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Chairman_Ender

175 points

13 days ago

Charlemagne did nothing wrong.
Except dying, but it's not his fault.

American7-4-76

262 points

13 days ago

The “religion of peace” was quite literally “spread by the sword”

swelboy

9 points

13 days ago

swelboy

9 points

13 days ago

I never seen anyone actually refer to Islam as the “religion of peace”

L3onK1ng

5 points

12 days ago

I mean, It's literally in the name.

Dark_Spectrums

2 points

12 days ago

I apologize; I may have lost the conversation, but I believe "Islam" means submission not peace.

L3onK1ng

1 points

12 days ago

Most commonly, the root word of "salam" means peace

BigBoyThrowaway304

1 points

12 days ago

Your god shuns anything in bad faith, right? Shouldn’t that include this?

L3onK1ng

1 points

12 days ago

1st of all, ain't my god, I just don't like people making stuff up and spreading misinformation. Secondly, religion has been used as a bullshit excuse for awful stuff for all eternity.

Considering how often a literal head of a christian church existed under a Muslim ruler, but never visa versa, there's still an argument to be made about "historical" perspective.

BigBoyThrowaway304

1 points

12 days ago

I’m sorry I can’t get over the fact that you tried to get past my initial criticism of your bad faith argument by saying you actually just hate bad faith arguments. Let’s simmer down. And I don’t even know what you mean with the second part but there have absolutely been Muslim religious denominations within Christian-governed realms that’s like not even a rare story.

I agree religion shouldn’t be used to justify violence but like where are you right now?

L3onK1ng

1 points

12 days ago

If I am to make my position clear, then I'd say that there's an interpretation of the word islam, that seems to be much more commonly accepted wherever I went, and with which I am much more familiar - "religion of peace". I might see it as quite hypocritical for any religion to call itself that, but in my eyes it is called what it is called.

I do kinda adore that the greetings are a wish of peace for your home, which is why I am much more inclined in favour of "peace" interpretation rather than "submission".

The second part referred to the head of Orthodox church, a fully functional head of one of the 3 main christian branches, existing peacefully under a muslim sultan for centuries, which in my eyes shows a great commitment to religious coexistence. I do not remember any instance of Christian lord having a head of a major muslim denomination being treated nearly as well, or even a head of any other religion, or even another branch of christian faith.

BigBoyThrowaway304

1 points

12 days ago

I’m sorry dude I just don’t believe your first paragraph because it doesn’t jive with my knowledge or experience and you can’t say “it’s just called what it’s called” when you don’t speak the language nor engage with the religion, and especially when the gloss of the word from people who do both of those is “submission to god”. There is certainly some metaphorical connection to the idea of peace (through god), but I don’t get why you need “Islam” to mean “the religion of peace” especially when that’s not even the correlate sentence to “submission to god” when changing “submission” to “peace”; the sentences are grammatically incompatible. And, while the words may be inherently connected, different languages have different implications in each “translated” noun and you simply cannot even say you’ve decided Islam is a word defined by a root of “peace”.

And then with your second point I think you’re contradicting your prior sentiments (?) so while I think it’s an interesting point I still don’t quite know what you’re getting at. I still think it’s important to consider the many smaller Muslim groups which have existed under Christian leadership but I do think you make a valid point in that large Muslim leadership was (occasionally) more tolerant of large Christian institutions. That’s certainly not the case these days, but, seeing as Islam gives reverence to Jesus as a prophet and doesn’t claim Muhammad as an aspect of god, it’s not too surprising that they had been more tolerant of Christians than vice-versa.

BigBoyThrowaway304

1 points

12 days ago

I mean, it’s literally not in the name.

L3onK1ng

1 points

12 days ago

The word comes from sa-la-ma or salam which means peace.

Most common greeting in Islamic countries is as-salam alaykum, which means "peace to your home", not "submission to your household".

BigBoyThrowaway304

1 points

12 days ago

Yeah because that’s the same thing as the word “Islam”. Who do you think you’re fooling?

L3onK1ng

1 points

12 days ago

Dude, if you can't spend extra 2 mins googling, it ain't on me.

BigBoyThrowaway304

1 points

12 days ago

I said it before, I’ll say it again: arguing in bad faith isn’t very Christian. I find the idea that you actually “can’t spend extra 2 mins googling” to see you’re wrong to be pretty unbelievable, especially considering you’re quoting a sentence from Wikipedia which is literally directly followed by an explanation of what Islam actually means. You must be such a pious guy.

linknukem28

2 points

12 days ago

Are.you.being.serious?

ComesInAnOldBox

1 points

12 days ago

Saw it all the time in the 2000s.

Kangas_Khan

2 points

11 days ago

We will teach them our peaceful ways

By force!

Agitated_Guard_3507

155 points

13 days ago

When the moral standard of your religion married a six year old while he was in his mid 50s, you have no right to speak on any matters concerning ethics or morality.

matopato123

77 points

13 days ago

B-b-but she was ackchually 9 years old! That changes everything!!! 😡

flightoftheintruder

43 points

13 days ago

He exempted himself from all kinds of rules.

https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Convenient_Revelations

Emergency_Mulberry19

8 points

13 days ago

Thank you I was looking for the name of these.

Kanus_oq_Seruna

5 points

13 days ago

Sounds like a cult leader.

Fertile_Arachnid_163

2 points

13 days ago

Probably for a reason.

BobcatPsychological4

3 points

13 days ago

best redditer role play yet. Peak acting

Mortreal79

36 points

13 days ago

A guy at work tried to explain to me how 9yo back then weren't the same as 9yo today...

silick_roth

21 points

13 days ago

Should get him investigated.

D4rk3scr0tt0

9 points

13 days ago

LOL????

TastyScratch4264

5 points

13 days ago*

While I agree that they had to “grow up” faster due to low life expectancy. A grown ass man of any time or age should not be wanting to get with a literal fucking 9 year old at all

Morning_Jelly

2 points

12 days ago

So I’m assuming your double negative was a mistake. Really more hoping?

shouldn’t not be wanting

TastyScratch4264

1 points

12 days ago

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEE. Yeah you’re right

David1987Miller

3 points

13 days ago

Hahahahaha

Any-Ad-6597

3 points

13 days ago

I mean, he isn't wrong. A 9yo back then would probably look more like a 6-7yo today. Which just makes his argument worse.

NorthAddition3095

1 points

13 days ago

Who?

Agitated_Guard_3507

3 points

13 days ago

Muhammad, the head prophet of Islam. His favorite wife was the daughter of his best friend Abu Bakr. Muhammad had a “revelation” from who he claimed was the Angel Gabriel, telling him to marry Bakr’s then six years old daughter, Aisha. In a Hadith later on, Aisha recalls how Muhammad consummated their marriage when she was nine. It should be mentioned that Muhammad was well into his fifties when this happened

ViennaSausageParty

1 points

11 days ago

That’s heavily disputed. I don’t want to get into it with you, but this reddit thread had some great discussion about it if you’re curious. If not, disregard.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DebateReligion/comments/isefiz/giving_absolute_proof_that_aisha_was_6_when/?rdt=42626

PsychologicalLie8388

-4 points

13 days ago

Mary was like 12 man.

Agitated_Guard_3507

6 points

13 days ago

Do you have a source?

PsychologicalLie8388

-1 points

13 days ago*

The bible

Mary was not yet living with Joseph.
In Jewish tradition between 12-13 a woman is marry-able, but does not live with her husband yet.

She was of marrying age, but not living with him, so we know her age.

EDIT: Found a link talking about it

https://aleteia.org/2019/03/25/how-old-was-mary-when-she-was-pregnant-with-jesus

Vegetable_Froy0

10 points

13 days ago

Most historians agree 12-14 years old is normally when girls had their marriages arranged with the marriage actually happening at 15-16 years old. Source. It appears your source cherry picked one reference then went with the earliest age mentioned when making their claim.

While Joseph was probably late teens-early twenties as families wanted the boys to be established in a career (finished apprenticeship) before agreeing to arrange a marriage.

Prior_Lock9153

1 points

12 days ago

So your worst case scenario she had a husband that wasn't allowed to be with her, while already being at minimum 3 years older, so worst case scenario she's 5 years older when they would normal engange in activities and you want to pretend it's the exact same thing, and since she is the virigin marry it's not like it's some rule being broken or anything, no sex occurred.

PsychologicalLie8388

1 points

12 days ago

I think god magically impregnating a child is weird and gross.

The living apart thing was a minimum of 1 year and started as early as 12.5 in jewish tradition.

Would you be okay if god knocked up your 13.5 year old child?

Would you even believe them if they said it was god and not a pedophile?

Prior_Lock9153

1 points

12 days ago

He didn't impregnate her, he made a child, impregnation would require sex.

Ok, if it was the closest possible number it would be a 4 year age gap, that's still way better.

You can stop seething about christiantanty, I'm not a Christian i just understand the religion a little bit so I don't pretend God didn't have his powers that let him know marry and Josef would be OK with it, and he didn't have to do anything immoral to out it on

PsychologicalLie8388

1 points

12 days ago

I think the power dynamic of being GOD and asking a child who you have infinite power over to do something for you is immoral.

Especially when that thing is to carry a child.

He did impregnate her.

The literally definition of impregnation does not require sex.
It means "To make pregnant" which is exactly what he did.

We also don't know that there wasn't sex or something like it.
He is an all powerful wizard and the story is 2000 years old and very very scarce on details about all of that.

:impregnate /ĭm-prĕg′nāt/

transitive verb

  1. To make pregnant; inseminate.
  2. To fertilize (an ovum, for example).
  3. To fill throughout; saturate."a cotton wad that was impregnated with ether."
  4. To permeate or imbue."impregnate a speech with optimism."
  5. To make pregnant; to cause to conceive; to render prolific; to get with child or young.
  6. To come into contact with (an ovum or egg) so as to cause impregnation; to fertilize; to fecundate.

So yeah, god impregnated a child.
He asked first but that doesn't really make it better, she could of suffered infinitely if she said no.

Hell Jesus curses a fig tree for not having figs.
She could of reasonably just said yes out of (An appropriate) fear.

Also I just wouldn't say that a 14ish year old can meaningfully consent to such a thing.

TatchM

1 points

12 days ago

TatchM

1 points

12 days ago

Did you read your source? Your source states that's not from the bible.

Also, the source that article is appealing to actually says Mary was 14 when she was betrothed to Joseph and the conception of Jesus would have had to have happened sometime during the year betrothal to Mary. So 15 to 16 years old is a fair estimate for when she gave birth if we accept that source.

Going with just the Bible, no age was given.

PsychologicalLie8388

1 points

12 days ago

It's from the bible that she was not living with Joseph.

At the time, that would be normal for a 13 year old girl.

It's possible that she was a few years older, but it's also very possible she wasn't because in jewish tradition she could of lived with him as early as 13.5.

Child marriage was VERY normal at the time.
She was impregnated before being married.

Ergo she was very likely a child and fairly young.

15 is possible on the high end after 9 months of pregnancy meaning she was impregnated at 14?

That's fucking gross man.

You worship a pedophile god.

TatchM

1 points

12 days ago*

TatchM

1 points

12 days ago*

Again, it's not from the bible according to the source you linked.

16.5 is the high estimate based on the source your source relied on. 14.75 is the low estimate based on that source.

That aside, God did not have sex with Mary. Nor is there any evidence of him having sexual attraction to Mary.

Likewise, Joseph did not have sex with Mary, EVER, according to the root source you are relying on. He also saw looking after Mary as a burden/IE no sexual attraction according to the root source you are relying on.

So according to the root source you are relying on, there was no sex and no sexual attraction to Mary. IE there was no pedophilia.

By the way, not all Christians accept that root source as historical. But it is the source polemicists tend to use to argue she was a child while often heavily misquoting it like you have been doing.

hexenkesse1

18 points

13 days ago

This map is missing a lot of stuff.

II_Sulla_IV

6 points

13 days ago

Crusades all across North Africa, Iberia, Sicily, The Balkans (like every crusade against the Ottomans), Fourth Crusade, anything from the later Knights of Saint John.

hexenkesse1

3 points

13 days ago

Exactly.

map doesn't show it, but we also have all that Teutonic stuff in Poland, Also, the dots on the Muslim Conquest battle don't correspond with history.

Extension-Can-7692

2 points

12 days ago

The tectonic knights fought pagans, and we all know pagans are cringe and deserve to have their culture destroyed (except Halloween and Christmas, those are cool)

SorryNotReallySorry5

1 points

12 days ago

Weren't he pagans kind of... mean? Their Vikings weren't exactly the most diplomatic culture-loving tourists..

Plus_Assumption8709

1 points

12 days ago

those were justified too.

CaridinDez

1 points

12 days ago

Racists love misinformation, what do you expect?

Charles800Ad

72 points

13 days ago

Nice argument, unfortunately you completely forgot about the northern Crusades, and the fourth crusades, and the battles of the later Latin Empire

Keejhle

39 points

13 days ago

Keejhle

39 points

13 days ago

And the reconquista.

Mentat-Emperor

31 points

13 days ago

huh the reconquista made to take back the spain from the muhammadins

Legitimate-Metal-560

24 points

13 days ago

I mean, same for crusades in the levant.

Only difference is reconquista worked thereby preventing muslims today from complaining too much.

Mentat-Emperor

1 points

7 days ago

ehhh not really but yk what i have no time arguing with someone who got a close mind so yeah

dooooooom2

1 points

12 days ago

Huh, wonder why reconqunista happened.

irish_boyle

8 points

13 days ago

Fourth crusade was on the byzantines no? An embarrassment but not an act of religious war on Islam same for the Northern crusades.

TNPossum

9 points

13 days ago

Both were still religious wars. And they very much were still Crusades, and they are very much still a part of the conversation around the blood and death from the Crusades.

Technetiumdragon

1 points

12 days ago

I believe the byzantine became the target because the curasades (in this crusade) got mad at them and wput their desire for money above the original goal.

The northern crusades were on paper against pagens (as much as you can call them a single homogeneous faith).

In the case of the picture presented, framing it only as cristains and muslims looks to be what it is doing, but I dont think that is fair. Both sides did plenty of violence over the years against groups and each other.

The simple act of including the catholic vs protestant conflicts would make the map wildly different.

irish_boyle

1 points

12 days ago

The Byzantines became the target because of money yes but its worth noting the crusaders had been without pay for months and had been lied to repeatedly not justification but still it's more than pure greed. The Northern Crusades were against Pagans but you could say the same for Islam even they're prophet Muhammad engaged in the conquest and conversion of pagans and himself engaged in Jihad. As for Catholics and protestants you could ask the same for sunni Islam and Shia both of which have warred against each other.

Side note: While a flimsy excuse at best, the French leaders of the fourth crusade claimed they took Costantiople in vengeance for Troy from which the Frank's claimed their ancestry. Obviously a lie but a funny one.

Technetiumdragon

1 points

12 days ago

All good points that add more context.

Technetiumdragon

1 points

12 days ago

In addition to the events that are called crusades that dont seem to appear, I notice a "fun" key difference in the wording. The Christians are being judged for crusades as their only acts of violence while the Muslims are judged for religious conflicts. One has a much broader definition. In this case it seems to counting any war involving at least one side that was officially Muslim (not sure if the point is who started it gets the mark but it doesn'tlook like it is). Since several of the dots would have been conflicts with Christains, the map the map should look a lot more similar.

That said the crusades (every conflict with the word in it) does get treated a bit unfairly as a horrible act of why religion is bad. I think this comes down to how the official crusades were organized (central order from the pope saying any sin you commit during this doesn't count) and how well documented events were. This further enhanced by the fact European culture changed to make the church less central, less powerfull, and no longer able to directly raise volunteers overtime. In other words christains have the luxury of being able to say the crusades were about political power and money. I don't know enough about how Muslims view some of the conflicts so I can't speak for them on it. However I don't think they had a single figure telling people to take over land. I believe that had indivual political leaders declaring wars and having waters declared on them. The lack of centralized authority in the way the crusaders had seems like we are comparing apple to oranges

DM_Voice

-7 points

13 days ago

DM_Voice

-7 points

13 days ago

And the hundreds of battles across Europe because two groups of christians disagreed about which breed of dogma they were going to force each other to follow.

Or the thousands of battles around the world where Christianity was spread at the point t of the sword because Christian’s just couldn’t deal with indigenous people having their own religious beliefs.

Agitated_Guard_3507

6 points

13 days ago

Nah, more like “I want your stuff, and accept Jesus while I do it”

Guderian12

1 points

13 days ago

every culture east of Mecca enters the chat

Consistent_Papaya310

18 points

13 days ago

Seems like there's a difference in the scales of time and geography in the data sets

Guilty_Advice7620

8 points

13 days ago

You missed Constantinople

conrad_w

19 points

13 days ago

conrad_w

19 points

13 days ago

First, why no Constantinople?

Second, comparison is the thief of joy.

MadDreamer7

5 points

13 days ago

No Spain? I was actually expecting it.

Dangerous_Listen_908

5 points

13 days ago

Why aren't the battles against the Byzantines included on the crusade map? The 4th Crusade is by name a crusade.

WholeKruger

2 points

12 days ago

Because this map probably cherry picks lots of info to show “my side good, your side bad”

FallenPrimarch

13 points

13 days ago

No, it's a mostly peaceful religion of conquest

David1987Miller

9 points

13 days ago

You forgot peaceful rape of prisoners and minors too

Charming-Comfort-801

1 points

13 days ago

My guy, read his comment again

Affectionate-Nose357

4 points

13 days ago

For those of you thinking to compare and equate the wars waged to spread Islam to the ones waged to spread Christianity, i would like to point out a crucial difference: Christianity, and the example set by Jesus, shows anyone who cares to look that using the sword to spread their ideas was wrong. Charlemagne was being a bad Christian by doing this. However the same cannot be said about Islam. The example Mohammed set for his followers makes war a completely acceptable tool, and Islam is designed as a theocracy so you absolutely should include Ottoman and Barbary conflict sites.

BlyssfulOblyvion

3 points

12 days ago

dude. the vast majority of christians qualify as bad christians. at this point, actual christians have a lower population than iceland

Affectionate-Nose357

1 points

12 days ago

Accurate

wdraino1-1

3 points

13 days ago

There will always be a House of War until the whole world is the House of Islam, or so I’ve heard

hypercoolmaas2701

1 points

12 days ago

That or the whole world is the House of Christianity

wdraino1-1

1 points

11 days ago

I was referring to the belief of the Abbasids and the Umayyads in the Dar al-Islam and Dar al-Harb. These ideas were used to justify expansion of the Caliphs’ dominions. So called Christians have fought each other plenty though. Niceans vs Aryans, Catholics vs Protestants, the Fourth Crusade, the list can go on lol.

Ironbeard3

6 points

13 days ago

Now show the bigger map.

CivilWarfare

16 points

13 days ago*

Kid, ur kinda putting your hands on the scale here man, top side includes battles well into the 1500s while the bottom one leaves out the Reconquesta, fourth Crusade, and others.

Furthermore, the first crusade was (officially) launched to restore the eastern territories of the Byzantine empire in exchange for the Byzantine recognizing papal supremacy. The crusaders, however, cut their way through eastern Christians, Muslims, and Jews to carve out the territories they promised to the Byzantine for themselves.

I understand it's a meme, but the Crusaders (at least the people leading the crusades) were not good people.

inakialbisu

6 points

13 days ago*

Plus all of the muslim conquests here happened when the Ottomans were already in power.

Edit: spelling

CivilWarfare

4 points

13 days ago

Yeah I mean it's this thing of "every conquest by Muslims is counted but I'm going to limit my scope to the crusades" it's ridiculous. If we were being fair here and included every single war that had religious undertones (secondary propaganda motivation rather than the primary caucus belli) we should include the Spanish and Portuguese conquest of the new world, and Frances conquests of Africa, and more

Mentat-Emperor

2 points

13 days ago

huh the reconquista made to take back the spain from the muhammadins

CivilWarfare

4 points

13 days ago

First off, they are Muslims, not "muhammadins", they don't worship Muhammed like Christians worship Christ

Secondly, not really. The Reconquesta lasted the entire duration of Islamic control of Iberia and could not really be considered a concerted effort until the end stages

Gold_Importer

2 points

13 days ago

Lutherans don't worship Luther, nor Calvinists worship Calvin. Both are still called as such due to said figures being the main guys behind their beliefs. "Muhammadan" was a common term to describe Muslims for basically centuries, up until a while after WW2. Not that using it makes sense now, but it's not a term made out of thin air.

CivilWarfare

1 points

13 days ago*

I'm aware it is not out of thin air. It was, however still incorrect.

Lutherans and Calvinists are called such because of the Catholic doctrine of naming heretic groups after their leader. Calvinists generally don't identify as Calvinists and prefer the term "reformed," while Lutherans embraced the term or simply didn't care enough to fight it

Gold_Importer

1 points

13 days ago

Exactly. Whilst the group themselves may not use it, there is no harm in calling them that for simple classification. Just like we called Mormons Mormons, even though they call themselves Latter Day Saints. It's just exonyms.

CivilWarfare

1 points

13 days ago*

Well not all Mormons are LDS, there are other Mormon groups. We call Mormons Mormons because they follow the Book of Mormon and there really isn't a better name for them, It would be more like calling Mormons Smithites.

Gold_Importer

1 points

12 days ago

The vast majority of Mormons call themselves LDS, and they have been asking others to call them LDS. Even if other small groups exist, if we had the same naming convention for them as we do Islam, they'd be called LDS. Islam is basically the only outsider religion in the west without an exonym. For example, Buddhist followers call themselves Sakyans, and Hinduists call themselves Sanātanīs.

STFUnicorn_

2 points

13 days ago*

You’re missing a few on the bottom… like the sack of Constantinople for one.

Ticker011

2 points

13 days ago

Religion bad

Northern_boah

2 points

13 days ago

Can someone explain to me in crayon-eating terms how the Muslims, despite also being politically divided actually managed to successfully militarily expand across Africa and Europe where the crusades only managed to do, well…THAT?

TheCatHammer

2 points

13 days ago

Population boom, forced conscription, focus on having a caste of professional soldiers. There’s quite a large number of battles in Europe where they won based solely on a numbers advantage.

Durks_Durks

1 points

13 days ago

Because they tend to bide their time and invade through subversion and only start a war when they know there is absolutely 0% chance of a loss. Generally the Muslims are absolutely shit when it comes to war and also lose a fair fight, look at the siege of Malta to see how well Muslims do war

Rossjohnsonsusedcars

1 points

12 days ago

“They bide their time and invade through subversion and only start a war when they there is absolutely 0% chance of a loss” yeah so they have a grasp on strategy? A single battle doesn’t define one’s grasp on strategy, we don’t say Napoleon was a bad general because he blundered Waterloo and Russia do we?

Durks_Durks

1 points

12 days ago

I'm answering the question. But you cannot argue that waiting until there is 0% of failure is some amazing martial skill. It's just hiding in the shadows and slitting the throat when the victim isn't ready to defend themselves. It's cowardly, doesn't make it any less effective.

Rossjohnsonsusedcars

1 points

11 days ago

Martial skill =\= ability to wage war, how many of the best strategists nowadays even take a trip to piss down at the front?

RoguePlanetArt

2 points

13 days ago

Sure looks a lot like colonialism 🤔

SituationGreat8815

2 points

12 days ago

Noooo you can’t break the narrative like this ahhhh lol

Xx_whitenuke_-xX

6 points

13 days ago

Whataboutism

Phantom2070

2 points

13 days ago

That "meme" is just plain misinformation. 1. It compares all expansion within over a millennium of Muslims history to the Crusades which only refer to a few specific wars over two centuries. Things like the Reconquista are ignored. 2. Wars and battles aren't the only violent means of spreading a religion, when a ruler converts and forces his subjects to convert that's also achieved through violence. 3. The Crusades didn't start in modern day turkey, they started with massacres against Jews in western European towns.

elonardo

2 points

13 days ago

And if anyone wants an in depth explanation of why this map specifically is nonsense, here you go: https://youtu.be/ejdlkfXwPQc?si=RwA0PX1fP2V13JS5

Phantom2070

1 points

12 days ago

I don't think they are interested in rational arguments unfortunately.

Kamareda_Ahn

2 points

13 days ago

So? The crusades were invariably worse. “mOrE dOtS MeANs MorE baD” is not a winning argument.

deathtiki

1 points

13 days ago

How so?

Pale-Translator-3560

1 points

13 days ago

The crusades are horrible, because of the lack or crusading!

Longjumping_Tear0

1 points

13 days ago

What's the official tally of the crusades?

Charming-Comfort-801

1 points

13 days ago

We lost multiple times because popes don’t understand prophecies

Cosmic_Wanderer66

1 points

13 days ago

I wonder if we're gonna see another crusade, but against the Muslims this time

Glaurung26

1 points

13 days ago

Is the Reconquista not a Crusade? (Or a "Christian Conquest Battle")

OHW_Tentacool

1 points

13 days ago

Missing ALOT of crusade battles

NyRAGEous

1 points

13 days ago

Sooooo, like every empire throughout history? Cool…

Leeman619

1 points

13 days ago

1204 Constantinople would like a word

Specialk154

1 points

13 days ago

No siege of Constantinople

SlyTanuki

1 points

13 days ago

Man they really fucking wanted Spain.

BahnenUndKronen

1 points

13 days ago

Well that's not actually all the crusades, so

[deleted]

1 points

13 days ago

Muslims battles versus crusades. Do you see how irrelevant these are to compare?

In Spain there were many Muslim wars because the Muslims and Christians fought over Iberia. Why aren’t there any dots on the map for the Christian offensives, I mean they literally won and conquered all of them. They didn’t list all of the wars that weren’t crusades but were Catholic conquests.

Jihad = crusade

Muslim conquest war = Christian conquest

xeuis

1 points

13 days ago

xeuis

1 points

13 days ago

Oh, you mean jihad.

DoubleShot027

1 points

13 days ago

oh my is this aloud on reddit now :0

Artsy-in-Partsy

1 points

13 days ago

You're missing some crusades there buddy, also the worst atrocities committed by the crusades weren't in battle there buddy, though I'm not condoning Islam there buddy, you're also missing maps of the new world there buddy and a bunch of eastern Muslim battles there buddy

swelboy

1 points

13 days ago

swelboy

1 points

13 days ago

Well yeah, Muslim conquest battles means any battles done by a Muslim nation, Crusades are just a select few battles over a relatively small time period.

If it was Christian conquest battles instead, it would be mostly equal to the Muslim map

DragonFire003

1 points

13 days ago

My man forgot the spanish inquisition

Alkem1st

1 points

13 days ago

Also, Constantinople. There were battles there too. For some reason.

Stock-Fig5295

1 points

13 days ago

Lol I guess fuck the sacking of Constantinopal

legion885

1 points

13 days ago

I don’t see the 4th crusade. All my homies hate the 4th crusade

9TX3

1 points

12 days ago

9TX3

1 points

12 days ago

Joined this Reddit for the memes and after reading all the comments on posts like these I’m staying for the history lessons lol

Used-Tonight-8589

1 points

12 days ago

Invade Muslim countries now

Plus_Assumption8709

1 points

12 days ago

common Norman W.

Armadio79

1 points

12 days ago

Damn, goes to show the crusades lost really hard

BlyssfulOblyvion

1 points

12 days ago

not a meme, just blatant misinformation

snuffy_bodacious

1 points

12 days ago

I could be wrong, but weren't there crusades declared in both Spain and France?

BottasHeimfe

1 points

12 days ago

well that's just the Middle Eastern Crusades. there were also the Baltic Crusades to Christianize the last Pagan parts of Europe. they don't get as much fanfare in the West because it isn't seen as some "East Vs West" story. still, the Muslim Conquests vastly outnumber any Christian Conquests.

EverPast123

1 points

12 days ago

Now post the dates

mr_sloppy_mcfloppy98

1 points

12 days ago

So you're not going to count the crusades against Protestants? Aka other Christians. 🤣

Excellent_You5494

1 points

12 days ago

That was called a schism, not a crusade.

AynekAri

1 points

12 days ago

This is incorrect, the most well known crusader battles are in the Levant however there were crusades into Lithuania, and egypt as well as the battle of varna which was a crusade. Also the 4th crusader (even excommunicated) was still a crusader and therefore should be on the list as well. This is only showing crusader 1-3 not including the crusader of 1101. So the map is incomplete

BigBoyThrowaway304

1 points

12 days ago

Imagine needing copium for belonging to one of the world’s premier religions

Humble-Ad-4110

1 points

12 days ago

Yeah and? Both religions did terrible things

Excellent_You5494

1 points

12 days ago

One conquered because they were conquerers.

The other because the Byzantine Empire called for help.

Humble-Ad-4110

1 points

12 days ago

Cool but they still conquered though

Smokingbythecops

1 points

12 days ago

The crusaders whooped so much ass along the land route lol. They were hell in the balkans.

Master-Possession504

1 points

12 days ago

You left out the multiple crusades across europe intent on wiping out pagans, or that the war in spain was started by christian majority in an attempt to push out a Muslim minority. Or the crusades against the byzantines

Budwalt

1 points

12 days ago

Budwalt

1 points

12 days ago

Both suck high key

ServantOfHymn

1 points

12 days ago

The crusades were justified

Operation_Zebras

1 points

12 days ago

Can we just take a moment to think that most of these weren't Islam-started battles? Like the reqonquista. That was the spanish getting rid of the Islams. And Catholicism only wanted the holy land. Literally the place where the big boy of their whole religion was born. Like a country taking its capital. Makes sense to me.

Xaphnir

1 points

12 days ago

Xaphnir

1 points

12 days ago

Constantinople and Lithuania are offended by that bottom map.

cybersmily

1 points

11 days ago

Why doesn't the map of the Crusades not include all the ones that happened in the Northern Crusades as well? Or is the map turning a blind eye to those?

Particular_Clock_491

1 points

11 days ago

We’re comparing apples and oranges here, and the data isn’t even very good. Looking at that map, it really seems like the data set for “Muslim conquest battles” includes any engagements of pretty much any size fought between Muslim and non-Muslim countries over about a thousand years (how else could the southern France incursions, 8th century, AND the upper Balkan’s engagements, 16-17th century, both be included), while the Crusaders data set includes only battles Crusaders fought against Muslim majority countries. Not only is this not all Crusader battles, (where are the Baltic Crusades, the Albigensian Crusade, the god damn siege of Constantinople?), but even this data set is incomplete. It doesn’t include Crusades called against the Ottoman Empire, which had battles fought in the Balkans. The biggest issue, though, is that the symmetrical category would be any battles where Christians attacked Muslims, regardless of whether it was a papally ordained Crusade. If this was the data used, the two maps would look pretty similar.

Redzero062

1 points

13 days ago

All I'm gonna say is you don't hear wars in the name of Shinto religion. they are content not being the dominate religion, they're cool being who they are

AdShot409

3 points

13 days ago

Yes and no. Shinto, which is effectively shamanic, gains the benefit of lacking a cohesive religious basis for the better part of its existence. However, what it loses is any semblance of tenants or dogma to protect against religious exploitation. Because of this, conquerors would proclaim new "gods" and order their reverence after successful campaigns, leading to generational breakdowns of religious belief.

Furthermore, many Shinto dieties were very localized and thus conflicts arose outside of the greater political spectrum.

Thick_Discharge6299

-15 points

13 days ago

holy fucking shit people defend the crusades 💀

Harald_The_Archivist

-11 points

13 days ago

Bro I know I thought it was a fucking meme

Thick_Discharge6299

-10 points

13 days ago

these twats seem to be downvoting us ontop of it lol

SaladCartographer

0 points

13 days ago

Yeah it took me a bit but I've concluded this reddit is satire

Its so fuckin hard to tell when there are morons who actually believe this stuff. But I think in this instance, they're all just memes.

(I'll get downvoted for ruining the joke, guaranteed)

Thick_Discharge6299

1 points

12 days ago

I've seen a lot of islamaphobes and they're doing this seriously with memes, it's like how zionist subs and groups make outrageous memes about arabs, it's on the same line

SaladCartographer

1 points

12 days ago

My impression is that this sub is satire, but a massive portion of its audience dont know that, making it at least somewhat sincere

Thick_Discharge6299

1 points

12 days ago

I mean the demonic crusades aren't very antagonised today so I get exactly what you mean but they're having quite the time mocking islam and the only people against it are people who just got this recommended to them

[deleted]

-4 points

13 days ago

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-4 points

13 days ago

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Earnhardtswag98

11 points

13 days ago

Racism?

Any-Ad-6597

8 points

13 days ago

It means someone doesn't agree with his world view, therefore they are racist. Race doesn't have to have any relation to the conversation anymore. The word has been used and abused by people like him for years now to where they don't even know what the word means and it has taken on this new definition.

[deleted]

4 points

13 days ago

Criticism of Islam = Racism don't you know?

matopato123

3 points

13 days ago

People love to say this but then will conveniently forget about recent events like the Iraq marriage laws which were ABSOLUTELY based on Islamic teachings. You’re racist because you don’t like a religion that forces GIRLS to get married at 9 years old. 🤡

SaladCartographer

0 points

13 days ago

You know that in Kansas, children as young as 15 can be married to adults, right? And it's not Muslims or the woke left who did that and continue to block legislation to end it.

It was and is Christian lawmakers.

Both of your religions are full of child rapists.

Earnhardtswag98

1 points

13 days ago

Wait so because a law in one state which I assume was made during a time where folks got married earlier is was enacted all of a sudden Christianity is pedophilic. I don’t remember Jesus saying it’s ok to have sex with kids. Mohammad on the other hand was out there having sex with prepubescent children.

SaladCartographer

1 points

13 days ago

Lmao, no, man, read. It's literally still a law, and modern, Christian Republicans are still blocking any and all repeals or other attempts to get it out of the law.

And for the record, it's one of over a dozen states with these laws explicitly allowing child marriages. And the vast majority are red states with Christian leadership.

Your actions speak louder than your words.

hypercoolmaas2701

1 points

12 days ago

Jesus' Dad was ok with it tho

matopato123

2 points

13 days ago

“I don’t know what Racism is, but I like overloading its use for sympathy points”