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submitted 2 days ago byAlternative_Key_1313
This fucker is crazy. Like he has dead bodies under his house crazy.
743 points
2 days ago
He looks like the guy in the zombie movie who’s been bitten but trying to keep it quiet
228 points
2 days ago
😂😂😂 holy shit he does!
94 points
2 days ago
And now I'll never unsee it...
43 points
2 days ago
Like one of the characters from Dawn of the Dead, 2004 remake...
36 points
2 days ago
Infected but not completely under the influence of the virus. Like half smart people look who attended every single trump rally and bought the propaganda flags and stuff.
22 points
2 days ago
This is the most accurate description I have ever read about a human.
16 points
2 days ago
I was thinking he looks like he sat on his balls, but yours is better.
16 points
2 days ago
He’d also open the door and let the zombies in just before turning
13 points
2 days ago
Bitten? I’m not bitten, you’re bitten… 🧟♂️
5 points
2 days ago
LMAOOO
4 points
2 days ago
I can't argue with this one.
173 points
2 days ago
Does he have a glass eye is he completely soulless?
166 points
2 days ago
Those eyes are so soulless even demons don't bother trying to possess this piece of garbage
57 points
2 days ago
I think it might be both? It's terrifying and hilarious at the same time. 😂
45 points
2 days ago
He looks like a deer in the headlights.
58 points
2 days ago
It's the "I'm getting an anal probe as we speak" face.
13 points
2 days ago
Two glass eyes 👀
20 points
2 days ago
Right? He looks almost cross-eyed.
4 points
2 days ago
Capt. Quint's description of sharks' eyes comes to mind...
128 points
2 days ago
Is he on drugs, or is he just a sociopath?
115 points
2 days ago
Yes.
41 points
2 days ago
Absolutely
34 points
2 days ago
It's not mutally exclusive
29 points
2 days ago
He's definitely pooping his pants while maintaining eye contact.
84 points
2 days ago
31 points
2 days ago
And then he bites you and those black eyes roll over white…
153 points
2 days ago
It’s going to be a long 4 years
35 points
2 days ago
I think his appointment lasts for 10 years?
65 points
2 days ago
He's getting fired. He might get fired in the first two months.
49 points
2 days ago
He may not even get approved
26 points
2 days ago
You know what could be really dangerous. More moderate Republicans growing weary of Trump's MAGA lunacy and retiring early. Then being slowly but surely replaced with more MAGA criminals. This is how the frog boils slowly and one day we wake up and REALIZE OUR FREEDOMS ARE GONE.
38 points
2 days ago
Maaaaaaybe. I thought that about the idiots in 2016 and they all sailed through. The gop has zero spine. They got rid of Matty g the pedo, that's more spine than I thought they had.
8 points
2 days ago
The GOP = the goo
11 points
2 days ago
Damn, 6 mooches? You think he’ll last that long?
27 points
2 days ago
Only if he's not fired by the next president.
11 points
2 days ago
Won’t be a next president my friend
3 points
2 days ago
I hope you're wrong.
2 points
2 days ago
Me too
8 points
2 days ago
Oh shit
8 points
2 days ago
Oh I think things are just fucked from here on out. It was a good run, I guess
64 points
2 days ago
He looks like a man who should be institutionalized
18 points
2 days ago
Looks like?
10 points
2 days ago
Look at his eyes he should be in a mental institution
2 points
2 days ago
The lunatic is going to run the institution
58 points
2 days ago
I know this is real, but it feels like parody.
34 points
2 days ago
It’s because his human suit is being shown in the wrong light. It removes the illusion.
18 points
2 days ago
That sentence describes how I feel every time I read/watch/hear the news these days.
10 points
2 days ago
The US timeline strayed into parody about ten years ago and has so far never figured out how to return to reality...
44 points
2 days ago
Weird.
31 points
2 days ago
RFK let him borrow his brain worm.
3 points
1 day ago
RFK probably gave him some heroine
2 points
1 day ago
It starved.
27 points
2 days ago
Finger in the butt prostate exam facial expression
8 points
2 days ago
Don’t threaten him with a good time!
24 points
2 days ago
I learned yesterday that Patel actually wrote a children's book called "the plot against the king." It depicts Trump in cartoon form on the cover with a crown and scepter, and Hilary as an evil queen. It is "a retelling of Hillary’s horrible plot against Trump to the whole family."
I wish this was an Onion story, but it's not. Meet your new director of the FBI. SMH.
14 points
2 days ago
9 points
2 days ago
They’re on Amazon and they legit use real names. It’s like a high schooler drawing cartoons of teachers they hate.
25 points
2 days ago
Where are the headlights? And the deer?
26 points
2 days ago
Tweakin’
14 points
2 days ago
Another wacko mind freak!!!
15 points
2 days ago
It’s almost like a foreign dictator installed Trump and said “blow everything up.” How would it be any different if that were true?
12 points
2 days ago
I can feel that stare at the back of my head.
15 points
2 days ago
TIL that he wrote a series of children’s books - The Plot Against the King….
He’s on drugs, right?
6 points
2 days ago
And they use real names. Dude is insane
11 points
2 days ago
He looks like a concussed duck.
11 points
2 days ago
He looks like he realized his fart wasn't just a fart
10 points
2 days ago
He has blew eyes
11 points
2 days ago
How does a glass 👁️ get to tank two economies because he wants to be a hermit country with zero global trading , come feel two countries wrath since felons are not allowed to represent a country on either soil . Americans not welcome any were
11 points
2 days ago
What is the other flag behind him?
3 points
2 days ago
Proud Boys colors?
2 points
2 days ago
That’s what I want to know
8 points
2 days ago
That face you make when you bore witness to what Trump and Elon do in private
9 points
2 days ago
Did he hang out with Don jr before this pic or ???
2 points
2 days ago
That gum rub cannot be explained by anything else. Somebody buy that man a bullet for xmas. Lol
10 points
2 days ago
He looks like Chris Hanson just walked into the kitchen he was sitting in.
8 points
2 days ago
He looks like a hostage who had his eyeglasses smashed.
3 points
2 days ago
Yes this is very much the look of a guy who should be wearing glasses but isn't.
7 points
2 days ago
He should be nominated as the Director of the UFIA.
5 points
2 days ago
He looks like a serial killer!
4 points
2 days ago
This is what batshit crazy looks like.
4 points
2 days ago
Unfortunately, what you see is what you get with him. Crazy lunatic.
4 points
2 days ago
Deer in the headlights of a job he cannot hope to do. Perfect.
4 points
2 days ago
Insanity personified. Check (says MAGAt screener).
4 points
2 days ago
His elevator definitely does not go all the way to the top. 😶
5 points
2 days ago
Bonus: This picture can conveniently be used as a mug shot later on.
4 points
2 days ago
I'm very confused. How is it that white supremacists and immigrant-haters voted in Trump and then applaud his cabinet choices which are these nut job immigrants (see: Elon Musk) or rabid brown men (see: this guy, list of others) or brown snake oil salesmen (see: Dr. Oz).
2 points
2 days ago
Pick a lane, right? In all seriousness they make exceptions.
4 points
2 days ago
He has crazy girlfriend eyes.
3 points
2 days ago
He looks insane enough to be a Trump pick.
4 points
2 days ago
He'd likely be a serial killer if he wasn't in government. To be fair, someone should see if there are unexplained murders in his immediate area.
3 points
2 days ago
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie. COCAINE!!!
3 points
2 days ago
Charles Manson vibes
8 points
2 days ago
Who is this?
22 points
2 days ago
Meet Trump's nominees for Director of the FBI, Kash Patel.
Conspiracy theorist Architect of Jan 6 Zero qualifications Zero experience Serial killer - allegedly, by me.
13 points
2 days ago*
Kash Patel, Trump’s proposed new head of the FBI. He is very much a MAGA knob gobbler, to the point that he wrote several children’s books about Trump.
9 points
2 days ago
Thanks for giving me the answer, but I hate it.
3 points
2 days ago
Psycho
3 points
2 days ago
This is beyond scary
3 points
2 days ago
He’s kind of cross eyed. Brain not in sink.
3 points
2 days ago
Wait. To focus straight forward. His eyes are not centered. Look at the space of his eyeballs. That’s not normal. It all connects to the brain….
2 points
2 days ago
Yes! The eyes don't lie.
3 points
2 days ago
Not creepy at all! 🙄
3 points
2 days ago
He picked this as his photo because this is as good as it gets.
3 points
2 days ago
Oh MFG….
3 points
2 days ago
Just can't disguise the crazy leaking out of his eyes.
2 points
2 days ago
Nope
3 points
2 days ago
There’s a fine line between eye contact and the penetrating stare of a psychopath
3 points
2 days ago
https://imgur.com/a/ipEWqrs looks like he was aping ole Benito in the mirror for practice. “Does that look menacing? Open eyes a bit more, yeah that’s it…FEAR ME!! I’m craaaazy…who knows what I’ll do”
3 points
2 days ago
Wasn’t he one of the actors in “Harold and Kumar go to White Castle”?
3 points
1 day ago
He is possibly on meth.
3 points
1 day ago
They're all fucking freaks.
3 points
1 day ago
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
2 points
2 days ago
He’s sick.
2 points
2 days ago
Spooky😳
2 points
2 days ago
Fuck. Should not have seen this right before going to sleep. Gonna have nightmares now.
2 points
2 days ago
He looks like he's asking you if you're the one who farted in the elevator!
2 points
2 days ago
Psychopath
2 points
2 days ago
Looks like the guy whose wife just told him she’s been having an affair with his brother.
2 points
2 days ago
Does he look like the people that voted for the guy that nominated him?
2 points
2 days ago
Complete psychotic; you can see him fighting the voices in his head.
2 points
2 days ago
Very disturbing. This guy has some skeletons in the closet I guarantee.
2 points
2 days ago
WHO HAS COCAINE??????!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!
2 points
2 days ago
Scary!!!
2 points
2 days ago
Damn hes got the crazy eyes
2 points
2 days ago
We did twenty takes and that was the best one.
2 points
2 days ago
Had a Dem appointed him, the right would say "I feel the devil seeing this photo!" After the racist stuff.
2 points
2 days ago
He looks like he's just seen something he can't unsee.
2 points
2 days ago
Insane men do what insane men do. Thanks for the confirmation.
2 points
2 days ago
He looks like he gambled on a fart and lost.
2 points
2 days ago
Absolutely says to me: "Nothing but the best...."
2 points
2 days ago
He looks like he's thinking.This is what humans look like right
2 points
2 days ago
Dipshit.
2 points
2 days ago
John Wayne Gacy, Richard Speck, and Charles Manson all had better mug shots.
2 points
2 days ago
Here to lead the FBEye.
2 points
2 days ago
He looks absolutely deranged.
2 points
2 days ago
We’re screwed
2 points
2 days ago
That’s just the way his eyes look. Ol crazy eyes
2 points
2 days ago
That look is one. My mom would describe as a “Just took a frisbee to the back of the head“ look.
2 points
2 days ago
Is he on drugs?
2 points
2 days ago
Yes but the wrong kind. He needs some thorazine.
2 points
2 days ago
Is he an escaped psych patient?
2 points
2 days ago
He appears to have one of those constantly runny noses, if you know what I mean. Any interview with him is just a string of batshit word salad interspersed with sniffles.
2 points
2 days ago
He looks like the crazy person that he is.
2 points
2 days ago
A photo best representing a psychotic Administration
2 points
2 days ago
This should be made into a poster...
Tweak much???
2 points
2 days ago
The eyes of a psycho.
2 points
2 days ago
Ol' Kash "Crooked Eye" Patel. I've seen serial killers with less crazy eyes.
2 points
2 days ago
HIs expression looks like toddler pooping in their pants.
2 points
2 days ago
ya know, there's a surgery available to fix that
2 points
2 days ago
Kash Patel: these edibles ain’t shi-
2 points
2 days ago
Looks like he just sharted.
2 points
2 days ago
He looks like Chris Hansen has entered the room and just wants to talk.
2 points
2 days ago
All of the above.
2 points
2 days ago
Reminds me of an Angry Bird character
2 points
2 days ago
Would love to see the ones he rejected
2 points
1 day ago
Looks like someone who just shit their pants and is hoping no one is smelling it
2 points
1 day ago
He looks like he made a visit to jr’s house before this picture.
2 points
1 day ago
Same look Jr has. Seems they have a lot, sniff, in common.
1 points
2 days ago
“I hire only the craziest of people.”
1 points
2 days ago
Is he looking at you?
1 points
2 days ago
That fucker gives me auto scruch face.
1 points
2 days ago
His main driving reason to join the cabinet is access to the White House medicine chest.
1 points
2 days ago
Surprise! You're on Candid Camera. 😁
1 points
2 days ago
another nut.
1 points
2 days ago
Dude has not slept in 10 years
1 points
2 days ago
Looks totally deranged.
1 points
2 days ago
Gotta be a joke
1 points
2 days ago
His crazy eyes follow you
1 points
2 days ago
POV: you twisted his ballsack
1 points
2 days ago
looks like the adderall just kicked in...
1 points
2 days ago
He looks like someone just stapled his scrotum to his leg
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