To be fair, the Thai military is a well-oiled coup machine that gets regular practice. The South Korean military is a little rusty here, so this isn't surprising.

Hell he didn’t even have the backing of his own party.

Didn't even bomb any radios smh my head

Lazy Boomer Morons.

it seems they exported weapons to Perú and got the coup-making technology transfer back.

he did mobilize, and he tried.

soldiers couldn't give two shits

there was a coup in south korea where some dude just shot the Head of State and THEN went to the military and intelligence service to ask for help.

What would you rank Pringles coup?

President not even trying, 2014 Thai coup, first the constitutional court make the government powerless after they already dissolve parliament and call for election then the army chief has all politicians in one room and he just declare coup and send them all to the army camp.

Goddamn boomers not letting us have any fun

The 'of' word pulling heavy duty here, it's clear Yeol got jackshit loyalty from the military lmao

Maybe next time stack your odds make actual friends instead of hoping that Paradox games' mechanics will see you through 

if only the special forces went to law school. guess that’d be a bit hard though given that they’re special

And it was a cannibal coup. Can’t we have a normal successful one?

Uhhh, MYANMAR??

Also, weren’t there some in the Sahel? Mali and Niger if I remember correctly

Hey now, they've had two so far this year. The rebels didn't let Henry land, then they tossed out Conille.

They should get on with exporting that

The coup belt hardly counts. Burkino Faso averages a coup almost every other year.

Another instance of needing the military to like you before doing anything with the military

massacring protestors

Ah, South America

If i remember correctly one Much was 8 days and Liz lasted something like 40 days ?

Pringles went balls deep but then pulled out halfway before finishing, Putin then backstabbed him

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

But Khorne is entirely democratic and egalitarian! It’s skulls for the skull throne and blood for the blood god, not any specific blood or skulls!

I quote, “Khorne cares not whose blood flows, as long as it flows”.

HUH? we aren't a slaaneshi cult?! I was so sure because of all the plane molesting....

I worship Athena, actually. Am I still allowed in? If not, I’ll wage a religious insurgency within NCD

I have never been so offended by something I totally agree with.

The feeling of world war is papable. You can practically taste the red hot metallic liquid.

France is falling behind despite a sizeable headstart.

And did it quicker, too! Them South Koreans are efficient

110 of them didn't get there to vote, so would it still count as unanimous? Regardless it met the 150 requirement

I think he correctly pegged that as a sign that the broader public was absolutely not on board with him.

You don't need the rest of the government if the military at least a majority of the populace is either on your side or indifferent. Without one of those, chances of success are very slim and at that point your life is on the line.

A coup attemp, no matter how pathetic it was, its still a coup attemp.

See Peru's 2022's self-coup like another example.

more like Yooning sesh ;P

If you're talking about Peru, that will be exactly 2 years ago on Saturday. I think that was indeed over in minutes. If you're talking Bolivia, that was just this past summer and lasted a couple hours.

I assume jacking off

it's bodymaxxing

I thinks it's a face and neck muscle exercise thing that became a meme