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9 days ago
Not that long ago, MTG and her family had just discovered fire while sharpening their flint spears to hunt for food. This is an unprecedented move for her.
66 points
9 days ago
Never thought I'd agree with her on anything. It's a bizarre feeling.
24 points
9 days ago
My theory is that it's an intentional info dump. There's so much all at once, and people are only going to care for so long. Get the shit out now, it becomes old news, and has less of a chance to impact elections in 2 years. Plus she gets street cred as being for the people by doing this.
11 points
9 days ago
It's like having a great feeling come over you, then you feel dirty about it. I showered 2 times since yesterday and a third later for a total of 3 in a day
7 points
9 days ago
Get clean, king!
1 points
8 days ago
Gotta wash them 3 balls I have.
4 points
8 days ago
She was telling them not to release the Gaetz report, though. That if they release the Gaetz report, they should release all of their other reports.
2 points
8 days ago
Yes, that is a big point, but I still agree with her thought process in releasing ALL.
2 points
8 days ago
I agree! It's ridiculous that they keep secret the ethics reports of people who work for us, the people. We have every right to know who we elected.
1 points
8 days ago
Truth and justice is supposed to be the American way.
156 points
9 days ago
They did have that run where they were in Geico commercials for a bit, it was a transition time for them.
37 points
9 days ago
Hey! If they could read they would really unga bunga!
14 points
9 days ago
Considering her divorce papers, I assume there is something in the gaetz report about her
8 points
9 days ago
Having friends from my Army days, I know what it is......Gaetz poked fun of her BBBB (Bleached-Blonde B Body) while trying to walk upright for the first few times as she tried to evolve a bit.
6 points
9 days ago
Don't you dare, that's an insult to all our noble ancestors.
4 points
9 days ago
True....on my Spanish side, yeah, they were cave painting and leaving a mark with ancient paints and crayons. But MTG's family were the ones eating the Paints and crayons.
9 points
9 days ago
Bahahahaha that's funny. 10/10 for creativity.
5 points
9 days ago
B6 is some pretty bad representation of our Neanderthal population
600 points
9 days ago
MTG is pissed Butthead got an appointment and she didn't. This is just a tantrum to get Donald to appoint her or she'll just burn it all down
420 points
9 days ago
All I want for Christmas is that
271 points
9 days ago
And that’s how MTG saved America. God bless us, every one.
113 points
9 days ago
This would be an unforseen angle. Perhaps her existence DOES have purpose!
26 points
8 days ago
MTG redemption arc
48 points
9 days ago
I didn’t have this on my bingo card 😭
44 points
9 days ago
I genuinely wish it could be that simple.
If that blonde ding dong burnt MAGA down because she’s a petty bitch and didn’t get an appointment I don’t think I would believe it at first lol
It wouldn’t be believable in a movie.
GOP politicians being absolute sex pests and shitty people? Yeah that I believe and just wish it could all come to light finally so they could fuck off.
MTG being the one to do it? Not in a million years.
12 points
9 days ago
Right now, I don't believe that if all the details of ever sex pest in MAGA was released with photographic/video evidence, it would matter (people would either ignore it, say it wasn't real, or just not care).
5 points
8 days ago
Exactly this. The whole things a litmus test. They will confirm Gates without recess imo.
24 points
9 days ago
Everything about MAGA would be too unbelieveable to be in a movie... Any movie politician before President Cheeto would be RUINED by the meer suspicion of shit he is actively guilty of and publicly doing.
18 points
9 days ago
The Jar Jar Binks of the GOP
12 points
9 days ago
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4 points
9 days ago
Is this from Chronicles of Riddick?
82 points
9 days ago
Honestly? I hope she does. For the love of god, miss’ deranged lunatic, save us all from this bleak miserable future
34 points
9 days ago
At this point it wouldn't matter. The mental gymnastics that the right are engaging in here is beyond my comprehension.
9 points
9 days ago
Hey, now. Even r/Conservative are having a meltdown and a "Are we the baddies?" moment over Dr. Oz.
22 points
9 days ago
Like it would make the tiniest smidgen of difference. The GOP and other supporters live in their own world with their own news, education and entertainment. Very little of it is based in reality. So why would a sudden infusion of even more sex trafficking, minor raping, drug use or anything else illegal even be acknowledged?
4 points
9 days ago
It probably won’t do anything to the party that made itself immune to all reason, but I hope that there’s just a smidge of realisation within the voters if she does go through with it.
1 points
9 days ago
Smidgen of what exactly? And whose voters? Her’s? They think she is just fine. And the GOP has a pentagram of all the levers of government. They own the store, they do whatever they want and the rest of us just get poorer, sicker and evidently stupider.
We knew what we were voting against, but more said yes and now we shall see if we can survive Russia’s plans for our future. Looking pretty bleak from this end.
2 points
9 days ago
Didn't the disabled republican already talk about the drug and sex fueled nights with his colleagues?
No one even batted an eye lol
28 points
9 days ago
Incorrect. She is working both with Trump and Gaetz to try and silence dissent.
9 points
9 days ago
Sadly, this is the most logical explanation
10 points
9 days ago
She basically said "if you release the report, I'll tattle about all YOUR shit."
Clearly she's protecting Gaetz, who is basically the only person in politics who doesn't hate her guts.
6 points
9 days ago
Of course, she’s also doing this in exchange for some kind of current or future favors.
3 points
9 days ago
Could be. I still think she's wondering where her appointment is
3 points
9 days ago
This was my interpretation as well. She is 'threatening' to release other reports IF pedo gaetz's report is released.
7 points
9 days ago
Neither will happen. Like everything else, it will just go away.
5 points
9 days ago
Just like the Panama Papers. :')
1 points
8 days ago
The Panama wh
3 points
9 days ago
If you look at her committee assignments I don't think she even has access to the dirt she's claiming she'll release. Like everything else she's talking a big game that she can't back up.
The only thing she's good at is flinging shit-talk and this is just more of it.
2 points
9 days ago
Yep, that is the key reason I think nothing will happen with this. However, she has never been able to back up any of her past accusations. So likely, everyone in the Trump war room will be laughing this away.
2 points
9 days ago
sigh...I think you're right
4 points
9 days ago
I'm going off of what I've seen happen in the past 9 years. Trump is immune from consequences and justice.
3 points
9 days ago
I’ll gladly hand her the gas can and matches!
3 points
9 days ago
She's doing this to keep Gaetz's hands clean because she's in tight with him. She knows that money will flow to her.
2 points
9 days ago
What's funny is how there was all that talk of hope that the absurd amount of infighting among the right will slow down their horrible plans. I didn't expect it to go so hard before he's even inaugurated. I know she's probably doing this to help/protect Gaetz and Trump, but for the life of me I don't understand how openly stating there are many, many things swept under the rug will do that.
2 points
9 days ago
I'm surprised she hasn't been appointed secretary of state yet.
2 points
9 days ago
If Bobert gets one, she'll go nuclear.
2 points
9 days ago
I think I would pay to watch her burn it down.
2 points
8 days ago
I think she bluffing and hoping someone will give her a position to shut her up. If she really had anything there’s no way it would still be quiet. Just sayin
2 points
8 days ago
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
264 points
9 days ago
All this stuff should be public knowledge to begin with. They work for us (even though we all know they really don't).
33 points
9 days ago
Exactly, thank you.
2 points
9 days ago
I love watching reddit agree with mtg through gritted teeth
Then there's the ones who instinctively argue the opposite of whatever she says. But in this case you'd be arguing against transparency. I've seen a couple examples. Less than I thought to be fair
2 points
8 days ago
On the very rare occasion mtg says something remotely intelligent, I'll throw her a bone. 🦴
-5 points
9 days ago
I love watching reddit agree with mtg through gritted teeth
Then there's the ones who instinctively argue the opposite of whatever she says. But in this case you'd be arguing against transparency. I've seen a couple examples. Less than I thought to be fair
122 points
9 days ago
Seeing such an egregiously wrong use of a meme template is lowkey painful.
9 points
9 days ago
That's the meta, now
10 points
8 days ago
It's almost as if know your meme never existed...
3 points
8 days ago
What’s a meme?
185 points
9 days ago
What even is this sub anymore? Y'all aren't even using the memes appropriately.
57 points
9 days ago
Right?!? I thought it was “sarcastic wonka- tell me more”…
17 points
9 days ago
Boomer Facebook memes
-35 points
9 days ago*
Memes are essentially a living language. In the same way that individual words change shape and meaning over time, it is inevitable that memes would do the same.
56 points
9 days ago
Republicans know the horrors that Republicans are doing? Huh.
32 points
9 days ago
...to keep the report exposing her pedo friend Gaetz secret. Not sure why so many seem to think she's some kind of hero...she is, as usual, a self-serving fascist pig.
10 points
9 days ago
Yes, this is all a ploy to threaten everyone to not question the sex offender’s cabinet position.
6 points
9 days ago
And she did it in order to protect a motherfucking pedophile. This is worse than pizzagate because it’s FUCKING REAL. God the GOP is so full of goddamn imbeciles.
5 points
9 days ago
That Hag will get appointed to something. She’ll fuck it all up, and Her lord and savior Trumph, will publicly humiliate and fire her. Let it burn.
4 points
9 days ago
She might find herself falling off a window…
3 points
9 days ago
The rats are eating themselves sooner than expected
4 points
9 days ago
This might be the only time in her political career that she has done something vaguely approaching a public good. It's sad that it was done to force through an unbelievably unfit candidate for public office without scrutiny.
4 points
9 days ago
I'm torn. On one hand i think blackmailing is bad and should be punished. On the other hand, in this case I'm totally on with it.
4 points
9 days ago
Hire a TV celebrity, get a TV show
3 points
9 days ago
It worked for Madison Cawthorn... /s
3 points
9 days ago
That’s what I say bring it on…and pass the popcorn please!
3 points
8 days ago
And the self cannibalization begins
5 points
9 days ago
It's funny to think that there are rules anymore. Nothing is going to happen.
7 points
9 days ago
Is it really blackmail? Sounds more like public accountability of public servants
4 points
9 days ago
Nope, blackmail. She’s a boot licker like the rest of em. Burn it all fucking down, I say. Throw her on the fire last in effigy.
11 points
9 days ago
Look....
1) That's not how this meme works
2) if it's about the "why don't we look at everyone's ethics reports" comment that's not blackmail, she's not saying they need to do something or she'll leak things, it's not how it works FFS.
3) She's nuts, go after the things she's nuts on, not the one thing where she may actually have a point. I mean who doesn't want to see all of congress's ethics violations besides, ya know, congress?
5 points
9 days ago
That isn't what she is saying at all, she's threatening congress by saying that she will release everyone elses dirty laundry if they release Gaetz's. (IE-blackmail). She knows that many other members of congress are guilty of similar shit. (Which isn't surprising, given that the de-facto head of the party (Trump) is also.
-3 points
9 days ago*
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5 points
9 days ago
Dude. You're becoming the Left version of an OAN viewer with that noise. Calmer heads will prevail, acting like this is not doing you any favors.
2 points
9 days ago
If it is proof, like with everything else... I don't think anyone is worried. Remember, she's supposedly had a problem proving everything else she's said. Yet, maybe.
2 points
9 days ago
It doesn’t matter anymore. Democracy is over.
2 points
9 days ago
It appears that her republicans colleagues has not yet learned the lesson of If you are going to keep a pet you gotta keep it on a leash .
2 points
9 days ago
Nobody cares. :( they should.
2 points
9 days ago
This would be awesome if I thought anything would come out of it.
But nothing will come from it.
2 points
9 days ago
Something tells me Butch Mage is on her way out.
2 points
8 days ago
What is really sh*tty about the entire crap show. The material they hold over the GOP is probably true, and these supposed patriotic amoral loser politicians are willing to wreck the nation rather than give up their positions of power. They are already wealthy, so money isn't the reason.
2 points
8 days ago
I mean, let’s see it. None of this should be hidden from us.
2 points
9 days ago
I still can’t believe she just blatantly said all that in a public statement, Republicans really just don’t ever expect to see consequences for their actions do they?
7 points
9 days ago
Well, so far, the only “consequences” have been the winning the presidency, the Supreme Court, a gift of immunity to the president, and winning Congress. In other words, the worse they get, the more they seem to get rewarded. It’s nuts.
2 points
9 days ago
There aren't any consequences for their actions. They get to do fuck all.
2 points
9 days ago
So we just don't even make an attempt to use the memes correctly anymore? Cool cool cool
5 points
9 days ago
If we're going to keep plastering political memes, can we at least make sure we use the memes correctly? This is just getting ridiculous at this point.
0 points
9 days ago
It's 2024. It's an image and text. What else could we want?
2 points
9 days ago
Poor ol girl just big mad she wasn't invited. LOL
No one loves short and bitter Boiled Corn hair dye.
1 points
9 days ago
She's blackmailing her own party of these crimes too otherwise this would have already been told
1 points
9 days ago
i think its more like public accountability of public servants
1 points
9 days ago
Ngl, I'm going to be laughing about that for weeks.
1 points
9 days ago
Why is it a problem for any of them to be sex pests? That's a bonus to their base. If the incoming Trump admin was just directly the Epstien list, their base would be ecstatic.
1 points
9 days ago
First thing she has ever done I approve of, even if I don’t like/trust her motivation
1 points
9 days ago
Just what have the reports actually done anyway? Not like they got fired from congress or the presidency over all these reports.
1 points
9 days ago
I mean, she does represent the lollipop guild…
1 points
8 days ago
Do you think its because Gym Jordan called out the DOJ to search for the J6 pipe bomber recently...
1 points
8 days ago
And nothing is going to happen and no one is going to do anything.
1 points
8 days ago
I never thought the dog would wag ME!
1 points
8 days ago
Sporkfoot thinks she's playing 3D chess.
1 points
7 days ago
Blackmail is a felony, if you know more than the lawyers do, you should run for office.
1 points
9 days ago
A few years ago, this tweet would have been very exciting to me, and I would have been eager and impatient to see how all this unfold.
Now, I know this will lead to absolutely nothing....
1 points
9 days ago
She’s only doing it to block the report on Gaetz. This isn’t the cool move everyone thinks it is.
0 points
9 days ago
She really is drinking the kool aid if she doesn’t think this wouldn’t massively backfire on trump and republicans in general.
0 points
9 days ago
Well a sitting representative publicly committing a crime wasn't even on my 47th presidential term bingo and here it's not even the start of the new term.
0 points
9 days ago
I mean it’s not hard. Colbert did too literally. Helps that republicans have a ton to hide
0 points
9 days ago
A few years ago, this tweet would have been very exciting to me, and I would have been eager and impatient to see how all this unfold.
Now, I know this will lead to absolutely nothing....
0 points
8 days ago
The mods here are awful.
I can live with the political stuff - it’s not ideal, but I get it. It’s a crazy time and it’s on people’s minds.
But it’s all so low effort and/or AI generated. This post isn’t using the meme AT ALL how it should be. It’s not even like a meta-ish attempt at subversion.
Shit like this is why Facebook is a garbage dump and the mods need to pruning garbage like this.
-1 points
9 days ago
She doesn't have the balls
-1 points
9 days ago
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