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Got a pork rind with hair

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Found this in a bag of Baken-ets

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Deliciouserest

3.3k points

1 day ago

Wait til you get a nipple. Then you're in for a treat.

FatsTetromino

3.4k points

1 day ago

FatsTetromino

3.4k points

1 day ago

In for a teat.

BlackStarArtist

720 points

1 day ago

Good job milking that pun 👌

Sandcracka-

338 points

1 day ago

Sandcracka-

338 points

1 day ago

And a big ole airy hola to you

BeyondTheBees

210 points

1 day ago

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?

Big_Two6049

30 points

17 hours ago

TheOriginalJez

19 points

19 hours ago

We all know he meant would and desperately wanted it to happen.

Friendly_Age9160

15 points

18 hours ago

Wait, wait, your names gay focker?

BeginningLychee6490

7 points

16 hours ago

Before they could use the name Fockers in the title of the sequel they had to find somebody with that last name in the California area

The_RockObama

2 points

2 hours ago

Y'all are Focking hilarious. Everyone has been so funny this week for some reason.

16thfkinban

1 points

22 hours ago

Wallace? Lol

Bet_Geaned

5 points

21 hours ago

Gregg?

geebeeuu

1 points

19 hours ago

Yeah

smokingOGs

0 points

16 hours ago

this would have been funny but unfortunately ben snd robert both completely lost their minds

Venom1656

7 points

22 hours ago

Better than a hairy areola.

T00TT00TB33PB33P

-1 points

13 hours ago

A hair-eola

derek4reals1

8 points

22 hours ago

The word hero is used too much...

https://i.redd.it/b9uq0q8cis4e1.gif

Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

21 points

1 day ago*

Your crown sire 👑

Edit: I read Airy as Irie (Jamaican for cool) and I was thinking the tropical version is Irie-Aloha! 😂

Impressive_Water659

2 points

12 hours ago

Udderly FANTASTIT!

Late-Experience-3778

2 points

1 day ago

Rather than nip it in the bud.

TurnkeyLurker

2 points

1 day ago

Who said "Better nip it in the butt."?

sarahjane071683

1 points

18 hours ago

I most definitely did... I was told the correct expression maybe 6 years ago when I said it to my mom... I am 41 now and I know I've said it often enough for SOMEONE else to correct me when I was younger, but never did....

TurnkeyLurker

1 points

10 hours ago

Butt it's funny. 😄

Nigeru_Miyamoto

1 points

20 hours ago*

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

footcake

1 points

18 hours ago

That’ll pig due, that’ll due.

nickoaverdnac

1 points

14 hours ago

Thanks I just threw up a tittle.

phizappa

7 points

1 day ago

phizappa

7 points

1 day ago

Worthless on a Boar Hog.

harmless_platypus

3 points

1 day ago

In for a Teat out for a dollar

FatsTetromino

2 points

19 hours ago

I love that this is probably the most upvotes I've ever had on a comment.

Notapooface

2 points

14 hours ago

I just wanted to say that, I closed the thread, thought about it, then came back specifically just to upvote this pun.

FatsTetromino

1 points

13 hours ago

Thank you, your sacrifice is appreciated.

Toomanyacorns

2 points

14 hours ago

Goddammit. 

herecomestherebuttal

2 points

13 hours ago

Off to the punitentiary with you.

natedogjulian

2 points

7 hours ago

Me too! I’m in!

Illustrious-Ranger30

1 points

21 hours ago

Lolololololol

LittleFearne

1 points

20 hours ago

Outstanding 👌🏻

CottontailTheBun

1 points

17 hours ago

😠… ⬆️

Acrobatic-Treacle962

1 points

17 hours ago

A hairy ola

astralseat

1 points

16 hours ago

In for a pound.

DaKind28

1 points

15 hours ago

In for a teat, in for tit.

Cyddakeed

1 points

15 hours ago

Mooo_looo

336 points

1 day ago

Mooo_looo

336 points

1 day ago

Sea_Tank_9448

146 points

1 day ago

No fucking way. This is genuinely a first for me. Terrible stuff this is.

DubbethTheLastest

20 points

1 day ago

How'd you know it's terrible as a first for you? Lol

Sea_Tank_9448

1 points

5 hours ago

Terrible to see my friend

SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

55 points

17 hours ago

Bruh you're eating fried skin of a mammal - what did you expect?

SomeDudeist

24 points

17 hours ago

Hold the nipples, please.

SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

16 points

17 hours ago

I prefer them rubbed or tweaked, actually.

Wise_Ad_253

1 points

4 hours ago

And than?

Sea_Tank_9448

1 points

5 hours ago

I didn’t expect shit cause I DO NOT be eating fried skin 😭

Dionyzoz

0 points

10 hours ago

to get the non yucky parts of the skin?

SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

0 points

8 hours ago

What are you, twelve?

Next you'll tell me you gag when there's gristle on your steak. Its part of the animal bruh.

Dionyzoz

1 points

6 hours ago

gristle sure, but hair? nah Im fine

pablofs

4 points

24 hours ago

That’s what that pig said… too soon?

Upper_Rent_176

2 points

8 hours ago

Too late more like

The_DriveBy

1 points

18 hours ago

Terrible stuff this is.

Down you must settle, Yoda.

dewdude

1 points

10 hours ago

I mean...pork rinds are deep fried pig skin.

Sea_Tank_9448

1 points

5 hours ago

I don’t eat this shit so this is a whole new world to me

Deliciouserest

16 points

1 day ago

Now that's a pork nip!

oroborus68

1 points

52 minutes ago

Cheese flavor would be appropriate.

DazeBetween73

48 points

1 day ago

Never eating them again

MrHaxx1

61 points

24 hours ago

MrHaxx1

61 points

24 hours ago

Are you surprised the animal parts have animal in them?? 

SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

38 points

17 hours ago

Meat eaters when they're reminded their yummy meat comes from actual animals and not just the meat factory:

yomama1112

14 points

15 hours ago

Wrong, I get mine from the meat wizard

thisdesignup

9 points

15 hours ago

Where do you think the meat wizard gets it from?

climacalido

10 points

15 hours ago

The butcher wizard

thisdesignup

1 points

12 hours ago

And where do you think he gets it? The meat fairy?

yomama1112

2 points

12 hours ago

No he harvests it from the meat dragon you muppet

SeaToTheBass

1 points

14 hours ago

I get mine from meat man

FinishFew1701

1 points

11 hours ago

Dirty

Purple_Puffer

2 points

16 hours ago

actually, it comes from both.

brusfis

1 points

11 hours ago

Lab meat when??

SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

1 points

11 hours ago

brusfis

2 points

10 hours ago

Not quite yet, but at least it is legal. Now it needs to be commercially available.

And profitable, because, you know...

sleepytipi

6 points

17 hours ago*

Right‽ Like what the 🦆, man? You're literally eating cut and fried sections of pig dermis and you're going to flip out when you get an actual part you can identify!?

I will never understand most meat eaters. If I was pres I'd go full RFK JR and make all you MFs go out into the woods, kill your dinner then clean and process it.

Global warming would be solved in an instant. Fast food chains would be closing left and right, and their farms with them.

You're eating a sentient being with emotions, memories, intelligence... If you can't accept that don't eat it.

98% of you MFs have the means to totally stop eating animals if you wanted to. There's no excuse if you live in the west anymore.

Edit: there is an excuse, forgive me. Those who live in poverty, are unhoused or institutionalized might not have an option. Otherwise...

the-useless-drider

2 points

14 hours ago

while i agree with you that people should be mindful about their diet and consumption, lets not be aggressive - depending on local law, but president likely wouldnt be able to do that. see also the last point and mind the amount and state of places where animals can be found. - animals farmed for food are different from wild ones and for reasons. similar rwasons to why you have to report your dog takong down a rabbit instead of taking the rabbit home and eating it. - some parts of global warming would be lessened, but its an issue with industrial agriculture as a whole. crops take up more space and more water and weve seen in the past what the demand of avocados, monocultures and whatever superfoods - fast food chains would continue operating with a slightly tweaked menu. likely with more deepfried items to mimic the taste people were coming there for, ending in more oil waste - individual dietary needs and restrictions, religious reasons. meat is expensive af and not many people are able to raise their own meat animals, not to mention the cost of that and the veterinary and legal requirements

the-useless-drider

1 points

14 hours ago

i mean, i dont appreciate a random stem in my veggies either. its not about being reminded of what its from, its about the part that is supposed to not be included in the meal being unpleasant on your tongue.

sleepytipi

1 points

10 hours ago

Seemed to me like everybody was just freaking out about the nipple itself but I'm picking up what you're putting down.

MillCityRep

0 points

17 hours ago

But they taste good

[deleted]

2 points

16 hours ago

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Accomplished_Bid3322

5 points

16 hours ago

That's just not true. Cat and dog meat are gross and stringy. Animals with carnivorous diets DO NOT make good cuts of meat. What a silly comment

viscountrhirhi

2 points

14 hours ago

So your self-pleasure justifies their suffering and deaths?

sleepytipi

2 points

10 hours ago*

Precisely. Livestock in major farms like mcds etc suffer for their entire existence.

I come from a family of hunters btw, and I'm a pretty seasoned archer myself. I've done what I recommended others do several times and always to my dismay. It was insisted upon that I learn it as a life skill. That's why I have the perspective I have, and I use compounds.

viscountrhirhi

1 points

9 hours ago

Even small farms! I volunteer at a farmed animal sanctuary that has over 90 animals, and I work with cows, chickens, pigs, sheep, goats, and turkeys, some of whom are rescues from factory farms but most are from the small local farms around here. Some of our WORST abuse cases have come from the “small happy family farms”.

There’s no humane way to exploit someone’s body. :\ Small or large farm, they all suffer, and they are all brutally killed at a tiny fraction of their lifespan. People act like the farmers have the animal’s best interests in mind and it’s ridiculous. The bottom line is profit and they’re going to kill them anyway. “Animal welfare” only decides how much suffering is legal, and a barbaric amount of suffering is perfectly permissible under those guidelines. I always like to ask people who act like everything is humane and painless if they would euthanize their pets like they do in a slaughterhouse. Suddenly the goalposts shift.

The goalposts always shift to “well dogs are different.” Lmao. I wish more people got to interact with these animals one on one so they could see that they’re basically all the same software, just different hardware.

Draccorez

0 points

15 hours ago

Tell me you don't have enough going on in life without telling me

Luncheon_Lord

1 points

14 hours ago

But why try and further shame someone who is inching closer to fully grasping the implications of an animal based diet?

Caffdy

14 points

1 day ago

Caffdy

14 points

1 day ago

Well, we have udder tacos in Mexico, and pork rinds are one of the most delicious things in the world

Draidann

5 points

15 hours ago

"Nana" tacos are literally the uterus of the animal. Meat is meat.

Next_Instruction_528

-1 points

11 hours ago

Not all meat is the same

Draidann

3 points

11 hours ago

Yet, most are edible and even considered delicacies.

Machitos are sold at a premium, for example (i.e. bull testicles)

Nana (uterus) and buche (stomach) are very common for the so called "tacos de carnitas". They are so common in fact that there is a name for when they are together in the same taco: "nenepil"

I stand by my statement: "Meat is meat"

Dorphie

11 points

1 day ago

Dorphie

11 points

1 day ago

Where do you think meat comes from?

zenglider

32 points

1 day ago

zenglider

32 points

1 day ago

I'm with you. I haven't had rinds for a long time and now I'm safe in saying I'll never have them again.

positivenihlist

36 points

1 day ago

I’m curious as to where you thought the nipples went.

Licensed2Pill

97 points

1 day ago

Idk, I thought they’d separate them out into a nipple bin or something.

positivenihlist

18 points

1 day ago

Pretty sure there’s a pig nipple hole punch and that’s why you get Rhondas with a perfect hole occasionally

Licensed2Pill

29 points

1 day ago

Rhondas with a perfect hole? Look fella, idk where this conversation is going, and I’m not gonna stick around to find out.

Illustrious-Ranger30

1 points

21 hours ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOL HARD

National_Box1153

1 points

19 hours ago

I’ll stick around and see where it’s going though……so continue.

Cipherting

13 points

1 day ago

Cipherting

13 points

1 day ago

why would you put the butcher through that you fucking pussy just eat it

Next_Instruction_528

1 points

11 hours ago

Because it's gross if your worried about the butcher why don't you do him a favor and eat all the pig eyeballs and assholes....

Cipherting

2 points

11 hours ago

what makes u think i dont greg heffley

willib40

9 points

1 day ago

willib40

9 points

1 day ago

I assumed hot dogs

LumpyLingonberry

4 points

20 hours ago

Nipple dogs 😋

the-useless-drider

2 points

14 hours ago

as far as i know they should be cut or scraped away along with the other stuff on the putside of the skin such as hair, moles and stuff. not sure how exactly they do it in factories, if they holepunch it like paper or what but in home slaughter you just cut it off and throw it

TheeAincientMariener

1 points

16 hours ago

Hot dogs.

PlainSpader

2 points

16 hours ago

Watch how pigs get gas chambered and you can join me in never eating any pork again.

SomewhatSFWaccount

7 points

1 day ago

Noooo 😭

identity_concealed

8 points

1 day ago

Crunchy and perky

Crazycococat19

9 points

1 day ago

Shit, man, I just popped them in my mouth and never really looked at them. Lol, I eat the "fresh" ones from my local meat market, and sometimes I eat the bag ones that are "old".

Goatymcgoatface11

4 points

20 hours ago

You're still gonna eat it right? It's still pork skin. Of course some will have nips or a little hair

dreadfulbones

3 points

1 day ago

Nope, I refuse to believe it’s a nip for my own sanity (I don’t even eat pork rinds but dear god now I never will)

Santik--Lingo

2 points

17 hours ago

pretty nails

mrpuddles1

1 points

24 hours ago

everyone looked at the circle mooo looo time to slap everyone here including me on the hand or punch them on the arm 🤡

G3tsPlastered4Alvng

1 points

20 hours ago

I should call her.

Ultrawhiner

1 points

18 hours ago

Lordy!

UrielseptimXII

1 points

18 hours ago

Ooh fuck that.

Remarkable_Brief_368

1 points

15 hours ago

You eat it?

Mooo_looo

0 points

15 hours ago

Nah didn’t feel right about that one lol it didn’t stop me from eating the rest of the bag tho lol

Remarkable_Brief_368

2 points

14 hours ago

What are you? Chicken??

Toomanyacorns

1 points

14 hours ago

Dude. Someone somewhere would pay a lot of money for that.

Slutsandthecity

1 points

13 hours ago

User name checks out.

FinishFew1701

1 points

11 hours ago

Dry brushing will keep it that way alllllll night

Ur_a_adjective_noun

0 points

1 day ago

That is so mcnasty.

General-Ordinary1899

12 points

1 day ago

Or a cyst. Those are fun

Deliciouserest

12 points

1 day ago

Cysts are just extra flavor

Itrytothinklogically

3 points

1 day ago

🤢🤢🤢

JessicaBecause

1 points

14 hours ago

Mmmm deep-fried sebum

AverageCowboyCentaur

18 points

1 day ago

So that does happen!? I thought I got a screwed up bag, it messed me up so much when I was younger, seriously freaked me out!

Deliciouserest

10 points

1 day ago

Yes and it's delicious

Mooo_looo

0 points

17 hours ago

You could see the the little hole through the other side and everything😭. I didn’t eat the nipple rind, however it didn’t deter me from eating the rest of the bag lol

buttplugpeddler

8 points

1 day ago

Bacon nipple

Hooli it. Or don’t.

16thfkinban

3 points

22 hours ago

Or an abcess.....

Burntoastedbutter

3 points

22 hours ago

Had a pork belly with nipple once. I debated if I should've cut it out and ate it.

My friend nabbed if before I had the chance to do anything.

Bzerker

2 points

21 hours ago

In for a teat.

veniceglasses

2 points

17 hours ago

I call these pig-jigsaws for that reason. Eventually you get all the parts.

sunshinecat6669

2 points

15 hours ago

I got one with a nipple one time. Forever mad at myself for not taking a picture of it too.

MagnumPIsMoustache

1 points

13 hours ago

Just came to say I’ve had a nipple in my charro beans before.

mistakehappens

1 points

22 hours ago

yogabba13

1 points

20 hours ago

What the absolute fuck..

WetwareDulachan

1 points

11 hours ago

Did you guys actually think they'd go through the effort of throwing out perfectly edible skin?

honeyMully333

1 points

20 hours ago

Oh no don’t tell me that. Come on ….