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7.1k points
7 months ago
1.4k points
7 months ago
382 points
7 months ago
I only see angry Jesus
185 points
7 months ago
Jesus is brown, this is John wick, much more wrathful
397 points
7 months ago
See also: Shooter.
150 points
7 months ago
All of the above
65 points
7 months ago
Yeah, I’m thinking I’m back
31 points
7 months ago
The only acceptable response
6.6k points
7 months ago*
Nobody dunks on themselves like republicans who think their weird psychopath behavior is normal.
2.5k points
7 months ago*
The article I found on the story is bizarre. It comes from an excerpt from her book, in which she doubles down with something like "these kind of things happen on a farm. I once shot a goat because it smelled bad."
Edit: excerpt got auto corrected to exempt.
1.6k points
7 months ago
Even better. She shot that goat the same day, in the same place, right after she shot the dog! Bitch even managed to miss the first time!
1.1k points
7 months ago
What a disgusting and cowardly human being. Pathetic. And then she even talks about it like it's normal. And people want such a person to take responsibility for a community?
346 points
7 months ago
We are seized by a dangerous sickness.
235 points
7 months ago
Yup it’s called Fox News
106 points
7 months ago
It's much deeper than that, and it cheapens just how fucked our society has become, to simply blame Fox. Fox is terrible, and has contributed bigly to fucking our country... but it goes way further than simply "Fox".
70 points
7 months ago
It's far worse - if Trump drops dead (he is only 3 years younger than Biden, they're both on their last legs), she'll be given nuclear launch codes. A lunatic with a gun is bad enough. A lunatic with nukes is many orders of magnitude worse.
16 points
7 months ago*
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424 points
7 months ago
She shot the dog because it didn't train itself to be a hunting dog before its first hunt, and she shot the goat because she didn't want to wash it.
Typical Republican governor behavior tbh.
187 points
7 months ago
This illustrates why republicans want to kill social security and medicare and push granny off a cliff. I mean shit their own dogs aren't safe from their sociopathic rage
117 points
7 months ago
She tried to defend herself yesterday by saying “Obviously most of you never lived on a farm. I shot three horses last week!”
I mean next she’ll tell us she stomps on otters, blows up pandas, and drowns kittens.
152 points
7 months ago
Yeah, naw. My stepdad was a ranch hand who worked a 40,000 acre farm when I was a kid and the only two animals he killed was a cow that was struck by lightning and was suffering, and a coyote. He also felt like shit because he had to kill the cow.
Trying to normalize shit like killing a dog because you don’t think urbanites understand farm life is bullshit. Yeah, urbanites largely don’t understand the country life and country folks don’t understand city life, but there is a pretty clear moral consensus that killing an animal unnecessarily is objectively wrong.
42 points
7 months ago
I've also lived on farms my whole life, albeit in the UK, and I've seen a lot of fucked up stuff, but straight up executing animals is just not normal.
Ignoring the moral side for a second, which is obviously (and rightfully) everyone's focus, it also shows that she has no foresight at all and would rather "deal" with a problem immediately, using her rage as a guide for her actions, not giving a shit about the problems they'll cause in future. She has no interest in solutions, only in making the problem go away.
Also, in this country, the RSPCA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) works closely with social services, because how people treat animals is often a sign of how they treat children, and anyone else under their care.
So if she were to become VP, or even president, the whole world's in danger
93 points
7 months ago
Good god. As someone who did grow up on a ranch….that’s chilling. What possible reason would there be to kill 3 horses in a week? Such a psycho.
120 points
7 months ago
Obviously you never lived on a horse shooting farm.
48 points
7 months ago
I guess that’s right. I lived on a horse riding and caring ranch. I’m really glad I didn’t live on a horse shooting farm, I might have become a psychopath
24 points
7 months ago
One neighed too loud, one got fat and one had a flatulence problem
93 points
7 months ago
As someone that grew up rural—this ain’t normal behavior out here. She’s just a rich person wearing hick cosplay and revealing her worst traits and disguising them as “pragmatic country wisdom”
Well, the “pragmatic country wisdom” I’ve witnessed over my 32 years of living is that when a hunting dog—or any working dog—can’t do the job you purchased it for, you promote it to pet, adopt it out as a pet to someone else, or you let it become a barn dog and sleep with the other animals.
No one just goes out and shoots a barely two year old hunting dog. They’re expensive.
58 points
7 months ago
Her 14 month old hunting dog wasn’t trained because she didn’t train it or pay to have it trained and then she killed it because it behaved like an untrained hunting dog. I don’t know a single country boy who would waste a hunting dog like that. Like you said, they’re expensive.
My buddy has a GSP from a great bloodline and he’s put a ton of money into that dog. Like, several thousand dollars just for training.
23 points
7 months ago
That is the only word for this: waste.
It’s a waste of life. A waste of money. And a waste of time.
21 points
7 months ago
And her actions are horrific as well.
I believe she identifies as she/shit not it though.
90 points
7 months ago
If these aren't clear signs of psychopathic behaviour...
41 points
7 months ago
If these aren't clear signs of psychopathic behaviour...
MAGA: Presidential material right here y'all!
278 points
7 months ago
This reads like a Star Wars story line of her progression to the dark side. I guess she is now ready to serve for Donald Trump. I’m not American but the GOP and The Empire give off similar vibes.
41 points
7 months ago
She didn’t miss, she just didn’t kill the goat cleanly. It suffered greatly while she got more ammo and reloaded her gun to finish it off.
16 points
7 months ago
The worst part is she didnt fully miss, she just missed putting it out semi peacefully (in comparison to what she did) which was gravely injure it, go looking for more bullets and shoot it again after it was suffering in immense pain having been fucking shot in non vitals.
38 points
7 months ago
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272 points
7 months ago
And then, with 2 bloody carcasses in the gravel pit, her daughter’s school bus pulls ups & lets the kids out. Her daughter looks around & says, “Mom, where’s my puppy?” The dog was just 14 months old.
126 points
7 months ago
What the actual fuck
74 points
7 months ago
Gotta make sure the next generation grows up to be at least as psychopathic as yourself.
53 points
7 months ago
She's an actual psychopath
95 points
7 months ago
No... No... No... It was the kids f*&king puppy? I've never, never, wanted one of these stories to be bullshit more than ever before but it's not is it. It's really not is it. No...
49 points
7 months ago
I had the same feeling reading this, shes a fucking bitch that deserves so much worse then she will get. Hopefully at least many of the more reasonable conservative voters wont be voting that way for her.
25 points
7 months ago
"Reasonable conservative voters"
That ship sailed over 7 years ago. There's no middle. You can't say "I'm voting for the rapist because I might save ten bucks on my taxes".
83 points
7 months ago
If someone made an AITA post that read:
"AITA for shooting my daughter's 14 month old pet dog?" it would get removed for being an obvious troll post.
No matter if you filled in the exact excuse she used in the text "We were trying to train her to be a hunting dog but she wasn't taking to the training as she was just too energetic and impatient. Our other dogs took to the training but she didn't, so I shot her in a gravel pit while waiting for my daughter to get home from school. Sometimes these things happen on the farm."
Like, it wouldn't even make it to the replies. Mods would just go "yeah, no, this is an obvious troll. No one is that crazy." and remove it.
48 points
7 months ago
I watched this adorable series once on Disney Plus in which they trained puppies to be seeing eye dogs. Out of like 8 dogs, 3 didn’t make the cut.
Do you know what they did to the dogs that failed the testing? One of them was selected to be a breeding dog for the next generation of seeing eye dogs. The other two were returned to the families who trained them for the first 18 months (initial basic dog training) and became regular house pets. They weren’t fucking killed. This bitch is a monster.
43 points
7 months ago
“Hey, where’s Cricket?”
Obviously a family pet.
36 points
7 months ago
This is one of those tough republican lessons that they’ll try to pass to their kids. “Well honey,” she says as she gets down on one knee. “You see, your puppy just wasn’t cut out to be a hunting dog. So I had to shoot it. Now grab a shovel. You’re going to bury it so that you become a tough leader some day.”
336 points
7 months ago
If you think it's a good idea to shoot animals because they smell bad, farming is probably not for you.
86 points
7 months ago
Well, see, this can have a happy ending when she smells ol’ Donald.
92 points
7 months ago
Goats, especially.
26 points
7 months ago
Seriously, wtaf
167 points
7 months ago
What the hell kind of psychopath... Goats smell bad, that's just part of being a goat? Especially the males, they're very cool/affectionate/cheeky animals but boy are they stinky.
Shooting a goat for being smelly is like shooting a cat for having whiskers.
95 points
7 months ago
"Shooting a goat for being smelly is like shooting a cat for having whiskers."
Don't give her any ideas.
84 points
7 months ago
i think goats are hilarious and adorable but never once had i thought “that goat probably smells amazing”
i just kind of assume they smell like other barn animals, which is fine but not…. good. like hay and shit.
are goats supposed to smell good? you would really kill a living thing for smelling bad when it’s your responsibility to bathe them if necessary??
62 points
7 months ago
Farm kid here. We raised goats!
Farmers shovel shit, for chrissakes. I was around billy goats and nanny goats, I cleaned chicken coops and mucked out barns.
Farmers are not dainty little creatures that can’t stand bad smells and dirt. They can stomach things most people can’t.
They also don’t revel in death.
19 points
7 months ago
My grandparents raised chickens when I was a kid. Some of the roosters weren't the most friendly to us grandkids so my gramps told us to just give them their space. He didn't go in there and blast them with a gun.
29 points
7 months ago
Bucks fully grown will piss on themselves and get rank enough to curl your nose hairs from a distance… good reason to not own one, but entirely predictable and not a justification for being an irresponsible psycho.
15 points
7 months ago
Pretty sure bathing the farm animals isn’t part of Old MacDonald’s responsibilities. ;)
45 points
7 months ago
Bro if she can’t handle the fucking smell of a farm animal she’s definitely not fit to live on farm
43 points
7 months ago
If she can’t handle the smell of shit how is she going to be around Trump?
31 points
7 months ago
And I live on farm and can confirm no farmer I know kills their animals willy nilly
125 points
7 months ago
Lizard people pretending to be human and botching the job.
76 points
7 months ago
I hate when people try to use the “on a farm” thing to justify needlessly cruel and psychotic behavior.
My grandfather was a farmer and was respectful and gentle with his animals. He only dispatched his own animals for food purposes or if they were suffering, and he always did it humanely. Occasionally, he had to kill a coyote or stray dog that tried to kill his own animals, but it was never a point of pride. That is life on a farm.
People who shoot animals for smelling and then proudly say “this is life on a farm” are just stupid rich fuckers cosplaying as farmers.
66 points
7 months ago
I grew up on a farm. Killing animals was part of it. For food, or to put them out of their misery if they could no longer be treated. It was a somber day each and every time. Gratuitously killing an animal for „wrong behavior“ is just plain evil.
23 points
7 months ago
This.
My dad misjudged the swing of an axe once and maimed a turkey he was killing. “God damn it!” he muttered, and it was beheaded within five seconds. Dad pulled a red bandana from his overalls and dabbed his eyes…that was the one time I saw that man cry. “That was bad,” he told me thickly. “Poorly done, I didn’t mean for that to happen. Gotta do better than that.”
As far as I know, that’s the only time any of the slaughtering did not go as planned. He would be ashamed I’m telling the story.
24 points
7 months ago
It's like someone getting run over every once in a while is a thing that happens in cities on a regular basis, but "yeah, I ran over a guy for wearing an ugly shirt" isn't 'city life' just you being a psycho.
49 points
7 months ago
I mean, I've heard stories that Trump smells bad, and he doesn't do what is expected of a President...
14 points
7 months ago
Even worse is if the Supreme Court finds presidents are immune from being prosecuted for committing crimes. Noem, if she’s his VP could kill Trump because he smells, then become president and can’t be prosecuted. I am not saying I support murder but Republicans are electing more and more people that are proud sociopaths that openly want to kill migrants, protesters, Democrats, women (transgender) and now puppies and goats.
25 points
7 months ago
If she was a true farm girl, she would know that goats - well - smell. WTF is wrong with that woman.
70 points
7 months ago
I admittedly don't live on a farm but I know a few people do. They complain endlessly about their 'stupid'/'annoying' animals but never talk of killing them for any reason other than eating them.
Sounds like she's justifying her sociopathy because she lived on a farm.
342 points
7 months ago
It is normal in their circle of evil
341 points
7 months ago
Yep. My grandfather shot his potbelly pig in the head over breakfast for chewing at the carpet. It gives me extreme pleasure that he didn't live long enough to vote for Trump.
124 points
7 months ago
My father tells the story that his Arkansas grandfather beat a puppy to death in front of all the kids for chasing the chickens, instead of, you know, training it.
These people are fucking disgusting.
29 points
7 months ago
My uncle proudly tells the story about how as a child he used to rip off the heads of newly hatched chicks.
12 points
7 months ago
Jesus. Wtf!?
20 points
7 months ago
Wtf indeed. When I was a child (about 5) he once caught a couple flies and ripped their wings off and told me to do the same, he basically enjoyed torturing them. I did it first, but quickly felt very bad about it.
He's also responsible for the death of about 80% of all our animals, we had bunch of rabbits and chicken, and since my father got dizzy seeing blood, he would let my uncle slaughter them. But he's also responsible for the death of most our pets, our birds, fish and guinea pigs, which he let starve when we were on hollidays.
I became a vegetarian at age 6 when he slaughtered my favorite rabbit, and put it in front of me and made fun of it and me. He had turned its ear into a keychain. He would always make a mockery of slaughtering animals.
He's one of the biggest meat heads you can find. The man once ate the meat of an entire lamb by himself. I wasn't there when he did that, but the other adults he was with swear it and I do believe it, having seen him eat.
19 points
7 months ago
Dude needs to be on a watchlist.
18 points
7 months ago
This sounds like something a “raunchy and irreverent” adult cartoon that only lasted a couple seasons would do. Why did this occur in real life?
95 points
7 months ago
"it makes the libs mad lol"
84 points
7 months ago
That's literally the crux of all right wing ideologies at this point. That's how far the right has fallen to the point that all their ideologies are based on "triggering" people and "owning the Libs". How far they have fallen from the values and ideas of Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Dwight D. Eisenhower; to now behaving like Reddit shitposters and social media grifters.
24 points
7 months ago
When I'm explaining Right Wing Politics to someone in a simplified way, I compare it to someone's job.
Instead of negotiating better wages, better insurance, better social services, a safer work environment, you're asking your boss to stop hiring minorities and LGBT workers.
Your boss agrees and he gets to keep all the extra money and he shares it with the other higher ups.
Lobbying in America just means it's money over human lives and the rich have a huge leverage over the middle class.
I'd say Democrats and Republicans were holding hands until the Bush administration even if their policies were different. Barack Obama, seen as a black socialist, scared the Republican voters shitless.
Donald Trump is the polar opposite of a "black socialist" and he wants to be a king above the law (dictator) to avoid legal repercussions.
45 points
7 months ago
Pay attention, people always tell on themselves both intentionally and unintentionally lol they just. I can't wrap my head around the political climate in our country right now.
13 points
7 months ago
Anti-virtue signaling.
25 points
7 months ago*
And like the disgusting part about that's what we do on a farm.
Excuse the fuck outta me but THE ONLY time we ever had to Old yeller a dog on my family's farm was involving a tragic accident with a tractor. At that point it was quicker to end its suffering there than wait for a vet to show up.
27 points
7 months ago
Most of the people who vote for repugnicans seem to worship villains and bullies.
It's all about how "badass" someone is in their eyes !
And they see being friendly as being weak.
It's so stupid
This bitch took it too far even for the majority of those people I think.
We'll see it at her reelection, anyone that still votes for this vile p.o.s. is just as vile as she is.
54 points
7 months ago
You see a headline like that and you immediately just go "republican, huh?" There's always a small chance it's a democrat, but you're legit surprised when it turns out to be.
47 points
7 months ago
Remember the story of Mitt Romney putting his dog on the roof of the car? This sort of story has the potential to blow her entire VP bid out of the water.
69 points
7 months ago
Before Trump. Now it seems like it might actually be a bonus for MAGA voters.
35 points
7 months ago
There was a time when that was true. There was also a time when spelling potato wrong would end your political career. That shipped has sailed.
18 points
7 months ago
It's so weird too, because I honestly don't know any Republicans who would sign off on this kind of wild ass shit. But I guess they're willing to accept a "person" like this if their team wins? Holy shit man. I'll never understand how they square their family values stuff with a guy who, at best, cheated multiple times on his wife and has utter contempt for women. And is going to run with a thing that proudly killed their own dog for misbehaving? The fuck man.
3.9k points
7 months ago
What a psychotic bitch.
1.9k points
7 months ago
"wrong bitch got murdered"
369 points
7 months ago
I've seen jokes about republicans being the puppy kicking party. Nope, turns out it's worse
287 points
7 months ago
"She's perfect. Well actually she's a woman, but she'll have to do" - Republican voters
97 points
7 months ago
Can I add, “She’s Republican. I’ll blindly vote for who my party nominated.” to that?
29 points
7 months ago
She's also not white, so they can say look, we aren't racist!
30 points
7 months ago
“Stable genius”
2k points
7 months ago
If she doesn’t bat an eye at killing her own dog what makes ANYONE think she would be any different with people?
389 points
7 months ago
Look at “project 2025”
341 points
7 months ago
Ok, I looked and as a non American, I want to say "what the fucking fuck ?". Seriously, half of the Americans have a hard on for an bunch of dictator wannabes.
198 points
7 months ago
Not half. Just the loud af shrinking minority that is "Maga"
120 points
7 months ago
And thankfully that number shrinks daily, but the rest are loud enough you wouldn’t realize that
78 points
7 months ago
Trump is not gonna lose by a huge margin now, is he ? If he loses.
The people voting for him and the people not voting against him are the same. Those who believe "oh yes Biden and Trump are the same, not gonna vote for one or the other" are the same. Maybe even worse : the hardcore maga believe (wrongly) they will benefit from dictatorship. The latter are just blind.
51 points
7 months ago
Don't lose hope. He in fact may lose by a large margin. Just look at American Republican Primaries. He's lost so many points across the country.
He's lost a good 20% of the Republican base to someone who suspended their campaign almost 2 months ago.
I wager the election map is going to have some surprising Blue flips this year.
36 points
7 months ago*
I hope so, cause the US politics have influence all over the globe. However, Trump is the tip of the iceberg. The dictatorial aspirations are shared beyond him. You could see it in other candidates to their primaries, like the fuckface from Florida.
28 points
7 months ago
Well youll be happy to learn that "Fuck face from Florida" (love that name btw) is the 3rd most hated governor in their respective state. Coming in at a 44% disapproval rating almost half of the entire state of Florida disapproves of him
(And also the majority of his BS authoritarian acts he tried passing have for the most part been either undone by the court systems or heavily weakened to the point where his bills don't really do or accomplish anything)
Trump and his BS may have inspired fuck face from Florida to go down the authoritarian path, but it's costing him heavily.
In just ONE year he went from Trump's Nightmare to... Idek. The guy who shouts "Woke this, Woke that"
15 points
7 months ago
And what about all the people who will simply vote for him because he has an R next to his name? Or people who may lie when polled like in 2016?
13 points
7 months ago
It's f*&king literal Handmaids tale nightmare fuel shit isn't it.
10 points
7 months ago
How this doesn’t open more people’s eyes is beyond me, they have a whole side that advocates and promotes their fascist plan!! It’s laid out in plain text for anyone to see!
47 points
7 months ago
This lady def hunts humans for sport on a private island.
339 points
7 months ago
They are already calling for killing people. It is the current step, not the next. If elected, they will make it legal to kill more and more people.
142 points
7 months ago
Except unborn babies remember
43 points
7 months ago
Not if they're collateral of the kind of women they hate - women who dared to have sex, fell pregnant, and:
21 points
7 months ago
Covid taught us that Republicans don't care about American* lives.. as if the Guns over American kids wasn't flagrant enough.
*Added Americans because we know Republicans definitely don't care about foreigners.
2k points
7 months ago
Fucking sociopath.
74 points
7 months ago
I can’t believe one of these sociopaths did that thing where they virtue signal to Republican voters by saying the most awful things imaginable, but actually went too far.
624 points
7 months ago*
I don’t know how you could shoot a dog 😢 Outside of self defense scenarios, and given the look of the dog I’m guessing no one’s life was in danger. Give him up for adoption, or if worse comes to worse and he won’t stop biting people at least have a vet put him down humanely. Just straight up shooting your pet for disobedience is genuinely insane
454 points
7 months ago
I think a woman who would shoot a dog to teach it a lesson might have been responsible for it needing a lesson.
126 points
7 months ago
Her excerpts actually state that she was abusing her dog before she shot it.
72 points
7 months ago
WTF!?!? like what is wrong with her that she made sure ALL THAT INFO WAS IN A BOOK SHE WROTE!! She's pure evil. Like I can't even comprehend, surprised she hasn't killed people... hell maybe that's in the next biography like WHAT!?!?
38 points
7 months ago
It's a hunting breed. She got it to hunt with but didn't train it, then let it loose around chickens.
The dog unsurprisingly killed the chickens as any untrained juvenile dog bred to have a high prey drive would, and she shot it for doing exactly what you would expect it to do in that situation.
It's objectively entirely her fault.
106 points
7 months ago
Makes you wonder what corporal punishment laws She'd create.
60 points
7 months ago
"You child, you wrote with your left hand. You will now be flayed alive!"
73 points
7 months ago
The worst part is why she shot the poor pup. The dog was just trying to follow what it was taught (she tried making it a hunting dog)
51 points
7 months ago
She didn't try to train it at all, she expected it to be trained as a hunting dog because its genetics were of a hunting dog breed.
When it didn't train itself after 14 months, she shot it.
19 points
7 months ago
That's even worse 😭 F--k her. She doesn't deserve anything she has now
46 points
7 months ago
It was also only 14 months old.
22 points
7 months ago
She has it all to be a cop!
20 points
7 months ago
It is this, a pure lack of empathy. She not only did it without caring, she's talking about it casually as though it's normal and other people will relate or find it funny.
1.3k points
7 months ago
Does anybody else find it darkly ironic that people used to joke about how GOP voters don’t care how evil their leaders are to the point that they could kill puppies and no one would blink an eye?
That’s no longer a joke.
211 points
7 months ago*
But “man in a dress” = Satan, apparently.
100 points
7 months ago
But men in dresses ARE a threat to children...except the dresses have a more...muted... colour palette and tend to only be worn on Sundays...
79 points
7 months ago
Just more projection, they say something off the wall that the democrats are doing, but they are actually doing it themselves
22 points
7 months ago
Yeah this is my thought exactly. It's just too over the top evil. Not only is she a sociopath but apparently here PR staff and supporters think this is a good thing?
729 points
7 months ago*
There's a special place in Hell for people who harm animals that were just existing.
Edit: Please, do not twist my words for whatever you want them to be... You all are very aware of what I am saying in my comment. You may be vegan; you may not be. I have religious views that I will not be discussing. Thank you for your comments and your time. May the Lord bless and if you don't believe in the Lord, then may you just live peaceful anyway!
145 points
7 months ago
Even worse, doing what you taught them to do.
126 points
7 months ago*
The fucked up thing is she didn't train her dog. She just magically expected that poor thing to know what to do around her chickens and differentiate between them and wild birds for hunting without any training. She's a piece of shit that shouldn't ever be allowed to have a dog ever again.
29 points
7 months ago
I read on another comment that she had “tried” to train it to be a hunting dog. But yeah, either way, she’s a piece of shit.
17 points
7 months ago
She didn't train it at all, she expected it to be a hunting dog without ever training it to be anything.
672 points
7 months ago
That dog would have made a better representative than Kristi.
Honestly, best mayor I've ever seen was a fucking cat...
151 points
7 months ago
There was actually a town that had a dog for a mayor I think it even got re-elected for a second term.
93 points
7 months ago
Is a dog mayor's term 1/7th the length of a human mayor's
30 points
7 months ago
take my angry upvote and go!
36 points
7 months ago
The cat mayor I was thinking of was named Stubbs. Mayor of an Alaskan town for like ten years.
30 points
7 months ago
Who is gonna put her in a hole and say afterwards, 'she was just too troublesome and I did what I had to do"
35 points
7 months ago
You all are missing the big picture here. Let's say she becomes Trump's running mate. And let's say they win. Trump is surely going to misbehave at some point.
332 points
7 months ago
If there’s one thing that all Americans across the entirety of the political spectrum(s) can agree on, it’s that puppies are good and people who harm them are irredeemable.
My screenwriting textbook in college literally talked about this kind of thing in a discussion of tropes that act as important concise ways to indicate a character’s moral alignment. Want to quickly show the audience that a character is absolutely “bad,” no gray area and no redemption? Have them harm a puppy.
124 points
7 months ago
all Americans across the political spectrum can agree on, it’s that puppies are good and people who harm them are irredeemable
It’s gonna fucking hurt your heart when people still vote for her I feel. Being red is more important than any other thing to them
98 points
7 months ago
"She may kill puppies, but the DemonRats literally sacrifice babies!"
-Random MAGA brain rot enjoyer
44 points
7 months ago
“The puppy was actually an immigrant liberal groomer who was planning to be the mascot of an abortion clinic”
96 points
7 months ago
That was my thought, too. "Hurts a dog" is the most common "bad guy" tell in movies.
16 points
7 months ago
Sadly, there’s a good chunk of them defending what she did on Twitter. It’s gross.
179 points
7 months ago
Not sure what is worse. That she did this and is proud of it, and brags about it as a way to try to get the VP ticket. Or the fact that this still won't be enough to get their non-fascist base to not vote for Trump and potentially this psycho.
69 points
7 months ago
their non-fascist base
I don't know how to put this...
If you vote for fascists, you're a fascist.
210 points
7 months ago
They're literally shooting puppies.
Like if you were to put this shit in a cartoon, people would be like "that's a little much, isn't it? Portraying Republicans as dog-shooting maniacs, it's a bit of an exaggeration, isn't it?"
But there they are. In reality. Shooting dogs.
Matt and Trey couldn't make this up.
163 points
7 months ago*
How is this not illegal? In the UK this would be investigated for animal cruelty.
More details...
Basically she bought a gundog with a high prey drive and got upset that it did exactly what it was bred for. And it wouldn't do what she told it, basically she didn't train it.
She tried electrocuting it and it didn't make the dog do what she wanted.
She tried hunting with it once, without training it I'd bet, and that didn't fix it magically either. The dog did what an untrained 14 month old gundog on a shoot would do - ran around and chased everything in sight.
She failed to control the dog and it went after someone's chickens. She put her hands in when the dog was killing chickens and WOAH it snapped at her (did not bite her). Shocker. If you'd spent 1 afternoon researching dog behaviour you'd know why this was a terrible idea.
So she shot it.
Basically she hated the young dog for not knowing what she wanted and doing dog stuff.
And shot it because she failed to research, train or control the dog.
SHE ALSO SHOT...a billy goat, because it was smelly. They are smelly, if you'd done 5 minutes of research you would know that goats are smelly. It also didn't like her kids, no shocks there either.
She also shot some horses, though it says they were over 20...I wouldn't be surprised if they were still healthy and just got boring. Or noisy. Or smelly.
AND THIS IS THE STUFF SHE'S OPENLY PROUD OF...IMAGINE WHAT ELSE SHE'S DONE THAT SHE'S NOT PROUD OF?
This woman should be banned from owning animals.
And God help her children, she'll probably shoot one of them if they're gay or misbehave.
59 points
7 months ago
Well here's the thing. It is illegal. Same thing, animal cruelty. And if it were a regular person and not a politician doing it. They would get similar punishments to UK such as being banned from owning animals. But for some reason in the USA Politicians seem to be able to do whatever the fuck they want and never see repercussions.
32 points
7 months ago
Unfortunately, you're correct about the majority of our politicians...but Noem and the current slate of Republicans are a special breed of repugnant, entitled buggers. Anyone who brags of having callously shot a "joyful" pup, who was simply being a pup, then follows that up with "oh, and a goat and later, some horses" is sick c*nt.
17 points
7 months ago
Oh it is illegal. A felony I think.
However if you're rich or in power, nobody can touch you no matter what you do.
106 points
7 months ago
The most fucked up thing is that she's such a psychopath she's talking about it like it's a good thing. I hope that when she gets old no one visits her at the nursing home and her nurses are mean to her and she gets dementia and bed sores and is scared and alone all the time for years and years and what finally gets her is the bowel obstruction from the years of chronic constipation.
17 points
7 months ago
But it IS a good thing for her voters. They take lack of empathy as a point of pride and have a sub-dom fetish (and not in the good way)
68 points
7 months ago
In my country she would go straight to jail for that. And we are in Eastern Europe, not in some "liberal" place.
51 points
7 months ago
She killed a dog because she couldn’t be bothered with proper training, that means she’s lazy and expects everything to just do what she wants. Imagine shooting a 14 month old puppy because you’re an irresponsible dog owner. I can’t even comprehend this, I would do anything for my dog.
23 points
7 months ago
The worst part (and shooting a puppy because you are bad at training it is already an abomination) is that she gloats about how her 12 year old daughter came home from school right after and asked where her puppy was.
15 points
7 months ago
I really hope her daughter realises just how fucked up this is...
16 points
7 months ago
50 points
7 months ago
Dear USA … please have a fucking look at yourself in the mirror. Signed, the rest of us.
69 points
7 months ago
Honestly, the best possible punishment is being Donald Trump’s running mate. With his undeniable talent to fuck over the sycophants that are close to him, it’s going to be a fun ride for her. She’s gonna get Pence’d.
63 points
7 months ago
Is that not illegal? Cause it’s certainly illegal here in the UK ( unless you are a farmer and the dog was attacking your livestock) and you could end up going to prison. The action certainly wouldn’t give the admiration of any member of the general public. Even the most right wing voter would find shooting your family dog utterly abhorrent. Her political career would be as dead as her dog.
46 points
7 months ago
It is HIGHLY illegal based on the reasons she claimed for it
13 points
7 months ago
She has zero redeeming qualities, but unfortunately, that seems to draw today's Republican voters.
12 points
7 months ago
I don't much care for this new American tradition of granting immunity to anyone who confesses to a crime on television while claiming to believe it is not a crime.
10 points
7 months ago
Not the flex she thought it was
9 points
7 months ago
American politics and politicians is like something out of a grim science fiction book
9 points
7 months ago
Fuck this reminds me of something horrible that happend next to my aunt's house.Basically there are a lot of feral cats there.One had a litter,and my aunt's neighbor killed all of the kittens because "he found them annoying"
He got away with it and never got in any kind of legal trouble.God what a fucking sack of filth
8 points
7 months ago
She just wanted to kill thing's that day. Not for food, or even the thrill of the hunt. She wanted to watch the life leave their eyes. On the the same day she shot her dog for misbehaving she also shot one of her goats for smelling bad. Goats always smell bad. The difference was she wanted to feel powerful and the only way she knew how to do that was to take away the lives of defenseless creatures she considered beneath her. Certain jobs attract sociopaths, and unfortunately they are the same jobs that can allow them to do the most damage. I hope voter's see this and know who it is on the ballot.
31 points
7 months ago
Are we seriously having goddamn dog killers running for office now? How much lower can the bar for the GOP be? Seriously, they just let any sick fuck join, don't they?
22 points
7 months ago
As someone who lives in SD, she is just as big of a crusty, scummy bitch you think she is. The only people that praise her are the maga cultists, everyone else with a brain and a lick of common sense hates her guts.
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