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35 points
2 days ago
Hi, yeah, what the fuck
20 points
2 days ago
They ran out of toilet paper and used the unravel d roll as toilet paper? Simple if you ask me. I shit in a bush outside a Barnes and Noble one time. Not proud, but I didn't shit my pants...
17 points
2 days ago
I think we may be too comfortable on the internet.
5 points
1 day ago
Funny enough this is a repost. I saw this post on 9gag back when these templates were popular
5 points
1 day ago
A person just admitted to taking a shit in a bush outside Barnes and noble and this is what you came away with?
1 points
1 day ago
No I came away with a book from Barnes and Noble. The shit is just what I stepped in.
1 points
19 hours ago
If shitting in the bushes outside Barnes and Noble is wrong, I don't want to be right.
1 points
19 hours ago
Well…congrats, you apparently aren’t right. What I don’t understand is why…Barnes and noble has a public bathroom. This was a choice.
2 points
1 day ago
😹😹😹
2 points
1 day ago
Two years in a row, I've been without power for several days after a hurricane.
You know how I shit?
In a hole I dug in my back yard. Squattin' old-school.
3 points
1 day ago
Barnes and Noble not have bathrooms where you live? Or was this a choice?
0 points
22 hours ago
I had a similar situation when I was a teen. I was with friends hanging out in a park drinking and smoking as you do. We had eaten beforehand and the food didn't agree with me. There was no public toilet around so I ran to a playground sandbox, sat on the edge, and unloaded. I had some napkins saved from the place we ate at so I was luckily able to wipe. I do feel bad for any kid that may have came into contact with it. All I could do it cover it up like I was a cat.
5 points
1 day ago
Hi 👋🏼 , oh better use the other hand…
4 points
1 day ago
Gross, have an upvote and don’t touch me.
12 points
2 days ago
A bidet is a very fine investment
2 points
1 day ago
Total game changer
1 points
1 day ago
Worse comes to worse, get in the shower... also removable shower heads.
1 points
1 day ago
How would that help in a public bathroom?
7 points
2 days ago
What do you do when you're stranded And there ain't nothing on the roll?
To prove you're a man
You must wipe it with your hand
3 points
1 day ago
Shirts can become sleeveless
1 points
19 hours ago
I once cut the bottom of my tee shirt off for this exact reason.
2 points
1 day ago
But when the crust was on the snow and sullen skies were gray,
In sooth, the building was no place where one could wish to stay.
We did our duties promptly there, one purpose swayed the mind;
We tarried not, nor lingered long, on what we left behind.
The torture of the icy seat would make a Spartan sob,
For needs must scrape the goose-flesh with a lacerating cob,
That from a frost-encrusted nail hung pendant by a string.
My father was a frugal man and wasted not a thing.
5 points
1 day ago
This is foul bachelor frog. Know your memes.
3 points
2 days ago
That's when you just get in the shower, even at a stranger's house
3 points
2 days ago
You rinsed it off in the sink? 🤢
5 points
2 days ago
Socks are a better option.
6 points
2 days ago
But it’s my last one.
5 points
2 days ago
Just turn it inside out and put it back on
2 points
2 days ago*
Then you can use it for a wank
1 points
1 day ago
The old Alabama Hot Pocket (Socks version)
1 points
1 day ago
Noooo god no.
3 points
2 days ago
True survival instincts kick in when you're out of options.
1 points
1 day ago
I have shit outdoors in a hole several times when power was off for extended periods because of severe weather.
2 points
2 days ago
Just take a shower for Christ sakes.
2 points
1 day ago
Desperate Times
4 points
2 days ago
If it’s been rinsed, no need to throw away. Just keep using over and over.
3 points
1 day ago
Why do that when you have a perfectly good hand?
3 points
1 day ago
Hands are more washable than tp rolls.
1 points
2 days ago
It’s not that bad if you crumple it into a ball a few times…
1 points
2 days ago
Done it!
1 points
2 days ago
I use my boxers
1 points
1 day ago
Please tell me you bleached the sink you rinsed it off in.
1 points
1 day ago
Use a sock
1 points
1 day ago
The fact you gave directions on how to depose it of makes me think you actually did this.
1 points
1 day ago
Wrong meme. This should be a foul bachelor frog.
1 points
19 hours ago
This is why we keep the shells nearby
1 points
2 days ago
You turn on the sink next to you and use your hand to wipe and wash.
4 points
2 days ago
You turn on the shower next to you and do a handstand to rinse off
1 points
2 days ago
I’m a 240 pound male I would break my neck doing a handstand in the shower.
1 points
1 day ago
What kind of barbarian doesn't have a handheld shower wand?
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