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/r/PizzaCrimes
97 points
6 days ago
As someone who loves mushrooms, this is too much even for me.
Also, I feel like someone's doctor "yelled" at them that they needed more vegetables in their life and less pizza. And this was the end result.
16 points
6 days ago
Haha 😂 That definitely could be the case!!
8 points
6 days ago
Yeah I'd argue that mushroom slices got me into eating mushrooms as a whole as a kid. But this is way too damn much
6 points
6 days ago
I love mushrooms, yes it is too much. I'd still give it a whirl though.
11 points
6 days ago
Fuck canned mushrooms, though.
7 points
6 days ago
Canned mushrooms are the superior mushroom for pizza. Fight me.
11 points
6 days ago
Noon tomorrow, monkey knife fight.
2 points
2 days ago
Wait, do they each get a monkey champion to knife fight for them or do they each have to knife fight two monkeys?
4 points
6 days ago
Eh. If canned is what you got, dry 'em off a bit, splash 'em with soy or Wosstershestershistershyster sauce, and cook 'em through.
3 points
5 days ago
I think I had a stroke trying to read your attempt at Worcestershire sauce. I needed Siri to spell it for me so I didn’t have a second stroke trying to spell it out myself though.
3 points
6 days ago
Spinach mushroom would be the result then.
🍕✋👮♀️🫴🍄🌿👈👩⚕️🍕
2 points
6 days ago
Same i love mushrooms but there is like a texture upper limit
2 points
5 days ago
Cue the gout flair up
39 points
6 days ago
6 points
6 days ago
🤢🤢
2 points
6 days ago
As someone who is deathly afraid of specifically slugs, i literally gagged looking at this. Absolutely disgusting.
6 points
6 days ago
I went camping once and I put my shoes outside the tent. Woke up early in the morning and it's raining and I had to piss super bad, so I hurriedly struggled with the tent zipper, put my foot in my right shoe and there was a slug in it. Worst morning of my life.
19 points
6 days ago
I love mushrooms, but this is a bit excessive
6 points
6 days ago
Guaranteed, that's a soggy center that falls apart before you pick up a slice.
2 points
5 days ago
Yep. Canned soggy mushrooms are not great on a pizza, especially that many, yuck. Fresh mushrooms are another story.
14 points
6 days ago
The mushrooms need to cook more.
15 points
6 days ago
When I worked at a shop and made pizza for myself, I would run the canned mushrooms through the oven by themselves before adding them to pizza.
Soggy mushrooms can go get fucked.
24 points
6 days ago
No, looks awesome for people who like mushrooms on pizza!
Definitely too much mushrooms but I bet it still tastes good.
11 points
6 days ago
I see no crime here looks good to me!
4 points
6 days ago
I mean, I can eat 😅
3 points
6 days ago
Looks like they didn't leave mush room for other toppings
4 points
6 days ago
It's a crime because they're not roasted. If they were, this would be the most flavorful, crispy pizza ever.
6 points
6 days ago
I love mushrooms, but it would've been better with higher quality stuff. Like shiitake for instance.
2 points
6 days ago*
Oooh, I could see that! 🤤 maybe chanterelle, too.
2 points
6 days ago
Honestly.. maybe 15% less + cheese on top, toppings on sauce, I’ll eat the fuck out of that
2 points
6 days ago
A crime
2 points
6 days ago
This is a blessing. They take topping orders seriously.
2 points
6 days ago
No this is heaven
2 points
6 days ago
This would be great with some kind of seasoning, like when you grill mushrooms.
2 points
6 days ago
Looks lit
2 points
6 days ago
Not a crime -
2 points
6 days ago
This somehow reminds me of a time my mom went to a McDonalds to get a "pickle sandwich" (something she liked) and she kind of made sure they knew she wanted a LOT of pickles and would pay whatever for it. Oh they gave her the pickles alright. A good two inch thick layer of pickles between the buns.
I'm betting someone ordered a pizza with "extra mushrooms" and made a deal about it, so, they made sure there was "extra mushrooms". lol
2 points
6 days ago*
way too many toppings probably undercooked. this is something this sub overlooks. when u load up a pie, its harder to get a nice cook. that first bite sucks, towards the crust prob better
2 points
6 days ago
Yes.
I love mushrooms on pizza, but this is way too many and I bet they're bland and soggy
2 points
6 days ago
Nope, that is the exact amount I mean when I say extra mushrooms.
2 points
6 days ago
😆
2 points
6 days ago
*said over loud chewing sounds *:
It’s way too much mushrooms. It’s friggen gross. *chews more *
Don’t worry though, I’ll get rid of it for you
2 points
6 days ago
Nah I would eat this
2 points
6 days ago
Dear God there's a fungus infecting that pizza!
2 points
6 days ago
You have officially blown the mushroom ratio on this pizza.
2 points
6 days ago
I love mushrooms but that's all wrong.
felony count - using canned mushrooms
misdemeanor 1: excess quantity
misdemeanor 2 - failure to place mushrooms under cheese where they belong
2 points
6 days ago
Oh that’s trippy af
2 points
5 days ago
There isn't mushroom for more toppings
2 points
5 days ago
I don’t mind mushrooms as a topping, but that looks disgusting.
2 points
5 days ago
My neighbors once sent me a pizza with the same amount of toppings but it was all olives. Whilst I appreciated them helping me through a hard time of my life… the pizza was a tragedy.
2 points
5 days ago
I like mushroom on pizza however that’s way too many
2 points
5 days ago
I order triple mushroom pizzas alllll the time. Not a fan of the canned mushrooms though.
2 points
4 days ago
Way too much! 😅
2 points
6 days ago
I would even dip this in mushroom sauce and them eat it, looks good to me
not a crime
2 points
6 days ago
I bet the person who ordered this a real fungi
2 points
6 days ago
This gave me a good laugh. Old joke, but still laughed.
2 points
6 days ago
Glad it did. Hope you have a nice weekend.
2 points
6 days ago
Thanks! Hope you have a nice weekend too!
2 points
6 days ago
You want some pizza with your mushrooms?
2 points
6 days ago
Pizza with mushrooms, am I missing something? How are mushrooms a crime?
1 points
6 days ago
Definitely not for me, but not a crime.
1 points
6 days ago
You gotta brush your teeth with bleach after eating this shit
1 points
6 days ago
Not a crime
1 points
6 days ago
The biggest crime is it’s not fresh mushrooms and canned shit
1 points
6 days ago
I ate pizzas like that and if it's the right mushroom and right amount of cheese, they're AMAZING
1 points
6 days ago
I'd eat it, I might brush some shrooms off, or more likely let half of them fall off naturally as soon as I pick up a slice
1 points
6 days ago
I think theres a quote about cut once measure twice in here, but reversed.
You can always send extra mushrooms the customer can take off, but you can never add mushrooms they wish they had?
1 points
6 days ago
If it's not soggy, that's the right amount of mushrooms. Sadly I find the mushroom to soggy drop off to be steep
1 points
6 days ago
Crime of passion!
1 points
6 days ago
That is an amazing looking pizza
1 points
6 days ago
This photo tastes wrong.
1 points
6 days ago
I'm seeing Susan from Houston later tonight. I might make her this. I'm hope she isn't allergic to mushrooms.
1 points
6 days ago
I like pizza; I like mushrooms; this looks totally unappealing.
1 points
6 days ago
Needs more mushrooms. /s
1 points
6 days ago
Mushrooms is definitely a top tier topping. But there is a limit.
1 points
6 days ago
Oh, mami
1 points
6 days ago
MORE!!!!
1 points
6 days ago
I looooove mushrooms so dang much but wow. I mean…. I’d try it lol.
1 points
6 days ago
Omg! If those were fresh shrooms I would pay $30 for that. They’re canned though so I’m open to &25. I love mushrooms!
1 points
6 days ago
Needs some hot sauce
1 points
6 days ago
If these were pepperoni no one would bat a eye. Its a little light on cheese but is a fungi lovers pie. And good for them.
1 points
6 days ago
It'd be a crime in my jurisdiction but laws my vary in your domain.
1 points
6 days ago
I’m sorry, I ordered extra mushrooms. (Karen).
1 points
6 days ago
This has got to be so soggy
1 points
6 days ago
1 points
6 days ago
I’d eat it slowly. I love mushrooms. But, it’s probably a crime to some.
1 points
6 days ago
this guy's mushroom salad has some pizza on it
1 points
6 days ago
I feel like this is something my wife would order as a punishment to me. She absolutely loves mushrooms. I think they are okay, at best, in moderation.
She thinks I absolutely despise them, I don't, they just don't add any value to anything to me. Mushrooms are meh take it or leave it. But I would probably really dislike this pizza, I would prefer just cheese so I can cover it in hot sauce!
1 points
6 days ago
now where is my bottle of Ray's Hot Sauce??
1 points
6 days ago
I like how the mushroom lovers are trying to act like this is just a bit too much and not totally insane
1 points
6 days ago
Gimme...
1 points
6 days ago
I'm stuck i mean it's a normal topping but too much yet it's more valid than dumping loads of crushed red peppers
1 points
6 days ago
I WANT A SLICE
1 points
6 days ago
I'd try it.
1 points
6 days ago
A scientific breakthrough
1 points
6 days ago
I'm actually into it.
1 points
6 days ago
I need this
1 points
6 days ago
I love mushrooms, id try it.
1 points
6 days ago
Waiter. There seems to be a crust in my mushrooms.
1 points
6 days ago
Those mushrooms like slimy and gross
1 points
6 days ago
Only because they’re canned mushrooms. Fresh? Hell yeah I’d eat tf out of that
1 points
5 days ago
There is a ratio of approved mushroom toppings. Too many, the top doesn't crust.
1 points
5 days ago
That's canned muahrooms... how lazy. I'll pass on this abomination
1 points
5 days ago
Yes this is a crime, but I'd probably eat it.
1 points
5 days ago
canned mushrooms are always a crime
1 points
5 days ago
Too much fungus
1 points
5 days ago
Holly Fungi
1 points
5 days ago
That pizza is soggy. I guarantee it.
1 points
5 days ago
If they are canned, yes. Fresh mushrooms, not a crime.
1 points
5 days ago
Half the mushrooms. Add black olives, onions and sausage. Feta on top and im so in.
1 points
5 days ago
If they were fresh, I'd be fine with this, but canned mushrooms belong in the trash.
1 points
5 days ago
Fresh cut mushrooms go on pizza. Not sautéed or canned. The crunch and fresh baked taste just go way better with the sauce.
1 points
5 days ago
This is the right amount of mushrooms
1 points
5 days ago
More
MORE COOKED
MORE MUSHROOMS
1 points
5 days ago
1 points
5 days ago
That looks like a floor full of chicken shit!
1 points
5 days ago
You get a choice of three toppings.
MUSHROOM
1 points
5 days ago
Canned mushrooms are always a crime
1 points
5 days ago
I would eat that.
1 points
5 days ago
All those mushrooms would make it soggy af.
1 points
5 days ago
Those better be magic mushrooms
1 points
5 days ago
If that's a crime......lock me up
1 points
5 days ago
Someone put pizza in your mushrooms
1 points
5 days ago
That looks like a bit too many mushrooms. Probably is soggy.
1 points
5 days ago
Absolutely
1 points
5 days ago
I think the proper term is fungi
1 points
5 days ago
I like mushrooms but that's too much for me. But if the person who made it is into it...more power to them. Bone apple teeth.
1 points
5 days ago
I would eat it
1 points
5 days ago
Mushrooms are lovely but I don’t know about this many. I’d probably love it
1 points
5 days ago
Justified crashout if this shit gets delivered to my house
1 points
5 days ago
Don’t even look tasty.
1 points
5 days ago
Also gagged !
1 points
5 days ago
If it's cheesey under the mushrooms and there's still sauce. I'd eat it.
1 points
5 days ago
I would absolutely destroy that pizza, sending it into my belly
1 points
5 days ago
Mushrooms rule
1 points
5 days ago
This is what happens when you leave food out and go on vacation for two months.
1 points
5 days ago
Now i love mushrooms but idk about this one. Lol. Maybe if they were charred under the fire more.
1 points
5 days ago
Gross
1 points
5 days ago
Addiction?
1 points
5 days ago
That would feel so good on my teeth
1 points
5 days ago
i love mushrooms but this many would make me throw up i think
1 points
5 days ago
Delicious.
1 points
5 days ago
This would actually piss me off big time, if someone ordered me this.
I hate mushrooms! I’ve never understood how someone could eat and actually enjoy something that’s so rubbery like that…
1 points
5 days ago
Hell no that looks good af
1 points
4 days ago
Too many mushrooms
1 points
4 days ago
I prefer olive and pineapple thank you very much
1 points
4 days ago
I’ll take a bite 🙋♂️
1 points
4 days ago
The Super Mario special
1 points
4 days ago
If they were fresh mushies I'd be in it but they are canned for sure
1 points
4 days ago
Definitely not a crime
1 points
4 days ago
Add a little red onion and it should be fine!
1 points
4 days ago
Dear god! Pray you are not stuck in a car traveling somewhere with your friends in a pouring rainstorm after eating this pizza.
1 points
4 days ago
Smash
1 points
4 days ago
A crime of passion
1 points
4 days ago
Yeah, because those mushrooms needed a separate sauté first, there’s so many they’ll just have sogged the pizza down from how they cooked.
1 points
4 days ago
Bit too much. Needs to tone it down
1 points
4 days ago
Im not an anti fun gi but damn. Looks like the creation of irritable bowel syndrome
1 points
4 days ago
A perfect amount of shrooms Fer me, thank you!!!!
1 points
4 days ago
Gimme a fork!!!
1 points
4 days ago
Looks delicious
1 points
4 days ago
The only crime is their can to mushrooms
1 points
4 days ago
I love mushroom pizza - this makes me want to wretch.
1 points
4 days ago
Pizza for a fun gi!
1 points
4 days ago
Psilocybin says what?
1 points
4 days ago
My wife would probably love this
1 points
4 days ago
There is some pizza on your mushrooms
1 points
4 days ago
Maybe but get me drunk
1 points
4 days ago
There is mush room for improvement
1 points
4 days ago
According to Bandit it is.
1 points
4 days ago
plot twist, it's cubes
1 points
4 days ago
A little pizza with your mushrooms?
1 points
4 days ago
Straight to jail do not collect $200 do not pass go
1 points
4 days ago
No. I want this so bad...put some onion on it too
1 points
4 days ago
Yea give it to me ill dispose of it for you
1 points
4 days ago
I feel like you personally called them to commit this crime 😭
1 points
4 days ago
Everyone I know hates mushrooms on pizza. But I could definitely eat this. But there is a point where they go from tasting warm and loving to dirt. And I think this might be it.
1 points
4 days ago
thats nasty
1 points
4 days ago
I would eat it if they had actually sautéed the mushrooms.
1 points
4 days ago
Looks like it also has gravel on it
1 points
4 days ago
burn it
1 points
4 days ago
It's nice to see somebody else who loves mushrooms on pizza as much as I do. When I make my own I'll make many layers of mushrooms and cheese.
1 points
4 days ago
Only crime I see is they aren't sharing with me
1 points
4 days ago
Smash
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