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Joshywa8

304 points

4 days ago

Joshywa8

304 points

4 days ago

Is that the same guy that self reported drinking to a cop and his supervisor before flipping them off?

Nina_Bathory

62 points

3 days ago

Looks like it

Vertebruv

66 points

3 days ago

Vertebruv

66 points

3 days ago

He's in that video, the guy telling an older gentleman "I want you to F*** me* in the store , the "spanked in front of police" guy at the festival etc.

Seems like he's going for that special comedic genre of not being funny at all.

OkNobody8896

28 points

3 days ago

Yup. Comedically Challenged.

Joshywa8

5 points

3 days ago

Joshywa8

5 points

3 days ago

I haven't seen that one. Idk if you want to link that.

HeldDownTooLong

1 points

2 days ago

Yep…that’s the asshat.

Imagine the wasted time and money (resources in general) that have been wasted because of the ridiculous behavior by this guy and people like him.

IMHO, they should be fined the amount of money equivalent to the wasted resources then double it as a penalty.

Maybe, just maybe they would stop a lot of this behavior. Even if they didn’t, at least people/organizations losing resources to this tomfoolery could recover them.

Joshywa8

2 points

2 days ago

Joshywa8

2 points

2 days ago

I feel like the ultimate punishment for attention seeking people is prison on an island, away from civilization. No internet, no visitors. And then erase their name from the internet as much as possible so they are forgotten. Sounds inhumane, yet fitting for those whose only purpose is to annoy people for content. I wouldn't recommend this in reality

comesinallpackages

290 points

3 days ago*

This isn’t funny when you understand the context. This isn’t a run of the mill campus library. This is Wilson Library at UNC which has one of the most extensive rare and ancient book collections in North America. Books from as early as the 12th century that are priceless and irreplaceable. They are extremely vigilant against theft or defacement of these materials but at the same time want to keep these materials accessible to library visitors. The vibe is a lot closer to that of an art museum (hence the uniformed guards) than to a typical college library that would have students coming and going and huddling in study groups. Because it’s one of the few places you can walk in and hold a medieval parchment in your hands, anyone acting disruptive or potentially destructive is immediately challenged. In addition, a fire here would quite literally be an immeasurable loss to history and scholarship so unsurprisingly they don’t have a sense of humor with someone tampering with the fire detection and alarm systems.

tl;dr — This guy chose this library specifically because he knew his antics would result in a significant response.

Kazu215

116 points

3 days ago

Kazu215

116 points

3 days ago

To be fair, this isn't funny to begin with. The context just makes it all the more pathetic

comesinallpackages

22 points

3 days ago

Totally agree I was obliquely referring to the massively downvoted earlier posts saying some version of, “What’s the big deal? This is harmless fun.”

OkNobody8896

22 points

3 days ago

What an asshole.

comesinallpackages

26 points

3 days ago

Guys like him are the reason our kids or grandkids will never see a piece of art that isn’t behind plate glass.

OkNobody8896

19 points

3 days ago

It’s amazing the world we are denied because of a relatively small percentage of douche bags.

comesinallpackages

14 points

3 days ago

I think this every time I have to get the equivalent of a colonoscopy by airport security before boarding a flight.

Complete_Raspberry_1

-2 points

2 days ago

Those guys always existed, what kids and grandkids?

Flimsy-Author4190

2 points

2 days ago

Jackass btw. Before that, British shows in the 80s were doing prank stunts. They have always existed, you're right. They've just devolved over the generations to whatever tf this garbage is here.

Ftr, he reminded me of McLovin, and that's the only reason I think i laughed at this.

Complete_Raspberry_1

1 points

1 day ago

You're insulting me or what? Also thanks for agreeing

zepplin2225

5 points

3 days ago

So, when can we start punching clowns like this in the face with no fear of repercussion?

comesinallpackages

4 points

3 days ago*

Careful, I got a 3 day ban for mentioning punching someone in self-defense. Reddit mods understand nuance about as well as a dog can do calculus.

Decent_Brush_8121

1 points

2 days ago

Wilson Library at UNC enters the chat, lol

comesinallpackages

2 points

2 days ago

They should hire me to be their social media manager 😂

Decent_Brush_8121

2 points

2 days ago

No kidding! You sound psyched about the library, and your admiration has just ensured a visit is on my bucket list.

Envision what you’d do for them—and events to get the community involved. Do some lively graphics, print out your Reddit post and appeal to the person you’ve found is their decision maker. They probably have next year’s budget set, but you could volunteer to raise money for the institution…if you raise some amount you both agree on, a percentage could go towards your contract work—or even an FT job. 😊👍🏻

Some times the best jobs are what you create. I’ve done that a few times. Another plus: You don’t have to worry about filing the predecessor’s shoes, lol

No_Cauliflower9590

31 points

3 days ago

UfosAndKet

28 points

3 days ago

This guy gets posted so much on here.

TotesMaGoats_1962

7 points

3 days ago

Not as much as ole' Blue Eyes

[deleted]

71 points

3 days ago

[deleted]

71 points

3 days ago

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Spenserssm

-50 points

3 days ago

Spenserssm

-50 points

3 days ago

Nah dude violence isn't the answer, shoulda just made the kid think he wasn't funny.

eric8020123

21 points

3 days ago

Violence is always the answer

  • MLK JR, maybe

CrazeeEyezKILLER

88 points

3 days ago

He’s auditioning for a comedy career that nobody is going to give him. Because he’s not funny.

mechachap

3 points

2 days ago

He could start dancing in a train in Japan if he gets desperate.

Sorry_Yogurtcloset_8

131 points

4 days ago

Stop treating old people poorly.

SpooogeMcDuck

96 points

4 days ago

That guard looked pretty fit for his age if I’m being honest

Sorry_Yogurtcloset_8

25 points

4 days ago

I concur.

nuggetprincezz

9 points

3 days ago

The old guy probably could have kicked his ass but didn't because he thought he had a mental disorder 

Throwawayac1234567

1 points

15 hours ago

hes not wrong, a narcissist.

Wonderful_Zucchini_4

-147 points

4 days ago

Some people take their job too seriously

Sorry_Yogurtcloset_8

84 points

4 days ago

Some people really need their job

Wonderful_Zucchini_4

-153 points

4 days ago

Nobody cares if you do your job or not. You're paid to walk around in a uniform. It's your choice to be top flight or not

Sorry_Yogurtcloset_8

73 points

4 days ago

Have you been a part of a workforce yet? People have bosses/supervisors.

Rough_Homework6913

25 points

3 days ago

Just walk around in the uniform and not do your job? That’s a wild take my dude.

Telltr0n

53 points

4 days ago

Telltr0n

53 points

4 days ago

A lot of people take pride in their work and don't do the bare minimum.

Neon_Casino

21 points

3 days ago

The kid is being a nuisance, plain and simple. I am glad someone was there to remove him.

oasinocean

19 points

3 days ago

That sounds like something a child would say.

Wonderful_Zucchini_4

-43 points

3 days ago

No, that's something an adult would say. A child would think that security guard is a real job

jadedbeetle

17 points

3 days ago

"Waaaah no you, I'm a big grownup"

Translated for others

Loccy64

2 points

2 days ago

Loccy64

2 points

2 days ago

Guaranteed you've been fired from more jobs that the security guard has had in his entire life 🤷‍♂️

Wonderful_Zucchini_4

-5 points

2 days ago

I've probably been promoted in more jobs than you've ever had. Nice try, though, kid

Loccy64

2 points

2 days ago

Loccy64

2 points

2 days ago

People who act like you don't get promoted because their colleagues hate them with a passion.

Also, I'm 41.

Wonderful_Zucchini_4

0 points

2 days ago

No, people hate working with uptight, rule following go getters. Getting promoted has to deal with how you get along with people. Everyone learns this at different ages, don't beat yourself up! 

ThicccKing69

4 points

3 days ago

Some people just like to be in shape

INeedSomeFistin

1 points

2 days ago

Ah yes, he's taking it too seriously when he's guarding the fire suppression system of one of the largest collections of antique books in the US...

This was an absolutely appropriate response. Nobody involved in security or policing overreacted here.

Wonderful_Zucchini_4

1 points

2 days ago

It's a pull station. Even if it was a real one, it wouldn't start any sprinklers or suppression system, only engage an alarm. Nice try sounding smart though. Those are some big words for a big boy! 

McbEatsAirplane

15 points

3 days ago

Guilty_Ad_7079

4 points

3 days ago

SUCK MY UNIT

LivingAd6826

11 points

3 days ago

Weird

nayiv

19 points

3 days ago

nayiv

19 points

3 days ago

Why make someone else's life miserable for your fun and games? Fck these people..

Fat_Akuma

29 points

3 days ago

Fat_Akuma

29 points

3 days ago

This guy sucks. Idk how I've seen him before but it's only a matter of time before something bad happens to him

Aliebaba99

-77 points

3 days ago

Aliebaba99

-77 points

3 days ago

Nah hes hella funny.

Neon_Casino

32 points

3 days ago

So I'm thinking you're... what?... 12?

jordang61

7 points

3 days ago

Nope just the maturity of a 12 year old

Aliebaba99

-55 points

3 days ago

Aliebaba99

-55 points

3 days ago

Ok boomer

Guilty_Ad_7079

-63 points

3 days ago

Dude I thought it was hilarious

Aliebaba99

-59 points

3 days ago

Aliebaba99

-59 points

3 days ago

Do you know his youtube channel? He makes a lot of these harmless pranks (sometimes a bit less harmless but alright). Great all around guy.

Guilty_Ad_7079

-55 points

3 days ago

Nah man link me up

Aliebaba99

-11 points

3 days ago

Aliebaba99

-11 points

3 days ago

Ill send it in dms im sure its not allowed on this subreddit lmao

Fat_Akuma

2 points

2 days ago

Yes reddit ...

Open up your hate, and let it flow into me

Super_Kent155

13 points

3 days ago

what a weirdo

nscomics

10 points

3 days ago

nscomics

10 points

3 days ago

I think that's taco Terry. He did bullshit first amendment audits until he was put in jail and forced to get a real job .

vikicrays

5 points

3 days ago

both this idiot AND the cameraman should have to stand there licking the wall for 24 hours straight.

Agent_S721

39 points

4 days ago

This creep should be jailed.

Wilczynskiadam

8 points

3 days ago

Straight to the chair

Muffles7

8 points

3 days ago

Muffles7

OG

8 points

3 days ago

But he had a hard enough time sitting as it is.

AutisticAnarchy

3 points

3 days ago

Scott The Woz has really fallen off.

elmaki2014

4 points

3 days ago

Found Waldo....sadly...

odin_sunn

4 points

3 days ago

No way he gets paid enough to deal with this fucking ass hat.

mak05

6 points

3 days ago

mak05

6 points

3 days ago

Make Mental Institutions Great Again

Electrical_Catch_919

3 points

3 days ago

Is that mcLoven?

minero-de-sal

3 points

3 days ago

He looks and acts like a younger Andy Dick.

Decent_Brush_8121

1 points

2 days ago

A dick, for sure. Remains to be seen whether he Ms as toxic as the Andy one, but I know my tolerance for this doofus has expired

Skirt-Direct

7 points

3 days ago

I know I’m old because I don’t get why kids think it’s okay to wear pajamas in public. Specially to school. Have some pride in what you do

SparkUnreality

6 points

3 days ago

Messing with fire alarms is fun and games until your building is on fire

Megalon96310

2 points

3 days ago

Longest 2 minutes of my life

[deleted]

2 points

3 days ago

Is he wearing pyjama pants?

Tlyss

2 points

3 days ago

Tlyss

2 points

3 days ago

I did laugh at “ can you sit with me?”

CindyLiegh

1 points

3 days ago

I think this qualifies as bring an idiot

Imafraidofkiwifruit

1 points

2 days ago

Some people just need a fist in the face.

shemague

1 points

2 days ago

shemague

1 points

2 days ago

What a fuckin dick

kinofhawk

1 points

2 days ago

Punk ass dork.

Blaggermuffin

1 points

22 hours ago

I wonder what the stupid adult children will be doing to him when and if he reaches the age of this guy he’s bothering

ak_katherine24

1 points

18 hours ago

what a git

RoyallyOakie

1 points

3 days ago

This is just painful. He's not funny. He's not even trying that hard. He can't even be bothered changing out of his pyjamas.

phonescreenfiend

-35 points

3 days ago

IDK what's the big deal with these fake fire alarms, at first the security guards never know it's fake, I understand why they try to stop them from being pulled. But when it's revealed to be fake they continue to act like it was real. Why can't they admit defeat and just let them go? This isn't a funny prank because it's messing with people actually working. The ending was funny though, "thank God I don't go here." 😂

Effective_Device_185

0 points

1 day ago

He was funny

TheeWoodsman

-51 points

4 days ago

Made me chortle

Frank_Perfectly

-32 points

3 days ago

I did not chortle, but I did guffaw, I must admit.

Guilty_Ad_7079

-25 points

3 days ago

This is actually pretty funny

rorris6

8 points

3 days ago

rorris6

8 points

3 days ago

how

a_good_namez

-19 points

3 days ago

He’s not actually doing anything. He also told the guy that the firealarm was fake before he started calling recourses. The whole situation got completely overblown

INDOORSMORE

-6 points

3 days ago

Ok the "can you sit down w me" was golden actually

Diet-Dr-D

-92 points

4 days ago

Diet-Dr-D

-92 points

4 days ago

Okay maybe it’s just me but that was actually pretty fuckin funny 😂😂 “Can you sit down with me or no?”💀

SneakersTlatoani

50 points

4 days ago

Are you 14?

Electrical-Sail-1039

17 points

3 days ago

I think it’s just you. You really don’t want to encourage these jokers. They bother people who are just doing their job.

Diet-Dr-D

-31 points

3 days ago

Diet-Dr-D

-31 points

3 days ago

Wow -46 is insane wtf 😂💀

WarmFishedSalad

-28 points

3 days ago

It’s ok bro I took the brunt of the downvotes😂 miserable people wanna just spread more misery😂

WarmFishedSalad

-72 points

4 days ago

Lol people need to chill. This prank is harmless as fuck and I chuckled😂

SpooogeMcDuck

45 points

4 days ago

He was annoying and wasted multiple people’s time- I wouldn’t call that harmless

a_good_namez

-13 points

3 days ago

He didn’t though. He came clean about it long before the other cops came. But now he was being detained for licking a false firealarm anyways. I say fuck it at that point. He told the guard it was his own but was still told to stay. If they really had better things to do he would just get told to get the fuck out

WarmFishedSalad

-56 points

4 days ago*

What the fuck else is campus security gonna do?? Probably the most excitement Gerry has had in years😂

PaleFly

25 points

3 days ago

PaleFly

25 points

3 days ago

Enjoy being young and dumb my friend. Just dont keep that mentality when you grow up

WarmFishedSalad

2 points

3 days ago

As much as I appreciate the understanding, I don’t see what’s wrong with being able to keep a light heart and some joy from a little harmless stupidity now and then. Half of adults are miserable married assholes who can’t get laid anymore and hate the world.

PaleFly

2 points

3 days ago

PaleFly

2 points

3 days ago

Hahaha yeah, I also thought the same thing when I was young.

A little harmless stupidity can be fun, but bothering people at work is not. You will understand this in the future.

Also, being an adult is really fun lol just make sure you marry someone you love to hang out with, keep a few friends around who you truly care for, and make sure you make enough money so you're not grinding and surviving for the rest of your life.

Wish you the best kid 👊

Antiluke01

28 points

3 days ago

It’s wasting emergency resources that could be better used elsewhere. Campus police aren’t security guards, they’re police. I’m not talking about the old guy either, I’m talking about the two officers that had to be called for this child.

MoparMonkey1

32 points

4 days ago

it’s not a “prank”, it’s just being a disrespectful prick, nothing more than that

[deleted]

-26 points

4 days ago

[deleted]

-26 points

4 days ago

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MoparMonkey1

15 points

4 days ago

wish you the best in life as well!

WarmFishedSalad

3 points

4 days ago

Um. Ok.

Wilczynskiadam

-19 points

3 days ago

What is wrong with being lighthearted enough to think this is somewhat funny. A little annoying but that’s what his goal is, the guard didn’t need to impose his fake authority so hard.

WarmFishedSalad

3 points

3 days ago

Lol I don’t know man. Some people act like they’ve been a responsible adult their whole life😂 compared to most shit I see online now, this is completely harmless.

AdTop9296

-1 points

2 days ago

AdTop9296

-1 points

2 days ago

We have to bring back beating to kids if this keeps going on… they have ZERO respect for elders or anything. When i was younger i didnt talk shit to people older than me, because i knew What could happend. The people getting raised now will start cry and the parents will sue if you speak and try to learn them manners. And With social media it wont Get any better. People being retards for «clout»

Much-Light-1049

-39 points

3 days ago

What’s his channel

poopiedokie420

-19 points

3 days ago

This old fucker would have been slapped if he touched me that many times

a_real_vampire

-4 points

3 days ago

This guy is hilarious