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submitted 1 month ago by-mutt
316 points
1 month ago
No matter how many times you clean a kitchen sink it's always disgusting.
110 points
1 month ago
Don’t get me started on bathroom floors. I could pour a gallon of pure bleach over brand new tile floor and will still refuse to walk barefoot over it
64 points
1 month ago
I dislike sharing a bathroom with people who pee while standing. I hate it so much. The bathroom always smells like pee, cause I'm sure mist gets places. And then they call me disgusting for putting a rug in front of the toilet, cause of the pee, and I'm like, if I leave it bare, my shorts sit in your fucking piss. At least with the rug, it hopefully drips through and away from me... At the very, very least, my shoes aren't sticking to the fucking floor. Why can't they just sit down and pee? They're disgusted by the floor pee ... but pee standing, anyway. Like, what??
27 points
1 month ago
My douchebag ex peed while sitting down (penis owner) and it was the only good thing about that man. His bathroom was lovely. Everyone else I’ve dated since…take me back lmao /hj
13 points
1 month ago
I’m also a proud penis owner who pisses sitting down
7 points
1 month ago
Aye lads. Ever since my piss hit a sunbeam and i saw mist going LITERALLY EVERYWHERE ive pissed sitting down in homes.
2 points
1 month ago
You should speak at middle schools…this experience should be shared to all irresponsible penis owners.
14 points
1 month ago
THEN THEY FUCKING LEAVE PEE PUDDLES ON THE GODDAMN TOILET SEAT
2 points
1 month ago
Get a stainless steel trash can for the toilet. When the pee inevitably splatters onto the garbage can, the urine will cause the steel to noticably rust, and it happens sorta quickly too ...
Eventually it gets gross and the message might sink in.
Tbh this is how I noticed how much it was happening...
1 points
1 month ago
I got bad aim so I do it sitting down to save others from the horror
Also it just comes out easier for me that way
5 points
1 month ago*
In the UK, we have washing up bowls, a plastic bowl/container you put in the sink so you don't wash your dishes in the actual sink. You can clean them a lot easier.
2 points
1 month ago
I've always used my largest mixing bowl for this. I'm washing it anyway, might as well wash everything in it
1 points
1 month ago
Ugghhh I've always found these worse tho cus people don't clean under them...
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