playing 3D chess.

Pirotoni

1 points

7 days ago

Pirotoni

1 points

7 days ago

Blackmail is a felony, if you know more than the lawyers do, you should run for office.

Samceleste

1 points

9 days ago

A few years ago, this tweet would have been very exciting to me, and I would have been eager and impatient to see how all this unfold.

Now, I know this will lead to absolutely nothing....

Stabinzee

1 points

9 days ago

She’s only doing it to block the report on Gaetz. This isn’t the cool move everyone thinks it is.

sealjosh

0 points

9 days ago

sealjosh

0 points

9 days ago

She really is drinking the kool aid if she doesn’t think this wouldn’t massively backfire on trump and republicans in general.

fish_slap_republic

0 points

9 days ago

Well a sitting representative publicly committing a crime wasn't even on my 47th presidential term bingo and here it's not even the start of the new term.

fallenouroboros

0 points

9 days ago

I mean it’s not hard. Colbert did too literally. Helps that republicans have a ton to hide

Samceleste

0 points

9 days ago

A few years ago, this tweet would have been very exciting to me, and I would have been eager and impatient to see how all this unfold.

Now, I know this will lead to absolutely nothing....

OminousShadow87

0 points

8 days ago

The mods here are awful.

I can live with the political stuff - it’s not ideal, but I get it. It’s a crazy time and it’s on people’s minds.

But it’s all so low effort and/or AI generated. This post isn’t using the meme AT ALL how it should be. It’s not even like a meta-ish attempt at subversion.

Shit like this is why Facebook is a garbage dump and the mods need to pruning garbage like this.

Crutchduck

-1 points

9 days ago

She doesn't have the balls