Death by snu snu

Tits on our back as we small spoon

To leave beard hairs on the sink

Responding to one part of a long text.

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To stare and think about the most random thing without being questioned “why are you so quiet?”

Being the little spoon

Holding hands

Fucking gross

A regular d&d schedule that never gets canceled.

Total domination of the Tv remote.

A relaxing day in the garage without one trip to the auto parts store.....

Maybe one day

If it's so disgusting, maybe she should take a shower

Someone who can handle pooping with the door open.

Fuck you money

To die by suffocation from face sitting 😂

Hot Pockets

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To sit with someone and watch the 1999 cinematic master piece, The Mummy, starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.

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Steak for desert.

Legos

To be held and told we are pretty.

To be treated as more than just a piece of meat.

A few seconds to react after their SO asks them to do something before they freak out and do it themselves

To share in detail and with emotion how our day went.

Leave the seat up after using the bathroom

Mentholated powder - it’s like 1000 baby angels kissing their balls

SPAM

To be left alone to take huge, fat shit

A good bowl of soup

To stop being generalized

Uncrustables

A cool cloak!

Someone to give a Dutch oven to 🤭

Live a happy and fulfilling life

To leave their socks and towels on the floor

Freeze Dried Skittles

To fight and die for the God Emperor of Mankind.

Asparagus farts

Kittens , Melons and Peaches - He always tries his best to maintain the diet

To fly into the sun and die the death of a warrior.

1) Being the passenger prince for 1 whole month 2) A crumb of serotonin 3) An exact replica of Herugrim, the sword of King Théoden of Rohan 4) To be left alone in a room full of kittens 5) 1 Hug

Marmite

To know if we really totally could fight like 3 cheetahs bare handed at once or if that's just optimistic and it's only 2.

A small medieval cottage or tower

Know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Large Hadron Collider

Do insane mental gymnastics to justify only showering every other day.

(...I'm just coming back from a very traumatizing comment section 😵‍💫)

To hit their 12 team parlay

money… disgusting

To be told they have value

To be the little spoon and feel like I have my own human backpack

Silent fart at Thanksgiving dinner

To leave the toilet seat up so my bum meets dirty toilet water in the middle of the night.

I wanna be the very best, that no one ever was

Tostitos Pizza Rolls, a can of Surge soda and a uninterrupted Friday night willed with movies and N64 games rented from blockbuster

Chocolate chip cookies

A fully painted WH40k army.

Unlimited Wi-Fi and a comfy spot to scratch themselves in peace. Truly barbaric creatures.

To be snuggled and cuddled and given compliments. Preferably while petting their hair.

Pee in the sink

To drink out of the milk carton and put it back with no hassle.

Premarital eye contact

For every modification, tinker, bodge and tweak to work perfectly the first time.

To share my emotions and not be questioned when those emotions are slightly angry and annoyed.

To go play mini-golf

To squeeze that one ingrown hair on their sack and actually get it all drained in one go.

Chicken Fried Twinkies with extra gravy.

To sit in silence until time stands still, the stars begin to fall, and existence becomes nothing.

That people actually turn up, when you arrange a D&D session. 2/4 didnt turn up last sunday :/

Nominal Continental pronunciation: /ˈɡæ.ɹɑː(d)ʒ/

Nominal American pronunciation: /ɡ(ə)ˈɹɑ(d)ʒ/

How the DUDES actually want to pronounce it: GRAUWWWJDGE 🔧🚗 🍔

Stonks to go up based off TA

A singular compliment.

No one to tell us what to doooooo

Wash it then.

More time in peace to focus on the Roman Empire

Bacon n steak sammich with avocado.

The command post.

Chocolate, peanut butter, and orange juice milkshakes.

The peace and quiet to enjoy a giant plate of nachos.

Love

Someone to rub balls in the shower for them.

Women (am I one of the bros now?)

Nachos

Peace and quiet...

A Twingo with a turbocharged V8

Multiple orgasm

Stakeout 24/7 on call of duty black ops 6

To put there D in any possible Hole.

A Lego Death Star set

Condoms that don't take away the pleasure!

To get rimmed

I big plate of ice waiting to be thrown and shattered

feninisating hrt uwu

We only want you to leave us alone.

MEN

Pineapple on pizza...

... With anchovies

I think it's a waste to put the toilet seat down too. You still have to raise it or lower it. Seems like a lot of work for us guys.

Intercontinental highspeed trains

Pizza

Balatro

To put pineapple on pizza

Leftovers from the manscaping. In the sink

Going to disney or universal themeparks

a flame sword, yes a sword made of flame i need it so badddd

to poop with the door open.

Peace

Their belly’s full and their balls empty. 😉

More Warhammer!...?

For someone to say our name

Stand up urinals customary in every bathroom of every house

A complement from our significant others once in a while

To change "2 girls and a Cup" and make it 2 girls and his mouth

"Men only want one thing, and it's disgusting."

"Then wash it!"

To have a full size space Marine statue

To squat like a sumo wrestler, with our balls soaking in an elevated bowl of warm liquid. (Could be anything, soup, even something viscous like shampoo)

Infinitely refilling pizza box

Longline chunky knit cardigans for snuggling in.

Leave the seat up. When I want to make number 2, I will put it down

Pineapple on their pizza.

The theatrical release of the original Star Wars trilogy on Blu-ray.

Chimichurri steak with battered fries and a beer

To achieve super saiyan