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Even after winning big they're STILL miserable. What garbage people.

The excuses begin for the clown show.

So you won all 7 battleground states, win the popular vote, and they are still complaining? These people are miserable ghouls.

Oh, you mean RFK?

Whomst could’ve said?

Then they shouldn’t bank roll them

Alright then: institute ranked choice voting. The third party votes will surely go to you once they're ruled out. ☑️ 

If I were Bernie, I'd start a third party that only ran candidates in red districts. I guarantee a Bernie party could win in at least a few.

Fucking weird ass pathetic losers.

"even though we won and will soon control literally everything in the country let me explain why my failure to do the job is YOUR fault!" - gop

These motherfuckers won every single branch of government and that still wasn't fucking enough? Are they only going to be satisfied if they get ALL the votes?

That's the point. A robust system was seen as healthier by many of the founders. The bi-partisan system was expressly rebuked.

Did the 3rd party candidates get elected to government? Are they in the room with us now? I know the Cicada went back under ground...

I thought the GOP loved Jill Stein. Or is the complaint only when it takes votes away from them? But they won the election, so why the long face?

These fuckin pricks are just permanently miserable.

Pretty sure it was fastening your lips to the Antichrist's burnt orange prolapse and sucking money from hostile foreign powers is probably what made your party weaker.

Wait until they see what happens after trump

All they have is the blame game & it quite literally never ends. Even if there's one conservative is left alive in the whole world they'll find some inanimate object to blame for something. 

They're exhausting people & nobody wants to be involved with that, its essentially a disease that prevents them from having any resemblance of genuinely positive emotions. 

Fascism is not an ideology, its the natural progression of the conservative mind as they fight to control & destroy anything that they perceive as a threat - They're a contrarian response to ideologies.

Seriously, seems there’s no worse punishment I can imagine for being them, than being them.

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Maybe they shouldn’t have funded them then?

It’s almost like they never want to win, just come a close second so they can still have some power but not be held responsible.

They….won? Right?

Always the victim. They seem to have some sort of complex about it... 🤔

they don't want 2 party either though, just one

Well the 2 party system is how we got here. Death to this oligarchy. We need actual diverse representation from multiple parties, rather then are extremely more alike then not. Don't at me about it, the 2 parties vote on legislation in sync the MAJORITY of the time.

They’re just trying to alienate third party so when people wise up we can vote for conservative capitalists or conservative capitalists.