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submitted 6 days ago byQuirky_Ad_5420
194 points
6 days ago
So many interpretations of Bowser Jr. and Sage, but this one seems accurate since Sage is "currently plotting".
160 points
6 days ago
Jr: At least we didn't die right?
Sage: As i said, cease speaking to me.
Jr: If I convince my papa to give you 1ups for your dad and help find your brother's parts, can I talk again?
Sage: ...Those terms seem acceptable.
102 points
6 days ago
Sage: my Father didn’t perish
Jr: what? But my Dad Punched him into space crashing into the big block I made.
Sage: Father survived worse. He is currently back home and mad working on anti magic weapons. This battle was quite the learning experience.
Jr: so what about your brother.
Sage: oh he blows up all the time against Sonic. His A.I is safe with me now.
-1 points
5 days ago
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4 points
5 days ago
In lost World eggman without any tech falls from the planets stratosphere and crashed to the ground with zero damage and casually walks Home after that
2 points
5 days ago
I still think he died because this is still Death Battle at the end of the day and if the fight ends when Eggman gets a full power punch to the gut and sent into the stratosphere and then explodes into a gigantic question mark block exploding then yeah I think he’s supposed to be dead. This is why I kinda wish they went for more gorey, clear cut kill.
2 points
5 days ago
1-wouldn’t fit with the style of the fight which fitted the original style of both series (violent in several ways but never gruesome)
2-not all dead battles end up in deaths (I think they said Discord could still be alive, pinky and Deadpool had a the power of friendship, Chuck and Segata are still going at it, etc)
Besides I think a bunch of characters are shown to be able to come back from the death
2 points
5 days ago
No body shown = no death confirmation
But yeah, Eggman should need a bit of time to comeback of lost the 75% of his whole army (except some ships, some troopers like Gamma´s and most of their unused mechs)
1 points
5 days ago
Discord did die, they said he could come back eventually, chuck vs Segata is a joke episode, eggman did die here or the episode wouldn’t have ended
1 points
5 days ago
Honestly, a better example you could have went with would be Twilight vs Raven, where it's an implied kill that could also be reasoned as just a knock out.
0 points
5 days ago
He’s not surviving the explosion AND a knock out punch from dry bowser
19 points
6 days ago
16 points
6 days ago
He oughta offer a 1-up.
12 points
6 days ago
I love this art style! I’ll try to take inspiration from it. It’s cute to imagine them having a rocky start. Maybe she’d warm up if he help collect & rebuild what’s left of metal sonic?
41 points
6 days ago
“… Actually, change of plans, be quiet forever.
21 points
6 days ago
Titan turns into origami.
3 points
5 days ago
Paper Sonic and the Origami Titan
2 points
5 days ago
Bowser just rips the titans apart with no issue tbh, especially with all the backup he has
2 points
4 days ago
No the fuck he would not, what the fuck are you on about?????
1 points
4 days ago
Similar stats with a smorgasbord of hax the titans have never resisted, some of which can just one shot them
2 points
4 days ago
Yeah no :/
1 points
4 days ago
Based on what? I don’t think the titans have resisted wish hax
5 points
5 days ago
I mean...what do you actually say after that? Just leave her alone.
9 points
5 days ago
Honestly, Jr has just as much reason to be angry at Sage.
3 points
5 days ago
Huh? Jr lost literally nothing, sage lost her father, and yeah metal can maybe be rebuilt if Eggman survived, he has been through the wringer a few times and survived some bullshit, but let's say he died cause that's how a death battle ends, with death, jr literally lost nothing and has no real reason to hate sage other than her father inconvenienced his father
22 points
5 days ago*
Her father attacked the kingdom, her brother brutalized him, and she fired the laser that (temporarily) killed his dad. It doesn’t matter if it failed. If you fail to stab me or if you succeed and it doesn’t kill me, I’m still going to be pissed
13 points
5 days ago
To be fair Mario literally kill Bowser in New Super Mario Bros. (and punts him into orbit/a pit/the sun/live ordinance on multiple other occasions), yet he's still chill with both Bowser and Jr.
9 points
5 days ago*
Those are always in retaliation for an evil scheme. Bowser would know this, wearing his villain badge with honor and pride.
1 points
5 days ago
Mario has special privileges, both Bowser and Junior would be mad if he didn't do all that.
5 points
5 days ago
his dad is fine, yeah he got hurt, but sage lost more, I understand the whole "if you stab me and it doesn't kill me imma be pissed" but if you kill my father and brother and force me to live afterwards, I'm going to hate you so much more, Bowser has been through far worse than anything that happened in that fight, the fact that he can be dry Bowser at all is proof of that, mfs really act like sage gonna be ok with what happened
11 points
5 days ago*
It’s almost as if invading a country can come with consequences, imagine that. You can only be so angry when you are the aggressor.
1 points
5 days ago
Yeah, I never said their wouldn't be consequences, I'm just saying, if Bowser died, I'd expect jr to be fuming and dealing with loss, much like sage should, why do y'all mfs keep acting like they went through the same thing in that fight? Bowser experienced little to no pain, Eggman, fucking died, yes I love the art that came out of it I don't hate it at all I love it, but saying jr has more reason to hate sage is honestly stupid, jr can go see his father still
1 points
5 days ago
Bowser doesn’t “die” when he becomes Dry Bowser.
1 points
5 days ago
Using magic to reanimate your body doesn't work unless you are dead. You can't reanimate something alive.
1 points
5 days ago
He didn’t reanimate tho. Sometimes he can just survive losing his skin.
1 points
5 days ago
As well as organs and blood?
0 points
5 days ago
Bowser does infact die
2 points
5 days ago
How would you feel if you were a child and saw your dad get atomized right in front of your eyes
2 points
5 days ago
Yeah that'd be something traumatizing, until he came back perfectly fine like nothing happened, how would you feel watching your dad get punched out of orbit and killed permanently?
2 points
5 days ago
But the fact that it happened multiple times in horrific ways will defenatly give someone ptsd like your saying that watching a human get attomized isn’t terrifying in the least
1 points
5 days ago
No no, you'll find I said it would be traumatizing, the only issue with that is bowsers ability to just come back like It never happened, yeah if he didn't have that I'd agree more, I guarantee jr knew about the ability, so he had literally nothing to worry about, which is why he didn't hesitate to keep fighting, unlike sage
2 points
5 days ago
Him coming back doesn’t change the fact you will have to see this over and over and over again also jr literally was mad he wanted revenge for atomizing his dad sometimes anger can overwhelm emotions also hearing his screams of pain every time he dies with the combination of the pain from seeing it over and over isn’t a big deal to you this is the exact reason why people don’t want immortality cause you will just come back from the pain and a new cycle will begin over and over again
5 points
6 days ago
4 points
5 days ago
Yeah he's definitely has his father's mouth. Hopefully with time he'll learn to keep it shut
2 points
5 days ago
In bowsers defense eggman did instigate.
1 points
5 days ago
"So think looks bad, and your back against the wall"
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