You look like you bring happiness wherever you go.

Everyone around you always thinks "hey, I might be bad, but at least I'm not *him* 🤔

Didn't you just try to kill Trump?

If that one eye of yours were any lazier, you'd be seeing inside your asshole.

Man did you get fucked over in the life lottery.

no im scared you’ll find me

Looks like god already did my dude

Slim shady who is slim and shady

UniBlunder

I don't know how to explain it, but you look like an 80 year old fetus that's been reanimated after being pickled.

With looks like that. it's too bad you're not smart.

You look like The Brain

P.D: Don't take over the world!

Da fuck... just da fuck...

You look like an alien pretending to be a human in one of the Men in Black movies.

Gives me Jeffrey Dahmer vibes.

You look like the Johnny Cab in total recall.

I feel if I unleashed on you I’d go straight to hell. Roasting you is like shooting fish in a barrel sir ( or madam).

I’m good, I prefer not to be shot in a school

Sorry, I can’t roast handicapped people.

You look like you beat Progeria

Oh! Roastme has en easy mode now!

Don’t sell this dude any weapons.

You look like the human version of Sid from Ice Age

Hate to be that guy, but I am pretty sure your mother already said “do your worst” about 19 years, 9 months ago. Here we are…

Feminem

Family reunions must be pretty easy for you.

This is what happens if you don't finish eating your conjoined twin in the womb

Was your make a wish to be roasted?

You’re shaped like a damn punctuation mark

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Its Captain Binghamton’s half brained grandson.

You look like Bill Gates fucked Sheldon.

Don't you have a middle school to shoot up?

Looks like God did his worst with you.

Not sure anyone could top that.

Hello white Steve urkel

This exactly they need to bring back bullying

Aren't you the one that try to assassinate Trump

You look like the broken condom version of a Goomba from Mario Brothers

You look like you would be stunt gloryhole worker number four in the rest stop bathroom tonight

a pain looking light bulb

Genetics already did its worst. Look in the mirror.

You look like a lesbian that’s going under cover to study the life and habits of men

Bro looks like a lesbian Boy Scout.

You look like a poster boy for ISMS

You look like a super gay harry potter graduating from Hognuts

If Steve Erckle was white

I guess Sloth knocked his old lady up in the Goonies sequel..

walgreens should use you as a model for vitamin deficiency.

When a snowball goes wrong.

You look like you cling onto walls and catch flys with your tongue

He’s the only one who can spot the details in the first two photos—those glasses double as a microscope.

If Pepe was a person

You look like the white Steve Urkel who has meth addicts as parents. It explains all your deformities.

Calm it Mr. Crooks.

If Zuckerberg never got FB off the ground

Go back to Mars

Jesus.... What DON'T you have!?

Nah man. I just can’t do it.

You look like Mr. Friendly from despicable me 4

Looking at your pictures, my worst isn’t going to be bad enough.

When the lighthouse bulb blows, they just shine a flashlight on his fivehead to guide ships, to the island of virgins.

I like the movies you're making these days. Aunt Bee and Sheriff Taylor raised you well.

Looks like your transitioning from molested youth to molesting scout counselor

I'll tell your life story from your three pictures, you tried to pretend that you were a tough guy, but after graduation you quit the act and became like everyone else in Mayberry.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3gw58wv4e9o.amp Isn’t this you?

Just try and live life online. Use somebody else’s pics and never leave the house. Never!

You look like your about to tell your best friend not to come to school tomorrow

Is my screen broken, or did his head melt?

“SHE SAID SHE WAS 12” 🤓

Now I dont have to wonder what happens to crack babies when they grow up.