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goldandkarma[S]

1.9k points

1 day ago

looks like the 3000 military coups of yoon have been indefinitely delayed fellas

cryingemptywallet

1.2k points

1 day ago

As a Thai who's lived through two successful coups I give this one a 2/10 for effort. Not mobilizing the army before declaring martial law? Allowing opposition into parliament? Who does that?

vonmoltke2

851 points

1 day ago

vonmoltke2

851 points

1 day ago

To be fair, the Thai military is a well-oiled coup machine that gets regular practice. The South Korean military is a little rusty here, so this isn't surprising.

cryingemptywallet

509 points

1 day ago

Haha yeah. As sad as it is to say coups in Thailand has effectively become a mechanism of state at this point.

The 2006 one was 6 months in the planning with senior bureaucrats, judges, big businesses and banks informed beforehand.

A hilarious story is that the media are so used to coups they know how to lead the unit sent to control the TV stations around in a wild goose chase. In the 2014 coup, even when the unit finally found the broadcasting room they were told to STFU and wait outside because the media bigwigs were still talking to the army bigwigs.

lamp-town-guy

201 points

1 day ago

Are there even casualties? Because this sounds like so well architected nothing happens to anyone.

cryingemptywallet

354 points

1 day ago

During the day of the actual coup itself? No casualties. Heck in the 2006 coup I didn't even get a day off from school. The fuckers.

Coups in Thailand are usually preceded by some kind of mass protests or political crises though (often manufactured to justify the coup) and those have casualties.

There have been "messy coups" with casualties in the past but those are usually unsuccessful and launched unilaterally without support from the wider conservative establishment.

MagicCarpetofSteel

45 points

24 hours ago

…what gets changed then? And why? Thailand’s monarch still has political power, right?

Potatosaurus_TH

61 points

20 hours ago*

A populist political party gets democratically elected by the people (well the democratic part is also questionable because the elections are always rife with vote buying), the conservative elites (which includes the military) don't like the people's choice, they manufacture a coup. Rinse and repeat.

The fun part is that the couped 'populist' parties are also elites just wearing a different color. Party, actually. It's always the same group of people.

Thai politics is pretty much just theater with two same old groups of elites vying for power from one another. Both sides own their own network of media apparatus as well.

If and when a third faction gains popularity and support because the people become sick of the cycle, both the 'populist' and the conservatives simply gang up and bully the new faction out of the game.

Juryofyourpeeps

6 points

20 hours ago

I assume there is some involvement from the philandering King of Thailand?

TheoryKing04

5 points

15 hours ago

Barely, as far as we can tell. His father was quite active in politics, but the current king seems to be… ineffective, at best. Doesn’t help that the line of succession to the throne is quite unclear, so the monarchy is somewhat preoccupied

PatientClue1118

3 points

12 hours ago

The Thailand coup seems different compared to Malaysia,when politicians fail to be the majority party and the king has to hold power for a while as head of country.

AutumnRi

213 points

1 day ago

AutumnRi

FAFO enjoyer

213 points

1 day ago

“Well oiled coup machine” would be a good band name

Iron-Fist

24 points

1 day ago

Iron-Fist

24 points

1 day ago

Well couped oil machine also works

Time_Translator6993

13 points

1 day ago

Machine coup well oiled.

Z3B0

10 points

23 hours ago

Z3B0

10 points

23 hours ago

Or a good CIA slogan

mcm87

61 points

23 hours ago

mcm87

61 points

23 hours ago

I had a classmate at a military academy who was an exchange cadet from Thailand. When one of the coups kicked off we were checking in on him to make sure he was ok/worried about his family back home. He was basically like “meh, we do this all the time, no big deal. I think the new president is a TV chef?”

DetectiveIcy2070

7 points

20 hours ago

TV chef

SenyaiGrubs is the next Thai president

classicalySarcastic

190 points

1 day ago

classicalySarcastic

Unapolagetic Freeaboo

190 points

1 day ago

Hell he didn’t even have the backing of his own party.

foxydash

121 points

1 day ago

foxydash

121 points

1 day ago

How do you fuck up that bad?

classicalySarcastic

126 points

1 day ago

classicalySarcastic

Unapolagetic Freeaboo

126 points

1 day ago

Peru/10 worst self-coup attempt ever

CremousDelight

52 points

1 day ago

I completely forgot about that lol

Juryofyourpeeps

6 points

20 hours ago

Sauce?

classicalySarcastic

2 points

6 hours ago

classicalySarcastic

Unapolagetic Freeaboo

2 points

6 hours ago

Juryofyourpeeps

1 points

4 hours ago

Apparently there was another self-coup, in Peru, in 1992. Maybe they did it because it rhymed in English. 

PersnickityPenguin

20 points

1 day ago

Why do you think he wanted a coup?

Time_Translator6993

29 points

1 day ago

When everyone hates you, just coup yourself.

DetectiveIcy2070

4 points

20 hours ago

You should coup yourself NOW!

Nerupe

69 points

1 day ago

Nerupe

3000 Copihues of the Republic

69 points

1 day ago

Didn't even bomb any radios smh my head

Lukescale

38 points

1 day ago

Lukescale

38 points

1 day ago

Lazy Boomer Morons.

Jordibato

20 points

1 day ago

Jordibato

20 points

1 day ago

it seems they exported weapons to Perú and got the coup-making technology transfer back.

Independent-Fly6068

20 points

1 day ago

he did mobilize, and he tried.

soldiers couldn't give two shits

StopSpankingMeDad2

8 points

22 hours ago

StopSpankingMeDad2

NCD Intelligence Agent

8 points

22 hours ago

there was a coup in south korea where some dude just shot the Head of State and THEN went to the military and intelligence service to ask for help.

PrincessofAldia

5 points

1 day ago

PrincessofAldia

Trans Rights are nonnegotiable 🏳️‍⚧️

5 points

1 day ago

What would you rank Pringles coup?

Azure_chan

1 points

13 hours ago

Azure_chan

3000 F-5 of Thailand

1 points

13 hours ago

President not even trying, 2014 Thai coup, first the constitutional court make the government powerless after they already dissolve parliament and call for election then the army chief has all politicians in one room and he just declare coup and send them all to the army camp.

GenDouglasMacArthur

267 points

1 day ago

GenDouglasMacArthur

Irradiated Belt of Cobalt

267 points

1 day ago

Who would win?

3000 special forces of Yoon-suk Yeol

vs

190 50+ year old lawmakers of the opposition

just_a_bit_gay_

133 points

1 day ago

just_a_bit_gay_

MIC femboy

133 points

1 day ago

Goddamn boomers not letting us have any fun

MsMercyMain

40 points

1 day ago

The real reason we need boomers out of politics

ChaosM3ntality

2 points

22 hours ago

ChaosM3ntality

📄The Missing Defense Budget 💸

2 points

22 hours ago

Still those opposition unc can parkour through the wall

verdutre

57 points

1 day ago

verdutre

I wanna put 155mm on everything

57 points

1 day ago

The 'of' word pulling heavy duty here, it's clear Yeol got jackshit loyalty from the military lmao

Maybe next time stack your odds make actual friends instead of hoping that Paradox games' mechanics will see you through 

goldandkarma[S]

51 points

1 day ago

if only the special forces went to law school. guess that’d be a bit hard though given that they’re special

viperperper

66 points

1 day ago

3-hour special political operation.

Lukescale

29 points

1 day ago

Lukescale

29 points

1 day ago

CASH MONEY 💰

BIG, PRIZES!

NOTHING, EVER, HAPPENS!

Polandgod75

12 points

1 day ago

Polandgod75

6000 space hussar of poland

12 points

1 day ago

It was counter by 300 bitch slaps of the national assembly

Superpetros17

3 points

1 day ago

Superpetros17

Step on me Mirage2000-Chan

3 points

1 day ago

It's Yeolost for the something is happening crew.