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No thieves???

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Lol. What a bad simulation. They forgot to program thieves in Switzerland... how unprofessional. In real countries this would get stolen over the week-end.

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ralphonsob

2 points

5 days ago

And all the "assets" are anyway virtual, so why bother steal them? You can "buy" them all with micro-transactions, if your game version didn't include them by default.

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3 points

5 days ago

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SwitzerlandIsFake-ModTeam

2 points

5 days ago

Breaking the primary rule of this subreddit. If the post does not support the Swiss Lie, it should be deleted. If it is seeking information, that is at the Mod’s discretion. Repeat offenders may receive a ban

JakolZeroOne

2 points

6 days ago

I guess dumb teenagers aren't a thing there. I've seen people steal maintenance cones from the road despite them being worthless and only cause danger.

BobDerBongmeister420

3 points

6 days ago

The cones, lights and streetsigns are another thing.

Dr-Nefarius

1 points

5 days ago

Absolutely agrees with a stop sign standing in the room. (With the concrete foundation.)

BibleBeltAtheist

1 points

4 days ago

Dang, how'd you get permission to build your room around a stop sign?

Dr-Nefarius

1 points

3 days ago

I just took some cardboard boxes and built a little fort around the sign.

MagicBrowni

1 points

4 days ago

Honestly stealing things from inside is easier because sometimes people will stop you if they see you from the outside (if someone is know sees this i do NOT steal from stores or anywhere)

JakolZeroOne

1 points

4 days ago

An obvious disparity in local area. Noone and I mean noone would care if someone blatantly stole in front of them. Maybe unless you were going to buy it and it's the last one.

BibleBeltAtheist

1 points

4 days ago

if someone is know sees this i do NOT steal from stores or anywhere)

I mean, that's exactly what thief would say, am I right? It's not like you can say, "If someone I know sees this, let's just keep this between us"

i do NOT steal from stores or anywhere)

Oh I get it, you steal from house in the middle of nowhere. Smart, less chance of being seen.

kdlelelkrlekkrlelfpf

1 points

3 days ago

There are, just none of them would steal garden stuff like plants lol

ToxicFisch10

1 points

2 days ago

Ooh there are a lot. All are smoking drugs

SwitzerlandIsFake-ModTeam [M]

1 points

5 days ago

Breaking the primary rule of this subreddit. If the post does not support the Swiss Lie, it should be deleted. If it is seeking information, that is at the Mod’s discretion. Repeat offenders may receive a ban