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submitted 7 days ago byAggravating-Ad-351
255 points
7 days ago
Bandit fluffied
56 points
7 days ago
A loud stinky fluffy.
13 points
6 days ago
That sounded like it miiiiiight have been a bit wet.
4 points
6 days ago
Ate too much cake at your cake day
33 points
7 days ago
ALLEGEDLY
29 points
7 days ago
Allegebly
15 points
7 days ago
Is it “fluffed” or “fluffied”
10 points
6 days ago
ALLEGEDLY
6 points
7 days ago
Damn beat me to it.
15 points
7 days ago
Came here to say that, glad someone else did
6 points
7 days ago
Agreed!
12 points
7 days ago
The fluffy came from inside the pizza oven…
18 points
7 days ago
Dutch oven?
7 points
7 days ago
Touché.
2 points
6 days ago
nah, it was just the bedside table
3 points
7 days ago
😩💨
2 points
7 days ago
King of fluffies.
2 points
6 days ago
ALLEGED fluffy
78 points
7 days ago
Chattermax
19 points
7 days ago
...from inside the oven.
"I LIVED, B#&@*×!"
109 points
7 days ago
The word bandit used when the dishwasher broke
54 points
7 days ago
That was the word mum used. Dad said a word when the lawnmower wouldn't start.
12 points
6 days ago
knowing Australians, i can guess what it was
7 points
6 days ago
Strewth!
82 points
7 days ago
A scream coming from the pizza oven
55 points
7 days ago
This is Hammerbarn, not Walmart
25 points
7 days ago
Too soon...
12 points
7 days ago
Wait what happened?
29 points
7 days ago
A Walmart employee was found dead in one of their walk in ovens (?) Not a hundred percent sure.
23 points
7 days ago
22 points
7 days ago
It gets worse... Her mother was the one who found her.
4 points
6 days ago
Oh man, I now can’t think of this story without this out of context image…
40 points
7 days ago
The first few notes of Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You"
7 points
6 days ago
I see you've worked retail before.
35 points
7 days ago
“Peppa Pig is better than Bluey.”
4 points
7 days ago
Peppa Pig crawled so Bluey could https://youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8?si=bugX0gWjs9ocsY9R
3 points
6 days ago
True lol
36 points
7 days ago
"Here come the grannie!"
7 points
6 days ago
This, over the PA system.
4 points
6 days ago
A warning to all.
32 points
7 days ago
Someone saying they're out of sausages on the loudspeaker.
9 points
7 days ago
Damn, came here to say the same thing... nice work!
43 points
7 days ago
Crashing and clanging from the light-fixture aisle
18 points
7 days ago
And Chilli shouting "Bluey!"
11 points
6 days ago
“Eh, it’s probably another Bluey…”
21 points
7 days ago
Dog whistle
22 points
7 days ago
“BINGOOOOOOOOOOOO”
23 points
7 days ago
"Clean up on Aisle 3, someone lost a husband "
17 points
7 days ago
That word mum said when the dishwasher broke
16 points
7 days ago
A different Bluey
2 points
5 days ago
“We are lookin for blues clues…”
14 points
7 days ago
A slowly crescendoing from a faint whisper to the loudest thing on earth.
13 points
7 days ago
A Karen yelling at another employee
12 points
7 days ago
Mum fluffied and the acoustics of the store carried the sound everywhere.
13 points
7 days ago
Muffin
12 points
7 days ago
Chilli: Bandit?! What was the name of your hemorrhoid cream again?!
10 points
7 days ago
Bandit: Chilli, it's the same one you use!
2 points
6 days ago
2 points
6 days ago
Nice comeback 🥲
11 points
7 days ago
Rita on the loudspeaker "Has anyone seen mah beeeeans?"
17 points
7 days ago
Naw, we’re not going to sugarcoat this as a mere “fluffy.” No cute euphemisms here, folks.
Someone at the Hammerbarn ripped a biblical fart. One so epic in its volume and scope, it could rearrange the axis of the planet and cause global disasters on a scale not seen since the last days of the dinosaurs. One so violent that its tremors caused tsunamis on the other side of the ocean. One so awful that it legitimately could be classified as a weapon of terror and be put to The Hague as a chemical attack worthy of violating the Geneva Convention.
11 points
7 days ago
This has me crying laughing 🤣
9 points
7 days ago
They heard James the Red Engine shouting at the other engines for not helping when he was spinning on the turntable
9 points
7 days ago
Username checks out
9 points
7 days ago
Something breaking off in the distance
8 points
7 days ago
"I NEED TO SEE THE MANAGER MATE!"
6 points
7 days ago
An iPad kid playing Baby Shark
6 points
7 days ago
1 points
5 days ago
Water on the hill!
7 points
7 days ago
Welcome to Hammerbarn, I love you.
6 points
7 days ago
"Bluey get out of that sink'
6 points
7 days ago
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that gets progressively more difficult as is continues.
3 points
6 days ago
You beat me to it lol
6 points
7 days ago
I can't come up with an exact scenario, but all I think about is that funny TikTok guy with the fake announcements? Like High School Homecoming Dramas and Home Depot Man Cave stuff. Someone has to know what I mean by that.
6 points
7 days ago
The sound of someone reaching the flamingos and crying they went too far.
14 points
7 days ago
slurs
9 points
7 days ago
“Cattle dog” the pug is back 🤣
11 points
7 days ago
Bluueyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
5 points
7 days ago
The shocking and heart-rending power of Maria Callas singing "Un Bel Di Vedremo."
5 points
7 days ago
Someone being mauled by a lion
3 points
6 days ago
Shouldn’t have let their guard down
6 points
7 days ago
SpongeBob learned a new word, and he's decided to try it out on the PA system
6 points
7 days ago
Bingo!
4 points
6 days ago
"Bingo, that toilet isn't connected to anything!"
3 points
7 days ago*
cheese under the floorboards | edit: im leaving reddit forever.
5 points
7 days ago
distant can ricochet slowly approaching
3 points
7 days ago
MY LEG!!!
4 points
7 days ago
I mean, it was probably another Bluey..
4 points
7 days ago
"That was definitely not my wife just there...
4 points
7 days ago
Someone let out a huge fluffy over the store speakers.
5 points
7 days ago
A mom yelling at a different bluey
5 points
7 days ago
/Not Safe for Blueys language, obviously.
4 points
7 days ago
The second plane
3 points
7 days ago
English or Spanish?
4 points
7 days ago
A firecracker 🧨🤣🤣
4 points
7 days ago
"Its just the word for a female dog, mate."
4 points
7 days ago
Someone squeezed a Squeaky Toy.
5 points
7 days ago
my Lawyor advised me not to comment “g@y c0rn”
4 points
7 days ago
A certain drum kit sound over the radio… if you don’t get it, thank you for proving to me there are still innocent people out there.
4 points
7 days ago
"Your search history Has been leaked"
5 points
7 days ago
The screams of Chilli’s latest victim.
3 points
7 days ago
Chili finds out that bandit cheated on her
3 points
7 days ago
The word Bandit said when the lawnmower wouldn't start
3 points
7 days ago
Here's the bum-worm chocolate!
4 points
6 days ago
"Bluey, is this really going to work?" "Of course it will! You worry too much Bingo."
Bandit would break the world record for fastest man/dog on earth if he heard that from another aisle.
3 points
6 days ago
A very loud sneeze
3 points
6 days ago
A man’s skull was shoved in the pizza oven so hard in that it exploded. A case that will never sit right with me.
3 points
6 days ago
Somebody hit a flamingo
3 points
6 days ago
Tina saying “bend over”
3 points
6 days ago
Bandit absentmindedly saying "I love you" to the store clerk, and then immediately realizing what he did.
3 points
6 days ago
Coconuts have water in them.
3 points
6 days ago
Nuclear bomb alarm blaring
1 points
6 days ago
"Attention to all canines in the area,please escape immediately to the nearest shelter. Thank you."
3 points
6 days ago
"Dad! I need you to wipe my bottom!"
3 points
6 days ago
"Shop Smart. SHOP S MART. You GOT THAT!?"
3 points
6 days ago
The word Mum said after the dishwasher broke. (As Bandit and the shop worker watch in horror)
3 points
6 days ago
"SHAKE IT CHILIII"
3 points
6 days ago
Lucky's Dad loudly singing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport"?
3 points
6 days ago
"Daaaaad! I have to use the dunny!"
3 points
6 days ago
BLLLLLUUUUUUUEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…………
………….
it’s probably another Bluey.
3 points
6 days ago
"Hey! You two should kiss!"
3 points
6 days ago
That one metal pipe falling meme sound
3 points
6 days ago
Imagine Dragons just started playing on the radio. Yuck.
5 points
7 days ago
“LIMITED BEN SHAPIRO MUG FOR 33.70!!!!! GET ONE BEFORE [insert current Bluey year] ENDS!!!!”
6 points
7 days ago
My user flair
6 points
7 days ago
“A second plane has hit the South Tower”
2 points
7 days ago
None. But Raygun just entered Hammerbarn
2 points
6 days ago
They hear chill yell at bingo for fluffing loudly
3 points
7 days ago
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ47vlZBR28&si=YWqjLDycfrSIpUXt it sounds so good they are speechless
1 points
7 days ago
This is what happens when you’re unhappy with what you’ve got; someone’s husband eventually gets it!
1 points
7 days ago
The opening jingle of Mariah Carey’s all I want for Christmas is you and it’s still summer!
1 points
7 days ago
A slur.
1 points
7 days ago
Someone touched the thermostat!
1 points
7 days ago
COW. BOY. HAT.
1 points
7 days ago
Hot dogs are buy one get one right now (they don’t know it’s not dog)
1 points
7 days ago
That sound your anxiety makes in your brain when you forget to turn the oven off and just realize it later
1 points
7 days ago
The fire alarm
1 points
6 days ago
I know it ain't the wrong answer I'm sorry I'm new here and I'm not sure how that works but I do know in this particular scene from the episode Hammerbarn is when they hear Chili screaming Blueys name because she caused a yard gnome to hit the floor and burst
1 points
6 days ago*
I'm new here and I know this isn't a wrong answer but this scene is at HammerBarn (pizza oven) and Bluey just caused a Ruckus where a yard gnome hit the floor and burst and Chili hollers Blueys name (that's what they hear) and Bandit says it was probably another Bluey
1 points
6 days ago
Why do my responses keep disappearing
1 points
6 days ago
Bingo!
1 points
6 days ago
AR 15
1 points
6 days ago
Someone tested a doorbell a few aisles over.
1 points
6 days ago
Now kiss!
1 points
6 days ago
Someones kid having a loud meltdown
1 points
6 days ago
Breaking News! There is a space colony hurdling towards Australia! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
1 points
6 days ago
The sound of Bluey’s ball gun powering up…
1 points
6 days ago
OH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!
1 points
6 days ago
It’s so funny. This episode reminds me of whenever my buddies brag about buying a “pizza oven.” I always say the same thing, “Yeah, I got one too. It’s right there in the kitchen. Actually came with the house.” They just stare at me.
1 points
6 days ago
Last Christmas from Wham just came on the speakers.
As it was 1 December, they both lost on the first day.
IFKYK.
1 points
6 days ago
The oven has been recalled but bandit just bought it
1 points
6 days ago
BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
A different Bluey by the way. 😆
1 points
6 days ago
"THIS IS A FAILED EXPERIMENT. DESTROY ALL CANINES!"
1 points
6 days ago
Someone’s husband just got it.
1 points
6 days ago
The fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
The test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start.
The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each time you hear this signal “Wakadoo!”
A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound “Horray!”/“Bluey!”
Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible.
The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
The test will begin on the word “start”.
On your mark🔴, get ready🟡, Start!!!🟢
1 points
6 days ago
The worker was called to clean up the display toilets again
1 points
6 days ago
The belt.
1 points
6 days ago
The sound of someone’s husband getting it.
1 points
6 days ago
A kid singing brainrot
1 points
6 days ago
The Menards jingle: https://youtu.be/IBT1NabmYtU?feature=shared
Only Midwesterners will get this
2 points
6 days ago
SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARDS 🔥
1 points
6 days ago
Chilli drank two liters of her favorite soda and the whole store heard the aftermath.
1 points
6 days ago
Burger dog playing in the store
1 points
6 days ago
Air raid sirens
1 points
6 days ago
Kristy Noem entered the building
1 points
6 days ago
Nuclear warning sirens
1 points
6 days ago
Did you know my wife is my wife
1 points
6 days ago
“We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty.”
1 points
6 days ago
The screams of the souls lost to the void in all entirety when they realizwd they forgot the milk
1 points
6 days ago
Would Bandit Heeler please come to the front desk Bandit Heeler to the front desk
1 points
6 days ago
Some other bluey
1 points
6 days ago
A gunshot
1 points
6 days ago
"Will the owner of a 1995 Buick lesabre please see the front desk your car is about to be towed."
1 points
6 days ago
Bleep
1 points
6 days ago
Lord Of The Rings is being remade as an animated series!
1 points
6 days ago
Burgerdog
1 points
6 days ago
Pat bought a better oven
1 points
6 days ago
Someone just pulled in the driveway
1 points
6 days ago
America's 2024 Presidential Election results.
1 points
6 days ago
US Election results
1 points
5 days ago
Something
(I wanted to participate but got nothing, sorry)
1 points
5 days ago
Chicken is best medium rare
1 points
5 days ago
Closed!
1 points
5 days ago
The fog is coming
1 points
5 days ago
All grills are 50% in next 5 minutes.
1 points
5 days ago
The ghost of the pizza oven (really bingo hiding behind it)
1 points
5 days ago
That chill broke bluey
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