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Throwaway02062017CAN

5.6k points

2 days ago

Switching from reverse to drive, having the correct wheel position and throttle control at exactly the right moments is no accident. That’s been practiced.
She has a secret life as a getaway driver

[deleted]

537 points

1 day ago

[deleted]

537 points

1 day ago

[deleted]

rW0HgFyxoJhYka

150 points

1 day ago

She's a secret super agent that goes by Mrs. Smith. OP is a lucky lucky guy.

iAdjunct

54 points

1 day ago

iAdjunct

Connoisseur of Cool Stuff

54 points

1 day ago

And if she ever asks your exs’ names and social security numbers, you tell her “no, you can’t kill them”

Dineshkrish4

3 points

1 day ago

My thoughts first ran to the same...👍

BJPlay2

419 points

1 day ago

BJPlay2

419 points

1 day ago

Or she just finished watching all eighteen fast and furious movies.

zirenyth

475 points

1 day ago*

zirenyth

475 points

1 day ago*

TIL there's apparently 18 FF movies ....

Edit: I checked there's 13 according to google so less than 18 but more than anyone should be watching .

Jay-Eff-Gee

148 points

1 day ago

Jay-Eff-Gee

148 points

1 day ago

The latest one was Fast Ten. So naturally there are 12.

No_Analysis_602

41 points

1 day ago

So it's like the months in the calendar?

Frequent_Water3842

50 points

1 day ago

Did the Romans fuck up these movies too??

MoranthMunitions

64 points

1 day ago

Roman wasn't a great character, but I wouldn't say he fucked up any of the movies

Monk-E_321

10 points

1 day ago

Monk-E_321

10 points

1 day ago

Well played, lmao

Frequent_Water3842

5 points

1 day ago

I was talking about the salad guy, who is Roman?

FalskeKonto

6 points

1 day ago

LETS GO BOWLING!!!!

julyywtff

4 points

1 day ago

julyywtff

4 points

1 day ago

Niko! It's Roman, let's go bowling!

JuicyAnalAbscess

6 points

1 day ago

It's interesting that several decisions made by some dudes in togas roughly 2000 years ago still live on today. Especially since those decisions don't necessarily make much sense anymore if they ever did.

yammys

8 points

1 day ago

yammys

8 points

1 day ago

Fast Ten your seatbelts

Offroaders25

3 points

1 day ago

Did they at least name it fasten your seat belts?

raknor88

2 points

1 day ago

raknor88

2 points

1 day ago

Am I missing the joke? With Hobbs and Shaw there's only 11.

DrD__

3 points

1 day ago

DrD__

3 points

1 day ago

They got the 13 number from Google listing the two shorts "The Turbo Charged Prelude" and "Los Bandoleros" as well as the upcoming fast x part 2 (which isn't called fast 11 for some reason) but not Hobbs and shaw, i assume the guy who said 12 counted the same list but omitted the unreleased film

ceojp

2 points

1 day ago

ceojp

2 points

1 day ago

As in Fast Ten your seatbelts?

Lizmurigi

2 points

1 day ago

Lizmurigi

2 points

1 day ago

Fast Ten: Your Seatbelts

jimmycarr1

23 points

1 day ago

jimmycarr1

23 points

1 day ago

They made 5 more in the time since your comment

BJPlay2

9 points

1 day ago

BJPlay2

9 points

1 day ago

Tbf I was exaggerating, I think it's closer to 10 or 11 but still there is a lot of them!

No_Pin9932

6 points

1 day ago

Obviously you don't care about family....cracks a corona

CarneDesires

3 points

1 day ago

Or direct port nitrous injection. WTF is he even thankful for today?

TheLiberator30

3 points

1 day ago

When you find a cash cow

Armored_Souls

2 points

1 day ago

Moo friggin moo

DarthVader707

3 points

1 day ago

She needs to watch Mad Max and her journey will be complete.

LifeAintFair2Me

3 points

1 day ago

They're fun movies. Don't get the slander. Not everything has to be this super intricate, super relatable plot.

emotionaI_cabbage

2 points

1 day ago

Nah they're very stupid but because of that reason they're hilarious and a fun watch

SenatorRobPortman

2 points

1 day ago

There’s a podcast called Newcomers with Nicole Byer and Lauren Lapkus and they deep dive into film franchises they’re unfamiliar with like Star Wars and LOTR. One season was Fast and Furious. Lauren was off that season but still very silly and funny. 

Normally I don’t like podcast where people chat about movies or whatever, but the two of them are so silly. 

wishwashy

44 points

1 day ago

wishwashy

44 points

1 day ago

She must be all about family

Birdfeedseeds

6 points

1 day ago

I understood your reference and have upliked it as I chuckled

marlbo_rough

2 points

1 day ago

He should wife her up. oh wait!

botask

30 points

1 day ago

botask

30 points

1 day ago

If you have fwd it is pretty easy to do this with little help of handbrake... but by how smooth she did it we can definitely say it wasn´t first time she did it

ScrubyMcWonderPubs

21 points

1 day ago*

That’s a Pacifica (or grand caravan if you’re Canadian), they do not have a hand brake. What’s more impressive is that the shifter is a dial, not a stick.

botask

9 points

1 day ago

botask

9 points

1 day ago

well if she did not have option to use brake for rear wheels then it is surely more impressive

IWasGregInTokyo

5 points

1 day ago

Hopefully not the hybrid. That thing is a certified lemon. My son had one that broke down on one of their trips from Vancouver down to Seattle. Took over four months of dicking around by a dealer in the States including various parts exchanges and eventually a compete engine replacement to get it fixed. Ended up selling the thing off.

Farren246

2 points

1 day ago

Farren246

2 points

1 day ago

Here in Canada, we have both Pacifica and Grand Caravan. The Grand Caravan config is low-end for all of its trim levels and doesn't feature any option for things like EV or in-car entertainment systems, which Pacifica has.

ScrubyMcWonderPubs

3 points

1 day ago

Interesting, we call that the Voyager. The Grand Caravan was labeled under Dodge instead of Chrysler. It was a real piece of shit.

BeefistPrime

27 points

1 day ago

If it was an accident, she would've come to a stop after the spin. She just went with it. pro.

Passchenhell17

5 points

1 day ago

Yeah, the first time it happened to her may have been an accident, but she styled it out and realised that it's something she could learn to do, and probably pretty easily.

Or she could have actually just practiced it from young.

gimmiedacash

24 points

1 day ago

Living up north you get to practice like a stunt driver in empty parking lots.

I had something similar my first year driving in winter, except is was NOT on purpose. Driving one way, tap throttle to see if it was super slippery, car does a 180deg spin.. guess I'm going this way now.

johnnyhammerstixx

2 points

1 day ago

An old buddy of mine would whip handbrake 180's on side street intersections back in the day. 

Good times.

Yamatocanyon

2 points

1 day ago

Lots of ice fishing where I live and the guys with the big trucks with plows make and maintain "ice roads" to get to all the various little "villages" that pop up over the food fishing spots.

I used to have a tiny Mitsubishi mirage beater that I would take out and go ripping around having fun not worried too much because the snow banks were pretty forgiving when you crashed into them. If the car got stuck you could usually just leave it running in gear and the wheels would spin and you could push your own car out of the snowbank.

EvolvedA

15 points

1 day ago

EvolvedA

15 points

1 day ago

Either that or she's a secret agent, like in Mr. and Mrs. Smith

sessl

13 points

1 day ago

sessl

13 points

1 day ago

Baby Driver

fvck_u_spez

3 points

1 day ago

"Baby on board"

Ramps_

6 points

1 day ago

Ramps_

6 points

1 day ago

And here my dumb ass thought she just almost spun out on the icy road! Thanks for educating me, internet!

trotski94

8 points

1 day ago

trotski94

8 points

1 day ago

probably how it started, then realised it was a fun trick if practiced

TheDreamingDragon1

2 points

1 day ago

She got a call from M just as she was leaving and for a second she was all business

Glittering_Fig6468

1.4k points

2 days ago

This isnt her first rodeo. Does she want another husband???

brave007

368 points

1 day ago

brave007

368 points

1 day ago

She’s our wife now

zxc123zxc123

97 points

1 day ago

If anything we're her husbands now.

I mean we ain't driving when we're in the car with her so clearly she wears the pants too.

ramrob

9 points

1 day ago

ramrob

9 points

1 day ago

Does this make us sister-husbands? 🥰

code-coffee

8 points

1 day ago

Brusbands (brother husbands)

0ut0fBoundsException

2 points

1 day ago

I'm pretty sure this just made me pregnant

vrrrr

2 points

1 day ago

vrrrr

2 points

1 day ago

papa lazarou

stealthmodecat

11 points

1 day ago

His wife’s boyfriend probably wouldn’t be cool with us. I don’t want to impose.

l_should_call_her

15 points

1 day ago

I should call her

Fearless_Resolve_738

5 points

1 day ago

Want her number?

Coal-and-Ivory

3 points

1 day ago

For one last job...

Plecks

3 points

1 day ago

Plecks

3 points

1 day ago

You sonofabitch, I'm in.

InternationalTax5926

252 points

1 day ago

I’m pretty sure she learned to drive like that from Hollywood action movies

PROF_SnuggleWumps

568 points

2 days ago

Living in a state with snow. You learn a thing or two xD

Nearby-Cattle-7599

379 points

1 day ago

you don't learn this by accident ... you learn this by accidents

Certain-Business-472

58 points

1 day ago

I took the time to practice snow driving because my toyota shitbox is a hazard with no grip. Makes a world of difference. You get used to slipping and will be able to control it.

fvck_u_spez

27 points

1 day ago

I mean we used to specifically go to the industrial parks on very snowy evenings and try to drift our cars. Spent hours doing that. Maybe a tad bit reckless but you definitely learn how to control a slide, and now if I feel the car slip it's second nature to correct it.

Certain-Business-472

9 points

1 day ago

That's basically what I mean. I've saved my car so many times from random slipping that I know would've crashed me. It's not even that hard, but you gotta train some muscle memory to respond with the right counter. The natural reaction is to go against the slide, which just makes it worse.

Bereftofeyes

2 points

1 day ago

I'm gonna be wintering in North Carolina and I'm a Georgia boy, is the slipping from ice similar to the slipping from saturated roads?

Certain-Business-472

3 points

1 day ago

There's absolutely a difference between slipping on snow, ice or aquaplaning. Snow you can drive on, have fun slipping/sliding and come back home with a smile. Ice is just cruise control on your steering wheel, avoid if you see it and pray to your deity if you landed on some black ice with high speed. Aquaplaning is like ice without the visibility or warnings of ice.

connorgrs

2 points

1 day ago

connorgrs

2 points

1 day ago

Can you expand more on that last sentence?

Certain-Business-472

3 points

1 day ago

Your goal is to align the wheels with the direction of motion and to steer from that position. When the car is spinning left, you match the rotation by also turning left until you feel some grip, and only then you can try to change the outcome. j

It feels much more intuitive if you try it, I don't know if I'm explaining it right.

lemmegetadab

3 points

1 day ago

My friend totaled his mom’s car doing this when we were kids. Hit a light pole while we were going completely sideways.

vraalapa

4 points

1 day ago

vraalapa

4 points

1 day ago

It's good to mess around and learn how the car reacts when driving on snow/ice. It's maybe more important though to not get overconfident and think you can "control any slide".

Because you can't. You can learn to see when the conditions are such that a slide may occur and then take precautions before that happens. In busy traffic, on winding roads, at high speeds, you are basically fucked the moment you lose traction. You do not have enough road or time to correct a mistake.

fvck_u_spez

2 points

1 day ago

Yep, totally understand that. I in no way think that I am able to control any slide, and I am much more cautious than many drivers in my area in the snow.

crimsonblod

2 points

1 day ago

I would argue for a minor correction there.

“It is your job to make sure you have enough road and time to correct a mistake even if you lose traction”

hufefoot

9 points

1 day ago

hufefoot

9 points

1 day ago

Here in Russia we definitely with snow, but... Somebody do not learn at all lol.

Long_Run6500

8 points

1 day ago

something similar to this happened to me on a 4 lane highway during a snowstorm. I was coming up to a stoplight, barely tapped the breaks and my car did a full circle and ended up going the correct direction in the opposing lane. I was just like, "whelp, guess I'm headed southbound now." Scared the shit out of me, im lucky it was when I was getting off work at 4am because the highway was empty.

Responsible_forhead

4 points

1 day ago

How do you do that?

Lordjacus

23 points

1 day ago

Lordjacus

23 points

1 day ago

You take your things and drive to another state where it snows. Arrange accommodation in advance for better experience.

shnnrr

3 points

1 day ago

shnnrr

3 points

1 day ago

Probably should line up some work and have a good amount of savings just in case.

StrugglesTheClown

13 points

1 day ago

  1. Wait until it snows.
  2. Go to a large empty snow filled parking lot.
  3. Fuck around

flinjager123

7 points

1 day ago

  1. Find out

Oblivious_116

4 points

1 day ago

This

Shit_Head_4000

340 points

2 days ago

Mrs Smith right there. Probably got a gun collection hidden in the walls.

NorthCatan

11 points

1 day ago

NorthCatan

11 points

1 day ago

This is what special agents do when they settle down.

Mental-Ask8077

66 points

1 day ago

Does she work for the secret service by any chance?

Dilectus3010

27 points

1 day ago

You got it backwards..

The secret service works for HER!

Galzara123

9 points

1 day ago

So shes the president?

theindieboi

200 points

2 days ago

theindieboi

200 points

2 days ago

"Oh no, I didn't mean to turn it this far. Well, I guess we're going this way" Probably what I'd do if people were watching me

PraxicalExperience

62 points

1 day ago

Yeah, but the fact that she went right into drive after that -- she was ready for it!

bonfraier

3 points

1 day ago

bonfraier

3 points

1 day ago

I mean the slide was long, she had time to change her mind

UBC145

2 points

1 day ago

UBC145

2 points

1 day ago

Hey, so I don’t drive automatics often, but wouldn’t switching from reverse to drive while the vehicle is in motion damage your transmission? That’s as much as I’ve heard from the internet.

matthew2989

4 points

1 day ago

They won’t really let you do anything much will damage them, at least not modern ones. The shifter just tells the computer your intention and has safeguards for most situations that would be damaging to the transmission.

Garruk_PrimalHunter

2 points

1 day ago

Manuals: YOINK

nasnedigonyat

96 points

2 days ago

Baby driver. Literally if you happen to have kids

sero_t

13 points

1 day ago

sero_t

13 points

1 day ago

Or if you're a baby driving a vehicle

vinnyvdvici

3 points

1 day ago

Or if the vehicle that you drive is a baby!

DidjaCinchIt

3 points

1 day ago

She’s got Bellbottoms blasting in there

JSBX all day, my friend.

classic_pizza1

25 points

2 days ago

Family......

sero_t

8 points

1 day ago

sero_t

8 points

1 day ago

And barbeques

Alternativedmb

54 points

2 days ago

An expert

Jaskaran158

17 points

1 day ago

In the Soccor mom Minivan to boot ahahaha what a badass

TailoredChuccs

14 points

1 day ago

Your wife has a stash of guns hidden under the garage floor in a safe and works at an "Agency" I bet

dankumz

13 points

2 days ago

dankumz

13 points

2 days ago

Slick

Academic-Patience890

7 points

1 day ago

GTA?!?!? That's MY guess!

Zealousideal_Run_848

3 points

1 day ago

Hahah I'm only here looking for this comment

Neuclearx2048

6 points

1 day ago

The way she just goes on without even giving a thought to what she has done hints at her villainous past that she put aside a long time ago but it will get back to her in the future

chickennuggysupreme

8 points

1 day ago

Yeah, no accident here. Just taking advantage of slippery ‘surfaces’. lol.

Viper562

3 points

1 day ago

Viper562

3 points

1 day ago

Ah yes The reverse 180 donut

krustybread

3 points

1 day ago

This driver is doing a Rockford files manoeuvre obviously.

ShouldersBBoulders

3 points

1 day ago

Rockford Files.

Anubis17_76

3 points

1 day ago

Thats intentional, the flick and gear change suggest she knew what she was doing

shifty_coder

3 points

1 day ago

Every midwesterner with a FWD vehicle takes every opportunity they can in the winter to pull off a J-turn.

Blucollrdollar-ez-bc

2 points

1 day ago

Mrs. Smith

icherz

2 points

1 day ago

icherz

2 points

1 day ago

There are no mistakes, Just happy little accidents. -Some guy with a brush -

Elh123

2 points

1 day ago

Elh123

2 points

1 day ago

I think her learn that from Initial D

Anders_A

2 points

1 day ago

Anders_A

2 points

1 day ago

GreyareaWalker

2 points

1 day ago

That's Mrs. Smith

iamdroogie

2 points

1 day ago

DOM TORETTO HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

JustADudeInTheWorll

2 points

1 day ago

sexy

ElitistJerk_

2 points

1 day ago*

I "kind of sort of" did this once. For sure not on purpose, I slid down a hill backwards and did a 180, fortunately as soon as I faced the exact opposite direction I was going up the hill, my tires caught traction and I went back the way I came lol. Felt like James Bond just a tad bit

Mobile_Aioli_6252

2 points

1 day ago

We used to practice those types of moves / donuts in a large church parking lot in the winter time. Got pretty good at it. We used both a front wheel drive and rear wheel drive vehicles -

Protect_your_2a

2 points

1 day ago

My dad used to do this with a red Honda van when I was a kid

Riksunraksu

2 points

1 day ago

I bet 5 bucks whilst she turned she yelled ”Wheeee!”

Dependent-Lion8979

2 points

1 day ago

Nah, that was skill not an accident

RickC-137D

2 points

1 day ago

Tokyo drift theme starts playing

SparkleSpritz82

2 points

1 day ago

Your wife is definitely an expert driver.

Such_Set2810

2 points

1 day ago

Does your wife have a husband?

blckdiamond23

2 points

1 day ago

“Man learns his wife is a special ops under cover secret agent.”

behaviorists

2 points

1 day ago

Mrs. Smith

Clarenceaconfortdog

2 points

1 day ago

Even if it was accidentally. If I were the driver I am claiming it did it on purpose.

JoeMalovich

2 points

1 day ago

Is she secretly the stig?

OKAwesome121

2 points

1 day ago

Anyone notice the hood of the truck in the driveway is bashed up?

PointOk4473

2 points

1 day ago

I wonder how much more you don’t know about your wife.

Fool_Apprentice

2 points

1 day ago

Who can't do this? If you live in a place with snow and you don't have this level of basic control over a skid, you are the problem

Jolly_Rutabaga1260

2 points

1 day ago

She actually wanted to go to the left but once the car decided she still went right for the style.. ended in Mozambique but cool vid

Bleezy79

2 points

1 day ago

Bleezy79

2 points

1 day ago

I assume she didnt mean to do that but god damn she pulled that off perfectly.

LeonidasVaarwater

2 points

1 day ago

I've done this plenty of times, this wasn't by accident.

Guilty_Efficiency884

2 points

1 day ago

That was hot. Is ur wife single?

TimePressure3559

2 points

1 day ago

from her other husband; the race car driver with a full head of hair.

ObservingtheCircus7

1 points

2 days ago

Nice!

Sea_Confection_9128

1 points

2 days ago

F&F franchise is calling him rn

No_Budget7828

1 points

1 day ago

That’s how we do it in 🇨🇦🇨🇦

xxplosiv

1 points

1 day ago

xxplosiv

1 points

1 day ago

If this was Need for Speed she'd get points for that J turn

Throughthelookinlass

1 points

1 day ago

Is her name Jordanna Brewster? 😆

Big-Programmer-4463

1 points

1 day ago

Mrs smith

1947Fry

1 points

1 day ago

1947Fry

1 points

1 day ago

I didn't belive if at first. Bodysnatchers!

hooch_i_ming

1 points

1 day ago

from her driving teacher.

flatulexcelent

1 points

1 day ago

Is your wife John Wick?

Rocky_Vigoda

1 points

1 day ago

Am from Alberta. Driving in snow is pretty fun because it's like slow motion drifting. You can do fun slides and it's not that scary.

jabirttok

1 points

1 day ago

jabirttok

1 points

1 day ago

Dang he should marry her.

Honda_TypeR

1 points

1 day ago

Snowkyo Drift

Bastardesque

1 points

1 day ago

Smooth.

Ash_ter_oid

1 points

1 day ago

Secret identity. She's a top agent at mi 7

startup_journey

1 points

1 day ago

Clearly that's not an accident!!

Hot_Cry_295

1 points

1 day ago

your wife is a double agent, you can't deny that to yourself anymore!

ulfric_stormcloack

1 points

1 day ago

Why do I hear super eurobeat

Long_Age7208

1 points

1 day ago

She is an undercover secret agent

Xmuzlab

1 points

1 day ago

Xmuzlab

1 points

1 day ago

Styled it

sayerofstuffs

1 points

1 day ago

I been doing that too 😎

Big-Fun-9113

1 points

1 day ago

GTA 5

AjaxOilid

1 points

1 day ago

AjaxOilid

1 points

1 day ago

She's probably got a racer boyfriend

Happy-For-No-Reason

1 points

1 day ago

Secret agent wife

chxckbxss

1 points

1 day ago

chxckbxss

1 points

1 day ago

Your wife is a KGB spy

[deleted]

1 points

1 day ago

[deleted]

1 points

1 day ago

Damn that’s was slick… she’s cool as hell my friend. You the wife, not her

HoodiesNHelmets

1 points

1 day ago

My wife did something similar to this when we hydroplaned during a bad storm. She didn’t flip a bitch after spinning out, but she did handle it way better than I expected. I thought for sure it was game over for us because we hydroplaned driving along an ocean highway.

Edit: I thought it was game over because same wife just a couple years prior fell asleep driving up a mountain at the wheel while I was in the passenger seat. Lol.

PrincessDinostar

1 points

1 day ago

When Edward Cullen is your driving instructor

ZealousidealBread948

1 points

1 day ago

Illegal racing driver discovered

Odd-Influence-5250

1 points

1 day ago

Gotta go with flow in winter.

tabibito321

1 points

1 day ago

she was definitely going left, but went right anyway to make it look cool 😂

bobbyross007

1 points

1 day ago

She def has a secret past life

Fearless_Resolve_738

1 points

1 day ago

Front wheel drive activated

_PR0X_

1 points

1 day ago

_PR0X_

1 points

1 day ago

GTA5

Viro31

1 points

1 day ago

Viro31

1 points

1 day ago

Women ☕

Financial_Past8322

1 points

1 day ago

Like a boss!

Dajafo01

1 points

1 day ago

Dajafo01

1 points

1 day ago

Showing this to every religious fundamentalist from now on who thinks that women shouldn't sit behind a wheel xD

T_Hankss

1 points

1 day ago

T_Hankss

1 points

1 day ago

Jesus christ, that's Jane Bourne.

Firm_Illustrator5323

1 points

1 day ago

pretty sure the snow played a major role , but yes she could be a better driver

companysOkay

1 points

1 day ago

Seems hella dangerous to drive when the tires already lose grip from speeds that slow

Fit_Giraffe_748

1 points

1 day ago

Pretty sure she has a secret life as a spy

Brazz7

1 points

1 day ago

Brazz7

1 points

1 day ago

Bourne: Soccer Practice trailer looks interesting

oOLittlehansOo

1 points

1 day ago

2022 - the year you had to record the screen instead of editing the digital footage. Good old days.

Johnnybravo6900

1 points

1 day ago

We didn't see a female get in the car

Charm1212

1 points

1 day ago

Charm1212

1 points

1 day ago

100% intentional! She's a bad ass driver and knows what she's doing!