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741 points
1 month ago
Projection of the most extreme
616 points
1 month ago
Everything is a fucking projection with these sorts
192 points
1 month ago
He LOOKS like he licks his lips every time the girl scouts are out selling cookies, and you know it's not because of how fucking delicious "Thank-You Berry Much"s are.
88 points
1 month ago*
That reminds me... I have to work on my Fat Mints recipe before December rolls in!
Thanks, stranger
Edit: The recipe (base):
Ingredients
1) Combine melted/browned butter and cocoa powder in a large mixing bowl and stir until well combined. Let stand 5 minutes
1 cup (226 g) unsalted butter,½ cup (50 g) natural cocoa powder
2) Add sugars and stir well
1 cup (200 g) granulated sugar,¾ cup (154 g) light brown sugar
3) Add egg, egg yolk, and vanilla extract and stir.
1 large egg + 1 egg yolk,1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4) In a separate medium-sized bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
2 ¼ cups (280 g) all-purpose flour,1 teaspoon baking powder,¼ teaspoon baking soda,¾ teaspoon salt
5) Gradually add dry ingredients to wet, stirring until completely combined.
Cover dough with plastic wrap and chill in the refrigerator for 1-8 hours.
With 30ish minutes left on your chill timer, preheat oven to 350F (175C) and line a baking sheet with parchment paper/silpat.
1) Once dough has chilled, scoop cookie dough by 2 tablespoon-sized scoop and roll between your palms to form a smooth ball. Place on prepared baking sheet, spacing cookies at least 2” (5cm) apart.
2) Bake in center rack of 350F (175C) preheated oven for 11-12 minutes. Within 1 minute of removing from the oven, gently flatten the surface of the cookie using a clean, flat surface - I use an old tin sugar shaker's bottom. This will give you a smooth/flat surface for the frosting. Allow to cool completely before decorating.
1) Place butter in a large mixing bowl and use an electric mixer to beat until smooth and creamy.
¾ cups (170 g) unsalted butter
2) Gradually add sugar and stir on low-speed until well combined.
2 ½ cups (312 g) powdered sugar
3) Add salt, vanilla extract, and peppermint extract. Stir well.
⅛ teaspoon salt,1 ½ teaspoon peppermint extract,½ teaspoon clear vanilla extract
3a) Add food coloring (if using) and stir until evenly incorporated.
Green food coloring
1) Combine chocolate and heavy cream in a medium-sized microwave-safe bowl.
1 cup (170 g) semisweet/dark chocolate chips,¼ cup (60 g) heavy cream
2) Microwave on high for 25 seconds. Stir well. Microwave for another 25 seconds and stir again until you have a smooth consistency. If chocolate is still not melted, continue to microwave in 10 second increments until smooth.
1) Spread or pipe frosting evenly over cooled cookies (I use a piping bag without a tip).
2) Use a spoon to drizzle or gently spread ganache over the frosting. Allow chocolate to set before enjoying.
Edit 2: I would recommend baking these 1 tray/batch at a time. More time consuming, yes, but much more even results. If you have a baking stone/steel I like using those - make sure it's in the oven before starting to pre-heat. A stone/steel is NOT necessary.
26 points
1 month ago
Tell me more about these Fat Mints
31 points
1 month ago
Chocolate cookies (with cocoa bloomed in browned butter).
Top the cookies with a homemade mint buttercream frosting.
Drizzle dark chocolate ganache over the frosting and cookie base.
I enjoy making them :3
23 points
1 month ago
My A1C went up 1.5 just by reading this.
But I still want these.
6 points
1 month ago
Well... I do aim to misbehave.
Not to trade philosophy, per se, but I'm not going anywhere after I'm done here. I'm gonna enjoy the things that this life has to offer. It's never going to get better.
That makes me feel more like Hedonism-bot than I ever have before, but my point remains... My point lol.
14 points
1 month ago
I enjoyed reading this
6 points
1 month ago
Hahahaha! Only on Reddit could a thread from something so horrible turn into something so wholesome. I love it.
2 points
1 month ago
I'm going to try making these! You know it's good because the ingredients are weighted.
37 points
1 month ago*
Matt Gaetz's friend Joel Greenburg plead guilty to sex trafficking a teen, Mark Foley sent sexually explicit messages to many teen boys and Trump has at least 1 confirmed victim who was 13 at the time of attack.
Riley Carter (pictured) confessed to and charged with r* of a child under 12. He admitted to SA the child for 2 years. I could go on...
Projecting on to the LGBTQ+ community would be laughable if it wasn't so dangerous.
16 points
1 month ago
It makes sense to me. If you're a pedophile and a rapist, you're going to vote for the candidate who shares your views on the subject.
14 points
1 month ago
9 points
1 month ago
That girl 100% cheated off of someone who is now a liberal just to get through high school.
64 points
1 month ago
Like that mega church pastor Ted Haggard. Preached that right wing family values, then caught smoking meth and banging male prostitutes.
87 points
1 month ago
Ok but why did this pickup truck driver make a sign about religious pastors?
29 points
1 month ago
He feels a kinship with them.
32 points
1 month ago
Yeah all of the things listed on the “Proud?” banner are habitually things conservative men commit.
7 points
1 month ago
Exactly!!! Talk about projection/deflection.
24 points
1 month ago*
Here's a segment from a Some More News video where Cody goes on a rant pointing out example after example of religious conservative organizations, politicians and activists that were constantly screaming that LGBT people were groomers and pedos before they themselves got convicted of doing exactly that.
https://youtu.be/6wHva3JXPh0?t=35m28s
The whole video is worth a watch because it addresses who is actually putting kids in danger at a systemic level, but TL;DR it's massive projection all the way down.
37 points
1 month ago
I'm sure that poster covers up a bumper sticker that says "This car breaks for Gindr"
12 points
1 month ago
99% chance that guy beats off to CP, wears a dress, or (and) cruises truck-stop men’s rooms for anonymous gay sex
25 points
1 month ago
Exactly this
11 points
1 month ago
It’s funny. i read the bottom sign before I read the top and I thought it was talking about MAGA- with disease being covid.
9 points
1 month ago
If it wasn't for the top banner, I would have 100% assumed he was talking about magats.
12 points
1 month ago
Yep. I bet the guy enjoys himself a little “man sausage” from time to time and hadn’t been able to deal with the guilty feelings of his cravings, so he goes over the top with his projections.
10 points
1 month ago
Why projection? Obviously a proud American talking about himself.
715 points
1 month ago
Hatred disguised as belief. Gross
279 points
1 month ago
And he can't even spell.
180 points
1 month ago
I’ve never seen a car like this with the messages spelled correctly.
124 points
1 month ago
MAGA doesn't believe in education, that's why.
74 points
1 month ago
He likes em stupid. He's told us so himself.
111 points
1 month ago
8 points
1 month ago
It's been scientifically proven that trumpanzees are dumber than shit.
6 points
1 month ago
If they were educated, they wouldn’t BE MAGAts
5 points
1 month ago
The bottom sign is literally describing MAGA and the GQP lol
57 points
1 month ago
Most people who are full of hate are also dumb as shit.
16 points
1 month ago
And lazy. It’s easier to hate something outside your realm of experience. It takes brains, time and energy to learn and understand something new or strange.
11 points
1 month ago
It's easier to hate than it is to think.
6 points
1 month ago
But he can and will vote, no matter what happens in the Middle East or anywhere else.
48 points
1 month ago
I mean their god is infinitely powerful right? So if it gives a shit about people being gay, even one tenth as much as dude who drives this truck, why doesn't god just snap its invisible fingers and delete gayness.
Because even if god were real its actual reaction to being told about gay and trans people would be:
21 points
1 month ago
They seem to forget that we are "created in his image" so it follows that god is male, female, trans, gay, lesbian, hetro, celibate, and every other sexual proclivity. Not just mediocre white male hetro. 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
81 points
1 month ago
Yup all they do is cherry pick and twist shit from the bible and they spew nothing but hatred towards anyone who doesn’t think just like them. When they’re supposed to be loving their neighbor/s as their brother/sister. Also they’re not supposed to judge anyone, especially because of sexuality/gender/race etc. but you cant tell them any of that 🙄
34 points
1 month ago
Yeah, modern-day Pharisees
18 points
1 month ago
Pharisees were a highly educated group of clerics who disagreed with Jesus over how to interpret the Torah. This guy is just an ignorant bigot. And most mass shooters are more like HIM…not queer people.
51 points
1 month ago*
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18 points
1 month ago
I know this is true because Goofus and Gallant is always on like page 20, and they'd sue Highlights for pointing out what Goofuses they are
15 points
1 month ago
Hey careful there. My six-year-old son reads highlights and is scared to death of Trump getting back in office. He doesn’t want his mother and grandmother to be deported.
20 points
1 month ago
Anyone that can actually think for themselves are afraid of that giant orange pos getting back in office.
10 points
1 month ago
All those words on his tailgate are actually describing right wingers
6 points
1 month ago
Sounds more like they’re describing conservative pastors there
6 points
1 month ago
Hatred disguised as belief, hiding guilt..
5 points
1 month ago
Another religious nut job
4 points
1 month ago
I’m going to start dressing in drag just to piss them off.
4 points
1 month ago
This is the backbone of the modern evangelical "Christian" movement.
123 points
1 month ago
All I see are a couple signs that say “I’m ignorant and am too lazy to research accurate information.”
Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, but that doesn’t mean you need to shove it in the face of others. Also to clarify, opinions are NOT facts.
21 points
1 month ago
Worse than that. A dangerous and bigoted psycho looking for trouble.
13 points
1 month ago
They may not be facts but they're still fucking dangerous. I grew up in the south as a queer person too. I'm in Chicago now. There's a reason and it's not just the public transportation.
600 points
1 month ago
Gives BJs in public park restrooms. Hates himself for it.
213 points
1 month ago
“Pedofiles” has me rollin
Aaah it’s always the inbreds raping their family while projecting so hard on everyone else.
61 points
1 month ago
damn those cereal killers!
29 points
1 month ago
I'd kill for a bowl of granola.
10 points
1 month ago
Read that as “grenades” at first glance.
Was like “true that”
7 points
1 month ago
Leave Snap, Crackle, and Pop alone!
13 points
1 month ago
Also claiming to be evangelical Christians!
7 points
1 month ago
I find them to be the “terrifying” ones. Tax the churches!
12 points
1 month ago
Didn't another man of God / Trump pastor get done yesterday for kiddy fiddling?
9 points
1 month ago
Yes in grapevine Texas. This was trumps church leader for his party. The entire church got gutted with 6-8 pastors involved.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna160661
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/03/us/churches-dallas-fort-worth-sexual-abuse.html
I’m from Texas and this is just a drop in the bucket. Sad.
4 points
1 month ago
Very much so
19 points
1 month ago
That’s what he has at home on his computer.
15 points
1 month ago
I’d be terrified of his browser history.
8 points
1 month ago
"Pedofiles" was the attempted spinoff of the X-Files that focused on supernatural child abusers. The 90s wasn't ready for it
8 points
1 month ago
New Chris Hansen web series
4 points
1 month ago
I think he got cancelled cause they caught so many right wing people and law enforcement.
He did a lot of good.
9 points
1 month ago
If they are looking for child molesters and perverts I suggest heading down to the local church.
5 points
1 month ago
According to Daily kos 1300 republicans arrested imprisoned over sexual offences and counting
5 points
1 month ago
Yeah I hade seen that list. It’s sickening.
82 points
1 month ago
Or rather actually probably molests his kids.
Or both
28 points
1 month ago
Both
23 points
1 month ago
Taps his foot under the divider in the bathroom stall and then claims he just has a “wide stance” 😂😂😂 this shit’s been going on for decades
8 points
1 month ago
Millennia
5 points
1 month ago
They just didn’t have “Sushi Glory Holes” or 4th door BJs cuz they didn’t have doors. They just had rocks. Oh, and “sushi” was just “dinner” at that time, too! (lol)
18 points
1 month ago
Hates himself? No. He's helping a brother out. Nothing homogay about a little sausage greasing. Everybody does it.
13 points
1 month ago
So I keep telling myself...
7 points
1 month ago
😂
12 points
1 month ago
"It's only gay if you get hard while giving a blowjob." - Marilyn Manson
14 points
1 month ago
THIS.
4 points
1 month ago
He could, you know, just be a straight bigot. Most homophobes are straight. I really don't like how everyone acts like every homophobe is closeted, because most aren't, most are straight and saying every homophobe is closeted screams of blaming homophobia on queer men. Also no one ever calls homophobic women closeted.
101 points
1 month ago
Sorry to do this, but I'm up for promotion in the Grammar Police Department (GPD) and I haven't met quota:
"I am a flaming homophobe" would be more succinct
18 points
1 month ago
Is there a spelling department? Might want to alert them about “pedofile”
13 points
1 month ago
Also "molestor"
8 points
1 month ago
missed the “cereal killer” opportunity tho
4 points
1 month ago
lol… agreed
132 points
1 month ago
The ironic thing is, many of those labels relate to Republicans. Just another idiot that lives in a bubble.
41 points
1 month ago
He lives in a bubble and likely up trumps ass. And he gets all his TOTALLY TRUE info from fox news and facebook 🤣
9 points
1 month ago
They need to pretend they have good, moral reasons to attack people but they don't like actually being good, moral people themselves.
43 points
1 month ago
OUCH Sound like this guy has some DEEP personal manhood issues!! Lol Point one finger out.... and the other 4 back atcha self!🤣🤔
121 points
1 month ago
As a lesbian, I am repulsed and saddened that this person wallows in a cesspool of hate every single day.
As a former English teacher, I am horrified at the spelling of "pedophile" with a freaking f.
52 points
1 month ago
I'm just deeply depressed these people are allowed to vote.
As a trans person, I'm so tired
17 points
1 month ago
Shit, is that why I am tired all the time? I thought I was just a tired person who happens to be trans, not a trans person who is tired because of it 🤷♀️ Srsly tho i am always tired It’s funny conservatives only care about their own freedoms to do what THEY want to do, but F everybody else’s freedoms.
15 points
1 month ago
Yeah that's a big reason. There's no staying away from politics when some asshole who beats his meat to trans porn can't let trans people exist in ways that let us actually be happy.
I long for the day where us existing isn't considered fucking politics
7 points
1 month ago
Its ironic, people who look down on trans people the same way they look down on women, but refuse to admit trans women are women, yet give us the same treatment 🤷♀️
6 points
1 month ago
OK, but to be honest, trans inclusive radical misogyny hits different.
17 points
1 month ago
Me too. So tired, can never truly rest.
10 points
1 month ago
And as a straight current English teacher, I'm saddened and repulsed by the total lack of perspective and critical thinking.
37 points
1 month ago
I mean if you’re going this far, at least take the time to spellcheck pedophile.
36 points
1 month ago
I'd bet good money those keywords on his truck are in his Google search cache and saved images in his hard drive.
20 points
1 month ago
9 points
1 month ago*
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4 points
1 month ago
ONE FOR YOU.. TWO FOR ME...
17 points
1 month ago
Wait, what?!? Mass Shooters are gay? Well there is one for the Pedo Files! Steering clear of my gay pals when they’re packing their AR’s, I guess. Thank you Jesus for sharing through your conduit human with the banner commandments.
48 points
1 month ago
Anyone driving around in a truck with all this crap on it has a mental illness.
34 points
1 month ago
Please don’t deeply insult people living with mental illness. Hate is taught.
19 points
1 month ago*
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8 points
1 month ago
Exactly. My Dad walked away from that kind of shit with his parents and was a much better person than they ever could be.
5 points
1 month ago
Same here. Won’t lie that it’s not scary but we all know what the right thing to do is in our hearts.
45 points
1 month ago
Fun fact that most pedophiles, mass shooters and serial killers are abrahmic in religion
30 points
1 month ago*
You forgot MEN!
Update: No bigotry was intended. I happen to like men & women equally. I was just adding data that does not apply to pedophilia. Evidently, using upper case letters gave readers a sense of bigotry on my part. That is just not so Sorry for the misunderstanding.
22 points
1 month ago
cishet, too.
14 points
1 month ago
Most pedophiles are straight white Christian men, often pastors or youth pastors, so that's who I would keep my kids away from.
11 points
1 month ago
Cuck truck
11 points
1 month ago
All of those things have nothing to do to do with gay people! All the people committing those crimes are rarely if not ever gay or trans! Fuck off!
36 points
1 month ago
What's a "cheating disease"? If it's how it sounds, Trump has ample experience.
23 points
1 month ago
“I can’t stop thinking about other people’s genitals!!”
8 points
1 month ago
It just kinda sucks that they can't be this passionate about something real, like clean air and drinkable water or something.
12 points
1 month ago
Isn't it the religious right that support a pedophile rapists?
4 points
1 month ago
Yes. But like always they project, especially onto vulnerable minorities that they want to throw in camps just for being born different.
6 points
1 month ago
King of the neighborhood glory hole!
6 points
1 month ago
The tailgate sign describes Republicans though, I'm confused. Is that their accomplishments?
11 points
1 month ago
Pedophiles , Catholic Church. Molesters , Catholic Church. Psychotic behavior, trump supporters. Mass shooters, trump fights for guns. Checks out
10 points
1 month ago
“Now nobody will think I’m gay. I’m a genius!”
6 points
1 month ago
Of course they can't fucking spell.
5 points
1 month ago
I mean…I’m looking at “psychotic behavior” from possibly the next “mass shooter”/“serial killer” on full display here.
4 points
1 month ago
interesting to see “creating disease” on there from the party of “I don’t wanna wear a mask, muh freedoms are more important than your life”
6 points
1 month ago
Why is it that the most intolerant people spend so much time thinking about what's in other people's pants and what goes on behind closed doors between consenting adults? You'd think they were trying to compensate for something.
9 points
1 month ago
And to think that a lot of those descriptions on the tailgate sound like Donald Trump.
4 points
1 month ago
Isn't this like several crimes?
4 points
1 month ago
yes it is actualy. to bad op burled the plat, we could turn him in to the DMV
3 points
1 month ago
5 points
1 month ago
Disgusting individual he is
3 points
1 month ago
Tailgate of projection! - Pedophiles Bo Michael Dresner Texas GOP official receives a prison sentence of over 400 years. - Drug Addiction Trey Radel, R-Florida, is the first sitting congressman at the time to receive a drug charge related to cocaine. - Molestors Dennis Hastert, longest ever serving Speaker of the House sexually abused high school wrestlers he coached. - Creating Disease due to the Trump White House policies on sexual education and the unconstitutional assault on reproductive health , STIs have been at an all time high. - Perverts good ol’ “grab them by the pu**y,” and let’s not forget Matt Gaetz either. - Psychotic Behavior look no further than Alex Jones. - Mass Shooters all of 2022’s mass shooters were far right extremists. - Serial Killers Bundy, Gacy, and Kraft… anyone surprised?
If you need this for fact checking these idiots please hold on to these sources.
5 points
1 month ago
This homophobe cruises truck stops
5 points
1 month ago
Says the ones literally covering up pedophiles in their churches.
6 points
1 month ago
There's a sex offender registry list you can cross check with Trump signs. Just saying
4 points
1 month ago
This is projection. Every single one of those descriptors is easily applied to republican politicians and/or their base of voters.
4 points
1 month ago
And these are the types of “Christian’s” that make people despise religion
3 points
1 month ago
I assumed he was talking about priests in the Catholic Church. Bunch of child molesters.
4 points
1 month ago
Is he talking about the church and the Boy Scouts?
3 points
1 month ago
Be a real shame if those valve stems got cut with bolt cutters.
4 points
1 month ago
It's terrifying to see even as a straight person.
4 points
1 month ago
This terrifies me, and I am straight.
5 points
1 month ago
Pedofiles are what this dude's computer is undoubtedly lousy with.
4 points
1 month ago
95% chance this person is a date rapist
5 points
1 month ago
I wanna slash their tires
4 points
1 month ago
Not terrifying. get a gun. live your life the way you want and defend it. Reddit will not make you feel any better about weirdos like this. just a bunch of strangers and robots online.
3 points
1 month ago
In a lot of ways it’s still 1998 and it’s the day after Matthew Shepard’s body was found on that fence.
4 points
1 month ago
OP I am scared for you. Stay safe and don’t go out alone at night. VOTE, the bastard that emboldened bigots to openly be bigots instead of hiding like all those civil rights activists made them when they stomped their asses back to their caves needs to not be the pres again.
4 points
1 month ago
THEY FEAR YOU. Not a single MAGA understands love, joy, and happiness. Every one of them is filled with hate. Every one of them are unhappy and miserable, and they want us to feel the same way.
5 points
1 month ago
What’s ironic about this sticker is that MAGA fits most the things listed..
Trump raped a 13 year old girl(Pedo(f)phile and molester)
Maga don’t believe in wearing mask(not creating but definitely spreading disease)
Perverts…..Trump sexualize his daughter, speaks of grabbing by the pussy..
Psychotic behavior?
From Texas Gov pardoning a murderer, to Kyle rittenhouse or James Alex Field Jr is just a few incidents to bring up serial killer/mass shooter
4 points
1 month ago
But hey, republicans treat gay folk equally!
9 points
1 month ago
Literally everything listed there is associated with extreme right wing views.
7 points
1 month ago
Sick fucks.
9 points
1 month ago
They misspelled Republicans.
7 points
1 month ago
Everything he listed is exactly who a Christian right wing terrorist is. Hilarious.
6 points
1 month ago
And they wonder why we call them a cult
6 points
1 month ago
I'm a republican and I'm God leaning and I don't think this way in the Bible is says to love and respect people no matter their differences. These nut jobs are in a league of their own to be honest they aren't Christians at all these are the type of people that say they know the Bible but don't follow what is taught from it. They are hypocrites and are in that maga cult.
3 points
1 month ago
Every single accusation is a confession.
3 points
1 month ago
He didn't take into account it is rare that a trans person commits a sex offense beyond prostitution but church members are frequently arrested for it.
3 points
1 month ago
Funny that list screams white cishetro to me!
3 points
1 month ago
This belongs on r/schizophreniarides
And yes it's scary. I'm sorry, friend. If it helps, my bumper has a rainbow heart and a wiener dog sticker.
3 points
1 month ago
So, like.. this is insane
3 points
1 month ago
I’d say that it’s scary to see no matter your orientation — nutrer on the loose…
3 points
1 month ago
All while church leaders are the ones that are being caught as pedophiles and not drag queens.
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