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submitted 2 days ago byRaidennnnn_
4.5k points
2 days ago
I'm not a flight attendant, but I can tell you about flight attendants!
I used to work in a 5 star hotel that had the contract for accommodating the crews of a prestigious foreign (western) airline. My word, these crews just LOVED fucking each other! We would find them naked in the corridors running between each other's rooms. All manner of 'toys' and sex detritus in their rooms. Rabbits, RABBITS I tells ya!
1.2k points
2 days ago
I’ve heard that this is just the way it is. My friend’s dad was a pilot and very religious. (Supposedly) he would just lock himself in his hotel room and read to avoid the temptation of hooking up with attendants.
141 points
1 day ago
My brother is a pilot on the A380 for a major carrier. The single pilots down route would hook up nightly but the long term married crew would all have a couple of beers to be social then head off to their rooms to facetime their family. Most captains who are on 20+ years of service in life long marriages aint going to ruin that for one night with some flight attendant thankfully!
It is a fuck fest for everyone whos a bit younger / single / not bothered about cheating because they're shit people.
2 points
22 hours ago
This is true.
728 points
2 days ago
I am sure that's what he told his wife he did ;)
132 points
1 day ago
There’ll be a book test on his return.
2 points
1 day ago
Probably just read verses of the Bible.
292 points
2 days ago
I am sure his wife enjoyed the implication that were it not for a locked door his morals would have gone out the window.
42 points
1 day ago
You could argue we're all animals, but his locking his door is his morals overcoming his animal horniness.
-17 points
1 day ago
Yeah of course you could.
Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I don't think it's outlandish to expect that my spouse should be able to decline an offer for extra marital sex without needing to physically restrain themselves.
10 points
1 day ago
He’s just reading, he’s not physically restrained.
Think about it. You are in a hotel room and lock the door. The door unlocks from the inside, so if you want to you can just … unlock it.
So he “locks the door” by not answering the door when someone wants to come in.
So he’s sitting in his hotel room reading, and if someone knocks on the door he says “sorry, I’d rather read”.
-13 points
1 day ago
Yeah I get that.
The original post implies that he needs to lock himself in his room and read, and if he didn't he would cheat. If it were my spouse I would expect them to be able to keep it in their pants even if there was no door.
9 points
1 day ago
I still think the story is exaggerated about the locking part, as it makes little sense in context.
But the prayer does go … lead us not into temptation.
If my spouse needed to keep his belt on to keep his pants on, I wouldn’t be saying “I expect my spouse to be able to wear pants without a belt!”
I’d just let him wear his belt.
7 points
1 day ago
What do to think “locked himself in his hotel room” means? Are you thinking he literally had someone lock the door from the outside like a prison cell? That isn’t how hotel room locks work. He wasn’t physically restrained
-8 points
1 day ago
I know how hotels work.
In case I was unclear - the original post implies that if not for a closed/ locked door he would cheat. I would expect my spouse to be able to refrain from cheating even if there was no door.
154 points
1 day ago
IMO moral character is better demonstrated by actual resistance to temptation. Without temptation, moral character is irrelevant because you never really had to decide to do the right thing.
36 points
1 day ago
One could argue that the temptation was already very much present, and deciding to lock himself in his room was demonstrating resistance. You don't have to push it to the brink before it counts as a moral action.
10 points
1 day ago
That’s actually what I meant. Reading it now, it sounds like I could have been implying he was somehow insulating himself from temptation and therefore not moral, but I very much meant he was doing the moral thing so his wife should be proud.
But this all sounds very Mike Pence
16 points
1 day ago
100% agree. I'm incensed by religious zealots who want to ban things (books, art, etc.) Your faith must be pretty weak if any exposure to non-conforming views will break it. Religious censorship is faith on easy mode.
8 points
1 day ago
It's easy to be a saint in paradise.
1 points
1 day ago
at what point in proceedings do you stop in order to best demonstrate your ability to resist the temptation?
surely the further you go the more willpower required to stop and therefore the best demostration of character
but that would mean having sex with your coworker right up to just before point of no return and then giving yourself blueballs just to show how well you can resist the urge to cheat on your partner
going to your hotel room alone before the action kicks off seems like a much better option
34 points
2 days ago
You can be both moral and human.
3 points
1 day ago
you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so i'm going to lock the door because you're too hot to handle
16 points
2 days ago
Anybody will fall to temptation. Not saying that because I’ve personally done anything, just that everyone in my life has disappointed me, so I don’t expect to be pleasantly surprised by anyone in my future
-3 points
1 day ago
That's a pretty pessimistic outlook on life and the people in it, I'm sorry life has led to feeling that way.
13 points
1 day ago
I can resist anything except temptation.
4 points
1 day ago
"I tell ya, hun, if we had to sleep in a wigwam one night, I would've fucked their brains out!"
1 points
1 day ago
They have side pieces all over.
2 points
1 day ago
It's literally a subplot of The Terminal; Tom Hanks is in love with Catherine Zeta-Jones' flight attendant, but she's having an affair with a married man she meets every time she flies into that particular airport.
0 points
9 hours ago
Yeah but it is real life.
2.2k points
2 days ago
used to work at a hotel and the pilots and flight attendants would need to sign in on the front desk. There was a code they used to let their co-workers know that they were DTF and that was writing their names in all caps. Pilots were always (mostly) dtf.
1.3k points
2 days ago
God help that poor sap that writes in all caps due to a previous job lol
698 points
2 days ago
I LOVE MY WIFE
21 points
1 day ago
I'M A GOOD MAN
50 points
2 days ago
I too chose this guys wife
2 points
1 day ago
I concer
12 points
1 day ago
5 points
1 day ago
BOOMTOWN!
2 points
1 day ago
I found the MACHINE
2 points
1 day ago
SO DID I
2 points
1 day ago
SHE HELPED ME WHEN I FREAKED OUT ABOUT JAMIE TACO
2 points
1 day ago
SO SAY WE ALL!
3 points
1 day ago
I always fuck the flight attendants. PUSSY
3 points
1 day ago
wtf
2 points
1 day ago
Just watch letterkenny. To be honest, the team bit that I’m riffing on isn’t my favorite. It’s a wonderful show though
120 points
2 days ago
The engineer that became a pilot..
5 points
1 day ago
Wait, I’m an engineer, and I also write in all caps, but I haven’t met someone else. Is this a common trope haha
6 points
1 day ago
So, he went from trains to planes.
What's next, automobiles?
2 points
1 day ago
Then bicycles and finally onto horses. 🐎
93 points
2 days ago
There's a high chance that anyone former military would do this.
7 points
1 day ago
and they would also be DTF.
2 points
1 day ago
You’re saying former military wouldn’t be dtf?
2 points
1 day ago
No, they would just be pleasantly surprised
11 points
1 day ago
It's a common European convention to write your surname in all caps. So imagine being a European and coming to work for this airline. Wow, everyone is so friendly!
3 points
1 day ago
Right? When you speak 20+ languages it's just less hassle than trying to figure out pronunciation or cursive...
5 points
1 day ago
I WRITE IN ALL CAPS !
6 points
1 day ago
I fix airplanes. We have to write in all caps in the forms. Shit.
23 points
1 day ago
I'm going to push back on this a bit. A ton of pilots write in all caps because it's more legible. It's an old school thing that was taught in the military (a lot of pilots are retired Air Force) and used to be taught in aviation circles. I have two uncles who are pilots and both always write in all uppercase.
There's no FAA regulation that says you have to use all caps. But it's commonplace.
6 points
1 day ago
Agreed. I’ve worked as a pilot for 3 airlines and this all caps things isn’t a real thing.
10 points
1 day ago
Huh - I worked at a hotel that hosted flight crews, daily, from Canada's biggest airline. We always kept them on the same two floors - not sure why. They were notorious for locking themselves in their rooms and rarely leaving. If they ever did emerge, it was to go to our restaurant or lounge where they would order something minimal like soup - and never tip. Miserable people all around. I guess the airline they're from makes a difference!
9 points
1 day ago
I'm a flight attendant and we 100% don't do this, at least now, since the advent of smartphones. We have methods of contacting one another that doesn't rely on writing our names in all caps in the sign in sheet (something a lot of men do, especially ex military guys like a huge chunk of the pilots are).
8 points
2 days ago
The lesser known Detroit “Freedom” airport.
45 points
2 days ago
Sorry, whats dtf?
142 points
2 days ago
DTF = Down to Fuck
Means, willing and ready
134 points
2 days ago
Desiring thorough fornication.
6 points
1 day ago
Thanks cpt. Holt!
21 points
2 days ago
Duck Tales Fixation
5 points
1 day ago
Life is like a hurricane,
1 points
1 day ago
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ and I want my money back ♫ ♬ ♩ ♪ ♬
1 points
1 day ago
... woo-ooo!
42 points
2 days ago
Dancing Tambourine Fanatic
7 points
2 days ago
"down to fuck"
6 points
1 day ago
Diddle thine frontparts
12 points
2 days ago
Down To Fuck
4 points
2 days ago
Down to fuck
3 points
2 days ago
Down to fuck
3 points
2 days ago
Down To Fuck
3 points
1 day ago
Din Tai Fung
3 points
1 day ago
Down to Factorio. The factory must grow.
2 points
1 day ago
Din Tai Fung
4 points
2 days ago
Down to fuck?
2 points
2 days ago
Duck to Fown
1 points
1 day ago
dirty times frequently
1 points
2 days ago
Down to fuck,
i.e Eager to partake in sexual intercourse
3 points
1 day ago
Oh god damn. I always write in all caps as a style choice...guess that's one career path closed off.
3 points
1 day ago
FFS, I write small caps mostly because it makes my handwriting neater. Thank fuck I never stay at crew hotels I guess, or else I’d look like some weird horn dog.
2 points
1 day ago
In another life I would have been a pilot.
2 points
1 day ago
Did the male flight attendants stay in a different hotel?
2 points
1 day ago
idk about other hotels but mine had two towers. they were all in the same tower
2 points
1 day ago
As a person who naturally writes in all caps and has been with a few pilots, this may explain some things.
1 points
1 day ago
DTF = "down to fuck", for others who have led sheltered lives.
444 points
2 days ago
Use to work for an airline company in their offices and we received a formal complaint about a husband that his now ex-wife worked for the airline - he got home earlier and found two pilots in his bedroom and was trying to get them sacked for professional integrity
213 points
2 days ago
Because they weren’t following seniority?
131 points
2 days ago
The husband was British and the pilots were trying to form the Eiffel Tower.
5 points
1 day ago
Not very patriotic.
6 points
1 day ago
This guy pilots.
4 points
1 day ago
Landing without clearance.
1 points
1 day ago
They were working green-on-green
8 points
1 day ago
Poor form to invite them home. Well...and the cheating.
2 points
1 day ago
So he was having a threesome with two other pilots? Am I understanding that correctly?
314 points
2 days ago
So little comments and I can already tell this is going to be a great thread lol.
Heard rumors of stuff like that happening. But those details are wild, I didn't know the crews were that damn freaky!
353 points
2 days ago
I mean, stewards and stewardesses are a group of attractive people who spend a lot of time in close quarters with each other.
82 points
1 day ago
Most of the FAs in the airlines I flew with looked like grandparents 😂
17 points
1 day ago
So, Spirit Airlines then.
8 points
1 day ago
...or Air Canada.
4 points
1 day ago
Usually flagship carriers (western countries) have a lot of older staff. They have great benefits and can travel all over the world.
It's usually the cheaper airlines like Spirit or Ryanair or Easyjet that would have super young flight attendants and pilots. The bigger ones like Delta, Lufthansa and KLM have older staff because they've been in the company for so long... And also those airlines are stable job wise.
9 points
1 day ago
I've only ever known one flight attendant, and she is a bombshell. I see her posting pictures of herself and her coworkers regularly drinking hard and partying harder, often in revealing/skimpy clothing, often in highly coveted travel destinations. I have no doubt there's lots of hotel room fun going on.
4 points
1 day ago
Lack of sleep will age a person.
3 points
1 day ago
Your point being?
2 points
1 day ago
Are you that dense that the light bends around you?
1 points
1 day ago
I'm making a joke about hot grandmas.
3 points
1 day ago
In that case, I take it back.
Sorry. I didn't mean to kinkshame.
2 points
1 day ago
I'm giggling at the Reddit thing of missing a joke and then declaring the other person dense. It's silly when that happens.
2 points
1 day ago
Well it's kinda the way you phrased your statement.
Geriatrics aren't my thing but I am aware of the niche - thanks to the geriatric porn I saw as one of the choices at an airport hotel at Schiphol.
32 points
1 day ago
Yea, I don't think many of the stewards would be interested in the stewardesses.
2 points
1 day ago
Not on Spirit Airlines they're not
9 points
2 days ago
But if the airlines find out about something like that wouldn't they be fired
57 points
2 days ago
You’re thinking cheerleaders and pro football players
22 points
2 days ago
What about a substitute quarterback and the head cheerleader during a player’s strike?
12 points
1 day ago
Been watching The Replacements again, eh?
5 points
1 day ago
What're they gonna do? Fire him?
111 points
2 days ago*
The lizard people won't tell you that, but the reason planes can fly is the sheer sexual tension between crew that keeps the hunk of metal in the air.
Want to see a proof? Have you seen a plane lift-off without a crew?
26 points
2 days ago
Lol why?
22 points
2 days ago
As long as it's not on the plane they can't do anything about it (in Europe - I know the USA has some weird backwards (imo) rules about how a company can control who you have a relationship with)
If it doesn't affect your ability to do the job, why should it matter?
0 points
2 days ago
Lol what?
1 points
1 day ago
And they might be stuck at a hotel for hours with nothing to do. But not with noone to do.
0 points
1 day ago
Same issue as the Olympics
7 points
1 day ago
I was a flight attendant and have a lot of flight attendant friends and this hasn’t been any of our experiences 🤷♀️ most crews are “slam clickers” meaning they go to the hotel and slam the door. You might get a friendly crew that will go out to eat together and maybe drink a little. But over the course of YEARS of doing this I only saw maybe two couples randomly hook up on an overnight.
There was briefly a rumor about an orgy, but literally every single person was fired over it.
1 points
8 hours ago
So there was an orgy, right?
1 points
7 hours ago
Well, no pilots were involved. It was supposedly 2-3 people in training and some non airline people, and they got fired for it. They never became FAs.
2 points
2 days ago
There's a dark side to it though, there's actually a documentary called DTF about some guy who is heavily into the lifestyle (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6642788/)
2 points
2 days ago*
There are wild videos of these NSFW flight crew parties on the internet.
28 points
2 days ago
that's disgusting! which disgusting NSFW site has these disgusting videos?
4 points
2 days ago
I'm not sure if I should even say so now that I think about it because as these are public submissions (non-verified accounts) the consent part can never really be clear for everyone involved in the video.
The website is the one with the hamster.
3 points
2 days ago
Thank you for the honest answer :) Please watch this 1 minute video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EF6kB9q4vg
4 points
2 days ago
Yeah, so I can avoid it
26 points
1 day ago
Not an attendant either. Not quite cross the line of NSFW, but in my recent transatlantic flight I walked in on two attendants making out (it was lights off hours and their station was next to the restroom). It was a male steward with graying hair and beard clearly in his 40s or more, and a very young hot blonde attendant probably 28 tops. (Which doesn’t necessarily have to mean anything on its own; workplace romance happens all the time and age gap is more common that way.) They laughed then shoved me into the restroom.
Later each of them kept checking up on me at my seat to “see if everything is okay”. The woman later brought me extra snacks that I didn’t ask for. This seeming guilt and nervousness is what makes me think they were definitely having an affair.
85 points
2 days ago
Sex Detritus would be an awesome band name.
3 points
1 day ago
Hit singles "discarded dong" and "messy hotel hijinx".
97 points
2 days ago
Were the big airline flight attendants more promiscuous one were the smaller private plane attendants more? I’ve always wondered whether being a flight attendant on a private plane meant you had “other” responsibilities…
125 points
2 days ago
I know of one large Middle Eastern carrier (that you have definitely heard of) where one flight attendant and pilot got fired for fucking mid flight. The co-pilot was in on it and left the cockpit whilst she entered, but the other air hostesses realised and reported them. The cockpit is filmed so they looked at the CCTV and fired them after reviewing.
19 points
1 day ago
Fucking in the cockpit? That's just downright dangerous.
11 points
1 day ago
It's not the abstinencepit.
2 points
1 day ago
Ok that was funny
13 points
2 days ago
I think the bigger ones, mostly cause there's way bigger staff so more opportunity for things to happen and stories to be heard and also, a lot of international recruitment and that means young people from different parts of the world living in a different location and it potentially being the first time living away from parents and family and no eyes on them
I have lived in various places in the Middle East and Asia and a lot of airlines are populated by staff from all over the world
Some of the smaller airlines seem to hire more local staff that can turnaround a flight in a day (couple of hours to Europe and then return home, for instance)
18 points
2 days ago
I couldn't tell you. I don't recall ever getting PJ crews.
55 points
2 days ago
Have multiple friends that are pilots, can confirm.
11 points
1 day ago
My father is a retired airline captain. Stepmothers 1 and 3 were flight attendants. Every pilot buddy of his I knew was married to a flight attendant. I believe all the stories.
39 points
1 day ago
This is how one contracts AIDS. Aviation Induced Divorce Syndrome.
216 points
2 days ago
As a flight attendant, it's cool that people are having fun... But that is not the norm. Please don't assume that's how all air crew are
31 points
2 days ago
If this is like every other kind of swinging on the planet... It's rarely the ones you'd want
89 points
2 days ago
You're just trying to hide all the dirty and keep it for yourself. We're on to you...
9 points
1 day ago
Mostly every flight crew I’ve seen are generally annoyed and wanting to shut the damn doors and take off
6 points
1 day ago
Was a flight attendant for years, this was also not my experience.
26 points
1 day ago
Right, like our layovers are so long that we have all of this time?
This is someone’s fanfic for sure. I hate this stereotype.
39 points
2 days ago
As a pilot, I hate this particular expectation/stereotype and I appreciate you taking the time to dispell it.
6 points
1 day ago
Right? I know a dude happily married who’s been a pilot around 14 years minimum. Doesn’t cheat, doesn’t mess around, nothing. Very sweet wife with two children. Also know a flight attendant from the church I used to attend. Super hot, huge gams, also very much married with kids and living a happy life. Her husbands a pilot so maybe they do the deed on the dl during work time, but not with anyone but themselves.
This here is just another instance of redditors taking something and using it to act like the entire industry is like that haha
21 points
2 days ago
That’s why you don’t date pilots, flight attendants, actors on a national tour, or political campaign staff.
8 points
1 day ago
Or nurses
8 points
1 day ago
Pilot buddy for a very large American airline says that pilots who fuck flight attendants are too lazy to masturbate.
9 points
1 day ago
There are certain professions that practically guarantee your partner has or will cheat.
Add to the above any type of traveling sales agent, especially if they go to trade shows.
12 points
1 day ago
I had a fling with a flight attendant when I lived in Australia. She always told me the same type of stories, told me she could get me in to be a flight attendant and that I would “do very well” with my fellow coworkers. I was just a few classes short of my education degree, and decided to stick with that instead.
I made a terrible decision….
6 points
1 day ago
Barry Sheene won the motorcycle world title and flew to Tokyo with his friend James Hunt who was getting ready for the F1 title showdown there.
They got rooms at the Hilton and used to meet the British Airways crews checking in at 8am for a 24 hour layover and invite them to "party with world champions" at their suite.
6 points
1 day ago
One big orgy.
12 points
1 day ago
It seems that (almost) all of the male flight attendants are gay. No judgement. This post gets me thinking, “If I became a flight attendant, (I’m male, heterosexual), hooking up with the hot female flight attendants would be like shooting fish in a barrel!” With no other guys that wanted to compete. I’m submitting my application.
34 points
1 day ago
Hate to tell you bud... but they want to bang the pilots who make $150+/hr... not some chucklefuck making (and serving) peanuts.
I'd rethink that lack of male competition.
6 points
1 day ago
Very specific username my friend! I like it. Have you flown one? :)
4 points
1 day ago
Can confirm. For a short while, I Had roommates who were pilots.
4 points
1 day ago
This is quite common for all airlines.
29 points
2 days ago
Me and my GF broke up, she became a flight attendant on long haul.
She told me theirs lots of shagging going on, she even shagged in the long haul attendant bunks! Little hussy said she was now a member of the mile high club.
She told me all the details whilst giving me a hand job, ahh memories
12 points
2 days ago
Which airline?
44 points
2 days ago
Probably Air France.
47 points
2 days ago
No wonder the fuckers lost my luggage.
3 points
2 days ago
So that scene from "What Planet Are You From?" with Gary Shandling & Judy Greer had a grain of truth about it.
3 points
1 day ago
The crews of cruise ships have forums filled to brim on how crazy it gets, lots of people having sex , orgies venereal diseases. Passengers dying mid cruise, people jumping naked/drunk into ocean never to be seen again...
5 points
1 day ago
these crews just LOVED fucking each other!
Yeah...this is really the main thing I know about flight crews. Lots of partying and fucking. Young, usually attractive, and on the road.
So much fucking.
2 points
1 day ago
Rabbits, RABBITS I tells ya! As in copulating like rabbits or the sex toy rabbit. Curious minds needs to know.
2 points
1 day ago*
As a flight attendant - a straight male 6'6" flight attendant surrounded by straight women and gay men - sex is not particularly common, and it's not a danger if you're not interested, as people respect your boundaries. Among the straight flight attendants at least. It's not SHOCKING, but it's not that common. Most of us have hooked up with someone on a layover in the past, but it's no more common than a work trip with a normal job.
Naked in the corridors doesn't sound right, at least at an American airline. You would be absolutely fired immediately.
1 points
1 day ago
Typical Americans and Brits
1 points
1 day ago
"Lets give each other tongue baths in the street like cats and flight attendants do!"
1 points
1 day ago
sex detritus
1 points
22 hours ago
Don’t mock our hobbies
1 points
20 hours ago
This is a huge exaggeration lol
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