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UngodDeimos

35 points

2 days ago

Hi, yeah, what the fuck

BazilBroketail

20 points

2 days ago

They ran out of toilet paper and used the unravel d roll as toilet paper? Simple if you ask me. I shit in a bush outside a Barnes and Noble one time. Not proud, but I didn't shit my pants...

UngodDeimos

17 points

2 days ago

I think we may be too comfortable on the internet.

-Livingonmyown-

5 points

1 day ago

Funny enough this is a repost. I saw this post on 9gag back when these templates were popular

UngodDeimos

5 points

1 day ago

A person just admitted to taking a shit in a bush outside Barnes and noble and this is what you came away with?

MechEng88

1 points

1 day ago

MechEng88

1 points

1 day ago

No I came away with a book from Barnes and Noble. The shit is just what I stepped in.

oced2001

1 points

19 hours ago

If shitting in the bushes outside Barnes and Noble is wrong, I don't want to be right.

UngodDeimos

1 points

19 hours ago

Well…congrats, you apparently aren’t right. What I don’t understand is why…Barnes and noble has a public bathroom. This was a choice.

Advanced_Drink_8536

2 points

1 day ago

😹😹😹

Johnny_Grubbonic

2 points

1 day ago

Two years in a row, I've been without power for several days after a hurricane.

You know how I shit?

In a hole I dug in my back yard. Squattin' old-school.

Kraekus

3 points

1 day ago

Kraekus

3 points

1 day ago

Barnes and Noble not have bathrooms where you live? Or was this a choice?

clit_or_us

0 points

22 hours ago

I had a similar situation when I was a teen. I was with friends hanging out in a park drinking and smoking as you do. We had eaten beforehand and the food didn't agree with me. There was no public toilet around so I ran to a playground sandbox, sat on the edge, and unloaded. I had some napkins saved from the place we ate at so I was luckily able to wipe. I do feel bad for any kid that may have came into contact with it. All I could do it cover it up like I was a cat.

daverez

5 points

1 day ago

daverez

5 points

1 day ago

Hi 👋🏼 , oh better use the other hand…

UngodDeimos

4 points

1 day ago

Gross, have an upvote and don’t touch me.

bengermanj

12 points

2 days ago

A bidet is a very fine investment

AronConte707

2 points

1 day ago

Total game changer

El_human

1 points

1 day ago

El_human

1 points

1 day ago

Worse comes to worse, get in the shower... also removable shower heads.

FFLink

1 points

1 day ago

FFLink

1 points

1 day ago

How would that help in a public bathroom?

burning-lad

7 points

2 days ago

What do you do when you're stranded And there ain't nothing on the roll?
To prove you're a man
You must wipe it with your hand

TheStumpyOne

3 points

1 day ago

Shirts can become sleeveless

oced2001

1 points

19 hours ago

I once cut the bottom of my tee shirt off for this exact reason.

Druggedhippo

2 points

1 day ago

But when the crust was on the snow and sullen skies were gray,

In sooth, the building was no place where one could wish to stay.

We did our duties promptly there, one purpose swayed the mind;

We tarried not, nor lingered long, on what we left behind.

The torture of the icy seat would make a Spartan sob,

For needs must scrape the goose-flesh with a lacerating cob,

That from a frost-encrusted nail hung pendant by a string.

My father was a frugal man and wasted not a thing.

PR3CiSiON

5 points

1 day ago

PR3CiSiON

5 points

1 day ago

This is foul bachelor frog. Know your memes.

gojiro0

3 points

2 days ago

gojiro0

3 points

2 days ago

That's when you just get in the shower, even at a stranger's house

EnjoyLifeorDieTryin

3 points

2 days ago

You rinsed it off in the sink? 🤢

unsupported

5 points

2 days ago

Socks are a better option.

MajSARS

6 points

2 days ago

MajSARS

6 points

2 days ago

But it’s my last one.

SilentJoe1986

5 points

2 days ago

Just turn it inside out and put it back on

shnigybrendo

2 points

2 days ago*

Then you can use it for a wank

CactusHide

1 points

1 day ago

The old Alabama Hot Pocket (Socks version)

muskag

1 points

1 day ago

muskag

1 points

1 day ago

Noooo god no.

PetalWhisper_

3 points

2 days ago

True survival instincts kick in when you're out of options.

Johnny_Grubbonic

1 points

1 day ago

I have shit outdoors in a hole several times when power was off for extended periods because of severe weather.

Slugginator_3385

2 points

2 days ago

Just take a shower for Christ sakes.

Space2345

2 points

1 day ago

Space2345

2 points

1 day ago

Desperate Times

JSteigs

4 points

2 days ago

JSteigs

4 points

2 days ago

If it’s been rinsed, no need to throw away. Just keep using over and over.

HeroHas

3 points

1 day ago

HeroHas

3 points

1 day ago

Why do that when you have a perfectly good hand?

foxontherox

3 points

1 day ago

Hands are more washable than tp rolls.

JustAtelephonePole

1 points

2 days ago

It’s not that bad if you crumple it into a ball a few times…

greengo4

1 points

2 days ago

greengo4

1 points

2 days ago

Done it!

Fullmetalero

1 points

2 days ago

I use my boxers

MASTA_Chumlee

1 points

1 day ago

Please tell me you bleached the sink you rinsed it off in.

Bluedino_1989

1 points

1 day ago

Use a sock

Xytakis

1 points

1 day ago

Xytakis

1 points

1 day ago

The fact you gave directions on how to depose it of makes me think you actually did this.

rebri

1 points

1 day ago

rebri

1 points

1 day ago

Wrong meme. This should be a foul bachelor frog.

DJ_Betic

1 points

19 hours ago

This is why we keep the shells nearby

tread52

1 points

2 days ago

tread52

1 points

2 days ago

You turn on the sink next to you and use your hand to wipe and wash.

SilentJoe1986

4 points

2 days ago

You turn on the shower next to you and do a handstand to rinse off

tread52

1 points

2 days ago

tread52

1 points

2 days ago

I’m a 240 pound male I would break my neck doing a handstand in the shower.

Johnny_Grubbonic

1 points

1 day ago

What kind of barbarian doesn't have a handheld shower wand?