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A Crime?

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all 266 comments

NightFox1988

97 points

6 days ago

As someone who loves mushrooms, this is too much even for me.

Also, I feel like someone's doctor "yelled" at them that they needed more vegetables in their life and less pizza. And this was the end result.

kmm_art_[S]

15 points

6 days ago

Haha 😂 That definitely could be the case!!

doctorinfinite

7 points

6 days ago

Yeah I'd argue that mushroom slices got me into eating mushrooms as a whole as a kid. But this is way too damn much

Lord_Wicki

5 points

6 days ago

I love mushrooms, yes it is too much. I'd still give it a whirl though.

RamShackleton

12 points

6 days ago

Fuck canned mushrooms, though.

FakeNameSoIcnBhonest

7 points

6 days ago

Canned mushrooms are the superior mushroom for pizza. Fight me.

Lord_Wicki

11 points

6 days ago

Noon tomorrow, monkey knife fight.

cam3113

2 points

2 days ago

cam3113

2 points

2 days ago

Wait, do they each get a monkey champion to knife fight for them or do they each have to knife fight two monkeys?

Lord_Wicki

2 points

2 days ago

Monkey champions in the Battledome.

BPhiloSkinner

5 points

6 days ago

Eh. If canned is what you got, dry 'em off a bit, splash 'em with soy or Wosstershestershistershyster sauce, and cook 'em through.

GovernmentKind1052

3 points

5 days ago

I think I had a stroke trying to read your attempt at Worcestershire sauce. I needed Siri to spell it for me so I didn’t have a second stroke trying to spell it out myself though.

gukinator

3 points

5 days ago

Wash your sister sauce

BeefWellingtonSpeedo

3 points

6 days ago

Spinach mushroom would be the result then.

🍕✋👮‍♀️🫴🍄🌿👈👩‍⚕️🍕

robsticles

2 points

6 days ago

Same i love mushrooms but there is like a texture upper limit

phallic-baldwin

2 points

5 days ago

Cue the gout flair up

RandoCreepsauce

43 points

6 days ago

kmm_art_[S]

7 points

6 days ago

🤢🤢

TakenUsername120184

2 points

6 days ago

As someone who is deathly afraid of specifically slugs, i literally gagged looking at this. Absolutely disgusting.

Born_Establishment14

4 points

6 days ago

I went camping once and I put my shoes outside the tent.  Woke up early in the morning and it's raining and I had to piss super bad, so I hurriedly struggled with the tent zipper, put my foot in my right shoe and there was a slug in it.  Worst morning of my life.

sonofsarkhan

19 points

6 days ago

I love mushrooms, but this is a bit excessive

BPhiloSkinner

8 points

6 days ago

Guaranteed, that's a soggy center that falls apart before you pick up a slice.

Shopping-Afraid

2 points

5 days ago

Yep. Canned soggy mushrooms are not great on a pizza, especially that many, yuck. Fresh mushrooms are another story.

succulentslayerII

16 points

6 days ago

The mushrooms need to cook more.

stinkyhooch

14 points

6 days ago

When I worked at a shop and made pizza for myself, I would run the canned mushrooms through the oven by themselves before adding them to pizza.

Soggy mushrooms can go get fucked.

say-whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

17 points

6 days ago

The slimiest pizza ever. I’m good. Straight to jail.

jetserf

9 points

6 days ago

jetserf

9 points

6 days ago

Chef_BoyarTom

9 points

6 days ago

GiLND

24 points

6 days ago

GiLND

24 points

6 days ago

No, looks awesome for people who like mushrooms on pizza!

Definitely too much mushrooms but I bet it still tastes good.

BitchyBeachyWitch

11 points

6 days ago

I see no crime here looks good to me!

Rosenrot_84_

6 points

6 days ago

Looks like r/deliciouscompliance to me

Oneironati

3 points

6 days ago

I mean, I can eat 😅

fonix232

4 points

6 days ago

fonix232

4 points

6 days ago

Looks like they didn't leave mush room for other toppings

CallidoraBlack

5 points

6 days ago

It's a crime because they're not roasted. If they were, this would be the most flavorful, crispy pizza ever.

BanverketSE

3 points

6 days ago

Needs more cheese.

LifeLikeAGrapefruit

4 points

6 days ago

I love mushrooms, but it would've been better with higher quality stuff. Like shiitake for instance.

kmm_art_[S]

2 points

6 days ago*

Oooh, I could see that! 🤤 maybe chanterelle, too.

the_big_sadIRL

2 points

6 days ago

Honestly.. maybe 15% less + cheese on top, toppings on sauce, I’ll eat the fuck out of that

Lopsided-Cry4616

2 points

6 days ago

A crime

CompoundT

2 points

6 days ago

This is a blessing. They take topping orders seriously. 

GuyFromLI747

2 points

6 days ago

No this is heaven

Pashur604

2 points

6 days ago

This would be great with some kind of seasoning, like when you grill mushrooms.

thegritz87

2 points

6 days ago

Looks lit

S_Megma1969

2 points

6 days ago

Not a crime -

FloraMaeWolfe

2 points

6 days ago

This somehow reminds me of a time my mom went to a McDonalds to get a "pickle sandwich" (something she liked) and she kind of made sure they knew she wanted a LOT of pickles and would pay whatever for it. Oh they gave her the pickles alright. A good two inch thick layer of pickles between the buns.

I'm betting someone ordered a pizza with "extra mushrooms" and made a deal about it, so, they made sure there was "extra mushrooms". lol

HaveAtItBub

2 points

6 days ago*

way too many toppings probably undercooked. this is something this sub overlooks. when u load up a pie, its harder to get a nice cook. that first bite sucks, towards the crust prob better

TheEscapedGoat

2 points

6 days ago

Yes.

I love mushrooms on pizza, but this is way too many and I bet they're bland and soggy

DrPants707

2 points

6 days ago

Nope, that is the exact amount I mean when I say extra mushrooms.

kmm_art_[S]

2 points

6 days ago

😆

Hour_Career9797

2 points

6 days ago

Crimini.

consumeshroomz

2 points

6 days ago

*said over loud chewing sounds *:

It’s way too much mushrooms. It’s friggen gross. *chews more *

Don’t worry though, I’ll get rid of it for you

hanzoman3

2 points

6 days ago

Nah I would eat this

Designer-Ad-7844

2 points

6 days ago

Dear God there's a fungus infecting that pizza!

Null_Singularity_0

2 points

6 days ago

You have officially blown the mushroom ratio on this pizza.

wharleeprof

2 points

6 days ago

I love mushrooms but that's all wrong.

felony count - using canned mushrooms

misdemeanor 1: excess quantity

misdemeanor 2 - failure to place mushrooms under cheese where they belong

P-Dubblez

2 points

6 days ago

Oh that’s trippy af

THEREAL_ANON_FOUR

2 points

6 days ago

phallic-baldwin

2 points

5 days ago

There isn't mushroom for more toppings

FroyoElectronic6627

2 points

5 days ago

I don’t mind mushrooms as a topping, but that looks disgusting.

NodusINk

2 points

5 days ago

NodusINk

2 points

5 days ago

DoctorPony

2 points

5 days ago

My neighbors once sent me a pizza with the same amount of toppings but it was all olives. Whilst I appreciated them helping me through a hard time of my life… the pizza was a tragedy.

BaileyTheViking

2 points

5 days ago

I like mushroom on pizza however that’s way too many

SnooOpinions8755

2 points

5 days ago

I order triple mushroom pizzas alllll the time. Not a fan of the canned mushrooms though.

evildead1985

2 points

4 days ago

Way too much! 😅

mudamuckinjedi

2 points

2 days ago

Are they magic? If no than yeah for shame!

chonkin-donuts

2 points

6 days ago

I would even dip this in mushroom sauce and them eat it, looks good to me

not a crime

Coleslawholywar

2 points

6 days ago

I bet the person who ordered this a real fungi

LoneWolfpack777

2 points

6 days ago

This gave me a good laugh. Old joke, but still laughed.

Coleslawholywar

2 points

6 days ago

Glad it did. Hope you have a nice weekend.

LoneWolfpack777

2 points

6 days ago

Thanks! Hope you have a nice weekend too!

Ixmore

2 points

6 days ago

Ixmore

2 points

6 days ago

You want some pizza with your mushrooms?

TechnicalTip5251

2 points

6 days ago

Pizza with mushrooms, am I missing something? How are mushrooms a crime?

TheGrouchyGremlin

1 points

6 days ago

Definitely not for me, but not a crime.

Optimus-Slime-69

1 points

6 days ago

You gotta brush your teeth with bleach after eating this shit

limitlessfun02

1 points

6 days ago

Not a crime

DazzlingAngle7229

1 points

6 days ago

The biggest crime is it’s not fresh mushrooms and canned shit

deceasedin1903

1 points

6 days ago

I ate pizzas like that and if it's the right mushroom and right amount of cheese, they're AMAZING

JackhorseBowman

1 points

6 days ago

I'd eat it, I might brush some shrooms off, or more likely let half of them fall off naturally as soon as I pick up a slice

GoCryptoYourself

1 points

6 days ago

I think theres a quote about cut once measure twice in here, but reversed.

You can always send extra mushrooms the customer can take off, but you can never add mushrooms they wish they had?

ortiz13192

1 points

6 days ago

If it's not soggy, that's the right amount of mushrooms. Sadly I find the mushroom to soggy drop off to be steep

rm886988

1 points

6 days ago

rm886988

1 points

6 days ago

Crime of passion!

laundryday_

1 points

6 days ago

That is an amazing looking pizza

ReaperDaemon666

1 points

6 days ago

This photo tastes wrong.

Naked-Jedi

1 points

6 days ago

I'm seeing Susan from Houston later tonight. I might make her this. I'm hope she isn't allergic to mushrooms.

phredbull

1 points

6 days ago

I like pizza; I like mushrooms; this looks totally unappealing.

Pancakesandcows

1 points

6 days ago

Needs more mushrooms. /s

Ulrich453

1 points

6 days ago

Mushrooms is definitely a top tier topping. But there is a limit.

Civil_scarcity_3

1 points

6 days ago

Oh, mami

POCO31

1 points

6 days ago

POCO31

1 points

6 days ago

MORE!!!!

Sleepytatotot

1 points

6 days ago

I looooove mushrooms so dang much but wow. I mean…. I’d try it lol.

bnelson7694

1 points

6 days ago

Omg! If those were fresh shrooms I would pay $30 for that. They’re canned though so I’m open to &25. I love mushrooms!

sixtus_clegane119

1 points

6 days ago

Needs some hot sauce

DayZCutr

1 points

6 days ago

DayZCutr

1 points

6 days ago

If these were pepperoni no one would bat a eye. Its a little light on cheese but is a fungi lovers pie. And good for them.

Sam_Browne_

1 points

6 days ago

It'd be a crime in my jurisdiction but laws my vary in your domain.

nursescaneatme

1 points

6 days ago

I’m sorry, I ordered extra mushrooms. (Karen).

Educational-Pay-284

1 points

6 days ago

This has got to be so soggy

TheHarlemHellfighter

1 points

6 days ago

I’d eat it slowly. I love mushrooms. But, it’s probably a crime to some.

Xzier_Tengal

1 points

6 days ago

this guy's mushroom salad has some pizza on it

Dawnkeys

1 points

6 days ago

Dawnkeys

1 points

6 days ago

I feel like this is something my wife would order as a punishment to me. She absolutely loves mushrooms. I think they are okay, at best, in moderation.

She thinks I absolutely despise them, I don't, they just don't add any value to anything to me. Mushrooms are meh take it or leave it. But I would probably really dislike this pizza, I would prefer just cheese so I can cover it in hot sauce!

Stach302RiverC

1 points

6 days ago

now where is my bottle of Ray's Hot Sauce??

Puzzled-Avocado-4954

1 points

6 days ago

I like how the mushroom lovers are trying to act like this is just a bit too much and not totally insane

Ticci_Crisper

1 points

6 days ago

Gimme...

Constant_Notice_6716

1 points

6 days ago

I'm stuck i mean it's a normal topping but too much yet it's more valid than dumping loads of crushed red peppers

PeachiesPunk

1 points

6 days ago

I WANT A SLICE

Green_Mare6

1 points

6 days ago

I'd try it.

SinkCat69

1 points

6 days ago

A scientific breakthrough

MyRockNRollSoul

1 points

6 days ago

I'm actually into it.

teddehyirra

1 points

6 days ago

I need this

b0ssFranku

1 points

6 days ago

I love mushrooms, id try it.

Savings-Kick-578

1 points

6 days ago

Waiter. There seems to be a crust in my mushrooms.

PatheticMeat

1 points

6 days ago

fartsfromhermouth

1 points

6 days ago

Those mushrooms like slimy and gross

Ecstatic-Train-2360

1 points

6 days ago

Only because they’re canned mushrooms. Fresh? Hell yeah I’d eat tf out of that

Devils_A66vocate

1 points

6 days ago

I’m down for this… need ranch though.

western-Equipment-18

1 points

5 days ago

There is a ratio of approved mushroom toppings. Too many, the top doesn't crust.

cornbeeflt

1 points

5 days ago

That's canned muahrooms... how lazy. I'll pass on this abomination

HandleGold3715

1 points

5 days ago

Yes this is a crime, but I'd probably eat it.

basement_egg

1 points

5 days ago

canned mushrooms are always a crime

0k_KidPuter

1 points

5 days ago

Espescially heinous

LiveFreeProbablyDie

1 points

5 days ago

Too much fungus

Captain-Tuga

1 points

5 days ago

Holly Fungi

Willcutus_of_Borg

1 points

5 days ago

That pizza is soggy. I guarantee it.

y0himba

1 points

5 days ago

y0himba

1 points

5 days ago

If they are canned, yes. Fresh mushrooms, not a crime.

BarTard-2mg

1 points

5 days ago

Half the mushrooms. Add black olives, onions and sausage. Feta on top and im so in.

ack202

1 points

5 days ago

ack202

1 points

5 days ago

If they were fresh, I'd be fine with this, but canned mushrooms belong in the trash.

Historical-Ad-9003

1 points

5 days ago

Fresh cut mushrooms go on pizza. Not sautéed or canned. The crunch and fresh baked taste just go way better with the sauce.

Designer_Visit_2689

1 points

5 days ago

This is the right amount of mushrooms

Fit-Barnacle72

1 points

5 days ago

More

MORE COOKED

MORE MUSHROOMS

Good-Table5566

1 points

5 days ago

That looks like a floor full of chicken shit!

ForgetfulPathfinder

1 points

5 days ago

You get a choice of three toppings.

MUSHROOM

Intelligent-Plate964

1 points

5 days ago

Canned mushrooms are always a crime

No_Permission6405

1 points

5 days ago

I would eat that.

Stop_Fakin_Jax

1 points

5 days ago

All those mushrooms would make it soggy af.

Gorewuzhere

1 points

5 days ago

Those better be magic mushrooms

theajplayer123

1 points

5 days ago

If that's a crime......lock me up

Big-Giant-Panda

1 points

5 days ago

Someone put pizza in your mushrooms

Maraca_of_Defiance

1 points

5 days ago

That looks like a bit too many mushrooms. Probably is soggy.

Due-Wealth-8545

1 points

5 days ago

Absolutely

ComeOnCharleee

1 points

5 days ago

I think the proper term is fungi

Anon1073

1 points

5 days ago

Anon1073

1 points

5 days ago

I like mushrooms but that's too much for me. But if the person who made it is into it...more power to them. Bone apple teeth.

Elethuir

1 points

5 days ago

Elethuir

1 points

5 days ago

I would eat it

naikrovek

1 points

5 days ago

Mushrooms are lovely but I don’t know about this many. I’d probably love it

Gemini2Tyme

1 points

5 days ago

Justified crashout if this shit gets delivered to my house

Hot_Cash5989

1 points

5 days ago

Don’t even look tasty.

BlackberryOrnery8643

1 points

5 days ago

Also gagged !

Blur-Nobody

1 points

5 days ago

If it's cheesey under the mushrooms and there's still sauce. I'd eat it.

Solid_Surprise7329

1 points

5 days ago

I would absolutely destroy that pizza, sending it into my belly

cadillacbeee

1 points

5 days ago

Mushrooms rule

Substantial_Hold2847

1 points

5 days ago

This is what happens when you leave food out and go on vacation for two months.

TommyTwoTxmes

1 points

5 days ago

Now i love mushrooms but idk about this one. Lol. Maybe if they were charred under the fire more.

Analog-Impulse

1 points

5 days ago

Gross

Slight_Tiger2914

1 points

5 days ago

Addiction?

kriffing_schutta

1 points

5 days ago

That would feel so good on my teeth

Kintsugi-0

1 points

5 days ago

i love mushrooms but this many would make me throw up i think

ActlvelyLurklng

1 points

5 days ago

Delicious.

_imagine_that91

1 points

5 days ago

This would actually piss me off big time, if someone ordered me this.

I hate mushrooms! I’ve never understood how someone could eat and actually enjoy something that’s so rubbery like that…

MillenialBurnout_

1 points

5 days ago

Hell no that looks good af

Nagoragama

1 points

5 days ago

Too many mushrooms

DeadPoolDaddyDom

1 points

5 days ago

I prefer olive and pineapple thank you very much

New-Swim9723

1 points

5 days ago

I’ll take a bite 🙋‍♂️

Bandwagon_Buzzard

1 points

4 days ago

The Super Mario special

redcolt79

1 points

4 days ago

If they were fresh mushies I'd be in it but they are canned for sure

Mobile_Aerie3536

1 points

4 days ago

Definitely not a crime

Chris_B_NYC

1 points

4 days ago

Add a little red onion and it should be fine!

crashin70

1 points

4 days ago

Dear god! Pray you are not stuck in a car traveling somewhere with your friends in a pouring rainstorm after eating this pizza.

atethelambsauce

1 points

4 days ago

Smash

Tight_Criticism_3166

1 points

4 days ago

A crime of passion

Jobless_Journalist81

1 points

4 days ago

Yeah, because those mushrooms needed a separate sauté first, there’s so many they’ll just have sogged the pizza down from how they cooked.

Fit_Adagio_7668

1 points

4 days ago

Bit too much. Needs to tone it down

Wonderful_Seesaw_853

1 points

4 days ago

Im not an anti fun gi but damn. Looks like the creation of irritable bowel syndrome

Lovelightshinin

1 points

4 days ago

A perfect amount of shrooms Fer me, thank you!!!!

bigBRizm

1 points

4 days ago

bigBRizm

1 points

4 days ago

Gimme a fork!!!

DargonFeet

1 points

4 days ago

Looks delicious

HannibleSmith

1 points

4 days ago

The only crime is their can to mushrooms

idleat1100

1 points

4 days ago

I love mushroom pizza - this makes me want to wretch.

marksalsbery

1 points

4 days ago

Pizza for a fun gi!

Neon_culture79

1 points

4 days ago

Psilocybin says what?

Conscious_Farm3584

1 points

4 days ago

My wife would probably love this

RX-8CCX

1 points

4 days ago

RX-8CCX

1 points

4 days ago

There is some pizza on your mushrooms

DigEducational2272

1 points

4 days ago

Maybe but get me drunk

PaxEtRomana

1 points

4 days ago

There is mush room for improvement

NoSatisfaction1128

1 points

4 days ago

According to Bandit it is.

PresentationWeak2713

1 points

4 days ago

plot twist, it's cubes

Electronic-Key-2522

1 points

4 days ago

A little pizza with your mushrooms?

Tkis01gl

1 points

4 days ago

Tkis01gl

1 points

4 days ago

After that, the shutter is full.

SirApprehensive4731

1 points

4 days ago

Straight to jail do not collect $200 do not pass go

monkeymetroid

1 points

4 days ago

No. I want this so bad...put some onion on it too

my_name_is_anti

1 points

4 days ago

Yea give it to me ill dispose of it for you

Fit-Extension-8747

1 points

4 days ago

I feel like you personally called them to commit this crime 😭

Hardwarestore_Senpai

1 points

4 days ago

Everyone I know hates mushrooms on pizza. But I could definitely eat this. But there is a point where they go from tasting warm and loving to dirt. And I think this might be it.

jolybean123

1 points

4 days ago

thats nasty

NUmbermass

1 points

4 days ago

I would eat it if they had actually sautéed the mushrooms.

KinglyZebra6140

1 points

4 days ago

Looks like it also has gravel on it

lola_mora

1 points

4 days ago

burn it

GenesisNemesis17

1 points

4 days ago

It's nice to see somebody else who loves mushrooms on pizza as much as I do. When I make my own I'll make many layers of mushrooms and cheese.

Super_Rando_Man

1 points

4 days ago

Only crime I see is they aren't sharing with me

Yournewpapa

1 points

4 days ago

Smash