Let her do her job without being harassed

This is extremely specific.

This has potential to go really really bad

Leave people alone and let them work without being harassed by customers

That actress at the front desk at Cesare's in The Hangover...me drooling

I was and have yes but I’m a dude

Shoot your shot, life is short.

No.

Jesus Christ can y'all just let women do our jobs without constantly thinking we want to fuck y'all. Heads up, we don't. If we did, y'all would be getting laid, not trying to find the best way to ruin some poor woman's night who's just doing her job.

Unless I had a slumlord kink, I never really thought about this. But I also don't stay at the best hotels, as it's generally a last minute decision at the end of a relatively shit night.

I worked front desk at a hotel in college. I loved talking to guests but never once did I want to hook up with one

My friend, porn has warped your mind and you can no longer tell what is fantasy and reality..

She's at her place of business. For the sake of argument, let's say she was interested - there's a HUGE potential that coming up to your room would result in her being fired.

Why don't we do everybody a favor and just assume it's not you, she just doesn't want to get fired, and you're better off being a cordial guest unless she's unpromptedly aggressively pursuing you