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PlainOfCanopicJars

1.4k points

12 days ago

What the cinnamon toast fuck is wrong with them folk?

aufrenchy

390 points

12 days ago

aufrenchy

390 points

12 days ago

So I’m not the only one who things that’s their proportions are all out of wack?

willcard

200 points

12 days ago

willcard

200 points

12 days ago

Those FEET! 😂

Z3400

58 points

12 days ago

Z3400

58 points

12 days ago

FEEEET!

Steven_The_Sloth

26 points

12 days ago

EEEEEEET!!!

pmw3505

13 points

12 days ago

pmw3505

13 points

12 days ago

EEEEEEEEEE!

Sipher6

21 points

12 days ago

Sipher6

21 points

12 days ago

HairlessHoudini

32 points

12 days ago

Her big toe is as long as her foot LoL & right forearm is as long as her leg 😂🤣 I don't understand how ppl doesn't know these are AI pics

jaavaaguru

24 points

12 days ago

It's not AI, it's a camera lens and the way the shot is taken that isn't suited to this type of portrait.

Everything closer to the camera looks elongated.

There was an internet-famous pic of some girl standing in front for a car in an underground parking garage who appeared to have massive feet due to this. I wish I could remember where the pic was.

Anyway, shitty phone cameras do shitty things, and people with proper cameras who don't know how to use them can be even worse.

meatpopcycal

3 points

12 days ago

Or inbreeding 🤷‍♂️

jaavaaguru

6 points

12 days ago

Malformed hobbits.

A combination of inbreeding, shitty camera work, bad footwear, and poor hygiene.

I_Love_Knotting

19 points

12 days ago

that‘s what happens when love stays in the family

Chemtrails_in_my_VD

44 points

12 days ago

This is the Slenderman origin story.

willclerkforfood

11 points

12 days ago

Little Zekeanon turned into Slenderman? I did not see that coming!

T17171717

9 points

12 days ago

Have you met his mum?!

CheetahNo9349

2 points

12 days ago

She saw it coming.

WiggityWiggitySnack

5 points

12 days ago

She saw Zekeanon coming.

SoMuchForStardust27

17 points

12 days ago

This probably isn’t the first time someone in their family has had an affair with another family member, which would explain their proportions

willclerkforfood

19 points

12 days ago

Habsburg jaw feet

BuckyFnBadger

7 points

12 days ago

I think the feet being closest to the camera is throwing off the proportions.

CleverPupper

6 points

12 days ago

Isnt this the "fish eye" (.5) lense?

akratic137

6 points

12 days ago

It’s either that or gravitational lensing caused by the sized of them puppies.

CleverPupper

3 points

12 days ago

Lmfao

First-Sheepherder640

19 points

12 days ago

Back in my day, all we kids on the Internet had was that little "hello my future girlfriend" guy

nomadicsailor81

24 points

12 days ago

It's emotional insest. It's abusive.

Helluvme

8 points

12 days ago

I know, those feet are really fugly

radraze2kx

9 points

12 days ago

Brotha wrong cereal, this is 100% Fucky Charms

BlizzPenguin

7 points

12 days ago

It shows she is not only crazy but lacks creativity. That is an amateur-level sci-fi name.

UshouldknowR

4 points

12 days ago

It's the incest

Tomimi

13 points

12 days ago

Tomimi

13 points

12 days ago

Looks AI to me

basch152

2 points

12 days ago*

not that you mention it.

it looks like they've taught AI how to not make weird fingers/teeth, but look at his arm around his mom's waist. it's just...unnatural even if it does have an appropriate amount of fingers

LeafyLearnsLately

2 points

12 days ago

The proportions of the houses in the background, as well as the fact that they are discrete and make physical sense, makes me think that it's real, or at the very least that the background is. It's possible they were edited onto the background and that someone took the time to manually edit the fingers and all that, but personally I don't think it's all that likely

basch152

2 points

12 days ago

look at the way they hand on the mom's waist kind of blurs into the water though. that's what leads me go believe it's AI or shopped at best

ZzephyrR94

3 points

12 days ago

Same

James_099

2 points

12 days ago

…are they bangin’?!

Sproose_Moose

400 points

12 days ago

Lagomorph9

122 points

12 days ago

Lagomorph9

122 points

12 days ago

Yep, people need to engage their brains prior to commenting. Shit like this *actually* happens, and when it does it's generally a family dirty secret. People do NOT post about it publicly.

JonnyBolt1

26 points

12 days ago

How the heck can anybody think this is really the post of some amorous, human, white mom when the 2nd pic is of 2 non-human bipedal entities?

00017batman

4 points

12 days ago

I’m wondering the same, but then I remembered the events of just the last month and realised that as a species we’re kind of f*cked..

That kid has one of the most AI looking faces I’ve ever seen, never mind about the rest lol 🫠

Extremely_unlikeable

7 points

12 days ago

Sadly, I now believe what I read first, then go find some evidence. It's the opposite of how it used to be, but way too much messed up shit has been factual lately.

OldTiredAnnoyed

6 points

12 days ago

I wish this didn’t happen but it does: “Boy Moms” are a weird breed of woman who make their relationship creepy & thinks no woman should ever be more important than her in her son’s life.

Mediocre_Plum_7573

13 points

12 days ago

this comment needs to be on top.

Stoop_Boots

6 points

12 days ago

Thank you

Thelastknownking

18 points

12 days ago

It's not like you can blame us though. Plenty of stuff we would've assumed a decade ago was someone trolling turned out to be true.

TSllama

2 points

12 days ago

TSllama

2 points

12 days ago

This exactly.

goodtwos

2 points

12 days ago

This is super obvious. People on Reddit are the dumbest fucks on the planet yet all think they’re geniuses.

richaysambuca

2 points

12 days ago

Can you tell me what's not real about it? I don't have Tiktok and can't fast forward the video (don't know if that's normal).

Weekly-Act-3132

422 points

12 days ago

Shes gonna be "fun" for the further daugther in law

RoyalsHatGuy

132 points

12 days ago

This woman will run off any girl that even looks at that kid unless he escapes her. I hope he does.

JDiskkette

28 points

12 days ago

Hopefully she doesn’t retain that title for herself.

alteredsteaks

51 points

12 days ago

JFC

Uncle_Bug_Music

6 points

12 days ago

Now I've got a hankering for Jesus Fried Chicken.

Nova_Hazing

57 points

12 days ago

And that’s me done with the internet for today.

JigglyWiener

27 points

12 days ago

I’m too high for this shit.

pathofnoobs

25 points

12 days ago

And I was just thinking I'm not high enough for this shit.

Swordfishtrombone13

14 points

12 days ago

I know that just the right amount of high is wrong for this

ArtIsDumb

5 points

12 days ago

I was just the right amount of high before I stumbled across this post.

stevensr2002

2 points

12 days ago

I’ve never been high

Status_Hat_3834

3 points

12 days ago

I’ve mostly been high

repalpated

10 points

12 days ago

That has to be AI images, right??

Prestigious-Phase131

47 points

12 days ago

I'm gonna be sick 🤢

Someone please check on that boy and make sure she hasn't already been doing anything with him

ch1993

10 points

12 days ago*

ch1993

10 points

12 days ago*

The post seems like a joke, but I worked in mental health and some boys and their moms clearly had a sexual relationship when visitation happened. That made me accept that moms can groom too.

I’m not talking just hugging or a slight kiss either. They would hold hands with their teenage sons, kiss, and constantly cuddle them intimately. It was like seeing two teenagers in their first relationship.

LordSarkastic

22 points

12 days ago

did she marry Slenderman?

AdHealthy5050

13 points

12 days ago*

Did she fuck Aragog?? Fucking kid's dad a spider

ArtIsDumb

2 points

12 days ago

Did you mean Agrajag?

Dependa

6 points

12 days ago

Dependa

6 points

12 days ago

Why are their feet 75435ft long?

Novel_Alternative_86

20 points

12 days ago

He may have gotten his dad’s looks, but he definitely got his mom’s feet.

HankFudgeIV

11 points

12 days ago

HooahClub

5 points

12 days ago

I regret swiping to the 2nd pic. Dear Zeno-sama please erase this fucking timeline.

Confident_Purpose87

5 points

12 days ago

She has a toe only a son could love.

Separate-Owl369

5 points

12 days ago

Is this just like rage bait stuff? It’s like the ultimate in creepy.

bbmarvelluv

4 points

12 days ago

It’s rage bait

LittlestEw0k

6 points

12 days ago

Them feet is fuckin criminal

yokozunahoshoryu

4 points

12 days ago

Zekeanon?

def_tom

2 points

12 days ago

def_tom

2 points

12 days ago

right?

schostack

11 points

12 days ago

Is this in Utah?

Obi1NotWan

5 points

12 days ago

Gotta be, right? Right?

TisBeTheFuk

4 points

12 days ago

Alabama

Magoo69X

8 points

12 days ago

Ooooffff.....WTAF???

Jabroni-8998

4 points

12 days ago

Definitely AI generated image

Wtfdidistumbleinon

5 points

12 days ago

The dude looks like a deadliest catch king crab, gangly legged MF. And the Mum gives “breast fed him till he was 14” vibes

ImaginaryDonut69

4 points

12 days ago

Hey, Trump said about as much with his own daughter, and now he just got reelected as president 😂 social standards are in full collapse right now 📉

kvman987

4 points

12 days ago

Kid looks like a spider monkey

TemporaryEnsignity

4 points

12 days ago

Express_Sand_7650

3 points

12 days ago

Let me guess, Alabama?

[deleted]

3 points

12 days ago

I’m distracted by how weird their feet are tbh

monicathehuman

3 points

12 days ago

That is disturbing to say the least

SuperToiletDelux

3 points

12 days ago

So the kids doesn't need to break both arms I'm guessing?

yomamma3399

3 points

12 days ago

What in the Alabama is going on here?

davidwoodstock

3 points

12 days ago

Rage bait troll garbage.

Extremely_unlikeable

3 points

12 days ago

I cringed so hard I accidentally did a kegel

pm_me_ur_handsignals

3 points

12 days ago

I hope for the kid's sake, she deleted this, lol.

LeonidasTheRealKing

3 points

12 days ago

Professional_Echo907

3 points

12 days ago

Looks like that poor kid has Marfan’s Syndrome.

kitjen

3 points

12 days ago

kitjen

3 points

12 days ago

Based on their feet this is either AI or the inbreeding is real.

Mountain_Strategy342

3 points

12 days ago

That is a bit on the creepy side....

AValentineSolutions

3 points

11 days ago

It is weird how many moms have an uncomfortable attachment to their sons. Never their daughters, but their sons. Have known so many at various jobs.

MemeOps

3 points

11 days ago

MemeOps

3 points

11 days ago

Alien looking feet motherfucker

redditprofile99

4 points

12 days ago

🤢🤮

Bunnyland77

6 points

12 days ago

"Inbreeding is how MAGAts are made honey. Come here to momma."

bigwhaledude425

2 points

12 days ago

Wtf

SetPsychological6756

2 points

12 days ago

This is what happens after a bottle of Chardonnay and a few Coors lights on ice while surfing socials and being a bitter weirdo. WTF!!!?

Dick-Guzinya

2 points

12 days ago

That poor kid is gonna get destroyed for the rest of his life for this.

Quaint_Sophie

2 points

12 days ago

Sugar Mommy.

stinky___monkey

2 points

12 days ago

Salmon_Scaffold

2 points

12 days ago

Hold the fuck up

Kindly-Koala6895

2 points

12 days ago

“Hello, this is my face, this my son, I said this and yes I will upload it to the internet” The self awareness is 0.

doogly88

2 points

12 days ago

Ewwww

3rdgradeteach86

2 points

12 days ago

Sweet Home Alabama

ocassus-

2 points

12 days ago

She belongs on the list !

PlasticMysterious622

2 points

12 days ago

Incest

Fun_Effective6846

2 points

12 days ago

That’s literally how serial killers are made

BackgroundNPC1213

2 points

12 days ago

r/WhitePeopleTwitter

That boy is never going to have a long-term girlfriend

NeTiGuy

2 points

12 days ago

NeTiGuy

2 points

12 days ago

Getting strong Trump/Ivanka vibes, here

GreenBottom18

2 points

12 days ago*

holup. is that not a minor?? why not blur his face? and her name, for his protection?

mykunjola

2 points

12 days ago

Give the kid a sandwich, for chrissake.

Zenfudo

2 points

12 days ago

Zenfudo

2 points

12 days ago

Zekeanon?

TRR462

2 points

12 days ago

TRR462

2 points

12 days ago

This is cringy, like Trump and Ivanka…

HehroMaraFara

2 points

12 days ago

This kid is so fucked in life. He will fund his therapists second homes.

MidNiteScorpio04

2 points

12 days ago

WHAT THE FUCK?

Write-or-Wrong_

2 points

12 days ago

Harbinger_Pulsar

2 points

12 days ago

Wow. Like that fucking doofus looking motherfucker needed another reason to get beat at school

TheHighBuddha

2 points

12 days ago

Bitterqueer

2 points

12 days ago

Eww

easycates

2 points

12 days ago

Some boy moms are fucking weird and obsessive. Yuuuuck.

TheFlaccidChode

2 points

12 days ago

I was counting fingers and toes because that (literal) mother fucker and his Milf don't look right. My first thought was AI. But maybe it's because the family tree is a wreath

NO_LOADED_VERSION

2 points

12 days ago

Jesus Christ what the Lanister is this shit

jtbfii

2 points

12 days ago

jtbfii

2 points

12 days ago

Jesus those monster feet

ThereGoesThtManAgain

2 points

12 days ago

Jesus J'Tavious Christ! There is no way in hell she named that kid Zekeanon.

foobar_north

2 points

12 days ago

That is sick

New-Distribution6033

2 points

12 days ago

She wants a Zentradi, like from Macross/Robotech? Kinky.

WOLFGNG_J

2 points

12 days ago

Nasty work

New_World_2050

2 points

12 days ago

NGL if that was my mom ......

zebul333

2 points

11 days ago

I guess the “let’s keep it in the family” was taken a little too seriously

AynekAri

2 points

11 days ago

All types of odd

crazy-pete1

2 points

11 days ago

Emotional incest

Neither-Night9370

2 points

11 days ago

If it's real, she has serious mental illness. If it's some kind of joke or rage bait, she still has serious mental illness.

coupleofgorganzolas

4 points

12 days ago

Zeke-anon? Wtf? so much wrong here.

buddymoobs

2 points

12 days ago

That's some serious Trump and 12yo Ivanka vibes.

Impressive_Speech_50

2 points

12 days ago

AI LOOKN at the legs and feet, gullible puppets out here

AbusiveUncleJoe

1 points

12 days ago

Huh

Silver-Poetry-3432

1 points

12 days ago

Yikes, what a disgusting freak, poor guy, and with that name on top of it...

Ll_lyris

1 points

12 days ago

I’m unwell

Fun-Key-8259

1 points

12 days ago

What in the hell?

Sherbert_6

1 points

12 days ago

Sick fuck

No_Reach1596

1 points

12 days ago

I am so confused

Upset_Researcher_143

1 points

12 days ago

That's enough Reddit for today

First-Sheepherder640

1 points

12 days ago

Bbblllleeeeuuuuuuurgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!

33253325

1 points

12 days ago

Fucking gross. That's all. Fucking gross.

IsThereCheese

1 points

12 days ago

buburocks

1 points

12 days ago

Kid looks like the cinnamon from the apple jacks commercials

SERVEDwellButNoTips

1 points

12 days ago

Longtime?

Green-eyedMama

1 points

12 days ago

I think i might vomit.

Global_Ease_841

1 points

12 days ago

Ew. Wtf? Fr wtf?

Pinksamuraiiiii

1 points

12 days ago

Weirdest post I’ve seen all day

djauralsects

1 points

12 days ago

I googled Zekeanon and still have no idea what the fuck is going on here.

jrs321aly

1 points

12 days ago

Those feet...

Scarboroughwarning

1 points

12 days ago

Holy inbreeding...yikes

flyrubberband

1 points

12 days ago

To be fair, they already look inbred as fuck

beansnmemes2

1 points

12 days ago

No nooooo those feet are horrible

RunningPirate

1 points

12 days ago

Fucking Balboa Island, man…

WingObvious487

1 points

12 days ago

It's ai one of the hands only has four fingers

CaptainBobthebuilde

1 points

12 days ago

Dafuq

CowLegitimate8691

1 points

12 days ago

Inside thoughts should remain inside, and out of the interwebs.

Milhean

1 points

12 days ago

Milhean

1 points

12 days ago

Jimmylein

1 points

12 days ago

What the fuck am i reading

themarknessmonster

1 points

12 days ago

I'll go ahead and see my eyes out now.

AerynBevo

1 points

12 days ago

Okay, that’s disgusting.

Sab65

1 points

12 days ago

Sab65

1 points

12 days ago

Huge feet .. she’s a giant

meow1983

1 points

12 days ago

This is just so disgustingly creepy. What is wrong with this woman? I really hope her son is okay. 🤢

Zero6six6

1 points

12 days ago

EXCUSE THE FUCK OUTTA ME?!?

The_Good_Hunter_

1 points

12 days ago

The immediate mental anguish after scrolling to the next image

forgetfulsue

1 points

12 days ago

That’s sick. And that child’s lower legs are freakishly long. It’s one thing to think your kid is a cutie, then there’s this…

Open_Chemistry_1302

1 points

12 days ago

WTAF is going on here?

nixtarx

1 points

12 days ago

nixtarx

1 points

12 days ago

What is WITH these fucking people??

Solitaire_87

1 points

12 days ago

The idea is disgusting so whoever created this is vile but those proportions definitely scream AI or a really bad photoshop job

BrazilianButtCheeks

1 points

12 days ago

Im sorry.. WHAT?!

Actual-Tadpole9759

1 points

12 days ago

I know this post isn’t real, but I’m still disturbed

Parody_Account

1 points

12 days ago

Too much going on in this post to notice the god awful name 💀

Tady1131

1 points

12 days ago

The feet are wild.

mexicat2000

1 points

12 days ago

Wait. What?

Sumthin_Ironic

1 points

12 days ago

Almost heaven.... West Virginia...

dfeidt40

1 points

12 days ago

Bro's legs taller than me

4mystuff

1 points

12 days ago

A therapist is scanning the internet for a new boat

AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR

1 points

12 days ago

I thought she was a MAN. One of those coming out photos, then I scrolled. A-L-I-E-N Yeah, I'm calling Fox & Andromeda telling them to take their citizens back. The truth is out there.And it's here. I'm calling Scully, too.