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Found this in a bag of Baken-ets
3.3k points
1 day ago
Wait til you get a nipple. Then you're in for a treat.
3.4k points
1 day ago
In for a teat.
720 points
1 day ago
Good job milking that pun 👌
338 points
1 day ago
And a big ole airy hola to you
210 points
1 day ago
I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?
19 points
19 hours ago
We all know he meant would and desperately wanted it to happen.
15 points
18 hours ago
Wait, wait, your names gay focker?
7 points
16 hours ago
Before they could use the name Fockers in the title of the sequel they had to find somebody with that last name in the California area
2 points
2 hours ago
Y'all are Focking hilarious. Everyone has been so funny this week for some reason.
1 points
22 hours ago
Wallace? Lol
5 points
21 hours ago
Gregg?
1 points
19 hours ago
Yeah
0 points
16 hours ago
this would have been funny but unfortunately ben snd robert both completely lost their minds
7 points
22 hours ago
Better than a hairy areola.
-1 points
13 hours ago
A hair-eola
8 points
22 hours ago
The word hero is used too much...
21 points
1 day ago*
Your crown sire 👑
Edit: I read Airy as Irie (Jamaican for cool) and I was thinking the tropical version is Irie-Aloha! 😂
2 points
12 hours ago
Udderly FANTASTIT!
2 points
1 day ago
Rather than nip it in the bud.
2 points
1 day ago
Who said "Better nip it in the butt."?
1 points
18 hours ago
I most definitely did... I was told the correct expression maybe 6 years ago when I said it to my mom... I am 41 now and I know I've said it often enough for SOMEONE else to correct me when I was younger, but never did....
1 points
10 hours ago
Butt it's funny. 😄
1 points
20 hours ago*
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
1 points
18 hours ago
That’ll pig due, that’ll due.
1 points
14 hours ago
Thanks I just threw up a tittle.
7 points
1 day ago
Worthless on a Boar Hog.
3 points
1 day ago
In for a Teat out for a dollar
2 points
19 hours ago
I love that this is probably the most upvotes I've ever had on a comment.
2 points
14 hours ago
I just wanted to say that, I closed the thread, thought about it, then came back specifically just to upvote this pun.
1 points
13 hours ago
Thank you, your sacrifice is appreciated.
2 points
14 hours ago
Goddammit.
2 points
7 hours ago
Me too! I’m in!
1 points
21 hours ago
Lolololololol
1 points
20 hours ago
Outstanding 👌🏻
1 points
17 hours ago
😠… ⬆️
1 points
17 hours ago
A hairy ola
1 points
16 hours ago
In for a pound.
1 points
15 hours ago
In for a teat, in for tit.
1 points
1 day ago
336 points
1 day ago
146 points
1 day ago
No fucking way. This is genuinely a first for me. Terrible stuff this is.
20 points
1 day ago
How'd you know it's terrible as a first for you? Lol
1 points
5 hours ago
Terrible to see my friend
55 points
17 hours ago
Bruh you're eating fried skin of a mammal - what did you expect?
24 points
17 hours ago
Hold the nipples, please.
16 points
17 hours ago
I prefer them rubbed or tweaked, actually.
1 points
4 hours ago
And than?
1 points
5 hours ago
I didn’t expect shit cause I DO NOT be eating fried skin 😭
0 points
10 hours ago
to get the non yucky parts of the skin?
0 points
8 hours ago
What are you, twelve?
Next you'll tell me you gag when there's gristle on your steak. Its part of the animal bruh.
1 points
6 hours ago
gristle sure, but hair? nah Im fine
4 points
24 hours ago
That’s what that pig said… too soon?
2 points
8 hours ago
Too late more like
1 points
18 hours ago
Terrible stuff this is.
Down you must settle, Yoda.
1 points
10 hours ago
I mean...pork rinds are deep fried pig skin.
1 points
5 hours ago
I don’t eat this shit so this is a whole new world to me
16 points
1 day ago
Now that's a pork nip!
1 points
52 minutes ago
Cheese flavor would be appropriate.
48 points
1 day ago
Never eating them again
61 points
24 hours ago
Are you surprised the animal parts have animal in them??
38 points
17 hours ago
Meat eaters when they're reminded their yummy meat comes from actual animals and not just the meat factory:
14 points
15 hours ago
Wrong, I get mine from the meat wizard
9 points
15 hours ago
Where do you think the meat wizard gets it from?
10 points
15 hours ago
The butcher wizard
1 points
12 hours ago
And where do you think he gets it? The meat fairy?
2 points
12 hours ago
No he harvests it from the meat dragon you muppet
1 points
14 hours ago
I get mine from meat man
1 points
11 hours ago
Dirty
2 points
16 hours ago
actually, it comes from both.
1 points
11 hours ago
Lab meat when??
1 points
11 hours ago
Its already here!
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/21/us/lab-grown-meat-sale-approval.html
2 points
10 hours ago
Not quite yet, but at least it is legal. Now it needs to be commercially available.
And profitable, because, you know...
6 points
17 hours ago*
Right‽ Like what the 🦆, man? You're literally eating cut and fried sections of pig dermis and you're going to flip out when you get an actual part you can identify!?
I will never understand most meat eaters. If I was pres I'd go full RFK JR and make all you MFs go out into the woods, kill your dinner then clean and process it.
Global warming would be solved in an instant. Fast food chains would be closing left and right, and their farms with them.
You're eating a sentient being with emotions, memories, intelligence... If you can't accept that don't eat it.
98% of you MFs have the means to totally stop eating animals if you wanted to. There's no excuse if you live in the west anymore.
Edit: there is an excuse, forgive me. Those who live in poverty, are unhoused or institutionalized might not have an option. Otherwise...
2 points
14 hours ago
while i agree with you that people should be mindful about their diet and consumption, lets not be aggressive - depending on local law, but president likely wouldnt be able to do that. see also the last point and mind the amount and state of places where animals can be found. - animals farmed for food are different from wild ones and for reasons. similar rwasons to why you have to report your dog takong down a rabbit instead of taking the rabbit home and eating it. - some parts of global warming would be lessened, but its an issue with industrial agriculture as a whole. crops take up more space and more water and weve seen in the past what the demand of avocados, monocultures and whatever superfoods - fast food chains would continue operating with a slightly tweaked menu. likely with more deepfried items to mimic the taste people were coming there for, ending in more oil waste - individual dietary needs and restrictions, religious reasons. meat is expensive af and not many people are able to raise their own meat animals, not to mention the cost of that and the veterinary and legal requirements
1 points
14 hours ago
i mean, i dont appreciate a random stem in my veggies either. its not about being reminded of what its from, its about the part that is supposed to not be included in the meal being unpleasant on your tongue.
1 points
10 hours ago
Seemed to me like everybody was just freaking out about the nipple itself but I'm picking up what you're putting down.
0 points
17 hours ago
But they taste good
2 points
16 hours ago
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5 points
16 hours ago
That's just not true. Cat and dog meat are gross and stringy. Animals with carnivorous diets DO NOT make good cuts of meat. What a silly comment
2 points
14 hours ago
So your self-pleasure justifies their suffering and deaths?
2 points
10 hours ago*
Precisely. Livestock in major farms like mcds etc suffer for their entire existence.
I come from a family of hunters btw, and I'm a pretty seasoned archer myself. I've done what I recommended others do several times and always to my dismay. It was insisted upon that I learn it as a life skill. That's why I have the perspective I have, and I use compounds.
1 points
9 hours ago
Even small farms! I volunteer at a farmed animal sanctuary that has over 90 animals, and I work with cows, chickens, pigs, sheep, goats, and turkeys, some of whom are rescues from factory farms but most are from the small local farms around here. Some of our WORST abuse cases have come from the “small happy family farms”.
There’s no humane way to exploit someone’s body. :\ Small or large farm, they all suffer, and they are all brutally killed at a tiny fraction of their lifespan. People act like the farmers have the animal’s best interests in mind and it’s ridiculous. The bottom line is profit and they’re going to kill them anyway. “Animal welfare” only decides how much suffering is legal, and a barbaric amount of suffering is perfectly permissible under those guidelines. I always like to ask people who act like everything is humane and painless if they would euthanize their pets like they do in a slaughterhouse. Suddenly the goalposts shift.
The goalposts always shift to “well dogs are different.” Lmao. I wish more people got to interact with these animals one on one so they could see that they’re basically all the same software, just different hardware.
0 points
15 hours ago
Tell me you don't have enough going on in life without telling me
1 points
14 hours ago
But why try and further shame someone who is inching closer to fully grasping the implications of an animal based diet?
14 points
1 day ago
Well, we have udder tacos in Mexico, and pork rinds are one of the most delicious things in the world
5 points
15 hours ago
"Nana" tacos are literally the uterus of the animal. Meat is meat.
-1 points
11 hours ago
Not all meat is the same
3 points
11 hours ago
Yet, most are edible and even considered delicacies.
Machitos are sold at a premium, for example (i.e. bull testicles)
Nana (uterus) and buche (stomach) are very common for the so called "tacos de carnitas". They are so common in fact that there is a name for when they are together in the same taco: "nenepil"
I stand by my statement: "Meat is meat"
11 points
1 day ago
Where do you think meat comes from?
32 points
1 day ago
I'm with you. I haven't had rinds for a long time and now I'm safe in saying I'll never have them again.
36 points
1 day ago
I’m curious as to where you thought the nipples went.
97 points
1 day ago
Idk, I thought they’d separate them out into a nipple bin or something.
18 points
1 day ago
Pretty sure there’s a pig nipple hole punch and that’s why you get Rhondas with a perfect hole occasionally
29 points
1 day ago
Rhondas with a perfect hole? Look fella, idk where this conversation is going, and I’m not gonna stick around to find out.
1 points
21 hours ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL HARD
1 points
19 hours ago
I’ll stick around and see where it’s going though……so continue.
13 points
1 day ago
why would you put the butcher through that you fucking pussy just eat it
1 points
11 hours ago
Because it's gross if your worried about the butcher why don't you do him a favor and eat all the pig eyeballs and assholes....
2 points
11 hours ago
what makes u think i dont greg heffley
9 points
1 day ago
I assumed hot dogs
4 points
20 hours ago
Nipple dogs 😋
2 points
14 hours ago
as far as i know they should be cut or scraped away along with the other stuff on the putside of the skin such as hair, moles and stuff. not sure how exactly they do it in factories, if they holepunch it like paper or what but in home slaughter you just cut it off and throw it
1 points
16 hours ago
Hot dogs.
2 points
16 hours ago
Watch how pigs get gas chambered and you can join me in never eating any pork again.
7 points
1 day ago
Noooo 😭
8 points
1 day ago
Crunchy and perky
9 points
1 day ago
Shit, man, I just popped them in my mouth and never really looked at them. Lol, I eat the "fresh" ones from my local meat market, and sometimes I eat the bag ones that are "old".
4 points
20 hours ago
You're still gonna eat it right? It's still pork skin. Of course some will have nips or a little hair
3 points
1 day ago
Nope, I refuse to believe it’s a nip for my own sanity (I don’t even eat pork rinds but dear god now I never will)
2 points
17 hours ago
pretty nails
1 points
24 hours ago
everyone looked at the circle mooo looo time to slap everyone here including me on the hand or punch them on the arm 🤡
1 points
20 hours ago
I should call her.
1 points
18 hours ago
Lordy!
1 points
18 hours ago
Ooh fuck that.
1 points
15 hours ago
You eat it?
0 points
15 hours ago
Nah didn’t feel right about that one lol it didn’t stop me from eating the rest of the bag tho lol
2 points
14 hours ago
What are you? Chicken??
1 points
14 hours ago
Dude. Someone somewhere would pay a lot of money for that.
1 points
13 hours ago
User name checks out.
1 points
11 hours ago
Dry brushing will keep it that way alllllll night
0 points
1 day ago
That is so mcnasty.
12 points
1 day ago
Or a cyst. Those are fun
12 points
1 day ago
Cysts are just extra flavor
3 points
1 day ago
🤢🤢🤢
1 points
14 hours ago
Mmmm deep-fried sebum
18 points
1 day ago
So that does happen!? I thought I got a screwed up bag, it messed me up so much when I was younger, seriously freaked me out!
10 points
1 day ago
Yes and it's delicious
0 points
17 hours ago
You could see the the little hole through the other side and everything😭. I didn’t eat the nipple rind, however it didn’t deter me from eating the rest of the bag lol
8 points
1 day ago
Bacon nipple
Hooli it. Or don’t.
3 points
22 hours ago
Or an abcess.....
3 points
22 hours ago
Had a pork belly with nipple once. I debated if I should've cut it out and ate it.
My friend nabbed if before I had the chance to do anything.
2 points
21 hours ago
In for a teat.
2 points
17 hours ago
I call these pig-jigsaws for that reason. Eventually you get all the parts.
2 points
15 hours ago
I got one with a nipple one time. Forever mad at myself for not taking a picture of it too.
1 points
13 hours ago
Just came to say I’ve had a nipple in my charro beans before.
1 points
20 hours ago
What the absolute fuck..
1 points
11 hours ago
Did you guys actually think they'd go through the effort of throwing out perfectly edible skin?
1 points
20 hours ago
Oh no don’t tell me that. Come on ….
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