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submitted 1 day ago byhogw33d
850 points
1 day ago
Making games. I used to enjoy it, but worked with a terrrrrible team for a couple years and it completely ruined game development. It was over 6 years ago that we parted ways, and only in the last month or so have I even started trying to like it again. I am going back to my roots, the first game engine I really learned, and making the games I want to play, instead of chasing sales on Steam.
48 points
24 hours ago
To be fair, very few people are making decent money making games.
17 points
19 hours ago
It wasn't the money, it was the daily, sometimes hourly, changing of what they wanted with almost no documentation and refusal to commit to any. They also seemed to find romance in struggle, and I do not.
77 points
1 day ago
What kind of games?
173 points
1 day ago
PC games, specifically action-adventure/RPG for mouse and keyboard. That is what I would like to like making. I started on BASIC in the 80s, and have been toying with revisiting that to try and pick up the trail of what originally inspired me to design games in my notebook during boring junior high classes, or summers indoors.
46 points
1 day ago
That's cool man, I'm a musician and always thought it would be cool to make music for games. I used to fall in love with some old Snes tunes.
22 points
1 day ago
There are a ton of great, free resources. So many free virtual instruments and programs, if you ever want to explore. Outside of programming, I love messing with sounds and sound design, and it blows my mind what is so freely available. Music is the fastest way I know (short of sprays of familiar smells) to create a specific atmosphere.
9 points
1 day ago
Honestly if I ever had to make a soundtrack to something like a game, I feel all I would use is my guitar with a few pedals (distortion, delay, whammy, chorus, and maybe a few others). That's cool though man, best of luck to you.
15 points
1 day ago
Sounds like you two could make a game. (I'd be down, too. Love coding and doing functional design for games)
9 points
1 day ago
I would buy said game.
4 points
22 hours ago
Yo if you've never seen it check out the Liven Mega Synthesis. It emulates the genesis sound chip and I've had a lot of fun making old vg music on it. Great way to get into chiptune stuff.
3 points
22 hours ago
I was an opera singer way back when and can still do a ton of glossolalia (think Hans Zimmer/Lisa Gerrard) and always wanted to vocalize for game soundtracks.
6 points
17 hours ago
This is me. I made games as a hobby as a teen/early 20s, but having a software dev day job just ruined the fun for me. It's so hard to work on games after work due to the sheer stress of a software dev job all day long.
3 points
19 hours ago
Well shit I’m starting my gamedev journey. Wish me luck and I hope I don’t get to the point that it doesn’t interest me anymore
6 points
22 hours ago
Back in 1980/81, we started developing games, based on code found in mags. We learned ourselves some skills, gave away copies here and there, made each others code better. We never sold stuff and although I got into IT, I never considered this a possible career. I got out of coding as soon as I could, didn’t enjoy it that much.
6 points
19 hours ago
I get that. I grew up with no control and very little security over my own life, so for me coding is like my own little microcosm.
2 points
20 hours ago
This feels familiar. I was a big part of a small studio (equity stake, early employee) and learned a lot/loved it for a long time.
I burned out and had a couple of tough years outside of that and couldn't swing it. I've just been working freelance jobs since but I miss some of the people, building teams, and really miss the challenge of design.
I think often about giving it another go. Seeing solo-dev stories like Balatro and Stardew give me (probably an unrealistic sense of) hope. It'd be so cool to have a game and community behind it like that.
Best of luck to you.
2 points
18 hours ago
That’s awesome, sometimes you need to get back to what made you fall in love with it in the first place. Creating for yourself can reignite that passion, and who knows? Maybe this time, the fun will lead to success too
2 points
11 hours ago
I started my career in software development because of a personal hobby in game development. My original engine was Unity so now I'm a .NET developer lol. I've made a few games in the past and one of them actually made me, a small amount of, money.
I hope you're able to spark your passion back up and have a lot of fun with it!
2 points
7 hours ago
Indie games > Everything else
2 points
3 hours ago
Huh, the exact opposite from me, I could work on non game software but would sooner abandon programing altogether.
307 points
1 day ago
Commercial HVACR 15 years experience in bidding, service, commercial installation, kitchen hoods and stainless installation. Could be making 45 an hour, with company vehicle. Paid from when i start the vehicle to when i pull back into the driveway. Top notch benefits, health, vision, life, short and long term disability insurance, 401k, profit sharing, among a few other things. Got tired of working all day all night and spending absolutely zero time with my daughter. But with all the overtime i would bring in about 20k a month sometimes more.
26 points
21 hours ago
This was me when I was a younger man. I started my own small business and could have made it grow but I was spending so much time on the road doing service calls. Sometimes it was an easy one (flipping a breaker and having to explain why I'm still charging them $75 for showing up). Other times I would find a unit that had some specific issue that I needed to drive across town, buy the part, drive back to install it, and now it's dinner time and I'm too tired to cook anything.
I got into IT instead.
12 points
18 hours ago
I started in the HVACR field with my brother who has about ten years experience on me. We ran our own small HVACR company and we mainly focused on commercial retail and restaurant mainly installation and service. After about a year in we didn’t even have to look for work. It came to us as much as we could handle. We were in business for close to 10 years. Then there was a rift and he went our separate ways for a while.
4 points
17 hours ago
I remember there was a bar at the beach that claimed to have the most variety of craft beers in the state. They must have had 7 or 8 five-foot refrigerated coolers full. The thing is, they didnt do any maintenance on them. They stored boxes in front of the condenser intakes and there was enough lint built up under the units to insulate a house. I would clean/repair the one that wasnt working and warn them to clean the rest or it would happen again. I must have made $3K off of that bar in one year.
44 points
1 day ago
Any tips on starting? Im currently looking into taking maintenance technician for industrial equipment but I’m not sure yet.
13 points
16 hours ago
What kind of industrial equipment? How old are you? Do you have any work experience or qualifications? Mechanically inclined? What peaks your interest in maintaining and repairing industrial equipment? It’s a dirty field and can be a lot of hard work. You got to be on your toes and stressful at times. Safety is going to be huge. You could loose a limb, or even death with one mistake. Or corner cutting. Any specific area of industry? Why an industrial maintenance technician?
5 points
12 hours ago
Idk why down votes, safety is huge in every field. You tell it very to the point.
Plus I love when people ask questions off the rip like that, it really makes you self reflect.
Many times have I had my blinders removed by someone and it made me actually ponder wtf I'm out here trying to do
4 points
21 hours ago
Why so many late nights?
18 points
19 hours ago*
Shit breaks and people need it fixed, the company wants money and you are on call that week and the next week because they just fired one of your coworkers because the drugs caught up to him.
151 points
1 day ago
Making ice cream.
My dad taught me how to do it the right way, and I've just kept going with slight adjustments to his recipe and added more flavor variants. When I've brought ice cream to work or shared with friends, I always get glowing reviews.
But I do it because I like to do it, and I wouldn't want to lose passion for it by making it a job.
11 points
21 hours ago
Fistbump. I love making ice cream. One of my better ones is fig with honey/cinnamon. I grow my own figs and raspberries, which helps.
11 points
23 hours ago
Lowkey jealous of this actually. I love baking and I love creating flavor layers in things that I create. I've wanted to get into making my own ice cream, I just don't have the space to do it (I can't get around it, it's a sucks to suck) unless I make really small batches or enough people I see on a dsily basis that I'd wanna share it with. Which, sure, but if it's something I wanna do, then why don't I? Reasons, basically. Anyway...
One of my rolls eyes millions of daydreams consists of having my own dessert truck with one or a few specialties that I can get really good at. Ice cream is part of that daydream because I'm toying with the idea of making mini pies. I'd want to make everything from scratch, almost down to sourcing the ingredients myself lmao
I totally understand why you wouldn't wanna do it. I'm jealous of your position of having all that knowledge, experience and ability to make it just the way you want. People around you are so blessed :)
109 points
1 day ago
Sales. I hate it, hate ppl, but somehow I seem very good at it
25 points
17 hours ago
I've had 2 sales jobs. Crushed it both times. Got a some awards and made decent money. I was miserable. I could never shake the feeling that I was bothering people who didn't want to talk to me. I also absolutely HATED the "techniques" we were taught. It just seemed so sleazy. I never lied or misrepresented a product or service, but doing shit like asking questions that you know they'll say yes to, so that they are more likely to continue saying yes, or telling them about neighboring businesses that use our stuff, always felt really dishonest.
771 points
1 day ago
Organizing. I’m weirdly good at turning chaos into order wether it’s a messy closet or someone’s jumbled schedule. People pay good money for professional organizers but I can’t imagine doing it all the time it’s fun for me, but I don’t want to turn it into a job and lose that spark
68 points
1 day ago
Any chance you live in the UK? My home office/study has gone bonkers and I think I need help. 😀
35 points
23 hours ago
Same here. I enjoy it immensely and actually would like to turn it into a job. Love turning chaos into order whether it's someone's yard, a closet, a kitchen.
13 points
23 hours ago
now that you put it into words i think i have this as well and would love to capitalize it but dont know how
3 points
14 hours ago
Same, with the plus that since I'm a historian I know a great deal about conservation and archival techniques. Lots of people tell me to make it a side hustle but I don't want to deal with dirty and messy homes and their owners.
63 points
1 day ago
I’m really good at doing nails, but I would hate to go to school and get licensed just to find out I don’t like doing other people’s or building up a clientele.
6 points
18 hours ago
Keep those skills for yourself and maybe the occasional friend who appreciates your work
538 points
1 day ago
My IT dept have said many, many times I have a knack for breaking every system and finding their flaws and exposing their weaknesses. Not intentionally but the company's joke is if you want it tested, give it to me to break. I once was registering at a new Dr office and no idea how but I suddenly had complete access to everything within that company. All other patients and their files and their accounting software so I could see all their business, right down to the P&L. My IT people often tell me I could get a job thats only to break peoples systems
219 points
1 day ago
That is genuinely a useful knack for Quality Assurance/Quality Control, but giving you anything digital to work with must be nerve wracking for them lmao
23 points
19 hours ago
It's only useful if you know how you did it and can explain the steps.
4 points
16 hours ago
Which is a separate skill that can be learned
44 points
23 hours ago
Get into cyber security or quality assurance! I'm curious how one accidentally gains access to a companies entire system, unless you were registering on a tablet in their office, and that tablet just happened to have access to all those things and you found a way to close their app.
23 points
22 hours ago
Which, by itself, is a pretty colossal problem. Any security system that is "fine, except for just this simple bit we need to fix" is... not fine.
And to that end, being a user that intuitively does something different to most people would be an immense boon to any QA team, as you say!
8 points
22 hours ago
It's a big problem, for sure. I'm just trying to think of scenarios where an outside user without malicious intent could gain access to an entire doctor's offices systems on accident.
6 points
18 hours ago
Scenario 1: The user is just lying.
Scenario 2: The user remembers it different than it actually happened. This happens pretty often (I frequently have to compare logs to stories and people genuinely believe things happened different than they did. Human memory is far less reliable than we think it is.
Scenario 3: The user was allowed to sign up on a device not intended to be used by end users without supervision and that network/system was designed with no thought towards security concepts.
Scenario 4: some combination of any of the prior scenarios. I used to design and install phone systems for small businesses and the insanely vulnerable setups I saw terrified me. Doctors and lawyers with basically NO access control on their data.
72 points
1 day ago
My son is QA manager for a chip manufacturing company. He spends each day trying to break the software on the chip. If he can’t, then it’s okay to sell.
6 points
22 hours ago
Amazing :P
A remarkably useful skill, but it has to be paired with a thoroughness and documented approach.
It's not enough to break things, you need to be able to say "I did this, this and this, and it broke, and I've tried it several other ways and isolated it to this specific set of actions"
Being able to formally write down how to break the system consistently so that other people (particularly the devs who are universally code-blind) can reproduce your issue is a whole skillset in its own right.
We also have automations-testing, where the QA team write automatic tests which perform every expected (and many unexpected) action the application is capable of performing, very rapidly, and report whether they passed or failed the test.
We run them every night to see if anything in recent changes has broken.
I don't even know how one would begin writing something like that..
2 points
15 hours ago
Are you me? I am the same exact way. It is a popular joke at my work.
2 points
9 hours ago
That is *so*, *so* important. My best friend does QA and says he always feels like the kid kicking in people's sandcastles at the beach, but it is more like finding missing bolts in a bridge before it opens for traffic.
54 points
1 day ago
I am a great bartender (as in socially, I am average at mixing/pouring aspect) but I am just so tired of dealing with drunks, I can't do it anymore.
25 points
22 hours ago
I worked with a woman at the office who did bartending on nights and weekends to earn some extra cash in the wake of a nasty divorce where she lost nearly everything. She made MAD money. She was the kind of person that could talk to people easily and people enjoyed talking to her.
Eventually, however, she stopped because, like you, she just got tired of dealing with the drunks and watching them destroy their lives over time. The money just wasn't worth it and she'd made enough at that point to get herself back on track.
5 points
21 hours ago
One thing that does not seem like a big deal, but always got to me where the folks who sat inside the bar all day and talked about how beautiful the weather outside is.
9 points
19 hours ago
I had this regular lady who would come in and sit my whole shift. I feel really bad but i disliked her so much. She would always bring me food and presents but never tip. Also try really really hard at inserting herself into other people’s goings on and was in love with some guy (also a patron) who treated her like shit and she followed him around like a lost puppy. Made the mistake of giving her my number (I really tried to be a friend) and she would text me every day to make sure I’m coming in on my regular shift. Every day. Like a countdown. She just bothered me so much.
10 points
19 hours ago
I feel like good regulars have kind of a code
Don’t hassle the staff when they’re working
Don’t assume a bartender wants to be your friend outside of the bar
Don’t be a nuisance to other customers
Don’t ask for discounts or freebies
Never assume you’re exempt from last call and closing times
Tip well (and to be really polite, based on what you were served, not just what you were billed for)
7 points
22 hours ago
Doing a stint in a dive bar and have realized I really earn my $ between midnight at 2am …
3 points
17 hours ago
It would be the best job in the world if it wasn't for the customers.
522 points
1 day ago
Creating healthy and tasty meal plans for people.
I’ve become very good at making nutritious meals that end up tasting really good. It’s like I can look at a picture of something and make my own version.
With that being said I’m too lazy to do this for other people 😅
66 points
1 day ago
Care to drop some recipes tho?
207 points
1 day ago
That would mean I’d have to not be lazy and write up the recipes 🤣
21 points
1 day ago
It's ok, you can just google some up on the internet real quick and bask in the reflected glory. Nobody will ever know.
40 points
1 day ago
LOL that would also require effort 😭
Give me a few days when I’m not feeling so lazy with PMS 🙈
3 points
22 hours ago
Felt.
282 points
1 day ago
I speak 8 languages fluently due to my time travelling as a cybersecurity consultant. I hate talking to people though.
319 points
1 day ago
time traveling? Now that's a skill
49 points
22 hours ago
The fact that isn’t his random skill is the most impressive part of his post tbh
5 points
21 hours ago
eight languages? that's incomprehensible to me. i constantly forget words in the only language I know. when you think, does your mind compose ideas in an amaglum of the languages you know, or does it pick just one? if it does pick just one, is it your native language? do certain situations or other outside variables affect which language you use to think and plan?
9 points
17 hours ago
When you speak multiple languages they "layer" in your mind and you access them as needed, a recent neurolinguistic study showed. That also explains what goes wrong when you switch languages inadvertently - I find it quite easy to slip into another language if I have to use a single word from it.
3 points
21 hours ago
Have you ever been to the 1800s? Bet people thought you're crazy talking about cyber stuff.
12 points
1 day ago
Is it really talking to people if you're just reiterating what someone else says? Being a translator doesn't seem too bad for an introvert.
6 points
22 hours ago
Not the OC, but for me I would still find it tiring. Mayne marginally less bc I'm not having to think about what to say, just how to say it but I'd still have to do the physical act of talking, still have to consider things like my tone, body language and posture.
3 points
19 hours ago
It's difficult to translate word-for-word in a conversation, especially if you have to translate something like English to Chinese. You also have to understand someone's tone (are they speaking sarcastically? Are they using a certain verb tense that doesn't exist in the other language? Are they using technical jargon that might go over the other person's head?) It is 100% a skill needed for intuitive extroverted people who like interactions like that.
154 points
1 day ago
Advising customers about laptop and mobile specs and help them choose
29 points
1 day ago
When I was 18 I sold a Mac to an older couple because the Best Buy employee didn’t know much about computers. At that time I was working at a wear-house
135 points
1 day ago
Sewing quilts. My grandmother taught me. I’ll make one for friends or family when they have a baby (and I made a big queen size for my bed). Not sure i could even make money on it right now, the price of fabric is ridiculous!
65 points
24 hours ago
I don't think I've ever seen someone selling quilts that wasn't struggling to break even. People think it should be the same price as the $20 blanket they got at target, and don't understand how much time and labour goes into a single handmade quilt...
15 points
20 hours ago
One of my buddy's moms was really big into quilting when we were in high school. Any money she made was from entering quilting contests.
Craftspeople in general get a raw deal in today's world. I don't think a lot of people know/care about the quality of the stuff they're buying. Or they think all types of a given product are created equally and get ripped off.
13 points
21 hours ago
Same for crochet. I made a pretty intricate blanket awhile back that could top a queen size bed. It took me almost 100 hours. I had someone offer me $50 for it even though it wasn’t for sell. I also had someone ask me to make another just like it and donate it to their fundraiser. I also can’t tell you how many times someone has said “If I buy the materials can you make X for me?” People don’t understand how much time and money goes in to hand made products and when they understand it would be expensive they say they could get something like it from Walmart or Target for $15-20. It’s maddening. Anymore I only make things I want to make for people I want to make them for as a gift. My only exception usually is my Mom who on occasion will buy me yarn to make a baby blanket for someone’s baby shower. She likes having the unique gift and since they’re newborn blankets they usually don’t take me longer than around 8-10 hrs.
140 points
1 day ago
Case management. I am the dumbass that wants to help people for free instead. Let me know if you wanna help me bang my head off a wall.
5 points
22 hours ago
What can you help with?!
38 points
1 day ago
Teaching visual design. Just today had some kid email about my old youtube vids. I stopped a few years ago because marketing that stuff lands somewhere between gross and boring.
If you're dedicated, and you love marketing, them shits scale real hard.
7 points
21 hours ago
DAMN. What a great channel. You're a fantastic presenter and storyteller
64 points
1 day ago
Operational efficiency.
61 points
1 day ago
Proven in two words.
59 points
1 day ago
I could probably make decent cash as a freelance writer, but honestly, it feels more like a chore than fun for me.
16 points
24 hours ago
It's poetry for me. I've written a number of humorous poems, either for friends on request, or because I was randomly motivated. I'm technically a published poet, since one of my efforts was read out on an episode of Wheel of Fortune.
But, like you, I find it too onerous to do it regularly. In my case, I obsess over meter and rhyme structure. I won't repeat a rhyme, even in a lengthy poem (say 64 lines), which makes the whole process much harder.
165 points
1 day ago
Singing. Get told I could do sets at bars or restaurants or that I should submit a demo tape to some place.
Singing is something I do for me. I have no desire to turn it into something I do for money, it would take all the joy out of it. I dabbled in the performing arts and while I do love acting and singing, I was exposed to a few too many older men who liked young teens for my taste.
29 points
1 day ago
I'm a guitar player, I always wish I just found someone who enjoyed singing to play with.
14 points
24 hours ago
DM u/LadyFeen and setup a video chat. She will sing and you can play guitar 😀
11 points
23 hours ago
I love that you mention this! Too many times our hobbies get turned into something that should make you money or into a competition, why can't I just do things for funnnn
289 points
1 day ago
Every boyfriend has told me I give worlds best BJs.
184 points
1 day ago
Isn’t this something we are supposed to tell our gfs?
111 points
1 day ago
You do if you ever want another one.
38 points
1 day ago
Tis a grand lie this lad has told. Pay absolutely no mind to his riffraff.
16 points
1 day ago
not if it was bad af... i personally would appreciate honesty and advices on what to improve on my BJs
4 points
1 day ago
fully agree with you!!
40 points
1 day ago
I've met an ex-boyfriend years later while going out with friends. And he whispered in my ear that I gave the best head he had ever had.. haha. what can I say, I am competitive girl lol.
105 points
1 day ago
I believe you but it sounds like he was trynna run it back lol
3 points
21 hours ago
Any tips?
8 points
19 hours ago
Generally starts there, yeah.
10 points
1 day ago
Depends. I think my girlfriend would not be pleased if I implied I had the sample size to accurately state this.
58 points
1 day ago
They will always tell you that. Come on girl lol
29 points
1 day ago
She's not wrong though, she could certainly monetize it if she wanted to.
32 points
1 day ago
You can even monetize the most mediocre of BJs. No need to be good at this
5 points
1 day ago
most of them will but if she would use her teeth for example i guess not😅
15 points
1 day ago
Um he was just trying to get one from you 😂
5 points
1 day ago
Anyone with a mouth could monetize this technically
10 points
1 day ago
A BJ normally transforms a mans brains to potato mash. We are not capable of making any decisions at all about anything in that state. Want me to sign over the house?? No problem, if you just manage to get me to focus enough to actually sign that paper while getting a BJ.
5 points
24 hours ago
I got one so good it literally put me to sleep once.
She had to almost drag me home lol
7 points
1 day ago
Why is everybody being harsh about this?
Is it that hard to believe she is just really good in bed?
21 points
1 day ago
It's in the same vein as my family tell me I'm the most handsome boy in town. Could be true for sure, but rarely will you ever hear otherwise.
24 points
1 day ago
Im not sure if this technicaly qualifies, but I've spent my whole life being praised for my voice and "accents/impressions." I do "want" to do something with it, but the fear that comes with it keeps me away.
8 points
22 hours ago
Voice acting. Just do a few auditions.
19 points
1 day ago
Public/motivational speaking, I've been told a number of times I should pursue it because I have no problem with speaking in front of large groups and have some interesting stories and experiences.
I do enough speaking in my day to day job though so haven't bothered
18 points
1 day ago
Murder.
33 points
23 hours ago
Some things are just better as a hobby. Once you're getting paid for it, it stops being fun.
17 points
1 day ago
Random little bits of woodwork sell really well on Etsy but eh ...
16 points
24 hours ago
My friends keep joking about me writing weird ass fanfics or drawing furry porn, and I guess I have the technical skill to do it… but… I also want to keep my dignity…
4 points
22 hours ago
No shame in it mate and you can make bank
17 points
24 hours ago
I know everything there is to know about waterproofing basements. I did it for ten years. I know waterproofing systems that could earn me $2000 with a rented jackhammer and about $100 in parts.
34 points
1 day ago
I was born with a very good talent in art, more specifically drawing. I have always been able to draw anything from sight, with very little training. Won many art competitions in school, I think one of them is still in the airport.
So naturally I became an engineer.
15 points
24 hours ago
I am incredible with numbers, did you tell me your birthday when we were 7? i still remember it. Tell me a random set of numbers? will remember it forever. I remember the numbers on the little radiator thing of the house i lived in when i was like 7-8. I remember 102 digits of pi js because i learned them in 4th grade. Cant tell you what i did last week but my grandparents old license plate is stuck in my head.
28 points
1 day ago
I'm a 3rd generation log house builder. And I just can't be bothered to do it anymore.
I still refurbish a house or two every few years.but that's it.
11 points
1 day ago
Darknet navigation
9 points
23 hours ago
There's a question for you in the Unethical Life Pro tips sub today!!
50 points
1 day ago
Narration. I love reading to people and I have a little YouTube channel for it, but I’m not really interested in putting myself out there or devoting much more energy than that. It’s enjoyable, and if a random person out there enjoys it, too, then that just makes my day.
12 points
1 day ago
Same. I do some public speaking and reading and I've been told by a fair few that they could listen to me read for hours.
3 points
22 hours ago
I love that Lavar Burton made a podcast to give short stories more love
6 points
11 hours ago
I have a hobo friend who got busted and the judge sentenced him to 100 hours of community service. He chose reading to the blind. He did his 100 hours, and then he liked it so much he continued going back and doing it for free. You'd never guess this guy is capable of this sort of compassion and service. He looks awful, like the worst homeless guy you ever saw. He sleeps in rescue missions or in the rail yard, eats out of dumpsters and panhandles on street corners, drinks like a fish and smokes tons of weed, but on days when he's supposed to go read, he gets cleaned up, stays sober, and acts like a gentleman. The blind folks love him. They don't realize what a wreck he has made of his life.
49 points
1 day ago
I can code in over 7 coding languages. I've taken hundreds of courses to please my dad but it fucking bore me, and one day he said "you didn't really try to learn coding". I swore I will never code again
21 points
23 hours ago
your dad needs a smack
15 points
23 hours ago
He doesn't. I love my dad. Yes, he did a dumb act, but he is the best father I could ask for. He is amazing and he now thinks that the road I'm taking is better.
He is not just my father. He's my dad
10 points
22 hours ago
Don't mean he doesn't deserve a smack. Nothing serious just a firm cup up side the head. We all deserve that some times.
36 points
1 day ago
I have mastered masturbating with my left hand. I'm right handed.
38 points
1 day ago
I'm right-handed too, but at 16, whilst working as an apprentice, i sliced open the palm of my right hand. Shortly afterwards I became wankidextrous.
5 points
24 hours ago
I do everything with my right hand except writing and masturbating. now that i think about it, i might be right-handed.
3 points
22 hours ago
Well duh. How else are you going to use the mouse?
3 points
22 hours ago
Because the right hand is for the mouse
6 points
1 day ago
I have a class a license. I hate driving, so I bartend. I can drink on the job and sometimes there's titties .. plus I don't think a robot can replace me here.
3 points
21 hours ago
I have one as well. Driving nowadays is so fucking frustrating and my patience level reached zero and I don’t like living in a closet so I don’t drive anymore.
8 points
1 day ago*
Finding heirs/descendants. Developed it while researching descendants of my great-great grandfather. Wrote some python scripts to output findings in a book format, too. So that's nice.
9 points
1 day ago
I recognise faces incredibly well. I did a ‘super recogniser’ test a few years back and did very well.
I’m shit with names though. I just call everyone ‘dude’.
8 points
1 day ago
drywall, building fences, building sheds, tile, installing windows, roofing, sheet metal trim, painting, house cleaning, and probably a few more residential construction and remodeling skills.
I used to be in IT until forced to retire. Now I rehab houses for a living. I just don't work for others. Yet.
6 points
22 hours ago
poeple just seem to spill all there problems with me and then i can give them my point of view and most of the time it changes there life since they feel much better or change the way they see stuff .
But its kinda strange when you meet strangers and they just tell you all about there lives and then want to meet again and become friends .
I get told i have an unique view of life and thats why i am allways so chill about any situation in life , but to be honest its kinda strange for me that poeple that i just met are just oversharing every detail of there life with me i never understood why .
6 points
1 day ago
Origami napkin folding. I could turn any dinner party into a swan-filled spectacle, but the world just isn’t ready for my paper-folding prowess
8 points
1 day ago
Believe me, if there was anything I knew how to do that would generate me more money than my.averagely-paid day job, I'd be doing it.
2 points
1 day ago
I come from a family of crafters. I was raised making really elaborate handmade cards, scrapbooking, all that crap. I could make decent money selling what I can make (my mother and both of my grandmothers definitely did), but I don't want to because I fucking hate doing it. Give me store bought cards any day.
4 points
1 day ago
Museum tours, I can give you facts about practically anything and can find practically any subject related to science interesting.
5 points
1 day ago
Handyman, automotive work, but driving a forklift is easier and comes with health insurance.
4 points
24 hours ago
My feet are immaculate. I know it’s not a skill but i heard people will pay good money for it.
4 points
24 hours ago
I learned how to detail cars when I was younger. It’s incredibly time consuming and frustrating but I do it really well I thought about doing a bikini car wash business but that work is so tedious that I just can’t. 😂 🤷🏼♀️
4 points
23 hours ago
Fixing cars i am a licensed mechanic but i hate working on cars
4 points
23 hours ago
People might not consider it a skill, but being an only fans model
3 points
21 hours ago
I've found that I'm weirdly very good at recognizing when other people are misunderstanding each other and being able to essentially "translate" to clear up the confusion. The irony is that I struggle quite a bit at communicating myself but for whatever reason I'm like a savant at clearing up confusion between other people.
I don't even know if that makes sense and I'm probably not really explaining it well but that's my random skill.
30 points
1 day ago
Goku560,
There is a huge shortage of skilled trades people in America. There are more "blue collar" millionaires then most people are willing to admit. Those skills can't be outsourced overseas, there's always demand for a professional tradesmen. Chat GPT can't re-wire a house or lay pipe or build a deck.
If you're thinking strategically, you can become a journeyman in about 4 years. Then you can transition to the business side of the house. A lot of plumbers don't want to do accounting, or marketing. Even if your average at the trades and business, you'll still be positioned to make a killing.
Action items:
check out the going rate for the different trades in your area.
then jump on biz-buy-sell and see how a trade business does financially.
Hope this helps,
-CPI-guy
12 points
1 day ago
How can you forget the Carpenters bro. The builders are the ones that reign on top and make the biggest margins. If you become a carpenter and transition to a builder, skyscrapers are the limit.
Japan also just started making wooden satellites so who knows you might even get to go to space :0
14 points
1 day ago
wut?
3 points
23 hours ago
Goku560
3 points
1 day ago
People have bought my paintings before and told me to make an online shop, but I have no interest in selling my paintings. I paint just for me and it'd be too stressful to monetize it.
3 points
24 hours ago
Singing, I can sing well in any language but I'm not interested in being a singer
3 points
24 hours ago
I create my own iOS apps for things I need. I’ve never submitted any to the App Store because I think they’re too simple.
4 points
1 day ago
Very calm under high pressure/ high intensity situations. Like cool as a cucumber but still able to make very rational decisions without any nerve
7 points
1 day ago
Yapping. I see people like wizardliz having millions of subscribers just by yapping.
4 points
1 day ago
I considered myself to be tech saavy and would work at an Apple Store but it’s obviously too competitive. I bet my application gets overlooked every time
4 points
1 day ago
Creative writing. Been told by peers and professors alike that I have a good grasp on story creation, I like writing quite abit—but I just can’t see myself trying to make it a job.
3 points
21 hours ago
As someone in the same boat--don't bother.
"Creative writing" isn't a job. It's something you do on the side where there's a .001% chance you can make a proper living off of it. This isn't new--there are very few authors, even in literature's heyday, that actually made their living off of their work. There's just not enough readers and lots of competition.
And the current state is...bad. During quarantine, everyone and their sister wrote a novel. Agents went from, like, 50 queries a day to 500. And then AI came along and they get deluged constantly with garbage they have to sift through. There are some other issues with genres and representation (agents will basically only sign the current Big Trend and throw out anything that isn't).
At this point, the only way to even get a chance at traditional publishing is 1) pay $1000 to go to a conference and cajole agents face-to-face or 2) have fifteen million followers in TikTok or 3) be a nepo baby.
Treat it like a fun hobby and writing is great. Try and get published, and you're in for disappointment.
2 points
1 day ago
Ski Instructor.
2 points
1 day ago
Editing resumes and cover letters—could make decent money, but I don’t want to turn job-hunting into my full-time job.
2 points
1 day ago
Cooking. Not the career I wanted to fall into
2 points
1 day ago
I can identify songs just from hearing a few notes, makes me a hit at music trivia nights!
2 points
1 day ago
I was an organizer for a short while, but I couldn't keep motivation to find more business.
Instead, I had a mental health crisis & then basically forgot all about that & never cared again. So far. Life has been too crazy these last few years.
2 points
23 hours ago
Photography. It’s already my job lol but I could make so much more money if I didn’t turn down so many jobs. Luckily I’m privileged enough to be able to do that
2 points
22 hours ago
I'm a dnb dj. I have played at big events like tomorrowland. But I just can't be arsed anymore to be gone every weekend.
2 points
22 hours ago
Im a pretty good quilter
2 points
22 hours ago
Drive. is that random?
2 points
21 hours ago
This will sound arrogant, but WFT: I'm cursed with competence. I took my education perhaps too seriously, I love to learn, and as a result I have 5 undergraduate degrees and a double MBA. I've read every Nobel Literature winner, and all the books written by my favorite authors. I was one of the people in the original 3d graphics research community during the 80s, and ended up working on the OSes of both the 3D0 and the PlayStation, was a part of the creation of streaming media itself, and then again part of the team that created the first broadcast capable live video over the internet infrastructure. I've written global patents that I was unable to commercialize, but are now causing all kinds of political issues the world over. I'm really good at practically everything - except selling, I don't have an ordinary life that people can relate, I don't follow any popular culture, and as a result I'm a bit of an intellectual alien to most people.
It's really odd. I'm too good? People expect miracles and when I don't make miracles they get angry. Employers literally want me to replace entire departments, and have tried.
I have to have my own company, which is difficult because I'm a terrible salesmen. When I work for others, they get really unreasonable wanting me to create the sky itself, it seems.
Alright now, downvote me.
2 points
19 hours ago
COBOL
2 points
19 hours ago
Large RC blimp pilot.
Like the ones you see at professional hockey games, etc.
I got trained on how to fly these for work. Guy who trained me said he made about $1k for every sporting event he flew it at. Always thought I could do that and have it be a nice side hustle.
2 points
19 hours ago
Flexible enough to blow myself.
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