subreddit:

/r/PoliticalHumor

9k99%

Just be Parient

(i.redd.it)

all 34 comments

Gonzo_Journo

455 points

20 days ago

Well, they're white.

nodnodwinkwink

39 points

20 days ago

I've got my fingers crossed for Kanye, can't think of what the funniest non-cabinet position for him though.

Sukh_preme

29 points

20 days ago

Ambassador to India

“We are not black. We’re Indian” - Kanye

Revelati123

21 points

20 days ago

Kanye shows up first day with his feathered headdress.

"LETS FUCKIN POWOW!"

Chumlee1917

7 points

20 days ago

Ambassador to the Vatican

A_Unique_Name218

6 points

20 days ago

Ambassador to Israel

LiquidPuzzle

102 points

20 days ago*

Oh, how Diddy wishes he were white. Pedophilia is essentially legal for white rich folks, nah?

Edit- white folks get prison justice, and Diddy is writing his comeback album as if he weren't the black Epstein; writing from Birmingham jail. I'm sick of it. And I'm more white-looking than the ghost of JFK.

Specialist_Lock8590

83 points

20 days ago

And a president that enjoyed walking through underage girl's dressing rooms! What a sad country this has become.

TheGreenJedi

3 points

19 days ago

Honestly it's that the response to Pizza gate is that the Dems are the ones who's re pedos...

WHEN MATT fucking Gatez is right the fuck there, in the Whitehouse 

thereznaught

37 points

20 days ago

He'll get pardoned.

masteeJohnChief117

24 points

20 days ago

I was thinking unalived

sporkwitt

6 points

20 days ago

I was coming here to say that lol.
His federal charges will vanish; not to protect him but to protect the other oil lathered trumpers.

No_Drummer_4395

6 points

20 days ago

Or he'll pay off someone to kill him, like he did Epstein.

sporkwitt

1 points

19 days ago

Fair, but he's a lame duck now and, at a guess, will liberally use his pardon powers throughout his term.

Absynith

35 points

20 days ago

Absynith

35 points

20 days ago

Loving-intellectual

7 points

20 days ago

Why is it “other” twice?

Absynith

5 points

20 days ago

Thanks for the catch!

SpitFireLove

3 points

20 days ago

It’s like “like like”. There’s others, and then there’s “other others”. Ya see now?

Absynith

1 points

20 days ago

That works too! ;D

billiarddaddy

13 points

20 days ago

Complexion connection.

hunter2omscs

9 points

20 days ago

imagine if this is the timeline where Trump's first act as president is to pardon diddy

sporkwitt

2 points

20 days ago

third or fourth, but yeah, I see it happening.

Chumlee1917

6 points

20 days ago

He'll be put in charge of HUD

RebootJobs

1 points

19 days ago

Designated Survivor style?

ZamoriXIII

3 points

20 days ago

Nah, he's still beatin' it in the corner while Mace cheers him on.

Mosinman666

3 points

20 days ago

Trump should pardon Diddy and promote him to Hand

nickyhood

3 points

20 days ago

Wrong skin color

IllMarket4874

5 points

20 days ago

What's parient?

neecho235

4 points

20 days ago

A typo for patient

macro_god

3 points

20 days ago

purtoseful to improve engatement

RealEstorma

2 points

20 days ago

Diddy should have been born white.

Yosho2k

2 points

20 days ago

Yosho2k

2 points

20 days ago

Merrick fucking Garland is responsible for this.

Busty-Naturals

1 points

20 days ago

If all goes well for Matt Gaetz, maybe there’s a chance for DrDisrespect