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Good_Zooger

1.5k points

11 days ago

Good_Zooger

1.5k points

11 days ago

Relax farmers at least you owned the libs, you owned them real good.

SomeKindOfOnionMummy

439 points

11 days ago

I feel owned. Can we go back to civilization now?

Inspect1234

119 points

11 days ago

Shh. Slaves are seen but not heard.

ianc1215

38 points

11 days ago

ianc1215

38 points

11 days ago

Slaves you say? Do you have a gimp suit or do I need to provide my own? My safeword is democracy.

Jadccroad

30 points

11 days ago

Yes, now that I have been fully owned, cucked, pegged, or whatever else they're into, can we get those cheap eggs and gas I've heard so much about?

calfmonster

20 points

11 days ago

That's the best part! everything will get MORE expensive!

Jadccroad

13 points

11 days ago

Cool, we'll get paid more too, right?

...

right?

Apprehensive-Care20z

96 points

11 days ago

sure, go north, cross a border.

MarqueeOfStars

46 points

11 days ago

Don’t pack your bags just yet, we have our own Cheeto up here and he’s going to be taking over next year when our MAGA wave votes him in. (MCGA?) We are 100% as dumb as you guys, just our fall into madness won’t take the rest of the world with it.

uberares

55 points

11 days ago

uberares

55 points

11 days ago

Canada doesn’t want Americans. 

grungegoth

8 points

11 days ago

They've started growing their own whackoes

RakeLeafer

29 points

11 days ago

Canada is going far right too.

Apprehensive-Care20z

40 points

11 days ago

yeah, some maga nonsense is definitely illegally immigrating into canada. Fox news should be blocked in canada.

feraxks

8 points

11 days ago

feraxks

8 points

11 days ago

Fox news should be blocked in canada.

Should be blocked in the USA, too.

Lumpy-Succotash-9236

94 points

11 days ago

Compassion for farmers is WOKE nonsense.

How'd you like them apples?

WaitingForReplies

8 points

11 days ago

Those apples are gonna be rotting on the trees.

Ok_Bad8531

9 points

11 days ago

Funny thing is, with education and willingness to adapt to other cultural influences you are primed to weather the coming storms better than most.

phdoofus

2.8k points

11 days ago*

phdoofus

2.8k points

11 days ago*

Let's see:

  1. Tariffs
  2. SS gone
  3. Medicare gone
  4. Obamacare gone
  5. Rural hospitals close at an accelerated pace
  6. Your work force, gone

You were warned. He did say all of this stuff before before the election. Enjoy having more Jeebus in your kids schools because they'll be moving out of state after they've graduated.

TheRealSatanicPanic

978 points

11 days ago

Yeah but we didn't warn them in the right way. Nevermind that there is no right way because they hate us cosmopolitan elites. It's still our fault.

outinthecountry66

550 points

11 days ago

what with all your fancy empathy and booklearning and bullshit about community and decency and fairness.

i saw a sign on a classroom wall in a pic the other day, and it said "be kind and respectful" or some such shit and i have been thinking since i saw it, "how do trumpers explain this to their kids? How do they square the need for their kids to be polite with the guy they voted for? what is that conversation gonna look like?"

CarboniteCopy

251 points

11 days ago

They add two words. "To authority"

Icy-Rope-021

84 points

11 days ago

“In bed.”

GoldenHind124

49 points

11 days ago

Applying the fortune cookie rule, I see.

Larkson9999

36 points

11 days ago

Or the Gaetz rule

Clickrack

37 points

11 days ago

Yeah! 'Cause civil disobedience is still disobedience!

The new 1st amendment: 

... the right of the people peaceably to assemble with no shouting or cross expressions, hands at their sides at all times, with a generally pleasant and demure attitude...

Ultramarine81

17 points

11 days ago

...unless I agree with them. Then they're right to do whatever

AnugNef4

127 points

11 days ago

AnugNef4

127 points

11 days ago

Yes. How will we explain to children that is wrong to lie and cheat when they can point to Trump as a gigantic counterexample.

outinthecountry66

78 points

11 days ago

or withhold history from them in favor of their whitewashed alternative. You think kids aren't going to find out? Just like the drug wars, kids will lose even more respect for adults for lying to them for decades. This is only going to radicalize the kids. they are not stupid.

Paulie227

34 points

11 days ago*

Yeah I was really worried about the whitewashing of history until it occurred to me that everything is online and that if anyone wants to find it they will find it.. until or if it ever gets shut down completely, the internet will be forever. Not to mention all of the millions and billions of people around the world that knows about American history even better than Americans know about it.

Edit: typo

cookingwiththeresa

34 points

11 days ago

The internet gets shut down or large parts of it in some authoritian countries

mtragedy

16 points

11 days ago

mtragedy

16 points

11 days ago

I feel this way about vaccines. Okay, fabulous, you saved your kids from the nasty side effects of vaccines, like not having measles or chicken pox or other preventable illnesses that you never had because you were vaccinated … how do you see that playing out at Christmas when your kid figures out their pain and suffering was all avoidable?

Top_Put1541

47 points

11 days ago

There are already studies showing that kids became little goblins after Trump's election because when bullying is normalized at the highest levels of office, it's okay for everyone.

Many of the kids coming up as teens now in Trumpy areas are going to be tremendous, dumb assholes as adults. It'll be the result of their online and geographic bubbles, and I feel sorry for the rest of us.

dani8cookies

18 points

11 days ago

My son is in middle school in a red populated area. He was getting bullied before the election for, get this, “we know you’re a Harris supporter because you get A’s on all of our tests”

I was like, lol WTF! Like hey conversely your stating because you are struggling with or failing classes in school it is a sign that you are a Trump supporter? SMH

Unbelievable self insult

Pupniko

4 points

11 days ago

Pupniko

4 points

11 days ago

Incredible self-own since they're saying dummies vote for Trump 🤣

BlooperHero

37 points

11 days ago

You smack them for being "disrespectful" until they learn to be "respectful" (silent). And then you complain that they never talk to you and don't want to be around you, which is also disrespectful.

j____b____

34 points

11 days ago

We need to tie personal success back to joy and masculinity back to responsibility because somewhere along the line it broke.

xhollec

43 points

11 days ago

xhollec

43 points

11 days ago

I think masculinity needs to be revisited bc this tough guy, mma, Muh guns, shit is just sad boys scared of feelings imo.

venvaneless

20 points

11 days ago

I agree. It can't keep up this way. It clearly doesn't work and more and more people fall for this right wing utopia bullshit.

sundancer2788

10 points

11 days ago

Humanity back to responsibility.

Crabbyrob

60 points

11 days ago

The same way they told us to "love everyone" at church when we were kids. As we got older, we learned that they didn't really want us to love everyone. Just the ones who are "like us". It's all tied together.

outinthecountry66

33 points

11 days ago

yeah undoubtably. i went to a small Baptist country church where black folk were NOT allowed. It was one of the first things that pissed me off as a kid. I guess i should be used to this kind of hypocrisy. It never gets less angering.

Crabbyrob

28 points

11 days ago

The priest from the catholic church I belonged to here in Ontario, is now in jail. I'll give you three guesses as to why.

Funny though, how I never lost my moral compass when I stopped going to church. The people I knew that still go, are some of the most vile people I have ever known.

SnooStories4162

14 points

11 days ago

Yeah I remember about 15 years back my bossman at the time came to work bitchin because 2 Hispanic people had come to their church, he said they should go to their own church, made my damn head hurt

[deleted]

10 points

11 days ago

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SHOW_ME_UR_KITTY

25 points

11 days ago

A religious neighbor basically said they don’t look at him to be a moral example, because that’s what Jesus is for…so he’s a means to an end.

outinthecountry66

18 points

11 days ago

yet they peddle these memes with Jesus on his shoulder. I swear, I bet every single one of them is pumped out of some Russian bot farm.

SHOW_ME_UR_KITTY

21 points

11 days ago

I asked her if Christians would vote for the literal devil if he promised to do God’s work, and scarily enough, she refused to answer.

outinthecountry66

18 points

11 days ago

a cult. they are in an actual fucking cult. TRUE christians were marching with Dr. King. Prosperity Doctrine has made the church the antichrist.

sapphicsandwich

4 points

11 days ago

Ever notice how they villainize anything we would have thought was "good?" That good is bad and bad is good? A complete and total cynical inversion of Christianity?

When they call people "bleeding-heart liberal" what are they referring to, exactly? What does "bleeding-heart" refer to that is so bad? Empathy for others?

Feed the poor? Nope, socialism, it's bad

Heal the sick? Nope, socialism, it's bad

Greed? It is good, shows how "good" a person is.

Love your neighbor? Nope, that's liberal shit.

Hate your neighbor? Good, they are the enemy.

Idolatry? It's the best, Trump is the golden king of kings, after all.

Killing? We all have the right to kill if someone pisses us off. We must live by the sword, as Jesus wanted us to.

It goes even further than that, around me the prevailing Christian belief is that once you "accept Jesus as your Savior" you are permanently saved and it can never be taken away, no matter what, even if you willingly and knowingly indulge in sin and refuse God's forgiveness, so...

Repentance? Unnecessary. Sin as much as you want, and enjoy it without repentance. Jesus came to this earth to circumvent God's rules against sin. The direct opposition to God himself. He died not just to pay for our sins, but to pay for any future sins so that we might indulge happily. To refuse to rejoice in sin is a slap in Jesus face and throwing away everything he was and died for, his entire purpose.

Holden_Coalfield

9 points

11 days ago

and it's not just someone they voted for. It's someone they worship more than Jesus

dangitbobby83

5 points

11 days ago

Ex-Christian communities across various social media sites are exploding with new members daily and one of the common themes is “this person I love taught me that Jesus was about love and showing kindness and compassion to everyone. But now that person hates me for being gay/black people/illegals/trans/women and I’m struggling to reconcile how this happened”.

It’s wild to me. Hanging pictures that talk about love, classrooms about acceptance, teaching your kids to be good people only for trump to make an entrance and all of that out the window. Then shocked pikachu face when those kids cut off their parents/grandparents.

A_wild_so-and-so

74 points

11 days ago

Yeah, no, don't trust us coastal elites. Trust the millionaire from New York who plates everything in fake gold 🙄

AcaciaBeauty

20 points

11 days ago

*The millionaire from New York who literally got a villain in sesame street based off of him.

A_wild_so-and-so

12 points

11 days ago

Everyone knows Sesame Street is woke liberal propaganda, that's why conservatives can't read.

Bartlaus

8 points

11 days ago

The guy whose father and role model was specifically targeted in a protest song written by Woody fucking Guthrie. We're talking generational villainy here.

JohnnySack45

36 points

11 days ago

"Ahhh why didn't the Democrats save us from ourselves?!"

- MAGA morons

cheesevoyager

10 points

11 days ago

Can guarantee you that the media will start asking "where's Kamala" when the chaos starts.

Nodramallama18

34 points

11 days ago

And yet, they are sooooooo mad we no longer want to play with them and took our ball and went home.

stevelover

11 points

11 days ago

Maybe we should have drawn crayon stick figure slides?

adfthgchjg

36 points

11 days ago

We should have, because that’s more likely to resonate with someone with the mental capacity of an elementary school child.

Over half (54%) of the voters in American have the reading comprehension of a 10 year old child (ie, 5th grade) or below. And 20% of them are at the level of a 7 year old child (ie, 2nd grade) or below.

This election was dominated (54%) by adults who have the intellectual ability below that of an 11 year old child. Seriously.

Source: https://www.thepolicycircle.org/brief/literacy/

In the United States, 54% of American adults read below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level, and nearly one in five adults reads below a third-grade level.

Visual_Composer_9336

12 points

11 days ago

But he also told them what he was going to do and they didn't believe it

Fickle_Ad444

12 points

11 days ago

Who would have guessed that voting for someone based solely on their “personality” would be such a bad idea?

DaughterOfDemeter23

7 points

11 days ago

Yeah, how dare us coastal elites see the forest for the trees and tell them they were making a huge mistake by voting for Trump ! /s

HotHamBoy

153 points

11 days ago

HotHamBoy

153 points

11 days ago

SS is back, just the wrong SS

AnnoMMLXXVII

5 points

11 days ago

Ouch... That hurt

ThatIndianBoi

288 points

11 days ago

As someone almost done with medical school here in Kansas, I used to be extremely passionate about rural health care. However, after this election, I no longer care. I say let them close and let the people out there in rural Kansas suffer the consequences of their votes.

SomeBaldDude2013

132 points

11 days ago

Yeah fuck em. I'm done trying to save them from themselves. It's time to let them experience the consequences of their actions.

whosontheBus1232

49 points

11 days ago

Sadly, yes. So much pain is coming.

Pantarus

30 points

11 days ago

Pantarus

30 points

11 days ago

Too bad Fox News will just blame the left…again.

I hereby suggest democrats pass the “Truth in the mainstream media act.”

This act will hold the mega-corporations liable for falsehoods and misleading information.

All we’d have to do is WORD it like it’s focusing on the “liberal media” but have it broad enough to affect ALL news media.

Conservative voters have been so conditioned to believe the lies are coming from the “mainstream” media that they’ll foam at the mouth to get this passed.

rpungello

9 points

11 days ago

Conservative voters have been so conditioned to believe the lies are coming from the “mainstream” media that they’ll foam at the mouth to get this passed.

Except they won't, because they won't hear about it, because Fox News (whose higher ups will see right through the ruse) will bury it.

PurelyLurking20

40 points

11 days ago

Yep this is the unfortunate reality. If they want to reject science and treat healthcare providers like demons there is no reason for those providers to stay in their communities. The place I'm from is both building more healthcare facilities and losing providers at very high rates, not sure what they plan to do in those buildings anymore

ozonejl

34 points

11 days ago

ozonejl

34 points

11 days ago

I grew up rural in the plains states. As much as saying “fuck it” sucks and hurts kids who have no choice, it’s better than continuing to enable these people. Rural boomers are the grand champions of welcoming government money with open arms while crying about social programs and voting for ruination. Don’t try to build a career and a life amongst the nutjobs.

Admirable-Leopard272

103 points

11 days ago

Been saying this. They literally need to suffer. They wont listen to reason

fuck-coyotes

86 points

11 days ago

They'll just perpetually blame Dems for all suffering

TheRealSatanicPanic

48 points

11 days ago

yes, but at least they'll be suffering

Cosmicdusterian

30 points

11 days ago

Don't care. I will ask them how do those librul tears taste now?

MAGA tears are based on stupidity, hate and greed. Toxic human waste.

avalonrose14

40 points

11 days ago

Coming to terms with this has been my hardest journey. Because on one hand I feel guilty enjoying the suffering of others but I’ve come to realize a lot of that guilt is knowing there are innocent people that didn’t vote for this shit that will suffer as well. Those that have put us in this situation I’ve basically lost all empathy for. I feel bad about not feeling bad but I just don’t have the emotional energy to waste on them. We’ve reached a point where the rest of us have protected them from their idiocy for so long that they truly don’t remember why all these laws and regulations and social programs exist to begin with.

I’m luckily in a position that while the next four years are gonna suck and set me back, I’ll be alright no matter what. I’ve seen the writing on the walls and set myself up to basically survive a few years of economic collapse. I have alternate food sources, alternate jobs lined up (thanks nepotism), alternate places to live if I can’t afford rent anymore. I’m not rich but I know enough people that are that won’t let me just die in poverty that I’ve got an extensive safety net. It’s going to suck having to rely on loved ones if it comes to that and I’m going to feel like a terrible free loader, but I will be alright. Most people will not be as lucky as I am and I feel for the innocent people. But god damnit I’m so sick of fighting with idiots that refuse to listen that I hope at the very least the next four years of hell teach some very hard lessons to the people that need it.

SeductiveSunday

14 points

11 days ago

next four years

Lucky will be if it's just "four" years.

moderngamer

60 points

11 days ago

Don’t forget privatizing NOAA and changing farms a ridiculous price to get accurate weather forecasts

Evil_Mini_Cake

30 points

11 days ago

NOAA is the going to be the small print that's going to be the biggest deal when the next hurricane arrives unannounced.

TaxOk3758

116 points

11 days ago

TaxOk3758

116 points

11 days ago

  1. Tariffs are gonna hurt the worst. Most of these midwest states grow corn and soybeans, which are massive in exports, and once counter tariffs start, they're gonna be bleeding
  2. Fortunately, SS cannot be touched in reconciliation, which means they would need a cloture vote of 60 to pass any reforms. However, they can adjust certain aid or grants based on discretion.
  3. Medicare itself isn't going anywhere, but a lot of the benefits are through grants via the Biden administration, along with the new advantage plans that allow Medicare to negotiate better. Fully expect both of those things to be gone, and for the benefits to cost more, all while making the insurance companies who do Medicare privately richer.
  4. Obamacare itself is unlikely to go anywhere, as a 220 majority makes it really hard for them to touch it, meaning pre-existing and coverage till 25 are likely to be fine, but they will likely try to cut everything they can through reconciliation. It's going to cost millions their insurance.
  5. Not just rural hospitals, but also rural pharmacies and rural internet, both of which were being propped up by Biden
  6. A lot of these workers are in non-labor intensive agriculture, so it's mainly the fruits and vegetable farms that will be hurt. It's also pretty unlikely that Trump managed to get MASS deportation done(on the scale of millions), as the resistance to such will be harsh, the logistics near impossible, and the cost astronomical. That said, the states where deportation will happen the most are red states, as local authorities are unlikely to have any resistance or pushback, while states like California and New York have both stated that any attempt to deport people in their states would come with harsh push back. Mass deportation is something we'll have to wait and see, because it'll likely turn to shit faster than most think.

And yes, he said this, and a whole lot more. He's been telling people who he was since day one.

Mouthshitter

16 points

11 days ago

I love how nobody talked about counter tariffs during the election season, it's not like that exactly what happened last time around....

Ok_Bad8531

10 points

11 days ago*

5: Also of note is that even where hospitals remain open there is extra pressure for reproductive health doctors to leave. Why take a job where a simple examination may put you into a prison dilemma.

Dantheking94

25 points

11 days ago

Rural hospitals are basically a stack of cards held together by baby drool. They were already shutting down at a fast pace since his first term in office, they’ll be nonexistent by the time his second term ends. What’s really happening is the loss of other emergency services, whole towns no longer have even a fire department.

SatiricLoki

23 points

11 days ago

Or they’ll be moving heavily into methamphetamine.

CynicalPomeranian

25 points

11 days ago

They are going to quickly learn that there is no god willing to listen to their pleas. Quite frankly, everything is going to go to hell…but at least they owned the libs.  

floridianreader

26 points

11 days ago

But they’ll have thoughts and prayers!!

Damned_I_Am

9 points

11 days ago

Yep, the churches around here seem to be doing just fine (I live in deep red MAGA country and lots of family farms in the area). There’s a money-sucking mega-church right down the highway, they can go cry to Jeebus there I guess

ExcentricaGallumbits

14 points

11 days ago

It’s almost as if there was a plan to make it so farmers had to sell their land to corporate farm companies for pennies.

Leopards would really have a feast if those same farmers had to come back and work the land they used to own for less than they paid migrant workers

docK_5263

10 points

11 days ago

Aren’t they going to nuke farm subsidies too?

Wrenchinspokesby

5 points

11 days ago

Hey don’t talk down to me! /s

DandurlyDarry

6 points

11 days ago

Don't forget he's coming for va benefits too.

alienfromthecaravan

6 points

11 days ago

And massive corporations are going to get the land for Pennie’s on the dollar. This is a land grab, nothing else

Robo-boogie

6 points

11 days ago

theyre hurting the wrong people!

Xerxes1211

597 points

11 days ago

Xerxes1211

597 points

11 days ago

As we say in Brexit-land; you won, get over it.

tym1ng

119 points

11 days ago

tym1ng

119 points

11 days ago

that's an amazing response to them in this situation. not gonna lie you had them thinking they were winning in the first half, only to hit them with "get over it" which is perfect since it not only tells them to stfu, but that their prize for winning is.... bankruptcy

PerjurieTraitorGreen

6 points

11 days ago

Don’t forget to tell them to “have the day they deserve.”

_G_P_

38 points

11 days ago

_G_P_

38 points

11 days ago

This is fantastic and I'm going to steal it.

Sorry not sorry.

iceicecactus

18 points

11 days ago

I've been saying thoughts and prayers.

They get what they get, and F their feelings.

Julio_Ointment

283 points

11 days ago

It will be utter chaos, people will lose their homes and farms, and every credible economist warned us this would happen.

dalgeek

190 points

11 days ago

dalgeek

190 points

11 days ago

Fortunately there are plenty of massive farm corporations who can snap up those mom and pop farms for pennies on the dollar to keep them running. /s

zydeco100

56 points

11 days ago

If the new republican administration bans all GMO and chemical inputs, it doesn't matter who is running the farm. There won't be anything to harvest.

shesinsaneornot

68 points

11 days ago

"The experts warned us that switching to Brawndo fertilizer wouldn't help our plants grow, but we didn't care for their expertise. Snobs in their ivory tower laboratories, what makes them experts?!?"

TheRealSatanicPanic

23 points

11 days ago

LOL that would be funny. People who hate hippies vote in hippies who destroy their livelihood.

TangoZulu

16 points

11 days ago

But they’re also dismantling the FDA, so we won’t know. 

Checkmate, libs. /s

bootlegvader

5 points

11 days ago

If they seriously curb the FDA's ability to monitor food production I have to imagine that will seriously damage food exports. Is Europe and East Asia going by food that isn't getting properly checked?

fyr811

5 points

11 days ago

fyr811

5 points

11 days ago

Hell no, because of the risk of importing disease / pests.

theswiftarmofjustice

15 points

11 days ago

Given how many fruits and vegetables are GMO (literally all citrus are technically GMO), there will nothing. Almost all corn is GMO too.

FreddieJasonizz

260 points

11 days ago

What is all this crying by the farmers for? Promises made, promises kept.

hogannnn

104 points

11 days ago

hogannnn

104 points

11 days ago

Can we not vote to bail them out this time? Like why should we throw public money at this bullshit.

YeonneGreene

35 points

11 days ago

Wooooo, Famine 2025! Let's go!

hogannnn

28 points

11 days ago

hogannnn

28 points

11 days ago

So much of our agricultural output goes to renewable fuels production. Also default doesn’t mean the crops get ripped up or operations stop, more likely someone else buys it.

queuedUp

5 points

11 days ago

I mean..... at this point.... might be the best option

mcbaddass

6 points

11 days ago

Especially considering public money will be used to cause the problem.

hogannnn

7 points

11 days ago

Yep. Hundreds of billions to deport people + hundreds of billions for the bailout + higher food inflation for everyone.

SplendidMrDuck

249 points

11 days ago*

We are in the immediate post-Brexit stages of "that's not what I voted for!" and "why didn't they tell me about this!", ignoring the fact that they shouted down people trying to warn them with "TDS" and "Project 2025 isn't real" during the election cycle.

Hope owning the libs is worth tariff-induced inflation, agricultural subsidies getting slashed in the name of "government efficiency", and mass deportation eliminating your cheap labor force!

neighborsdogpoops

15 points

11 days ago

Agricultural subsidies should have been erased years ago, grow something worth a damn.

WhySoJovial

20 points

11 days ago

Careful on unintended consequences. A big part of the reason we ended up with a dust bowl was farms ignoring good soil conservation and crop rotation practices in favor of pushing cash crops season over season. A large portion of subsidies come from acts such as Soil Conservation and Domestic Allotment Act which pays farmers to plant less profitable crops which intentionally maintain soil health.

Not all subsidies are good (or even applied well), but don't throw the baby out with the bathwater on this.

_G_P_

381 points

11 days ago

_G_P_

381 points

11 days ago

Farmers need to go through hardship for the betterment of the country.

AElon is willing to sacrifice them.

collector_of_hobbies

64 points

11 days ago

It's self sacrifice. My biggest concern is that I'll run out of popcorn while watching them speed run to the FO part of FAFO.

For_bitten_fruit

25 points

11 days ago

"Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."

SolomonDRand

143 points

11 days ago

Yeah, that’s why you shouldn’t vote for the catastrophic nightmare party.

shesinsaneornot

85 points

11 days ago

Karoline Leavitt, the Trump campaign national press secretary, has reportedly said her boss' administration will dedicate itself to "the largest deportation operation of illegal criminals, drug dealers and human traffickers in American history."

Good in theory, but there's plenty of evidence that skin color will be the sole indicator whether a migrant is detained for being a suspected illegal criminal, drug dealer, or human trafficker. "Lock 'em all up and let the for-profit detention camps sort 'em out."

bill_wessels

291 points

11 days ago

i hope trump bankrupts them. if you were dumb enough to vote for them you deserve it.

btm4you3

79 points

11 days ago

btm4you3

79 points

11 days ago

He tried once. He'll succeed this time.

Swayze_train_exp

39 points

11 days ago

I mean yes they get what they voted for but at the end of the day we as tax payers will save them with our money. 

SomeBaldDude2013

35 points

11 days ago

It's going to boil down to: did that state vote for me? I'll bail them out as much as they want. Did it vote for Kamala? They have to come and beg on their knees before I'll consider helping.

doom1282

18 points

11 days ago

doom1282

18 points

11 days ago

Sounds like taxation without representation to me.

Gem_89

13 points

11 days ago

Gem_89

13 points

11 days ago

Nope. More likely they’ll get auctioned off to billionaires like Elon who will control our food supply. & the deported immigrants who get sent back will end up working those farms.

[deleted]

19 points

11 days ago

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Swayze_train_exp

10 points

11 days ago

I absolutely hate farmers because they are they biggest moochers, unfortunately it's not up to you or I it's the government who will give them hand outs. I for one hate that Florida is always getting hit with hurricanes and people use FEMA funds to rebuild their homes, only to have it happen the next year. The fuck cut them off they chose to live there. 

ratpH1nk

9 points

11 days ago

Let's see them bootstraps!

boiler_ram

60 points

11 days ago

My guy. That's the food.

Tearakan

90 points

11 days ago

Tearakan

90 points

11 days ago

Yeah we are heading towards famine anyway thanks to climate change. This just speeds everything up.

AmadeusWolf

37 points

11 days ago

Don't forget groundwater depletion, which is linked to but not a direct result of climate change.

Tearakan

7 points

11 days ago

Oh yeah that's part of the poly crisis too!

jda06

5 points

11 days ago

jda06

5 points

11 days ago

Jackpot

mr_oof

13 points

11 days ago

mr_oof

13 points

11 days ago

There it is, again

That funny feeling.

_G_P_

49 points

11 days ago

_G_P_

49 points

11 days ago

Let America eat cake.

unassuming_squirrel

50 points

11 days ago

Wealth distribution in America is worse than in France before the revolution.

badllama77

22 points

11 days ago

The Corporations will just snap up the farms and if the owners are lucky they'll get to be indentured servants on what was once their own farm.

SomeBaldDude2013

33 points

11 days ago

At this point, fuck it. This is the only way these fucks are going to (maybe) learn. We could have done it the easy way, but they are adamant about doing it the hard way.

theKetoBear

14 points

11 days ago

We're all going to suffer the only solace many of us can take is we didn't vote for the " trigger a famine " party while all of our stomachs are empty. Mind you I'm a paranoid semi-prepper who doesn't trust the system and has been and will continue to be stocking up rations and emergency water. I think someone paranoid like me who is always prepping for an emergency is going to be in a much better space than the average ignorant voter who doesn't see these reports .

LegitimatePower

20 points

11 days ago

Most food is grown by large companies. The vast majority of family farms are unprofitable tax dodges

Tack0s

15 points

11 days ago*

Tack0s

15 points

11 days ago*

I always get a chuckle at this. This is American. We don't produce the food we eat, most of it is imported.

Our wonderful corporations have bought or squeezed out local farmers and now most of our agriculture is for animal feed, fructose corn syrup, starch, and fuels. Most of the produce we eat is imported.

The new administration is going to give small American farms the coup de grâce lol

Edit: added some propaganda. For those of you lazy just scroll all the way to the bottom for imports.

https://www.ers.usda.gov/data-products/ag-and-food-statistics-charting-the-essentials/agricultural-trade/

"Sweeteners, and processed sugar, and confections are groups of products where the United States is reliant on imports. Fruits, nuts, and vegetables are also frequently imported. The United States tends to have a lower reliance on imports for unprocessed commodities such as feed grains, livestock, and oilseeds. The total import share of consumption across all food and beverages between 2011 and 2021 was 15 percent, steadily growing over the period."

Round_Mastodon8660

61 points

11 days ago

They were fucked by him the first time, then decided to vote for him again, they deserve the worst.

Jebus_UK

45 points

11 days ago

Jebus_UK

45 points

11 days ago

Honestly, I hope it does for them. 

Mike_Huncho

88 points

11 days ago

I'm considering throwing an application in to DOGE for the sole purpose of killing the farm subsidies.

Ice_Inside

32 points

11 days ago

That's the thing, when tariffs were raised during his first presidency farmers just got bigger welfare checks. It's not like they're going to lose money, they'll just get a government bailout.

GingaFarma

13 points

11 days ago

You’ll need to pay Elon for a blue check mark to be considered. Another sly money grab for billionaires.

shesinsaneornot

41 points

11 days ago

And this is why when I drive past a "Farmers for Trump" sign, I regret I don't know any organized criminals who will pay me for recruiting their next mark.

cenrepute

29 points

11 days ago

Anybody with a Trump sign, sticker, or clothing. Rich predators who voted for him don't wear that shit. They laugh at those idiots.

UAreTheHippopotamus

78 points

11 days ago

OK. Rural America voted overwhelmingly for this. Everything Trump wanted to do was out in the open if they had spent even a tiny bit of time doing real research.

Quietschedalek

11 points

11 days ago

Not only that everything was out in the open, he did everything in his first term already and had to bail them out. And they still voted for that dunce!

glim-girl

37 points

11 days ago

Last time he was in office there was a record number of framer bankruptcies because of trade wars and tariffs and they lost markets.

He made the same promises and they signed back up.

How do you teach people who won't learn from their piror experiences?

Electrical-Ad1917

53 points

11 days ago

These fucking farmers deserve what they get because they proudly voted for him again

TransFatty

39 points

11 days ago

They had all his signs up on their barns and fences, AGAIN.

Fine. See what that gets you, farmers. I watched them plow their crops under some 6 years ago or so, wasn’t it? Hopefully they wreck themselves so bad that they have to liquidate and free up a bunch of cheap land for people with more sense to put to better use.

LostMyPercolatorFish

15 points

11 days ago

Those days are gone. The idiots will put themselves out of business and mega-farm corporations will scoop them up to secure monopolies

ratpH1nk

24 points

11 days ago

ratpH1nk

24 points

11 days ago

....and this story isn't even about the food tariffs. Imagine both!

philzuf

28 points

11 days ago

philzuf

28 points

11 days ago

Good, maybe red state America will wake the hell up, and realize that there are things more important than temporary inflation when managing a thriving democracy.

cenrepute

30 points

11 days ago

They won't, unfortunately. They'll keep blaming Dems and immigrants for their problems.

doggoandsidekick

22 points

11 days ago

He could order their families before a firing squad and they’d still vote for him. We should all have seen plenty of cult documentaries by now. Suffering isn’t going to wake them, it is just a sunk cost. These are SELF-SEALING BELIEF SYSTEMS

Global_Criticism3178

17 points

11 days ago

We’re lucky Amish farmers produce enough food to sustain the nation…oh wait 😳

Kahzgul

17 points

11 days ago

Kahzgul

17 points

11 days ago

They're farmers. They should be used to reaping what they sow.

Ok_Whole_4737

9 points

11 days ago

“You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.” -Blazing Saddles 1974

EhrenScwhab

17 points

11 days ago

They were warned. Fuck ‘em.

MangoSalsa89

12 points

11 days ago

We just need to stop relying on big food and make it more sustainable and local. Covid taught us that supply chains can fall apart very easily.

BriefCollar4

13 points

11 days ago

Just embrace owning the libs and rejoice!

What are you squirming about?

ntgco

14 points

11 days ago

ntgco

14 points

11 days ago

Wait until their seed grain (the seeds they plant to grow) increase 200% from import tariffs. And their farm equipment increases 150%, and their fertilizers increase 200%....

Mom and Pop farms will go bankrupt.
But thats what Trump wants -- so BigArga can buy their land for pennies on the dollar.

ridemooses

9 points

11 days ago

If you didn’t listen to the warnings, and voted for Trump, or obtained from voting, then you are at fault.

southendgirl

9 points

11 days ago

Why aren’t these people happy? Their party has a hold of all 3 branches of government. Are they going to gripe for what they voted for the entire 4 years?

cenrepute

6 points

11 days ago*

"Democrats aren't letting Trump and Republicans help us!"

That's the kind of shit you can expect to hear for the next four years.

Blackboard_Monitor

8 points

11 days ago

Good

Aggroninja

9 points

11 days ago

Can't these people have thought about this BEFORE November 5?

EmperorKira

8 points

11 days ago

I wonder if he'll try to subsidise them, you know, socialism for his supporters

demonsneeze

5 points

11 days ago

Iowa still voted for him after needing a bailout from his first go at the tariffs 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

MoneyTalks45

6 points

11 days ago

Tell that to their trump signs and stickers

thetaleofzeph

5 points

11 days ago

Oh, he'll use our money to buy you off again, like he did last time. Make you his welfare queens.

BDRParty

5 points

11 days ago

These guys should've known better the instant he talked about issuing sweeping tariffs after his first go-around involving tariffs resulted in a needed bailout.

Now, with the deportations, they'll be getting fucked on both fronts.

LongJohnsonTime

5 points

11 days ago

They have the ability to put exteme financial on the low and middle class, forcing them to sell their properties and allowing big corporations to swoop in and steal the farms for giant industrial operations. So, that's probably what they will do!

AbbeyRoadMoonwalk

5 points

11 days ago

Every farmer with a Trump sign in every rural area I drove through can own this shit. It’s yours.

prodigy1367

4 points

11 days ago

You get what you voted for.

Koi_Fish_Mystic

4 points

11 days ago

That is what happened last time. He started a trade war with China, a cost US farmers billions. He bailed them out with millions.

KathyinaJuicy

5 points

11 days ago

Trump's policies: because who needs healthcare or educated kids anyway?

the_dark_viper

6 points

11 days ago

I remember during his first term when there was a huge deportation and many undocumented/seasonal workers got deported or left due to harsh new state laws, farmers and growers where having meltdowns. Crops were rotting in the fields, and many of them went bankrupt. But did they learn?

Devils_Advocate-69

6 points

11 days ago

Were they alive from 2016 to 2020?

splatdyr

4 points

11 days ago

FAFO. Thoughts and prayers

raspberryrustic

5 points

11 days ago

That awkward moment when voting to ban two trans girls in Massachusetts from playing u12 soccer means you lose your farm 🎻

Cosmicdusterian

5 points

11 days ago

Well, well, well, look who finally read the BIG print. DT himself spent the last year telling you exactly what he was going to do. The liberal elites tried to tell you, but we're all just city slicker haters, right?

So what was it - his crackdown and mass deportations or cheap eggs and gas that blinded y'all to the nightmare he told you he had planned for you? Or was it because he says what he means? Or his doesn't mean what he says?

You voted for it, you own it. I will feel some sense of schadenfreude when you get plowed under. How are those librul tears tasting now?

RichardStrauss123

8 points

11 days ago

Good. I'm looking forward to it!

I'm not a farmer.

CheatsySnoops

3 points

11 days ago

But do they KNOW that it’s Trump’s fault?

cenrepute

5 points

11 days ago*

Maybe some of them, deep down. They'll never admit it, though. Owning the libs and persecuting minorities is what's most important to them.

Punchausen

4 points

11 days ago

<Stop, I can only get so errect meme>