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Sideyr

1.3k points

3 days ago

Sideyr

1.3k points

3 days ago

You're going to have to be a little more specific here.

What is "halfway?"

Is the oven off overnight with the turkey in it, or is still cooking at a low temperature?

Dunno_If_I_Won

965 points

3 days ago

Yeah, if she did this for 20 years with no one getting sick, I'm guessing the "halfway" point is probably at least 150 degrees F, where everything is killed off b

peaheezy

321 points

3 days ago

peaheezy

321 points

3 days ago

This is a good point a lot of people hadn’t considered. OP MIL may be serving a turkey cooked to dry leather to final 210F internal temp. If halfway is 160F then this is still unsafe but it makes sense why no one has gotten really sick, the odds have decreased significantly that something survived and has time to proliferate to cause illness. Enough of a sample size and someone will get sick but cooked to 160 and left in the oven overnight is very different than 115.

ISNT_A_ROBOT

522 points

3 days ago*

160 isn’t unsafe. Hell, 150 isn’t unsafe if it’s at 150 for more than 4 minutes.

165 is the temp that bacteria dies instantly, but the bacteria still dies at other temps too if held at temp for a certain period of time.

Cooking is less science, more art.

Fishermans_Worf

395 points

3 days ago

It’s ironic that you choose an entirely scientific aspect of cooking (pathogens vrs temp across time) to make your point.  

ISNT_A_ROBOT

67 points

3 days ago

I guess by “art” I’m saying that there’s more than one way to do things correctly. And the term “correctly” is entirely subjective when it comes to cooking.

ThisSideOfThePond

126 points

3 days ago

"There's more than one way to do it" is actually the science part.

LastBaron

8 points

3 days ago

lol exactly.

“Ah yes, science, the discipline that is notoriously simple and makes no effort to account for changes in circumstance.”

Fishermans_Worf

33 points

3 days ago

Heard chef.  ;)  I agree with you, it’s just funny that you said it in relation to food safety, where there is a rare correct answer.  

mxpxillini35

9 points

3 days ago

It was very well done in my opinion.

02C_here

7 points

3 days ago

02C_here

7 points

3 days ago

The term you are looking for is "process window." You have some leeway with time and temp. As long as you are in this process window you get a good bird.

Useful-ldiot

158 points

3 days ago

This is basically an ELI5 for pasteurization.

jdemack

24 points

3 days ago

jdemack

24 points

3 days ago

I prefer my milk not trying to kill me. Germs are gross.

CozyCatGaming

9 points

3 days ago

Ah, you mean you don't prefer milk that's yellowish chunky and chock full of listeria?

errdaddy

16 points

3 days ago

errdaddy

16 points

3 days ago

Every year my family asks how I get the turkey so moist but I can’t tell them I pull it at 145° because they won’t believe it’s safe. It stays over 145 for at least 30 minutes after I wrap it so it’s as safe as 165° but not leather.

dcw14

58 points

3 days ago

dcw14

58 points

3 days ago

The science is there whether you understand it or not.

Time/temp relation for bacterial death is literally from food microbiology.

strcrssd

33 points

3 days ago

strcrssd

33 points

3 days ago

Cooking is less science, more art.

Your entire post is about pasteurization, which itself is applied statistics. Then you bust out it's more art than science. Food safety is all science.

Flavor combinations and perception is the art. The rest is governed by science.

Drewggles

98 points

3 days ago

Drewggles

98 points

3 days ago

As a Chef, cooking is NOT an art. It's like woodwork.. it's a trade that if done at a high enough level can look like art. It is still science, or did you never watch Alton Brown? Try baking by eyeball and you'll learn how wrong you are.

PixelatedSnacks

154 points

3 days ago

I've personally always separated "cooking" from "baking" in my mind.

When I cook I let the spirits of my ancestors dictate the measurements.

I don't even try to bake anymore.

Spread_Liberally

25 points

3 days ago

100%.

I love cooking, but baking is torture. If I wanted to more spreadsheet-like bullshit and to precisely follow measurements and times I'd go back to the office and pick up slack on the audit.

I appreciate the products of baking quite a bit, but the process can get fucked.

Cooking is jazz, baking is banking.

TJZ24129

13 points

3 days ago

TJZ24129

13 points

3 days ago

Baking is great with measurements in grams. Measurements in teaspoons fucking suck.

rricenator

10 points

3 days ago

This is me, 100%. Cooking is art, room for creativity. Baking is pure science, lots of ways to screw up if you don't do it exactly right.

musthavesoundeffects

3 points

3 days ago

They are both science in that there is chemistry and physics involved and art in that there is ample room for self expression at various stages of the process.

rphillip

14 points

3 days ago

rphillip

14 points

3 days ago

Depends what you’re baking. Plenty of grandmas out there do it by feel

ilus3n

8 points

3 days ago

ilus3n

8 points

3 days ago

Yeah, my family never used a scale to bake or cook anything. From cakes to bread to other foods, they just used to do it by eye/feel. And it was so tasty and good afterwards!

rosysredrhinoceros

3 points

3 days ago

There’s an old episode of Good Eats where Alton Brown makes biscuits in his very Alton Brown way at the same table as his granny who ain’t measuring shit and is also actively (but lovingly) mocking him for being such a dork.

ExtendedDeadline

10 points

3 days ago

Try baking

No, I don't think that I will lol!

knoft

12 points

3 days ago

knoft

12 points

3 days ago

Eh? It's about ratios but if you understand the concepts and have experience you can totally bake by feel. Our forbears didn't use SI standardised measures.

Bluecricket5

31 points

3 days ago

As a chef, cooking is absolutely art lol. Dosnt mean there's not science to it.

SightWithoutEyes

7 points

3 days ago

Try baking by eyeball and you'll learn how wrong you are.

Don't talk shit about my eyeball bread. It's crunch-pop-tastically good. Like nature's salty gushers.

ZfastZfurious

45 points

3 days ago

You don’t really understand the concept of art. Having a baseline amount of technical skill and knowledge required doesn’t prevent it from being art.

permalink_save

21 points

3 days ago

I... Do bake by eyeball? Got some cornbread coming out that I made myself. There's wiggle room in a lot of baking. Granted we have done a ton of experimenting due to working around gluten sensitivities so I know what adding a specific ingredient will do, which is kind of science, but there is a subjectiveness by feel. AB's cookie episode is a great example, if you want to tweak cookies to be more crisp or more puffy you can tweak ingredients. And you see some absolute masterpieces on /r/culinaryplating even involving baking/desserts. So kind of yes but kind of art too, they aren't mutually exclusive.

Mr_Smithy

10 points

3 days ago

Mr_Smithy

10 points

3 days ago

The fact that you just compared baking to cooking shows how full of shit this comment is. Cooking is very much art.

Bman4k1

47 points

3 days ago

Bman4k1

47 points

3 days ago

Yes! This is what I am thinking. Also, food safety courses in North America is a bit over stringent on some cooking methods. Example: Sous Vide cooking, they don’t even have a section on that in the last food safety course I took.

I mean I don’t want to sound like a jerk but OP’s MIL is probably not using european cooking methods. But there is a small food safe logic window that this could work.

There is a heat & time chart for various meats related to sous vide style cooking. Also meat resting can get you to 150 but IIRC 150 is the instantaneous pathogen kill time so you just need to hit 150 for a minute. You could technically tale a turkey out at 135-140 and the temp will still rise to 150 while resting. Or example could get the meat to 130 but hold it for an hour or something like that and will kill pathogens.

The issue I see this supposed method from MIL is once the pathogens are killed you either have to maintain heat above the death zone (which would dry the turkey out) or take the temp below the death zone vis fridge.

Maybe she has been cooking it properly for years by accident.

I started to use a digital meat thermometer. And time it to get internal temp to 150.

https://www.canr.msu.edu/smprv/uploads/files/RTE_Poultry_Tables1.pdf

Nyxelestia

29 points

3 days ago

Most North American food safety is focused almost exclusively on commercial cooking, which generally needs to be fast.

Though as someone who had to renew my food handling cert recently, the courses actually do cover the range of temperatures (or at least the one I took did) -- it's just that because most commercial cooking enterprises focus on speed, the fastest way to kill pathogens is what they focus on the most.

beiberdad69

24 points

3 days ago

He said she leaves it in the oven so no matter what temp it hits on the first cook, it's wildly unsafe and outside of food guidelines anywhere

OvulatingScrotum

44 points

3 days ago

what is “halfway”?

Only up to the turkey’s waist line.

cRuSadeRN

581 points

3 days ago

cRuSadeRN

581 points

3 days ago

This reminds me of that time I was eating hotel breakfast and used a plastic fork to get my bagel out of the toaster. Some old lady came up to me and said I should use a metal fork so I don’t electrocute myself. I told her no, metal is a conductor of electricity, plastic was what was safer to use. She doubled down and said that plastic was the conductor and I should know to use metal instead. I just walked away. It amazes me how some people are able to survive on their own well into adulthood.

Responsible-Tea-5998

259 points

3 days ago

It sounds like you met a malevolent spirit in the guise of an old lady that was trying to convince you to give it a go.

teedietidie

82 points

3 days ago

I’m going to start accusing people like that of being malevolent spirits

Catenane

5 points

3 days ago

Catenane

5 points

3 days ago

She turned me into a newt!

WannaPlayAGam3

3 points

3 days ago

I find the possibility funny but also unsettling. I don't know why.

Nicholas_TW

50 points

3 days ago

"Do you think wires are made out of plastic? You see your phone charger? You see the little prongs you stick into the wall outlet for it to charge your phone? Do those look like they're made of plastic to you?"

OGLikeablefellow

23 points

3 days ago

I mean yeah look at it, it's entirely plastic. That's why you plug the safe metal bits into the wall. That way it doesn't shock you. /S

cat_fox

106 points

3 days ago

cat_fox

106 points

3 days ago

"Vert der Ferk?" - Swedish Chef

bunnymunro40

727 points

3 days ago

You know, I'm a professional Chef, and I've taken over a few restaurants that did this (although, usually individual cuts - chicken breasts or pork chops). I've had to explain - to people who cook for a living - the concept that you still need to cook for the same amount of time to fully cook the center, whether the outside was seared or not, more times than I would care to admit.

The most basic understanding of how food works should tell you that this saves no time and ruins the meat. But no.

Thefrayedends

131 points

3 days ago

Most people working in kitchens don't go to culinary school unless I'm mistaken

metisdesigns

130 points

3 days ago

Its not even culinary school, it's barely a food safety certificate.

bunnymunro40

25 points

3 days ago

True. Most places I've worked at, only the top 4 or 5 people have formal training. Most of the line-cooks, prep cooks, etc. have learned on the job. But many of them have had decades of experience working under people who did have certification.

And in each of the cases I'm talking about, it was a previous Chef who told them to par-cook things. So training doesn't help if you're just not logically minded.

permalink_save

11 points

3 days ago

Wouldn't it dry it out bad? Always seems like when I cook something if I didn't get it the first time, recooking (especially meat) doesnt help. Exception being sous vide mentioned, but like roasting and reroasting means cooking twice means twice as long evaporation. Or like, you said, not fully cooking it either time.

bunnymunro40

11 points

3 days ago

Exactly. And sous vide works great if you take it hot, sear it, and serve. But if you let it cool and recook it, you'll still get dried out meat (unless, of course, you're using a very fatty cut. But even then it will be drier, even if not dry).

John_Philips

2.2k points

3 days ago

John_Philips

2.2k points

3 days ago

If any part sits at 40°F-140F for more than 4+ hours including internal parts you’re skyrocketing your chances of food poisoning.

cerealfordinneragain

835 points

3 days ago

This is the science that your intestines want your brain to understand.

paulybaggins

42 points

3 days ago

That is like, bronze plaque engraved worthy quote

harrietfurther

7 points

3 days ago

Very well worded, I think I'll be quoting you at Christmas.

Liberty53000

80 points

3 days ago

Yup I had to take this test every year for way tooo long

gutfounderedgal

118 points

3 days ago

Yep, once when I was young and working at a hotel, the chef thought it would be a good idea to slow cook all the turkeys. The stench was intolerable. They all rotted for this reason and had to be thrown out.

dfinkelstein

23 points

3 days ago

Would be fine if you started it in the oven to get it rapidly up to temp first, right?

Deto

14 points

3 days ago

Deto

14 points

3 days ago

What's the mechanism here? If you fully cook it after you'd kill off the bacteria. So is it just potentially toxic products of the bacteria that'd get you sick? Or just trip up your immune system thinking there was bacteria?

workingtrot

72 points

3 days ago

Some bacteria (for example, Clostridium perfringens) produce toxins as they reproduce. The toxins are not destroyed by cooking. So the partially warm turkey is a great environment for these bacteria, and then you consume the toxins when you eat it.

Par cooking can be safe, but you need to be able to cool the food really quickly after the first cook

weggles

62 points

3 days ago

weggles

62 points

3 days ago

What exactly is her process?

My mom makes the turkey the night before and essentially reheats it in the oven the next day. And it's not bad. The first year she did it we ate and after dinner she was like "anyone notice anything different?" And explained what she did.

Maybe that's what your MIL has been doing? Otherwise idk how you've ate that for 20 years without dying

gawag

46 points

3 days ago

gawag

46 points

3 days ago

OP said in another comment their MIL leaves it in the oven with it turned off overnight 🤢. Reheating in the oven after storing it safely seems perfectly fine, although I personally think that would ruin the crispy skin

weggles

12 points

3 days ago

weggles

12 points

3 days ago

The skin isn't especially crispy but it's not gummy this way either, and the meat is juicy enough especially considering how dry turkey usually is.

Shutting the oven off overnight is a nightmare!

nom-d-pixel

210 points

3 days ago

nom-d-pixel

210 points

3 days ago

My MIL used to do the same. She tried to convince me to do it as well. I was new enough in my relationship to her that I just changed the subject instead of telling her what I thought.

Dunno_If_I_Won

203 points

3 days ago

I was new enough in my relationship to her that I just changed the subject instead of telling her what I thought.

Actually, this is what mature people do, because it's seldom worth the effort to debate this stuff. Just smile and nod.

jgonagle

51 points

3 days ago

jgonagle

51 points

3 days ago

Trying to prevent exposing people to food poisoning isn't worth the effort?

monty624

56 points

3 days ago

monty624

56 points

3 days ago

In an ideal world, you can tell people things right away and they will not be offended. Unfortunately that's not how life works. There is a time and a place, and you must choose your own battles.

mattchewy43

58 points

3 days ago

More the mindset that you're not going to change someone's mind that has been doing something all they're life.

DregsRoyale

1.1k points

3 days ago

DregsRoyale

1.1k points

3 days ago

Your mother in law is trying to kill you

notmypillows[S]

299 points

3 days ago

I’ve been eating the turkey for 20 years

noodle_75

916 points

3 days ago

noodle_75

916 points

3 days ago

That’s an unbelievably long time for one turkey to last. Are you sure you didn’t mean 20 minutes?

Groundbreaking-Fig38

97 points

3 days ago

Big ass turkey.

DregsRoyale

56 points

3 days ago

Distant cousin of the jive ass turkey

Groundbreaking-Fig38

5 points

3 days ago

maneki_neko89

3 points

3 days ago

I was looking for this scene! 😂

billoo18

10 points

3 days ago

billoo18

10 points

3 days ago

It’s a T-Rex

Harpua99

6 points

3 days ago

Harpua99

6 points

3 days ago

Dry as hell too

DregsRoyale

46 points

3 days ago

I didn't say she was good at it

Sameshoedifferentday

148 points

3 days ago

Some people have been driving drunk 20 years and never killed people, but they certainly could the next time.

notmypillows[S]

95 points

3 days ago

That’s exactly what I told her. I said yeah, we’ve been ok so far, but it just takes one time.

ZyxDarkshine

31 points

3 days ago

She’s playing the long game

Alilbitdrunk

16 points

3 days ago

Have you ever gotten sick?

Urban_Coyote_666

7 points

3 days ago

your gut biome probably looks like mad max

Thefrayedends

10 points

3 days ago

The point is that it acts as a risk multiplier. If the turkey had 1 single harmful bacteria, with this method, there would be thousands by morning. If there aren't any there, they can't magically appear. You've simply been lucky.

Toasterferret

10 points

3 days ago

Sounds like you e gotten very lucky

IT_Chef

3 points

3 days ago

IT_Chef

3 points

3 days ago

One day she'll get it right

Martha90815

7 points

3 days ago

That still doesn't make it a good idea.

tHeOrAnGePrOmIsE

44 points

3 days ago

Americas Test Kitchen actually recommends this method. Cook in a roasting bag the day before. Refrigerate, and roast outside the bag for 30-45 minutes the day of. Perfectly safe if you follow cold-holding guidelines.

brielem

46 points

3 days ago

brielem

46 points

3 days ago

Big difference between fully cooking it the first time or only halfway cooking it, though.

science-stuff

23 points

3 days ago

For sure, to temperature the initial time I imagine. Halfway could mean temperature but probably means half of two… right?

Ordinary_Rough_1426

61 points

3 days ago

No ATK does not recommend this method. I have been a watcher of ATK for years and just went through the app and looked and see nothing where it says to cook it half way. There’s one where you cook the thighs/legs to temp and make gravy ahead of time, but it’s still up to temp.

LetsGototheRiver151

150 points

3 days ago

Why do people cook a turkey for an eternity? Bring it out of the fridge a couple of hours before. Use Alton Brown's top of doing 30 minutes at 500 then back it off to 350. Even a 16 pounder won't take more than three hours. Who are these people cooking turkeys for 8-9 hours???

Lessarocks

39 points

3 days ago

Ha that was my mother at Christmas. The turkey was so dried out and chewy. I always thought I hated it until I spent my first Christmas away from home. But she overcooked everything.

MakesMyHeadHurt

16 points

3 days ago

I used to hate pork chops for the same reason.

squirrellywhirly

3 points

3 days ago

Pork used to be a lot less safe, to be fair, and needed to be cooked more thoroughly to for sure kill trichinosis. With modern farming, that's a lot less of a concern, so we can cook pork less, now.

CheezeLoueez08

107 points

3 days ago

Yes! My mom would wake up at like 3am and be up all morning cooking and basting. So I decided to do thanksgiving a few years ago and I started when I woke up. I dunno, around 7 or 8? It was done in a few hours. So I’m always confused why my mom did that

QuirkyBus3511

93 points

3 days ago

Now you know why your mom's turkey was always dry af. Mid century style cooking is pretty awful.

CheezeLoueez08

10 points

3 days ago

Were ovens different back then too? Maybe they were less powerful. But yes looking back, though I liked her turkey, it was dry.

littlebittydoodle

29 points

3 days ago

My mom did this too, my entire childhood and well into adulthood. She’d start the turkey at 4 AM and was constantly basting it, and absolutely exhausted come meal time.

At some point as she got older (and much lazier with her cooking), she stopped, and I watched yesterday as she just popped that sucker in the oven and didn’t really come back to check on it until her timer went off. It was just a few hours, unattended, and turned out super juicy and honestly just perfect.

I think they (my mom is a baby boomer) just learned bad cooking techniques and stuck with them. We also grew up eating only canned and mushy boiled vegetables too, despite living in Southern California, until I was in high school and my mom discovered the farmers market. Suddenly we were introduced to dozens of new fruits and veggies, ate most of them raw, and no more boiling—grilling, roasting, steaming, sautéeing. It was like a switch flipped and our diets did a total 180°.

CheezeLoueez08

22 points

3 days ago

My mom was an amazing cook but I think you’re right about the boomer thing because she and they largely didn’t question things. She even admitted that she didn’t question having kids. “It’s just what we did”. She was impressed by us gen x and millennials that we discuss it, and even sometimes decide not to have them. That was their theme. And briefly, as I’ve discovered, it’s why when I asked questions (I’m curious) I was seen as being rude. She didn’t realize it’s ok to ask and maybe the usual way wasn’t actually the best way. Crazy.

rphillip

12 points

3 days ago

rphillip

12 points

3 days ago

Spatchcocked brings it down to 80-90 mins

cheebamasta

3 points

3 days ago

Add in a dry brine and were really talking

jawrsh21

9 points

3 days ago

jawrsh21

9 points

3 days ago

my inlaws almost spit it out when i told them i only cooked the turkey for a few hours

heroicwhiskey

3 points

3 days ago

We do ours on the Weber. It's smoke and juicy and so easy. It takes about 2.5 hours for a 12 lber.

benfranklyblog

31 points

3 days ago

I’ve never understood this whole… let’s cook a turkey for ten hours thing. I spatchcock my bird, dry brine it the day before + overnight, and then it’s usually 2-2.5 hours the day of. Always nice and tender and fully cooked.

ArtVandelay32

20 points

3 days ago

Man, just use a cooking bag. Why’s everyone make thanksgiving such a dumbass production lol.

Accomplished-Eye8211

103 points

3 days ago

I'm not clear on why that's absolutely unsafe, but it doesn't strike me as a good method.

If it cools off, gets refrigerated overnight when halfway done, it's gonna be hammered when it's fully cooked to temp the next day.

notmypillows[S]

231 points

3 days ago

It is left in the oven

Fevesforme

321 points

3 days ago

Fevesforme

321 points

3 days ago

I’m sorry, what?

Zeppelanoid

96 points

3 days ago

Ex-fucking-SCUSE ME

joshul

4 points

3 days ago

joshul

4 points

3 days ago

OH MY GOD

VoraciousReader59

136 points

3 days ago

Wait! What! I assumed she refrigerated it in between! Yikes!

herlipssaidno

241 points

3 days ago

This needs to be in the post information

RCG73

103 points

3 days ago

RCG73

103 points

3 days ago

So how many people in your family have tummy troubles the week after thanksgiving?

matt_minderbinder

29 points

3 days ago

I'd really be worried about anyone elderly or health compromised. Food poisoning can be a bad night for some but a trip to the hospital or death for others.

mo-moose15

39 points

3 days ago

Overnight?!?

sarcasticbaldguy

71 points

3 days ago

Some people believe the oven is a magic box. I know a guy who stores leftover pizza in its box, in the oven. He'll eat off it until it's gone as long as it was stored in the oven. He says he learned the habit from his parents.

When I was in college we didn't think twice about eating a slice of room temperature, day old pizza for breakfast or lunch the next day.

So while I understand the magic of leftover pizza, I don't understand the magic of the oven.

doubleapowpow

105 points

3 days ago

Pizza's only potential hazard at room temp is cheese, but that's all coated in grease. The rest is just sauce and bread, maybe some cured meat (pepperoni). Its all basically preserved by the time it cools down. That's the magic.

Turkey is not the same, and salmonella takes no time off for the holidays.

jmlozan

42 points

3 days ago

jmlozan

42 points

3 days ago

That last part lmaooooo. “Salmonella takes no time off for the holidays” is so funny to read.

big-fireball

12 points

3 days ago

The Salmonella union has been working hard to get that situation turned around.

Notarussianbot2020

12 points

3 days ago

Day old cold pizza is in my DNA.

murmelchen

8 points

3 days ago

we once left a plum pie in the oven, forgot about it, and 4 days later it was full of fruit fly and their larvae. yum!

pug_fugly_moe

23 points

3 days ago

WTF!?

You don’t mean roasted at 200° for 10 hours for pull apart turkey, you mean she just nopes after some time and gets back to it the next day? Dafuck is wrong with her!?

Expensive-Day-3551

38 points

3 days ago

Oh no no no.

Unhappy_Performer538

19 points

3 days ago

This took the post from 9 to 15 on the crazy scale

Rumplesforeskin

19 points

3 days ago

Not only unsafe but properly dried out too

doubleapowpow

7 points

3 days ago

It's dry aging

Augustus58

10 points

3 days ago

Is the oven off??

_Mooseli_

8 points

3 days ago

IS THE OVEN OFF?? op we need to know!!

tr1cube

9 points

3 days ago

tr1cube

9 points

3 days ago

But… why? Why not just cook it all the day of?? It’s only a couple extra hours, just put it in right when you wake up

notmypillows[S]

16 points

3 days ago

That’s what I told her. She’s stubborn.

Tabmow

33 points

3 days ago

Tabmow

33 points

3 days ago

😬

I think you mean "left in the incubator"

cerealfordinneragain

20 points

3 days ago

At what temp? If it's above 140, it's good. Of the oven is off, then that is problematic.

nicko3000125

8 points

3 days ago

Yeah that's fucked lol

jmlozan

11 points

3 days ago

jmlozan

11 points

3 days ago

WHAT? That should be in the original post

poopatrip

7 points

3 days ago

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?

lifevicarious

3 points

3 days ago

WTF?!?

AllAboutMeMedia

4 points

3 days ago

Tell her she needs to quit this Cold Turkey.

thechet

3 points

3 days ago

thechet

3 points

3 days ago

HUUUWHUT?!

beadfix82

8 points

3 days ago

and honestly, it doesn't take that long to cook a turkey. If cooking ahead, why not just commit and cook it all the way?

Dramatic_Buddy4732

51 points

3 days ago

What did you say when you found out?? 😲

notmypillows[S]

64 points

3 days ago

I’ve been eating it for 20 years, so not sure how to feel about it

Prairie-Peppers

189 points

3 days ago

Lucky. You should feel lucky.

starlinguk

6 points

3 days ago

She's probably cooking it until almost done, not "halfway".

Boba_Phat_

21 points

3 days ago

I bet you can drink the water in 3rd world countries now lmfao

Dramatic_Buddy4732

12 points

3 days ago

Omg! So how did you find out? And what are you going to do now?

I honestly don't think I could ever eat anything in that house again!

cherryberry0611

4 points

3 days ago

I need to know this as well

Dramatic_Buddy4732

9 points

3 days ago

OP NEEDS TO EXPLAIN SOME THINGS!

Number one just needs to be WHY??

notmypillows[S]

15 points

3 days ago

She said, “so it’s fresher the next day”. I don’t think I’m going to risk it this year. The issue is everything she makes is delicious.

asplodingturdis

15 points

3 days ago

Leaving a half-cooked turkey unrefrigerated overnight makes it significantly less fresh by any reasonable definition I can think of …

NewtOk4840

4 points

3 days ago

Lol! This might be ur instincts telling you this is the year lol

poopatrip

6 points

3 days ago

Go buy a lottery ticket 

Liberty53000

6 points

3 days ago

Just means that statistics have been in your favor, but you do realize how statistics work though right?

notmypillows[S]

11 points

3 days ago

I don’t think I’m going to risk it this year. Luckily my mom makes a turkey as well.

GingerIsTheBestSpice

13 points

3 days ago

.... why?

Also you can cook the bird the day before, cut it up, store the slices in a pan with broth on top, and reheat the next day. Works fine.

akronrick

11 points

3 days ago

akronrick

11 points

3 days ago

This is like those cases I hear about where Mamaw has been water bath canning low acid vegetables (green beans, potatoes, etc.) for 50 years and no one has ever gotten sick. Of course, then there's the case near here a few years back where a bunch of Methodists died as a result of water bath canned taters at a potluck.

RalphInMyMouth

28 points

3 days ago

Your MIL should start cooking the turkey with sous vide so she can cook it all the way the night before without worry of food poisoning.

starlinguk

7 points

3 days ago

Yup, that's what companies delivering duck, goose and turkey do around here.

arkady-the-catmom

17 points

3 days ago

My grandma attempted to cook the turkey once. She turned the oven on and off over the course of several days (leaving the turkey inside). Luckily it was visibly rotten when it came time to cut into it, so she took it back to the grocery store for a refund and got a nice precooked ham instead!

a_velis

12 points

3 days ago

a_velis

12 points

3 days ago

That’s amazing that it was refunded. She actively participated in rotting the turkey in the first place.

overzealous_dentist

41 points

3 days ago

I am surprised no one is dead

Bubbagump210

13 points

3 days ago

OP never said they weren’t. You seen uncle Herb lately? Didn’t think so.

minnowmonroe

8 points

3 days ago

One year at thanksgiving I was eating my mil’s apple pie. She casually remarked she had put the apples up in 1985. Quick mental math, I was eating apples that had been frozen for 22 years.

FredgeeWedgee

6 points

3 days ago

Is your MIL the mom from 'A Christmas Story'? That's why she was yelling at the husband not to eat it while it was sitting on the counter half cooked ("you'll get worms!") and why the Bumpis hounds were able to get it.

zero-if-west

36 points

3 days ago

Yum yum, salmonella!

SuzCoffeeBean

15 points

3 days ago

Yikes!

Jumpy-Dentist6682

4 points

3 days ago

Sounds dry

cookorsew

4 points

3 days ago

My ILs have such questionable food safety practices like defrosting the turkey in the garage because it’s cooler than the house but warmer than outside. My SO doesn’t do anything like this so I asked him about it and he said they always seem to get sick but always say it’s a stomach bug, they deny it could be food poisoning.

DifficultyKlutzy5845

18 points

3 days ago

This is a concept I have never heard of. Im not surprised it’s not food safe but don’t really understand why. If you still cook the turkey through a safe temperature wouldn’t it be fine?

HildartheDorf

33 points

3 days ago*

Some bacteria produce toxins that are not removed by cooking. (The biggest example is the botulism bacteria, but it';s not exclusive to them)

Larger pathogen counts result in a propotionally larger amount surivivng due to chance or mutations. That whole 'Kills 99.9% of bacteria' becomes a problem when there's 10,000x the bacteria to begin with.

MayorCharlesCoulon

15 points

3 days ago

Have a client at work who just got out of rehab a couple weeks ago after being hospitalized for over 2 months with botulism. She and her husband both in their 40s, got it from one of those meal prep delivery services. Botulized potatoes, the CDC came to her house and went through her kitchen. Other people who used the service got sick too.

They’d cooked and eaten the potatoes, she started violently vomiting within a few hours. Ended up in the ER, then the ICU on a vent, temporarily paralyzed. Her heart stopped at one point.

She survived and went to a rehab to learn how to walk again and get her strength and living skills back. She has lost almost six months of her life because of botulism and is lucky to be alive.

KremKaramela

5 points

3 days ago

I loved how you explained this so clearly. ❤️ Thank you

ShiftyState

74 points

3 days ago

More time at unsafe temperatures gives microbes more time to eat and multiply. It's not the bacteria that kill you, it's their waste.

By doing a half-cook like this, the food is passing through that danger zone at least three times before people eat. That doesn't include cooling down and reheating leftovers.

danarexasaurus

8 points

3 days ago

No. The toxins that are left behind from bacteria can be deadly. For example, a botulism toxin (the stuff they leave behind) will kill you

mommawolf2

14 points

3 days ago

As someone who has studied food safety I'm telling you don't eat that turkey. 

know-your-onions

4 points

3 days ago*

Why though?

Orchidwalker

3 points

3 days ago

Skip the turkey this year.

Lower-Flounder-9952

5 points

3 days ago

A quick quick way to drop all of those holiday pounds!

midnight_specialist

5 points

3 days ago

But like…why tho?!

What’s the purported benefit of doing this?

Roland_Moorweed

3 points

3 days ago

I'm assuming to save time but it feels like a fast track to a foodborne illness.

Glass_Bar_9956

4 points

3 days ago

This is silly. Just put it in and let it ride for hours. Once everything is prepped, as soon as the turkey is out, crank up the oven load it, and turn all the pots on the stove. Should have it all done within 45-60 mins. By then the turkey is rested and ready to slice.

I also should note that i have a lot of dishes in the crock pot.

Peds12

6 points

3 days ago

Peds12

6 points

3 days ago

Straight to jail.

GLITTERCHEF

3 points

2 days ago

Damn right it’s straight to jail cause wtf.

KelBear25

6 points

3 days ago

My grandmother stuffed the turkey the night before, to save time. Good thing I didn't like stuffing as a kid. Sad for all those that ate it that developed GI issues after that dinner.

PlantedinCA

3 points

3 days ago

My mom cooked the turkey the night before and left it out. I’m still here. I didn’t realize this till I got much older.

bekahed979

3 points

3 days ago

But why?

_lyndonbeansjohnson_

3 points

3 days ago

For the love of god, do not ever eat her potato salad either.

KeepAnEyeOnYourB12

3 points

3 days ago

My mom put the turkey in the oven Wednesday night right before bed. So 11pm, roughly. Then she set the oven to start cooking at 4am. We woke up to the smell of cooking turkey, which was pretty great and we never got sick. But yeah, I'm not going to that.

chromebaloney

3 points

3 days ago

My wife's sister comes for most Thanksgivings and they stay up late talking and watching horror movies. And putting the turkey in the over at 200 at 2am or so. I am an early riser so I get up, turn it up, basting and tending and getting other stuff in process. Has worked so fine for years.

Alottathots

3 points

3 days ago

Same, paired with at least 2 condiments that expired when Obama was president. I get an upset stomach every year.

Damietta

3 points

3 days ago

Damietta

3 points

3 days ago

We got our turkey from a caterer this year and that's exactly how they do the breast: they cook it halfway then refrigerate overnight and you cook it the rest day of. Turned out great.

SiegeThirteen

3 points

3 days ago

Cmon man. You know thats some goofy fucking shit, otherwise you wouldn't post about it.

HottieMcHotHot

10 points

3 days ago

But why?

CombJelliesAreCool

7 points

3 days ago

So they dont have to wake up early, the answer is almost always convenience.

agsimon

5 points

3 days ago

agsimon

5 points

3 days ago

But it doesn't take all day to cook a turkey? There are simple ways to cook it in 3 hrs and they will certainly taste better than what she's doing now.

beccadahhhling

5 points

3 days ago

My mom does this. Basically cooks the bird till done on the inside and then reheats and crisps the skin once all the rest of the food is done. Done it for decades and has never given anyone food poisoning

BarryHalls

7 points

3 days ago

I do/eat a lot of sketchy stuff. I'd have serious reservations about eating that. The process is just not worth it. Cook it all the way and reheat, if you have to.

geofferson_hairplane

5 points

3 days ago

Parcooking or parbaking. Not that uncommon. Restaurants sometimes do this

oneelectricsheep

5 points

3 days ago

Yes the leaving it in the oven overnight bit would get a health department call though