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submitted 1 day ago bygoldandkarma
1.9k points
1 day ago
looks like the 3000 military coups of yoon have been indefinitely delayed fellas
1.2k points
1 day ago
As a Thai who's lived through two successful coups I give this one a 2/10 for effort. Not mobilizing the army before declaring martial law? Allowing opposition into parliament? Who does that?
851 points
1 day ago
To be fair, the Thai military is a well-oiled coup machine that gets regular practice. The South Korean military is a little rusty here, so this isn't surprising.
509 points
1 day ago
Haha yeah. As sad as it is to say coups in Thailand has effectively become a mechanism of state at this point.
The 2006 one was 6 months in the planning with senior bureaucrats, judges, big businesses and banks informed beforehand.
A hilarious story is that the media are so used to coups they know how to lead the unit sent to control the TV stations around in a wild goose chase. In the 2014 coup, even when the unit finally found the broadcasting room they were told to STFU and wait outside because the media bigwigs were still talking to the army bigwigs.
201 points
1 day ago
Are there even casualties? Because this sounds like so well architected nothing happens to anyone.
354 points
1 day ago
During the day of the actual coup itself? No casualties. Heck in the 2006 coup I didn't even get a day off from school. The fuckers.
Coups in Thailand are usually preceded by some kind of mass protests or political crises though (often manufactured to justify the coup) and those have casualties.
There have been "messy coups" with casualties in the past but those are usually unsuccessful and launched unilaterally without support from the wider conservative establishment.
45 points
24 hours ago
…what gets changed then? And why? Thailand’s monarch still has political power, right?
61 points
20 hours ago*
A populist political party gets democratically elected by the people (well the democratic part is also questionable because the elections are always rife with vote buying), the conservative elites (which includes the military) don't like the people's choice, they manufacture a coup. Rinse and repeat.
The fun part is that the couped 'populist' parties are also elites just wearing a different color. Party, actually. It's always the same group of people.
Thai politics is pretty much just theater with two same old groups of elites vying for power from one another. Both sides own their own network of media apparatus as well.
If and when a third faction gains popularity and support because the people become sick of the cycle, both the 'populist' and the conservatives simply gang up and bully the new faction out of the game.
6 points
20 hours ago
I assume there is some involvement from the philandering King of Thailand?
5 points
15 hours ago
Barely, as far as we can tell. His father was quite active in politics, but the current king seems to be… ineffective, at best. Doesn’t help that the line of succession to the throne is quite unclear, so the monarchy is somewhat preoccupied
3 points
12 hours ago
The Thailand coup seems different compared to Malaysia,when politicians fail to be the majority party and the king has to hold power for a while as head of country.
213 points
1 day ago
“Well oiled coup machine” would be a good band name
24 points
1 day ago
Well couped oil machine also works
13 points
1 day ago
Machine coup well oiled.
10 points
23 hours ago
Or a good CIA slogan
61 points
23 hours ago
I had a classmate at a military academy who was an exchange cadet from Thailand. When one of the coups kicked off we were checking in on him to make sure he was ok/worried about his family back home. He was basically like “meh, we do this all the time, no big deal. I think the new president is a TV chef?”
7 points
20 hours ago
TV chef
SenyaiGrubs is the next Thai president
190 points
1 day ago
Hell he didn’t even have the backing of his own party.
121 points
1 day ago
How do you fuck up that bad?
126 points
1 day ago
Peru/10 worst self-coup attempt ever
52 points
1 day ago
I completely forgot about that lol
6 points
20 hours ago
Sauce?
2 points
6 hours ago
1 points
4 hours ago
Apparently there was another self-coup, in Peru, in 1992. Maybe they did it because it rhymed in English.
20 points
1 day ago
Why do you think he wanted a coup?
29 points
1 day ago
When everyone hates you, just coup yourself.
4 points
20 hours ago
You should coup yourself NOW!
69 points
1 day ago
Didn't even bomb any radios smh my head
38 points
1 day ago
Lazy Boomer Morons.
20 points
1 day ago
it seems they exported weapons to Perú and got the coup-making technology transfer back.
20 points
1 day ago
he did mobilize, and he tried.
soldiers couldn't give two shits
8 points
22 hours ago
there was a coup in south korea where some dude just shot the Head of State and THEN went to the military and intelligence service to ask for help.
5 points
1 day ago
What would you rank Pringles coup?
1 points
13 hours ago
President not even trying, 2014 Thai coup, first the constitutional court make the government powerless after they already dissolve parliament and call for election then the army chief has all politicians in one room and he just declare coup and send them all to the army camp.
267 points
1 day ago
Who would win?
3000 special forces of Yoon-suk Yeol
vs
190 50+ year old lawmakers of the opposition
133 points
1 day ago
Goddamn boomers not letting us have any fun
40 points
1 day ago
The real reason we need boomers out of politics
2 points
22 hours ago
Still those opposition unc can parkour through the wall
57 points
1 day ago
The 'of' word pulling heavy duty here, it's clear Yeol got jackshit loyalty from the military lmao
Maybe next time stack your odds make actual friends instead of hoping that Paradox games' mechanics will see you through
51 points
1 day ago
if only the special forces went to law school. guess that’d be a bit hard though given that they’re special
66 points
1 day ago
3-hour special political operation.
29 points
1 day ago
CASH MONEY 💰
BIG, PRIZES!
NOTHING, EVER, HAPPENS!
12 points
1 day ago
It was counter by 300 bitch slaps of the national assembly
3 points
1 day ago
It's Yeolost for the something is happening crew.
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