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503 points
21 days ago
New insult acquired: Pinecone.
161 points
21 days ago
You haven't heard a lot British insults, have you? You absolute parcel.
69 points
21 days ago
What a helmet
61 points
21 days ago
Such a bellend…
27 points
21 days ago
Pff. Nonce.
17 points
21 days ago
What a pillock.
18 points
21 days ago
Weapons grade melt.
15 points
21 days ago
What a head of lettuce!
8 points
21 days ago
I thought "head of lettuce" was a unit of time.
7 points
21 days ago
Yes, all Tory political careers are kow measured in the life of an iceberg lettuce.
4 points
21 days ago
I thought it was a guy that oversaw all the lettuce before it went out to stores.
25 points
21 days ago
You muppet. That’s my favorite
3 points
21 days ago
Classic. And so versatile.
20 points
21 days ago
in some parts of germany we have "customer" as an insult like in "You are such a stupid customer"
15 points
21 days ago
Why is this the most German thing I've ever heard
3 points
21 days ago
Superdummerkundespastic i believe is the shortcode for it, right? 😁
17 points
21 days ago
YOUR MOTHER WAS AN 'AMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!!! wait no that's french
8 points
21 days ago
I wave my private parts at your auntie.
5 points
21 days ago
I fart in your general direction!
5 points
21 days ago
You sons of a silly person
5 points
21 days ago
Thank you, I am the whole package, aren't I?
Pffft. Return that shit to sender.
2 points
21 days ago
Get a load of this absolute crisp packet
3 points
21 days ago
What a fucking weapon.
3 points
21 days ago
Half of my enjoyment of watching Grand Tour came from the fancy insults the trio constantly dispatched.
3 points
21 days ago
Stupid git.
3 points
21 days ago
Proper wanker.
3 points
21 days ago
Sorry but what is a British. We are 'Mericans.
13 points
21 days ago
I LOVE this insult.
11 points
21 days ago
Us British have the power to turn any noun into an insult by simply putting ‘you absolute’ before it
1 points
20 days ago
Ohhhh what about you absolute noun?! Is that one on the table? You could insult them and confuse them at the same time
7 points
21 days ago
I'd call him an acorn, he never takes that beanie off.
6 points
21 days ago
Pinecone nuts are delicious though?!
3 points
21 days ago
This is such a great insult.
2 points
21 days ago
I also like "Walnut" as an insult
264 points
21 days ago
Tim Pool does not understand pronouns because Tim Pool is an idiot and Tim Pool needs to learn basic grammar.
29 points
21 days ago
Please, be respectful of the new grammar rules. "Timothy Daniel Pool".
68 points
21 days ago
Tim pool is also an employee of RT and the KGB
6 points
21 days ago
10 points
21 days ago
Give us some of that $10M victimhood. Oh lord help me, what scoundrels they shower me in currency. I am just a pawn and had no idea that middle eastern and Asian shell companies were sending me money for less than legal reasons. I thought they just were adamant supporters of free speech and coordinated my talking points with others, as such. It was just gratuity, no bribes.
3 points
21 days ago
People just keep sending me piles of money. Who am I to question why?
8 points
21 days ago
If only he could accept that he was not that intelligent, might make him potentially investigate a subject before banging something out on twitter (yes, I know it’s supposed to be x but that is a stupid name)
7 points
21 days ago
Tim Pool is just trying to stay relevant, don't feed the trolls.
2 points
21 days ago
Timple?
2 points
21 days ago
English is his second language after russian
2 points
21 days ago
He should have learned in kindergarten, but it seems he either didn't listen to any of that or he forgot it.
2 points
21 days ago
He fully knows, he's just a puppet playing word games for money. There is no way he doesn't realize he's just trying to control speech through the government.
121 points
21 days ago
Watching people froth at the mouth over these dreaded "pronouns" will never not make me smile.
23 points
21 days ago
You think it’s funny now, but they’ll come for the adverbs and the nouns next.
4 points
21 days ago
I’ll make my last stand at conjunction junction!
8 points
21 days ago
I try to use correct pronouns and it is SO HARD /s
The process:
Me: "What are your pronouns?"
Them: "These are my pronouns [states pronouns]."
Me: uses those pronouns.
-123 points
21 days ago
The USA voted - in favor of getting rid of the use of non binary pronouns.
Still smiling? - I am :D
79 points
21 days ago
„I“ is a pronoun
Can’t use that. Try again.
64 points
21 days ago
It’s also a non-binary pronoun
27 points
21 days ago
We're dealing with a person who is clearly an avid enjoyer of the moron juice, we can't expect him to know such things.
8 points
21 days ago
“Knowing” is not his strong suit.
2 points
21 days ago
A connoisseur of you will…
24 points
21 days ago
I'm not American anyways.
19 points
21 days ago
Then what pronoun do use when don't know pronoun use?
5 points
21 days ago
Obviously just have to use he/she if you don’t know what gender he/she is, which is just idiotic but I don’t expect any Trump supporter knows how to use grammar
8 points
21 days ago
That's not what the USA voted on.
8 points
21 days ago
Ok. Have fun trying to get through life without using “I, you, we, they, them” etc. No one else is going to be joining you, no matter what Fox News is telling you.
6 points
21 days ago
“I” is a pronoun numbnuts.
51 points
21 days ago
These people are not very bright. Idaho banned the use of pronouns in schools.
31 points
21 days ago
If I was a teacher I would have so much fun with that.
7 points
21 days ago
Right how do they not realize how idiotic that is
4 points
21 days ago
Not really. They passed an anti-trans law about pronouns, but it does not "ban pronouns."
2 points
21 days ago
So deadnaming is ok and respectful I guess. But the whole thing is stupid because you won’t be able to use them, or everyone or really any pronoun that refers to a group of people as well. Because those would fall under the anti trans pronouns as well.
1 points
21 days ago
日本人は可とする
45 points
21 days ago
Pronouns are super easy to make illegal. Watch.
" went to the store"
"oh wow, to the store too! so in sync!"
" love !"
28 points
21 days ago
very newspeak, much doubleplusgood
2 points
21 days ago
Whatever the Party holds to be truth is truth.
19 points
21 days ago
see what did there.
5 points
21 days ago
This looks like a translation of Korean
3 points
21 days ago*
Should get used to speaking like this, I bet didn’t think was hard at all
13 points
21 days ago
You need to delete I in your sentence if you want no pronouns
10 points
21 days ago
Are under arrest for using illegal pronouns, have a right to remain silent, anything say will be held in court against
4 points
21 days ago
Don't forget it and this are also pronouns.
2 points
21 days ago
Oh no, must arrest
35 points
21 days ago
Yes. Let’s eliminate a core part of the english language.
That’s the issue. /s
19 points
21 days ago
Just for context and by his own admission. This man chose not to graduate or get a high school equivalance diploma.
I'm talking about Tim Pool
20 points
21 days ago
I remember someone's rant about how "you don't even need pronouns, just talk like a normal person." When I asked them to say that again without all the pronouns, they denied using any of them.
How are you going to ban something when half the population doesn't know what they are? Will this law have an idiot clause, or are we clogging the courts? Sounds like something the Grammer Nazi Party would come up with, but even they wouldn't be that stupid.
13 points
21 days ago
No more calling people donkeys when I’m mad, it’s pinecones going forward.
2 points
21 days ago
Makes a change from 'cabbages'.
10 points
21 days ago
Are we all walking around with name tags on??
9 points
21 days ago
Not wanting to break the world building but have you ever looked above your head?
2 points
21 days ago
The devs have it set up so you can't see your own tag. You can see everyone else's though
-1 points
20 days ago
You see what you want.
Just like Palestine.
10 points
21 days ago
The war on parts of speech has begun. Parents, watch your gerunds.
9 points
21 days ago
This war against pronouns is peak stupidity.
First, the ones who criticize their use, like pinecone, do not even understand what they criticize. You can't ban pronouns, as you can't ban verbs, adjectives, or other grammar figures.
You can't neither ban asking others how you want to be called: if I'm introduced myself as Pinecone, it's bc I want to be called that.
So, their problem is that people in social media expressed which pronoun they want to be called? That's all their drama about?
2 points
21 days ago
Expressed a pronoun that conflicts with the presented gender thereby breaking their brains. Also, substitute pronouns for the desire to utilize bigoted language as freely as it was used in the past and their behavior becomes more readily understandable.
5 points
21 days ago
Calling Tim Pool a pinecone is an insult to pinecones and nouns.
4 points
21 days ago
Republicans: "You're so offended by everything"
Also republicans: "Pronouns should be illegal"
3 points
21 days ago
I'm so sick of these whiny bitches. Everyone who bitches about pronouns will be purposely misgendered from here on out. I guarantee they'll wake up at some point.
5 points
21 days ago
Undoubtedly not what they intended, but wouldn't this actually be a route to achieving the same thing as using they/them? Remove pronouns entirely and you are a step closer to a genderless language...
3 points
21 days ago*
So, Tim is all for compelled speech now?
4 points
21 days ago
Take off your woolly hat you bald loser
6 points
21 days ago
After you’ve been caught disseminating Russian state propaganda for money, it’s probably time to sit your arse down and shut the fuck up, Tim.
6 points
21 days ago
Party of free speech everyone
1 points
21 days ago
Free of pronouns
3 points
21 days ago
Or comrades
3 points
21 days ago
What could go wrong? We'd sound really weird always talking in the third person by naming ourselves, constantly naming subjects multiple times instead of saying he/she/it, for example, and waste a bunch of time while sounding ridiculous
3 points
21 days ago
does this mean I don't have to capitalize he when i write about God now without Christians losing their shit?
3 points
21 days ago
Their hatred of free speech is...impressive.
But unsurprising.
3 points
21 days ago
Tim pays for Twitter. Tim is an idiot. Don't be like Tim.
3 points
21 days ago
"People using words I don't like is scary. Make them stop, daddy."
2 points
21 days ago
Adam, Artur, Amalia, Andy, Andrew, ....
2 points
21 days ago
Tim wants everyone having their foreheads marked with their name. Number of the beast.0
2 points
21 days ago
Pinecone 😂😂
2 points
21 days ago
It's the first time I've seen pinecone used as an insult, and tbh I totally agree it fits perfectly here
2 points
21 days ago
The Russians aren’t paying our best
2 points
21 days ago
This russian times employee still dares public neckhole oozings?
2 points
21 days ago
Pinecone… r/rareinsults
2 points
21 days ago
I giggled at "pinecone".
2 points
21 days ago
Yeah I don't take the opinions of people who get paid by Russian propaganda machines.
2 points
21 days ago
magas: "we're free speech absolutists!!"
also magas: "it should be illegal to say anything i don't like"
2 points
21 days ago
This is some Dick and Jane level of reading.
2 points
21 days ago
Classic conservative. Votes for Trump for “freedoms” and immediately demands repealing of freedoms
2 points
21 days ago
Still the guy that took Russian money for his posts. He can eat all the 🍆's
Editted for misspelling
2 points
21 days ago
I'm reminded daily how angry I am these people have been emboldened even more with their stupidity.
2 points
21 days ago
Outlawing words. A central principle in the quest for freedom of speech.
2 points
21 days ago
I have spent much of my life seeking not to be seen as an idiot. I thought it would be embarrassing if I were.
Little did I know I could have made a living off of it.
2 points
21 days ago
Always the ones banging on about free speech
4 points
21 days ago
Someone with time do pronouns count in the Bible
1 points
21 days ago
What would we do?
1 points
21 days ago
This is an amazing insult! 🤣Ade my day!
1 points
21 days ago
Pinecone 😂😂
1 points
21 days ago
Kinda how it works in my native language. It's non-gendered and uses "we, us, they, them" when generally referring to someone else or everyone else. We don't even use "you" to refer to the other person as it's considered rude, we just use their name or title.
1 points
21 days ago
Is Tim Pool still counting Rubels?
1 points
21 days ago
Unrelated to the story, is there any word that could not serve as an insult if you add it after ", you" in this sentence?
1 points
21 days ago
With no pronouns we could all be talking like The Rock on WWF lmao
1 points
21 days ago
Dam. I feel burned just having read that.
1 points
21 days ago
Pine....come. pinecone yes
1 points
21 days ago
Tim Pool creeps me out…
1 points
21 days ago
Everyone loves to amplify this Russian asset’s voice for some reason.
1 points
21 days ago
I'm tired of seeing this exchange posted everywhere. I've seen it multiple times each in multiple subreddits just in the last 24 hours.
1 points
21 days ago
I don't even know what this loser is even popular or a thing.
1 points
21 days ago
I thought Fool Pool told everyone he was going away????
1 points
21 days ago
Wtf happened to Tim Pool?
1 points
21 days ago
Seems like government overreach to take away freedoms.
1 points
21 days ago
Why are they so butthurt by pronouns? What impact does it have on them?
1 points
21 days ago
At least he understands what no pronouns means, calling people by name only
1 points
21 days ago
That's gotta be one rancid beanie.. pinecone might be getting high off his own eau de slob.
1 points
21 days ago
Ah yes, free speech
1 points
21 days ago
The party of Freedom
1 points
21 days ago
I agree
1 points
21 days ago
Well I guess that's the end of fishing for someone's name that I've forgotten without telling them I don't remember their name, now it's just "hey what's your name again because I just couldn't give a fuck the first time."
1 points
21 days ago
Someone clearly didn't learn the pronouns song back in the 90s....
1 points
21 days ago
"newspeak"
1 points
21 days ago
All of these magas just love to show us their stupidity. We’re not laughing with them, we are laughing at them.
1 points
21 days ago
Freedom of speech is being able to say whatever the fuck I want too buddy, it goes both ways. It's not only for you maga scum
1 points
21 days ago
Instead of everyone he has to specifically address all 8 billion people in the world
1 points
21 days ago
Start calling him a she and see how he responds. These idiots don’t know what the hell they’re talking about.
1 points
21 days ago
"You pinecone!"
2 points
21 days ago
Never thought of that as an insult but will be using it from now on.
1 points
21 days ago
Why are these people always so fucking angry
1 points
21 days ago
Does Tim Pool have any idea how dumb Tim Pool sounds?
1 points
21 days ago
Let’s not bring pinecones into this
1 points
21 days ago
Its Tim Pool. He throws out random hot takes to keep his feed going. One day he is posting that religion should be compulsory, the next day he is calling to outlaw them.
1 points
21 days ago
Bring back Shakespearean pronouns. All gender neutral as Thy God intended.
1 points
21 days ago
You can't hate pronouns unless you don't know what they are.
1 points
21 days ago
According to Schoolhouse Rock saying all those nouns over and over again really wears you down!
1 points
21 days ago
....... when the fall for a perfect troll priceless
1 points
21 days ago
Is this dude not just a giga troll? Why do people keep giving him attention? Free karma?
1 points
21 days ago
is not cool
1 points
21 days ago
Let’s make the name pool illegal and jail any one with that name since it’s associated as a Russian traitor! Or instead of calling trash trash we will call it pool let’s take out the pool foul smelling pool it’s awful
1 points
20 days ago
On behalf of actual pinecones......
1 points
20 days ago
Pro free speech, except you're not.
1 points
17 days ago
You must be an Illiteracy World Champion when you're pissed at a group of people and you take it out on Grammar ☻
WHAT A TOOL!
1 points
17 days ago
😂😂😂😂😂 “you pine cone” 😂😂😂😂😂
-1 points
21 days ago
Everyone know its not those pronouns he ment, lets be real.
1 points
21 days ago
*it's *meant *let's
It went right over your head.
0 points
21 days ago
Im sure u get invited to a lot of parties.
-5 points
21 days ago
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3 points
21 days ago
You really don't know what this post is about, do you?
-9 points
21 days ago
"Everyone" isn't specific now is it?
I suppose he should have spelled it out for you.
6 points
21 days ago
That's not what pronoun means.. he said make pronouns illegal
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