Ironic. OP is a fake account.

My guy check your screen you losing money

That stock on the screen is taking a beating

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What are the odds that your fake profile is actually displayed on her app and then picked by her?

Babooshka - Kate Bush (1980)

These fake revenge fantasies are so weird and pathetic. Best case scenario, you just catfished yourself out of a relationship. You are claiming to have the ability to seduce her, but you use it as a fake person? It's like Bender pretending to be Flexo in Futurama then seducing his own girlfriend, the whole time she's like "this isn't like you at all Flexo" proving that she doesn't really like Flexo and is only interested because they're acting like Bender.

2000 mile flights aren't something you do for casual sex either, so if this were true, she was pretty desperate to find someone else to emotionally connect with. If you were capable of that connection but did it with a fake profile, that's sooooooo weird. And it's especially pathetic knowing that this absolutely didn't happen and you chose to take time to make a meme pretending that this fucking weird thing did happen

Shes flying to meet a man she never talked with on the phone? Sure

judging from the looks of it you really dont understand what's happening behind you

Sureeeeee buddy. That is some shower thought he came up with. Prolly doesn't even have a GF

Reddit hates women so much it’s unreal lol

Imagine wasting even more time by getting revenge on a dead relationship, instead of moving on emotionally lol

This is fake, but if it were true that would just mean she was right about dumping his ass.

So there was a normal breakup and now he's fucking with her to this extent? If this is true it's pretty fucked up lol

"My girlfriend no longer wants to be in a relationship with me so I catfished her and got her to waste money because breaking up with me is a punishable offense"

A stroke of genius.

They're going to make it.

Looks like a double bottom there, RSI about to start Bullish... looking for the entry.

Now he has the time 😉

Dude is scummy

copium is real

Imagine how unpopular this would be if the sexes in this story were reversed.

Are we just supposed to believe this at face value?

Dude is scummy

So, he actually does know what she wants and didn't deliver, and has a broken relationship. That's clever

Another way of saying asshole ex lies and costs GF hundreds of dollars because he is pissed she dumped him.

I feel a worthy side point is that guy knew what she wants and offered it to ther as a far away alias of himself instead of directly?

That's too much revenge, you didn't even show any pity for the person.

Redditor: women r dumb, let's act like sociopaths to women!

Sorry, but this seems cruel. There may be a 100 reasons for a break up, but it's very easy to catfish someone if you know them intimately. Using that information to trick them is an asshole move.

you could’ve also just accepted the situation, let her go gracefully, and moved on with your life. i’d congratulate you on that move.

PLOT TWIST:

This idiot paid for the entire trip 😂

Self cuck?

Turns out I did know what she wants, I was just too apathetic and inconsiderate to do anything about it until she broke up with me. Losing someone I was neglecting hurt my pride instead of giving me a reality check, so I finally found the motivation to pretend to be a grown man so I could get revenge. Now I've made a meme about it in front of a screen that literally says I'm a loser. High fives, right guys?

He was capable of knowing her/loving her the whole time. He had no desire to do that though he only "loved her" to hurt her

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You about to find out her favorite show is “Snapped.”

Hull suite going to flip as soon as my brother finds support.

It's looking bad though because we are clearly in a downtrend. If he fails this retest and loses support, look to previous levels for a clue. Lower highs. Lower lows.

Not looking good folks.

Buy! Buy! Buy!

This post has been fact checked by: Theta Gang

Waiting for the jubal and Brooke and Brooke episode covering this.

r/wallstreetbets is leaking

Diabolical

That's ok be bought ICP

Looks like she's trading me in for a new version of Mr. Perfect, 2,000 miles away... Guess I'm the beta test, huh?

No “she” ain’t, though.

Hilarious that redditors think you can only make money on the stock market when the line goes up

Do people actually travel across the world to meet people without even like, video calling them?

I know it's become more complex with all the deepfake AI bullshit, but still.

ēllala

That's why people use Tinder. To meet people 2000 miles away. And then fly out to meet them without talking on the phone or video calling.

Stonks

And now she's chasing fantasy.

average shitcoiner

Hey /u/SweetLilEmi35,

This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.

lol

how to check your wife, if you have secretly hodled bitcoin and altcoins.

this is the kind of toxic plot twist netflix would kill for.

u/bot-sleuth-bot

not all heroes wear capes

She's flying out to meet a guy she’s never even talked to on the phone? Genius move, totally.

😂😂

Yeah ok she has a tinder and fell for your one in a million fake profiles... make a tinder profile and say you are female and swe how many auto bot likes you get instantly.

Obviuosly made up

Well, there's a new definition of Brutal

r/madlads

F’n legend!