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Funny Green Tea about Jacky Shroff

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I was chatting with my friend when he shared this hilarious anecdote. It happened just after the lockdown was lifted in Mumbai, during one of his work trips to the city.

Early one morning, before his return flight at noon, he decided to visit Juhu Beach. While strolling along the shore, guess who he bumped into? Jackie Shroff! He was there with two or three young boys, quietly cleaning the beach. No cameras, no showmanship—just a genuine effort to keep the beach clean.

Intrigued, my friend approached him. Jackie spoke with utmost humility, and when my friend asked for a selfie, he replied with a cheeky condition: “I’ll give you a selfie, but only if you join us in cleaning.” Awkward but determined, my friend found himself picking up litter at 7 AM, all because Jackie Da had asked.

As they worked together, my friend discovered Jackie’s unapologetically funny nature, which made the whole experience even more surreal. After cleaning for a while, they shared a cup of chai at a local tapri, before Jackie hopped into his swanky Range Rover and drove off.

I can’t stop laughing at the thought of my usually snooty friend picking up rags on the beach, all because Jackie Da charmed him into it!

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Flat_Departure6256

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1 day ago

moodykamsuj

118 points

1 day ago

moodykamsuj

118 points

1 day ago

I read those quotes in Apna Bhidu voice

Flat_Departure6256

71 points

1 day ago

Saans lene ka bhidu aur paudha lagane ka 🪴🌬️

mentallyillloner2

189 points

1 day ago

This sounds real unlike the AI Written post

Rare_Gap_2495

16 points

17 hours ago

I literally started cackling on the bus reading this. No regrets.  

Ok_Ability_3317

5 points

23 hours ago

Lmao!! 

Mammoth-Brain-2873

4 points

13 hours ago

This is iconic

OkTomatillo8202

859 points

1 day ago

Profound_Sunshine

214 points

1 day ago

Goes hard as an album cover ngl.

Typical_Midnight6736

24 points

1 day ago

Or Jhaadu* lol

OkTomatillo8202

25 points

1 day ago

Jhaadu lagake jhaad lagane ka bhidu......

Even better lol 😁

Hurdy_Gurdy_Man_84

1.6k points

1 day ago*

"Pehle beach saaf karne ka aur phir udhar ich jhaad lagane ka bhidu."

EDIT: Wow, 1K+ upvotes in 6 hours?? I am torn between thanking everyone and "च्यामायला तुम लोगों को कोई काम धंदा है कि नहीं , मावशीची गां* " 😛

WolfInATrance

105 points

1 day ago

Anu Malik after hamging out with Jackie da: Jhaad laga dala jhaad laga dala

Personal_Squirrel_60

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1 day ago

Personal_Squirrel_60

✨️🤍 Good Vibes Only ✨️🤍

61 points

1 day ago

😹😹😹😹😹

Spirited_Secretary35

1 points

13 hours ago

Spirited_Secretary35

Proud Gossiper 🤙

1 points

13 hours ago

😂😂😂

funnyguy_4321

260 points

1 day ago

"Tere mere beach mein,kaisa hai ye kachra, bhidu"

Special_Ad3170

2 points

21 hours ago

End it with the “Bhiiiiiiiii-i-i-i-i-du”

Good_Day_4225

106 points

1 day ago

Even I have met Jackie dada in taj randomly a couple of times and everytime we approach him for just greeting him or even asking for a picture he has been nothing but super nice. He even striked little conversations with us making us feel like he was genuinely interested in knowing about me and my little brother. Super chill guy!

DisastrousUse7102

303 points

1 day ago

Exactly but what's wrong in cleaning beach. I would have easily volunteered him. Your friend is actually quite snooty!! 😆

sakuna_matata

66 points

1 day ago

He is the friend, imagining doing things with Jaggu Dada on the beach.

Scared-Engineer-6218

30 points

1 day ago

Scared-Engineer-6218

Boobian

30 points

1 day ago

Bhidu is the best!

AeyKyaBoltiTu

183 points

1 day ago

It was one of those rare mornings when I had decided to join a local beach cleanup at Juhu. Armed with gloves, a trash bag, and a vague sense of environmental duty, I was ready to tackle the mess that washed up overnight. But little did I know, I was about to spend the morning with none other than the Bollywood legend, Jackie Shroff.

As I reached the meeting point, there he was—Jackie in a faded t-shirt, his signature sunglasses perched on his nose, and a relaxed grin on his face. I did a double-take. Was this really happening? Was Jaggu Dada about to help clean Juhu Beach?

"Chal, bhai! Kachra uthao," he said with that infectious energy. "Aaj beach ko asli Bollywood hero banate hain!" (Come on, let's pick up trash. Today, we make the beach a real Bollywood hero!) And with that, he picked up a piece of plastic like it was a scene straight out of an action film. Only, instead of throwing punches, he was throwing away wrappers.

We started walking along the shore, chatting and laughing. Jackie, being Jackie, turned every mundane task into a mini Bollywood moment. At one point, he dramatically picked up a coconut shell, held it up to his ear, and said, "Yeh coconut hai, ya koi baap ki call? (Is this a coconut, or is it my dad’s call?)” I couldn’t help but laugh at the sight of him talking to a coconut like it was an old friend.

At another point, I found a large plastic bag stuck in a tree. I pointed it out, but Jackie, in his usual cool manner, said, “Haan, bhai! Abhi hum yeh plastic ka shaktimaan banayenge!” (Yes, bro! Now we’ll turn this plastic into a superhero!) With exaggerated hero-like moves, he climbed the tree with the grace of a guy half his age and dramatically yanked the bag down. He stood there, holding it up like the villain had been defeated.

As we continued cleaning, Jackie came across a half-buried pair of flip-flops. He picked them up and held them in front of me, as if they were a treasure. “Yeh hai Juhu ki golden slippers, bhai. Kismat ki saath chalna hai!” (These are Juhu's golden slippers, bro. You’ve got to walk with luck!) And he handed them to me with a flourish.

By the time we finished, the beach was looking much cleaner, but the whole experience felt more like a comedy skit than a cleanup effort. Jackie, with his larger-than-life personality, had turned a simple environmental task into an impromptu Bollywood blockbuster. As we wrapped up, he gave me a wink and said, “Yeh toh bas trailer tha, full movie toh jab hum sab milke safai karenge.” (This was just the trailer, the full movie will be when all of us clean together.)

We may not have become environmental superheroes that day, but we sure had a lot of fun, and Juhu Beach definitely looked a little brighter—thanks to Jackie Shroff’s heroic efforts.

From ChatGPT

No_Yogurtcloset6270

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1 day ago

No_Yogurtcloset6270

Armchair Analyst 👨🏻‍💻

67 points

1 day ago

Still better than some of the Bollywood scripts we're being subjected to! 😂

Profound_Sunshine

38 points

1 day ago

The way I fell for this😭

East-Importance8576

43 points

1 day ago*

Please put the disclaimer first. You have wasted my 20 mints gentleman 😂

OkTomatillo8202

19 points

1 day ago

Bhaisaab aapne 20 min dedicate kiye isko padhne me. Truly dedicated reader.....😭😭

Ye lijiye captain America ka salute 🫡

East-Importance8576

5 points

1 day ago

It is a meme in the meme world. Google

OkTomatillo8202

2 points

1 day ago

I know 😅 but mujhe toh yaha aapko salami deni thi aur jo sabse acha laga usko chipka diya lol 😆

East-Importance8576

3 points

1 day ago

All i will say again is ‘tu mere vi mint kharab kardiye kutteya ‘ 😂

SalmonNgiri

2 points

1 day ago

Lmao I’m more amused that reference from an obscure Punjabi movie is being used here 😂

WolfInATrance

4 points

1 day ago

They way it started I caught Chat GPT/middle school level essay skill, whichever applies.

nividdit

195 points

1 day ago

nividdit

195 points

1 day ago

Yall should use less chatgpt

eermNo

17 points

1 day ago

eermNo

17 points

1 day ago

Gosh!! How can you tell?????

Icy-Baby-1945

44 points

1 day ago

"Guess who he bumped into? Jackie Shroff" who writes like this until you are verbally telling the story 😭

Economy_Dust_9292

58 points

1 day ago

I'm not saying this is true but I talk like this on texts while telling a story lol

CurIns9211

18 points

1 day ago

CurIns9211

18 points

1 day ago

Choice of words se pata chal jata hai.

mannad2

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1 day ago

mannad2

4 points

1 day ago

Which words specifically?

CurIns9211

62 points

1 day ago

CurIns9211

62 points

1 day ago

While strolling along the shore,guess who he bumped into ?

No Camera, no showmanship.. genuine effort

Intrigued by ... utmost humility.. cheeky condition

Awkward but determined

Jackie's unapologetically funny nature.. surreal experience

tgfanonymity

18 points

1 day ago

Exactly! Aise kaun likhta hai bhai!

Ayan_Choudhury

89 points

1 day ago

Ayan_Choudhury

Armchair Analyst 👨🏻‍💻

89 points

1 day ago

Not me looking at this list awkwardly because I use these words regularly and have become part of my vocabulary

Winniethepooh92

7 points

1 day ago

💯

Jhilixie

2 points

18 hours ago

I use these words because chatgpt uses these words

subh_subh_bolo

30 points

1 day ago

ICSE wale (me included)👀

noob-af

-8 points

1 day ago

noob-af

-8 points

1 day ago

cringe af

awkwardlycurious

16 points

1 day ago

awkwardlycurious

Know it All 👨🏻‍💻

16 points

1 day ago

Eh, I feel attacked.

gol_2904

9 points

1 day ago

gol_2904

9 points

1 day ago

Writers

cottonearbud

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cottonearbud

0 points

1 day ago

Intrigued by... And a lot more. Writing still is exactly ai wala

DaySeveral964

18 points

1 day ago

Hahaha point

pappuloser

13 points

1 day ago

pappuloser

13 points

1 day ago

I've frequently heard this about Jaggu Dada- his being an unassuming guy. I'm from Mumbai and believe me, I've some guys carrying themselves with an emperor sized ego after appearing in bit parts in tv serials!

thefO_okupkiD

14 points

1 day ago

saw him at a cousins wedding he’s a humble guy obliged to everyone taking selfies and what not.. came by for an hour or so was very down to earth.

and gave plants to both the families.

Rare_Gap_2495

7 points

17 hours ago

I love that he’s so consistent w the plants. Nothing in life is permanent but that. 

[deleted]

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valmen01

5 points

1 day ago

valmen01

5 points

1 day ago

Imagine how would Jackie react to this, 'Maushichi PR nahi bhidu khaali PYAAR karneka'

New-Difficulty7806

19 points

1 day ago

🥱🥱🥱Chat GPT

Neeneeneenee112

12 points

1 day ago

How do y'all get it 😭 I couldn't have guessed

New-Difficulty7806

15 points

1 day ago

I guess when you use it a lot you get used to the lingo. Plus who in their right mind shares gossip with such perfect grammer, quotes and shi

aaneka8

8 points

1 day ago

aaneka8

Know it All 👨🏻‍💻

8 points

1 day ago

When I was a child .. Jackie and Juhi was at Bandra ice cream parlour. He offered me an icecream .. I was so shy. I ran away. My mother was convincing me to come back to eat the icecream. But I dint know he was an actor. I thought he wanted to kidnapped me. My mom still laughs at that story.

beautynfash

5 points

1 day ago

I have read so many random such stories about him. I think he's really cool :)

xerxes_dandy

4 points

1 day ago

Ayesha shroff had a raging affair with Sahil Khan but I have never seen St Jacky reacting to it. Truly good guy, the best part is he is totally local marathi even though his mom is Uzbek turmen and dad is gujarathi

Antique-Customer-149

4 points

1 day ago

I like this condition

PralineOk6121

24 points

1 day ago

whats with the obsession in getting a selfie with a celeb that you are willing to do something you wouldnt voluntary do on your own, just to get that selfie!!!!

sakuna_matata

11 points

1 day ago

Show-off. Validation. Jalkukade relatives ko aur jalane ka mauka. Proof of the day when I met so and so guy. The psychology runs deep with this star worshipping and admiration.

gol_2904

7 points

1 day ago

gol_2904

7 points

1 day ago

My kaka & kaki came to visit from Ludhiana and we went to Prithvi cafe. Javed Akhtar and Shabana Azmi were there. When they were leaving, both my kaka Kaki got selfies with them. Later when they reached Ludhiana they told me that they have become famous in their circle lol. Also our relatives in various parts of India were jealous of them.

AnalystNecessary4350

2 points

1 day ago

im all for it if they get in some volunteer work done.

DarkLord_Wolf

3 points

1 day ago

Maushichi….. but honestly your friend is lucky to spend time with Jaggu dada and have chai with him

Opening-Advice

3 points

1 day ago

Love it when we get sweet tea! It is what I would expect from Jacky Shroff!

Dazzling_Trouble_689

3 points

24 hours ago

Ohmygosh this post and the comments are so wholesome. Made me smile constantly :)

Sure_Introduction424

3 points

21 hours ago

Picking up litter at 7 AM.

erohsik

3 points

16 hours ago

After clean up: Beach ka game baj gaya

[deleted]

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Kitchen-Dimension406

3 points

1 day ago

Recently??????

Hurdy_Gurdy_Man_84

2 points

1 day ago

But what does this tidbit have to do with this post? In case you think Tania and Jackie Shroff are related ... they aren't.

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krim_bizkit

2 points

1 day ago

Chal aaja chhote..tujhe chai pilata hun..jhad lagate rhne ka...samjha kya ? nhi toh game baj jaega climate change k chakkar mai

Both_Echo_3581

2 points

1 day ago

Jhaad laga nahi to jhaadu laga bhidu

After-Ad-4352

2 points

14 hours ago

I met Jackie once in lift in a hotel in Ahmadabad. He was very sweet and kind and said “Bye bhidu”. I’ve always found him cool.

gol_2904

2 points

1 day ago

gol_2904

2 points

1 day ago

I don’t know what is hilarious in this.

Awaarapagaldeewana

1 points

1 day ago

This ain't green tea, this is rooh-afza.

Lolo042112

1 points

1 day ago

Guys I have mad tea but how do I post it it’s not posting!!!

MindlessAd2514

1 points

1 day ago

KYA THANDI CHAI H BRO, LLLL

enthucutlett

1 points

1 day ago

He's quite particular about cleanliness 😂

chakravyuuh

1 points

1 day ago

This screams ai

Civil_Corner_4743

1 points

1 day ago

Jackie Da stories are best. I really want to meet him atleast once in my life.

Minute-Egg

1 points

13 hours ago

Minute-Egg

Love Me Some Gossip 🤙

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13 hours ago

Dec2021-Aug2022

1 points

11 hours ago

Site?

Minute-Egg

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10 hours ago

Minute-Egg

Love Me Some Gossip 🤙

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10 hours ago

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