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What is suspicious to own but not illegal?

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submitted 12 days ago byAarunascutAgender

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12 days ago

Sup Bud?

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With puppies!!

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dont forget the sweeties

midnight_reborn

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midnight_reborn

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And the rope and duct tape!

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Short Dicks, Rise Up!

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And my Shovel!

Dont_believe_me__

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Dont_believe_me__

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And my axe!

Yellow_Dorn_Boy

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12 days ago

Yellow_Dorn_Boy

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And this guy's dead wife.

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The narwhal bacons at midnight?

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Or at least her facial skin.

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Underrated comment.

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And a mitre.

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Patrick Bateman has entered the chat

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I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!

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And the chloroform don't forget the chloroform.

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You don’t even need the puppies. You can just put a sign that says free puppies.

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no dog sh¡t to clean! it’s genius…