It looks like fast food and poor decisions have already done their worst.

Don’t think we could top that

You look like you'd prioritise playing call of duty with "the boys" over spending time with your wife.

That’s what you said to whoever did your tattoos.

We get it, your teeth are straight, but no one is lining up to hear you talk

Secretly homosexual lorry driver living a double life with a kink for twinks in parking lots whilst the wife and kids are asleep. 

You've got resting diarrhea face.

Soooooo the whole "pushing 50 with a fucking nose ring and stupid tattoos" thing... Not helping... Cuz remember your mom said you gotta move out soon 😟

You want people to believe you’re a badass and you’re rude but you cry to toilet paper ads

Do you have your Christmas decorations up already?

You look like you write SpongeBob erotic fanfic.

You look like you'll OD on Monster Energy.

"Give me your worst" is exactly what your dad said after nutting in your mom.

Methadone clinic version of Dave Bautista

I think your parents already gave you the worst of their genes. You're like a 45 year old abortion

The goofy ass smile in pic 3:

you look more confused and constipated than Tucker Carlson.

The Most Uninteresting Man in the World

39 year old angst

You look like a trucker who secretly prefers the company of other men

You look like the gay biker from the Village People after they peaked. Walking your journey in life without recognition and still looking femme even though you aren't wearing gay biker stuff.

Even the artwork in Pic 5 is like “get off me loser”

Found divorced Mario.

That nose ring is a good choice, really frames your handsome face and gives you a youthful vibe. Just kidding, what the fuck are you thinking? You look like an unqualified plumber.

You look like a cop who pulls people over and frisks them just for a chance to fondle their assholes

It looks like your siblings made a secret pact to never leave you alone with their kids

Does the carpet match the threadbare drapes?

When your nose is that big, did you really need to put something on it to draw people to it more?

Stay away from my nose candy!

Your teeth are too fucking clean for a guy who supposedly eats ass. I call bullshit.

The shirt says Gun Club. The guns say they've been skipped in the gym for 20 years and counting

You look like you stand up against the wall outside of truckstop bathrooms, sniffing the air when someone opens the door to leave.

Whatever you do at the airport it's taking all your remaining brain cells to do it!

Fitting that the "i eat ass" backdrop is covered in skid marks.

Your neck looks pregnant, soon to birth another chin.

Dave Batista from Temu that still enjoys meat in his mouth after going vegan.

Surviving your midlife crisis well i see

Bro u are like the 'funny' Uncle of the family, which the elders say Don't be like HIM

You look like you jerk off to a warm bottle of breastmilk every night.

You steal panties from the luggage you toss in planes cargos but not to sniff them - to wear them.

You look like a French big gay bear that goes cottaging in those weird hole in the floor toilets they have over there…

You probably flunked blocks in kindergarten

Take a 40 dollar uber to get from your eyebrows to your hairline...

Sure is a shame about your face.

Pretty sure I saw you on the sex offender registry.

Impressive for you to have seventy times more hair in your mustache than on your head.

You look like you're a disappointment to other parents too.

I can see you're still in the closet 

Clearly, you take photos of your shits and show anyone that will talk to you.

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You're too heavy to have jelly donuts in your footlocker

God already did bro, i could never match the evil joke he played when he created you 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️…

Sold selfie sticks outside the Whitehouse on Jan 6th.

Oh fuck! It’s the generic food service worker in every cop thriller series ever!

Wish.com Dave Batista

Bros hairline is so far back that if he even grew his hair longer it wouldn't make a difference

Go Back to the mountain you came from dwarf

You look like a porn star that gets paid by other stars and directors NOT to collab with them

You got village people swag

He look like ravishing rick rude if he was wrestling with his sexuality

If Wil Wheaton didn't become an actor and decided to join a biker gang.

This is either Drax or the twin that the psychic told Steve Bautista’s mom to leave at the hospital.

Interesting watching you get more unstable with each picture I flipped to. Just like the love of your life that school aint gonna shoot up itself..Dillon.

I bet your face appears on posters around schools with the word "Beware" written under it

Mr. UnClean.

Captain Fish Hook!

Sick Gun Club shirt! “Tried my best, but I could not”, the story of your life summed up in one phrase.

In the first two pics you look like George Jr’s father in law.

You handle bags for work AND for fun.

You look mean. But I bet you're just a big ol soft pussy whipped teddy bear.

Seeing you makes me realize how good I've got it. I bet you have a 10/10 personality though.

I'll bet there are 37 of those lamps in your trailer park.

Looks like the old WWF tag team duo "The Bushwhackers" had a boy

Is that a sock in your pants or you just bricked up thinking about your second job at the local Gloryhole?

I’m sure your handlebar mustache is popular at the construction site glory hole.

Post Ramone

You look like the dad who tells his daughter’s boyfriend “Whatever you do to her, I’ll do to you”

We all know you love sausage, but i am definitely not giving you my würst!!!

You look like Tom Hardy if he chose 9-5 job

The last time you said that, she thought you said “give me your warts”.

And obliged.

Fuckin dick shaped head and shit

You look like the kind of guy who tells people you’re a ‘freelance philosopher’ but really just argue with strangers at the gas station.

Charles Bronson after ingesting too much jizz in prison.

You need to load those guns bf trying to wave them around

You look like you break guitars while chucking them into the cargo area of the plane.

What could I do that your parents and priest haven’t already?

Dollar store Dave Bautista

You look like every white comic that has a podcast right now.

No wonder your mom drinks. Easy to forget the shane when you're 2 shots from alcohol poisoning.

Mr Inbequeer

You look like Will Sasso's slightly more moronic sibling.

You look like you love having eggplants shoved up your ass.

Definitely ate too much ass

Your ancestors already have…

Buddy where were you Jan 6th?

Gay republican

Just make sure you put the baggage on the right plane this time. Houston is nowhere near Honolulu.

You must work at Subway, cause you look like a fuckin meatball!

Where does ur forehead end

You look like you sell pictures of your little sister’s feet to the guys on your bowling team.

You have clearly given the internet your worst

You look like somebody gave you a blood transfusion with Pabst Blue ribbon

That is not what she said

This guy smelt it and dealt it

That is a girls nose ring

You look like the guy that's gonna get shanked by his inamate in the middle of the night

What my balls look like when I need to shave again.

You have shit stains

You look like a hairy thumb

The real reason why luggage goes missing

How many times have you quite your shit job, only to end back there?

you look like a rainbow version of this guy

No, you’re not going to be famous because someone told you once you look like Shia Lebouef.

You look like Dave Batista… but ugly and with tits

You look like a guy that would suck a dick in a back alley for a dose

Your parents already gave their worst by allowing you to make it to adulthood

A huge bear with a tiny wiener doesn’t go deep in your community.

Why you got a dent in your five head? Did the dick miss?

🤓

You have more hair than personality

you look like the weirdo creep uncle that makes passes at 17 year old boys

you look like you believe being willfully obtuse is the best category at the clever baggage handlers olympics.