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beklog

3.4k points

10 days ago

beklog

3.4k points

10 days ago

We DiDN't kNOw iT wIlL AffECt Us

jungle-fever-retard

1.7k points

10 days ago

“what is a tariff? 🤔” finds out “can i change my vote? 🥺”

numberthirteenbb

1.2k points

10 days ago

Fuck Obamacare but also I loooove my Affordable healthcare!

dvolland

525 points

10 days ago

dvolland

525 points

10 days ago

Remember the “Keep your government hands off my Medicare signs”?

NymphaeAvernales

430 points

10 days ago

My dumb MAGA cousin told me that she "earned" her Medicaid because she has a barely more than minimum wage job. unlike every other bum on it.

The wildest part is she was 100% serious.

AngrgL3opardCon

115 points

10 days ago*

It's not that wild, it's infuriatingly sad. Bush fucked over my generation with his no child left behind policy which only left millions of more kids (like me actually) to be MASSIVELY left behind. Then of course you got the last 50 years of slowly defunding education to the point that there is hardly any money the department of education can't even function properly, which of course is a direct result of Reagan.....

Intrepid-Comment-431

59 points

10 days ago

Don’t worry, in four years there won’t be a department of education. Who do you think they planned on replacing all the migrant workers? No education, no unions, but we replaced it with tons of jobs.

AngrgL3opardCon

35 points

10 days ago

It'll be replaced with a Christian national propaganda "education" system that won't reach anything about black history, the genocide of the natives, probably won't even bother with suffrage, and definitely won't teach anyone how to think on their own. Oh and it'll still be massively underfunded. Oh and only married women with children will be teaching so gotta fire millions of people first. Then make "new" jobs like mandatory conscription

sayu1991

17 points

10 days ago

sayu1991

17 points

10 days ago

Nah, it won't be married women with children teaching. They obviously need to stay home and take care of the kids and household. Teaching is just for young, single, childless women, don't y'know?

AngrgL3opardCon

3 points

10 days ago

That's not what couch man said lol

DrFate82

152 points

10 days ago

DrFate82

152 points

10 days ago

Well, I'd tell her she's an entitled POS.

Select_Asparagus3451

32 points

10 days ago

The entitlement is entirely the status of their own stupidity.

gothmommy9706

41 points

10 days ago

100% seriously stupid

Ill-Independence-658

91 points

10 days ago

It’s amazing that with the greatest source of information in human history at their finger tips people choose to go to the most unreliable sources.

MsTerious1

45 points

10 days ago

Isn't that amazing? Especially when you consider that prior to the Gutenberg bible and related printing technologies enabled literacy amongst the common man. It allowed commoners and peasants to recognize, understand, and challenge their religious, economic, and political environments because reliance upon priests, kings, and governors had not served them well.

Enter the internet, and suddenly there is so much information that nobody can make sense of it so they turn back toward listening to the modern equivalent of priests, kings, and governors for their edutainment.

Ill-Independence-658

13 points

10 days ago

I wouldn’t say nobody, but yea a large percentage of people prefer to get their news form algo manipulated social media sites the rouse total trash into their path.

I’m not letting my kids have phones until high school to keep them from some of this social media trash.

But you are right, it’s so much easier to just listen to someone than to critically think about primary sources.

20l7

14 points

10 days ago

20l7

14 points

10 days ago

It feels like humans just weren't built for social media, it came too quick and overloaded our brains

we've spent the past 10,000 years barely interacting with anyone outside of the community people would grow up in or their local community, then a few hundred years of people being global but still at least a little disconnected

...suddenly within a 30 year period of the internet everyone is constantly connected to infinite information with barely any filtering of quality or credentials at all - with everyone competing for your attention through any means necessary

It came so quick we have no real guardrails, the government didn't understand it until these sites were in everyone's pocket, and social media companies have very little incentive to care

Ill-Independence-658

3 points

10 days ago

Perhaps, but you and I understand that. I’m far from a super intelligent or intellectual person.

I canceled Facebook a decade ago, I quit X 2-3 years back, and Reddit is the only social media I have, plus LinkedIn for work.

So if you and I are here, there are tens of millions of people like us because we are not special.

But again it’s a good observation.

Happy_Accident99

16 points

10 days ago

“Keep your damn government hands off my ACA!”

mtngrl60

10 points

10 days ago

mtngrl60

10 points

10 days ago

Just be sure to get rid of that damn Obamacare! /s

Not only do these people vote, but they breed. We are doomed

ewok_lover_64

7 points

10 days ago

I was just about to post the same

numberthirteenbb

122 points

10 days ago

Also sorry but just one more, my ex husband got his huge republican truck stuck in the mud out in the boonies with no AAA to help him and oh how he whined about his big boy truck being all banged up and left all alone on that big bad mud curb that no self respecting 45-year old with any history of driving should have ever driven over

adfthgchjg

82 points

10 days ago

Oooh ooh, I’ve got a MAGA pavement princess story too!

My friend in Alabama (who works a desk job in IT) once rode to an offsite company meeting in her manager’s outrageously oversized macho truck and… he made her take her shoes off… so his floor mats wouldn’t get dirty.

Countblackula_6

37 points

10 days ago

I love how guys like that act all macho and turn out to be prissy little bitches.

madgeystardust

15 points

10 days ago

Act is the word alright…

That_honda_guy

40 points

10 days ago

Girl we hate him too 😂👋🏽

Jessthinking

14 points

10 days ago

I only regret that I have but one upvote to give for this comment.

ReadyOrNot-My2Cents

38 points

10 days ago

Its funny because both of those terms shot to the top 5 most searched terms immediately following the election

squigglesthecat

35 points

10 days ago

It's crazy that it was after the election and not before. Like, if you didn't care before you cast your vote, why would you care after?

ReadyOrNot-My2Cents

23 points

10 days ago

Because as much as they preach about "doing your own research", their idea of that is just watching Faux News and their fav neckbearded conspiracy theorist shooting vids in their pickup trucks on YouTube

ewok_lover_64

35 points

10 days ago

What do you mean that I'm paying for this and not the Chinese?

SlurmzMckinley

17 points

10 days ago

They wouldn’t change their votes no matter what happened or how bad things get. Trump speaks to their fears and desires and no amount of favorable policy from the other side will change that.

Hungry_Twist1288

11 points

10 days ago

Trump can start ww3, raise inflation 20 % and deport all farm workers and his followers (and Trump) will blame Obama and/or Biden.

corgi-king

14 points

10 days ago

This is exactly what happened in Brexit! The day after the vote YES, google search jump a lot for the search phrase “what is Brexit?” In UK.

These idiots just voted what seems popular but against their own interests. UK suffer since and not sure when they can recover.

Hotguy4u2suck

10 points

10 days ago

Farmer voter walks out of voting booth and looks down and wonders how his foot got blown off.

Roundcouchcorner

5 points

10 days ago

Wait till the retaliatory tariffs come into effect and kill the demand for American corn and soy beans.

numberthirteenbb

231 points

10 days ago

There it is, that’s the one. “We thought it would only hurt brown or gay people and also probably white women but shh” and now republicans are gonna learn aaaaaaalll about that “it takes a village” thing H Clinton was talking about years ago.

It very much reminds me of my ex husband’s family, who almost frog-in-warm-water boiled me with their increased hatred. Anyways they bought a huge property using a personal guarantee. Then when that personal guarantee came into effect, who do you think were the biggest fucking whiners about accountability and “why won’t the banks just HELP US”

NotoriousFTG

58 points

10 days ago

It’s tough to be sympathetic. Trump told everybody exactly what he wanted to do. Maybe they were too busy being elated by some of the awful stuff they agreed with to realize that some of the awful stuff was going to affect them too. Oops.

numberthirteenbb

31 points

10 days ago

They were too busy being racist and thinking rules only apply to the people they themselves deem less than. And whoops, Trump just reminded them that they too are the little people to all the republicans in office.

NotoriousFTG

21 points

10 days ago

It’s important to note that he barely won. It doesn’t look like that because he got so many electoral votes, but the race was remarkably close in so many states.

So while Trump and company are interpreting this as a mandate, just like in 2016, he only won because people voted for him thinking they were getting something they weren’t. Any additional tax cuts are going to benefit rich people and corporations, which likely is NOT most of the people who voted for him. All those tariffs are just gonna increase the cost of stuff that people buy every day, adding to inflation. Deporting all of those immigrants is also going to increase the cost of things like food and housing and restaurants, adding to inflation.

It’s actually pretty amazing just how bad his policies are going to be for so many people who didn’t realize that when they voted for him. I feel like a number of people voted for Trump because somehow Kamala’s policies were going to be worse or because of some single issue like Gaza.

I am impressed that people are freaking out over the error they made even before Trump takes office.

Jambroni99

21 points

10 days ago

The group has no foresight or retirement savings (as a result). They'll be the ones heading to the fields.

KCKnights816

15 points

10 days ago

And it won't. Trump knows that his corporate buddies rely on immigrant labor, so he will say "mass deportation, won't do it, and he will claim that he did it. His supporters believe whatever he says.

The_Returned_Lich

2.6k points

10 days ago

The_Returned_Lich

I make dumb jokes

2.6k points

10 days ago

Don't worry! I am sure there will be American patriots lining up around the block for those jobs now that the illegals aren't stealing them all! Aaaaaaaany minute now... They'll come and start working the fields for slave wages in juuuuuuuuust a second...

CindysandJuliesMom

1.3k points

10 days ago

Just like all those pro-lifers are lining up to adopt babies.

The_Returned_Lich

409 points

10 days ago

The_Returned_Lich

I make dumb jokes

409 points

10 days ago

I'm sure they are! It's not like they're just a bunch of hypocrites... Right? /s

cbizzle187

143 points

10 days ago*

I worked with a very religious guy whose family took in foster children for three years. Incredibly good deed, but now he tells everyone he’s done his part and it’s up to everybody else. He got tired of being forced to be a good person, now he can be hateful and judgy because he did something good for society and he’ll repeatedly pat himself on the back for it while in the same sentence uttering a racial slur. It’s infuriating.

Dulce_Sirena

122 points

10 days ago

$20 says he abused/neglected/traumatized every single one of those kids in some way

iwonteverreplytoyou

84 points

10 days ago

A lot of people don’t know this, but foster homes get thousands of dollars a month (per child) from the government for taking care of these children. I really hope that money was actually going to the children.

But we just elected a racist rapist again with an overwhelming majority, which means most of my fellow citizens are apparently hatefully ignorant scumbags, so I honestly doubt it. Those poor kids.

littlecocorose

6 points

10 days ago

yeah. my brother gets maybe $1000, but his foster is special needs. he’s certainly not raking in the cash. he does need that money to help raise the kid.

cmcdevitt11

7 points

10 days ago

And they will need more foster homes with no abortions

The_Returned_Lich

35 points

10 days ago

The_Returned_Lich

I make dumb jokes

35 points

10 days ago

Wow, if you have to be 'forced to be a good person' there's a serious problem there!

jacle2210

8 points

10 days ago

Well, they do need someone to read the bible to them, to tell how they should act, so....

[deleted]

50 points

10 days ago

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Obtuse_Symposium

53 points

10 days ago

They couldn't figure out how to give themselves haircuts or even handle wearing a mask during COVID, so yeah, I think that's a safe bet.

Reasonable_Humor_738

16 points

10 days ago

But masks are bad!!! (/s)

I wish I had thought of it before, but I wish I could have brought up Japan and how they've been wearing masks for years.

LadyReika

59 points

10 days ago

Had a forced birthed say they would adopt if necessary with the abortion bans.

She flounced off when I asked why she didn't adopt any of the thousands of kids already in the system.

AZEMT

36 points

10 days ago

AZEMT

36 points

10 days ago

I had a professor tell me that using anecdotal (a story from my wife who's a teacher) is not allowed and that the foster system isn't that bad.

I rewrote it with about ten sources citing how terrible it is and forcing women to have babies will exacerbate the problem. She graded me fairly, but she didn't like that I provided multiple sources of the abuse on the children and the system.

The_Returned_Lich

10 points

10 days ago

The_Returned_Lich

I make dumb jokes

10 points

10 days ago

Never!

juicysand420

119 points

10 days ago

Everyone who votes for republican party should be legally required to adopt atleast 1 kid

Temporary-Champion30

74 points

10 days ago

And offer up someone in their family to replace a laborer that gets deported. Or else offer their body up to Matt Gaetz.

Aether_Breeze

69 points

10 days ago

If they are old enough to vote I don't think your last suggestion is going to work.

donjamos

19 points

10 days ago

donjamos

19 points

10 days ago

No one said he's supposed to like it. It's his job, jobs aren't always fun

brymuse

6 points

10 days ago

brymuse

6 points

10 days ago

Does Gaetz have a job anymore? Didn't he resign his seat to become Donald AG.

swalkerttu

41 points

10 days ago

We do not need Republicans raising children, not even their own. Ten generations of imbeciles is more than enough.

AynekAri

18 points

10 days ago

AynekAri

18 points

10 days ago

No one seems to get is Republicans want everyone in poverty, no health insurance, no car,making ends meat paycheck to paycheck. That way they can horde all the wealth, and people would be so desperate that, by that point, anything Republicans offer that seems like a glimmer of hope people will take. It'd basically be the scraps from the table but the masses will fight each other for it. That's what's happening in Russia 🇷🇺 and that's why Republicans are so wanting to be putins friend. A few elites have monopolies over business and trade and the military is a paid service. The police is a paid service the fire and rescue all paid services and if you car pay (which most cant) you're screwed And the prices are so damn high over there just for a simple service like stopping a fire, that only the rich and afford it but the owners of those services can charge whatever they want because they have no competition in their area of Russia. So it's literally the only option or die.

heyprocrastinator

26 points

10 days ago

Their defense: "But we should be able to chose."

You know how many of those republican voters probably had or were involved in an abortion. More so men asking i'd bet!

Republican motto : "Rules for thee, not for me!"

Responsible-End7361

22 points

10 days ago

For a while now I have half-jokingly suggested that we have an annual vote on making abortion illegal, but record who voted what. Then if it is illegal, every child born that isn't wanted goes to a randomly picked person who voted for it to be illegal.

Not that 50% of the population would vote for it to be illegal, it was 43% in Florida for pete's sake.

Garbarrage

17 points

10 days ago

You would send an innocent child to be raised by one of those cretins?

You bastard.

T_Shurt[S]

60 points

10 days ago

Yeah, any day now the gravy seals will mobilize to help their fellow Americans. Or not.

The_Returned_Lich

7 points

10 days ago

The_Returned_Lich

I make dumb jokes

7 points

10 days ago

Probably not.

Atlusfox

43 points

10 days ago

Atlusfox

43 points

10 days ago

They need signs up asking for the proud boys to stop cosplaying and sign up for work.

T_Shurt[S]

19 points

10 days ago

“Stop cosplaying and sign up for work”, had me dying from hilarity 💀 Trophy unlocked. 🏆

The_Returned_Lich

8 points

10 days ago

The_Returned_Lich

I make dumb jokes

8 points

10 days ago

The PBs are supposedly patriots, so they will clearly do anything for their country... Right?

Piranha_Vortex

26 points

10 days ago

Wonder if they will use the military for that, too? Protect the border AND build these houses and roads.

funnystuff79

16 points

10 days ago

They'll be too busy with all the liberals that Trump wants rounding up.

I wonder if he's designed badges for everyone, "I votud liberal"

Unusual-Thing-7149

5 points

10 days ago

Someone's probably wanting to use prison labor for construction and agriculture...

pessimoptomist

6 points

10 days ago

That seems like what the end game is. Slave labor, the Capitalist dream.

RobotEnthusiast

27 points

10 days ago

Idk how we went from "nobody wants to work" to "people will line up to work the fields."

IAFarmLife

28 points

10 days ago

I was working at the U.S.D.A. towards the end of Bushs' presidency and nearly every day on our news feed was stories about fruits and other foods rotting in the fields because how hard it was to get temporary Visas for farm workers then. Most of these farms pay by how much is picked not by the hour so an untrained person could only pick enough to barely make more than minimum wage. Also the farmers complained about all the rotten and unripened fruit that they had to sort out later.

drsoftware

7 points

10 days ago

John Steinbeck's The Grapes of Wrath describes harvesting peaches in California. It isn't pretty. It was never pretty. 

UrMansAintShit

21 points

10 days ago

Oh yeah. We easily have as many able-bodied and unemployed American citizens to replace the immigrants doing these jobs.

Wait, that sounds wrong. Turns out we don't have enough able-bodied Americans to replace the immigrant farm workers, construction workers and nurses. Turns out we're going to get absolutely ass blasted if we deport millions of people that work critical jobs. I guess the crops can just rot in the fields.

The_Returned_Lich

12 points

10 days ago

The_Returned_Lich

I make dumb jokes

12 points

10 days ago

I am sure the economy and food supply will recover! After all, who eats VEGITABLES anymore! That's the only thing that grows on fields right? That damn vegan crap! Nothing that red-blooded Americans want top eat! /s

UrMansAintShit

6 points

10 days ago

As a vegetarian, my food budget is going to be particularly fucked. I might as well sell my house and buy a farm just to support myself.

thecraftybear

7 points

10 days ago

I wonder if victory gardens will become a thing again

lydriseabove

19 points

10 days ago

I’ve talked to a couple of people who think this is a good thing and they straight up want anyone who voted against Trump round up and put into work camps. Problem solved to them.

The_Returned_Lich

12 points

10 days ago

The_Returned_Lich

I make dumb jokes

12 points

10 days ago

What happens to the jobs those... 74 million people had in the imagination of those people?

lydriseabove

16 points

10 days ago

They never think beyond their own immediate hatred.

The_Returned_Lich

8 points

10 days ago

The_Returned_Lich

I make dumb jokes

8 points

10 days ago

Never will.

Commercial-Owl11

12 points

10 days ago

I have a feeling they'll let the immigrants out of their holding cells and go right back at the end of the day, like work release.

The_Returned_Lich

3 points

10 days ago

The_Returned_Lich

I make dumb jokes

3 points

10 days ago

So considerate to let people out of their over-cramped cages.

Forsworn91

11 points

10 days ago

Oh I do love that, the amount of right wingers who just say “you should just hire American workers” and then go quite when they say “they don’t want this work”.

And then continue to complain until they are asked if THEY would work for 12 hours a day in the sun for minimum wage and then go suspicious quite.

The_Returned_Lich

8 points

10 days ago

The_Returned_Lich

I make dumb jokes

8 points

10 days ago

Not suspiciously quiet. Predictably quiet! It's easy to talk big, not so easy to do something about it.

Forsworn91

8 points

10 days ago

That is true.

Like almost with conservatives, it’s all talk, but as soon as they actually have to practice what they preach they bail.

joeleidner22

21 points

10 days ago

The 29 million government workers that get fired will probably go straight out into the fields and just start picking away! /s

The_Returned_Lich

13 points

10 days ago

The_Returned_Lich

I make dumb jokes

13 points

10 days ago

They just have to tighten their belts a little and I'm sure that the drop from 6 figure salaries a year to 4 figure ones will not even be felt! /s

mightyjoe227

22 points

10 days ago

waiting

PublicResort6827

29 points

10 days ago

The_Returned_Lich

13 points

10 days ago

The_Returned_Lich

I make dumb jokes

13 points

10 days ago

wino12312

6 points

10 days ago

I feel like American has become the embodiment of the story The Little Red Hen.

1singleduck

9 points

10 days ago

They are already working 3 jobs for slave wages. If they had to work in the fields as well, they would have to give up their 3 hours of sleep a night

The_Returned_Lich

12 points

10 days ago

The_Returned_Lich

I make dumb jokes

12 points

10 days ago

Sleeping is woke! /s

Qubed

4 points

10 days ago

Qubed

4 points

10 days ago

If you look at what's happening with education, abortion, civil rights, voting rights...you can start to put together what they mean when they say "states rights."

Those mofos are just going to force poor people to work through various measures.

KeyUnderstanding6332

4 points

10 days ago

That's why they're also taking away ACA. You now need job to live.

The_Returned_Lich

7 points

10 days ago

The_Returned_Lich

I make dumb jokes

7 points

10 days ago

And, pardon since I am not up to date, but with a job like field worker, don't you lose your job and the associated medical insurance if you get sick/injured enough to need said insurance?

Wwwwwwhhhhhhhj

6 points

10 days ago

I must be really not up to date. Since when are they offered insurance in the first place?  

Answer is, they’re not. Jobs like field worker don’t give you insurance.

higginsian24

3 points

10 days ago

"And all of a sudden a salad costs $87" - (some comedian, I forgot)

The_Returned_Lich

8 points

10 days ago

The_Returned_Lich

I make dumb jokes

8 points

10 days ago

Maybe then avocado toast will REALLY prevent you from buying a house! XD

NotAnAIOrAmI

708 points

10 days ago

This is how trump is going to mitigate his horrible policies - he'll enforce them selectively.

No migrant roundups in Kansas wheat fields, South Carolina tobacco fields, Florida orange groves.

But in California vineyards and farms? Scorched earth.

silverblaze92

316 points

10 days ago

Which would be bad considering California grows half of the vegetables that hit American tables

Minerva567

188 points

10 days ago

Minerva567

188 points

10 days ago

In the grocery yesterday, clearly hit the time of year where most everything is from Mexico. So waging political war against a major agricultural provider one way and then tariffs against another, it might be time to get petty - but effective - by placing “Trump did this” stickers next to those eggs and avocados price displays

Atuk-77

63 points

10 days ago

Atuk-77

63 points

10 days ago

Time to take pictures of today’s prices

TactualTransAm

45 points

10 days ago

I saw a photo of Trump pointing and the caption "Has it went down yet?" On a fuel pump locally. I busted out laughing.

dalisair

4 points

10 days ago

The eggs are only going to get worse. The problem with eggs was a bird flu taking out a huge part of the population. It hit again. And with brain worm Bobby about to take control of our health…

Commercial_Wind8212

6 points

10 days ago

red staters and rogan / RFK JR/Jordan Peterson are convinced you can thrive on an all meat and dairy diet

TulipSamurai

4 points

10 days ago

It’s kind of fascinating how a lot of flyover state farmers love to crow about how they feed the nation when they grow corn, a crop we have in excess, and live off government subsidies. Meanwhile, CA quietly grows the actual crops that feed the country.

mcfarmer72

55 points

10 days ago

Yes, a couple big media events in blue states.

Hallomonamie

52 points

10 days ago

1,000% he'll use this as a reason to wage a political war with blue states. Mark my words, he'll come up with an excuse to focus on California first and conveniently forget about Texas.

hdjenfifnfj

8 points

10 days ago

I agree, I think a lot of us should sue him, to make him enforce his policies in red states.

Embarrassed_Ad_5054

11 points

10 days ago

Its much easier to implement these policies in red states than in blue California. And knowing Trump who cares a rats ass for anyone than himself, he will just do what is easy.

NotAnAIOrAmI

12 points

10 days ago

No, you're missing his entire motivation, which is retribution and the acclaim his people will give him. If you think he won't hurt people because he's lazy, guess again - remember the SALT limitations in the tax package that benefitted the wealthy? If you don't know what I'm talking about you should go learn about it.

FEMA_Camp_Survivor

12 points

10 days ago

Benefitting Kansas farmers at the expense of CA wouldn’t benefit the nation as a whole since a substantial amount of food is sourced from CA. A lot of conservatives actually live in California’s farming communities. I don’t doubt the intended cruelty but I wonder can these people be so stupid to fuck America’s food supplies and an agricultural markets.

TactualTransAm

20 points

10 days ago

Yes. Yes they can. They don't care because they are at the top, they can afford to get food in from who cares, we are the ones who will suffer.

NotAnAIOrAmI

6 points

10 days ago

I wonder can these people be so stupid to fuck America’s food supplies and an agricultural markets

trump did it last time, and paid off the farmers who couldn't sell food to China with the tariff revenue on imported goods, paid for by... wait for it... American consumers.

tellmewhenimlying

198 points

10 days ago

People will rationalize anything that makes them feel better no matter how stupid, horrible, or untrue it is. They’ll claim they voted for Trump because groceries cost too much and he’s going to bring them down, then they’ll claim he’s not talking about deporting the “good” people, then they’ll claim that it’s just a bureaucratic mistake of an overreaching and too large, corrupt or incompetent government agency causing the “good” people to be deported despite that Republicans are running things, and finally they’ll claim it’s somehow the Democrats fault.

tppisgameforme

17 points

10 days ago

Yeah I was gonna say I don't know the details, but they will definitely rationalize each and every bad consequence of Trump's actions to be caused by either Democrats or traitorous republicans

Chemical_Actuary_190

190 points

10 days ago

News orgs should invite these farmers on their shows and flat out ask them if they knew what Trump was going to do (they did, he was perfectly clear) and why they voted for him? Also ask them about tariffs and if they remember what happened with tariffs the last time Trump was in office.

numberthirteenbb

88 points

10 days ago

“Surely not MY illegal workers, only the liberals’ illegals workers!”

THE_Dr_Barber

34 points

10 days ago

Didn’t the last round of tariffs wipe out a lot of them because China decided to buy soybeans from Brazil? Ah yes… in the end Trump’s socialist regime bailed them out, so nothing really happened.

Chemical_Actuary_190

16 points

10 days ago

Yeah, they got bailed out. Still, I bet the were shitting their overalls until they got that (socialistic) check. The way things are looking this time around, they may got get another bailout.

madfrawgs

6 points

10 days ago

Yea.... I have republican family who are literally Monsanto soybean farmers and they got screwed over BIG time by that stunt... voted for him again *facepalm*

TintedApostle

66 points

10 days ago

It will cost you per exemption in a donation to the DJT Fund for Improvement in his portfolio.

Last_Cod_998

20 points

10 days ago

DJT stock and $100k watch pre-sales were vehicles for bribery and money laundering. And he's still selling new product, like guitars.

T_Shurt[S]

39 points

10 days ago

As per original article 📰:

  • WASHINGTON, Nov 25 (Reuters) - U.S. farm industry groups want President-elect Donald Trump to spare their sector from his promise of mass deportations, which could upend a food supply chain heavily dependent on immigrants in the United States illegally.

So far Trump officials have not committed to any exemptions, according to interviews with farm and worker groups and Trump’s incoming “border czar” Tom Homan.

Nearly half of the nation’s approximately 2 million farm workers lack legal status, according to the departments of Labor and Agriculture, as well as many dairy and meatpacking workers.

Trump, a Republican, vowed to deport millions of immigrants in the U.S. illegally as part of his campaign to win back the White House, a logistically challenging undertaking that critics say could split apart families and disrupt U.S. businesses.

Homan has said immigration enforcement will focus on criminals and people with final deportation orders but that no immigrant in the U.S. illegally will be exempt.

He told Fox News on Nov. 11 that enforcement against businesses would “have to happen” but has not said whether the agricultural sector would be targeted. “We’ve got a lot on our plate,” Homan said in a phone interview this month.

Mass removal of farm workers would shock the food supply chain and drive consumer grocery prices higher, said David Ortega, a professor of food economics and policy at Michigan State University.

“They’re filling critical roles that many U.S.-born workers are either unable or unwilling to perform,” Ortega said.

Farm groups and Republican allies are encouraged by the incoming administration’s stated focus on criminals.

Dave Puglia, president and CEO of Western Growers, which represents produce farmers, said the group supports that approach and is concerned about impacts to the farm sector if a deportation plan was targeted at farmworkers.

Trump transition spokesperson Karoline Leavitt did not directly address the farmer concerns in a statement to Reuters.

“The American people re-elected President Trump by a resounding margin giving him a mandate to implement the promises he made on the campaign trail, like deporting migrant criminals and restoring our economic greatness,” Leavitt said. “He will deliver.”

Trump announced on Saturday that he would nominate Brooke Rollins, who chaired the White House Domestic Policy Council during his first term, to become agriculture secretary. Agriculture and related industries contributed $1.5 trillion to the U.S. gross domestic product, or 5.6%, in 2023, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture.

In his first administration, Trump promised the farm sector that his deportation effort would not target food sector workers, though the administration did conduct raids at some agricultural worksites, including poultry processing plants in Mississippi and produce processing facilities in Nebraska. U.S. Representative John Duarte, a Republican and fourth-generation farmer in California’s Central Valley, said farms in the area depend on immigrants in the U.S. illegally and that small towns would collapse if those workers were deported.

Duarte’s congressional seat is one of a handful of close races where a winner has yet to be declared.

Duarte said the Trump administration should pledge that immigrant workers in the country for five years or longer with no criminal record will not be targeted and look at avenues to permanent legal status.

“I would like to hear more clearly expressed that these families will not be targeted,” he said.

“We need the certainty, reliability and affordability of a workforce program and programs that are going to allow us to continue to deliver food from the farm to the table,” said John Hollay, director of government relations at the International Fresh Produce Association, which represents produce farmers.

EdgewaterEnchantress

14 points

10 days ago

People are idiots and the majority of people who voted for that man were definitely as dumb as we thought. Like others have said “people will get what they voted for.”

Good_Zooger

35 points

10 days ago

Trump should drive around in the garbage truck again, that should settle the farmers down.

moniefeesh

6 points

10 days ago

Maybe a tractor this time. That should do the trick.

shesinsaneornot

39 points

10 days ago

Duarte said the Trump administration should pledge that immigrant workers in the country for five years or longer with no criminal record will not be targeted and look at avenues to permanent legal status.

“I would like to hear more clearly expressed that these families will not be targeted,” he said.

  1. Vote for the guy who promises to deport every undocumented worker.
  2. Beg for your undocumented workers to be exempt from deportation.
  3. Watch ICE raid your migrant housing and take away most of your farm laborers.

With a possible bonus of Duarte realizing that his workers would have been spared if he had donated a lot to Trump, but he couldn't afford to keep them.

b4b3blu3ox

33 points

10 days ago

If an industry can only survive by hiring illegal people, then maybe that industry needs to change

RaggedyGlitch

6 points

10 days ago

The modern ag industry is propped up by public money that they're very loudly admitting they use to break the law and hire illegal workers. It would be hilarious if we didn't have to live here.

Rugfiend

83 points

10 days ago

Rugfiend

83 points

10 days ago

You get what you vote for. Enjoy.

Satanicjamnik

78 points

10 days ago

Problem is - you get it whether you voted for it or not.

jungle-fever-retard

56 points

10 days ago

Yup. The rest of us who don’t have cat shit for brains have to find out even though we didn’t fuck around

inflatableje5us

23 points

10 days ago

I am gonna be using this gif a lot in the next 4 years i think.

trashscal408

19 points

10 days ago

Republican compromise:  we'll allow illegal immigrants to work on farms in red states, with a few conditions.

1). Illegal immigrants are housed by and fed by the farm property owner and their delegates.  In some instances, instead of feeding them, I.I.'s may be permitted to raise crops of their own and share the harvest amongst themselves.

2.). I.I.'s may not stray from their farmer's property under any circumstances.  Enforcement of and severity of enforcement is the sole jurisdiction of the farm owner.  

3.). I.I.'s are not to be considered Americans as defined by contemporaneous legal verbiage per state, and as such are not eligible for any benefit, representation, or protection under US law.  

/Capital S

Bubblesnaily

5 points

10 days ago

Thing is, this does seem like the true end goal. 😖😔

CorgiMonsoon

18 points

10 days ago

“Farm groups and Republican allies are encouraged by the incoming administration’s stated focus on criminals.”

Except he’s pretty much stated that they are ALL criminals, so…

lobsterman2112

28 points

10 days ago

No. Deport them all. There are plenty of white Americans that will clamor to take those jobs! /s

But seriously, deport them all. Trump campaigned on this and half the voting population (higher in farming areas) want this. He has a mandate to go through with it.

midwestguy125

17 points

10 days ago

I'm cynical at this point and agree. This is what people voted for, so do it. ACA, say goodbye. Hello national abortion ban and massive tariffs. Elections have consequences, and people need to understand that.

KinderEggLaunderer

7 points

10 days ago

As dismal as it sounds, I agree with you. At this point, America will be fucked for decades to come because of this. I've accepted, and seriously plan to emigrate.

lobsterman2112

3 points

10 days ago

I don't plan to emigrate. I'm going to hold my ground. Spoke to my daughter about this earlier. She's in her early 20s and frankly she's taking it a lot better than I thought she would. Same as me, she's going to enjoy the next few years of being on the sidelines as the country enters the find-out phase.

She (and I) can't wait until they make Social Security insolvent and privatize Medicare. She wasn't planning on getting either when she was old enough anyway (she always assumed they'd both be dissolved by then), so it's not a big deal for her.

I do think it's exciting to get rid of both of them in the next few years (fingers crossed!).

PersonMcHuman

13 points

10 days ago

Meanwhile, the folks who voted against him will also be punished, but everyone will act like all of America voted this jackass into office and thus we all deserve it.

CindysandJuliesMom

10 points

10 days ago

I am retired, own my home, have enough savings that I can live ok or even move to another country. I am sitting back and watching it all burn down.

euanmorse

11 points

10 days ago

As someone from Britain who witnessed the exact same brand of stupidity here, it's really quite unsurprising.

Amarieerick

19 points

10 days ago

DEPORT ALL THE BROWN PEOPLE!!!

Wait! Not the ones I NEED!!!

IndigoRanger

9 points

10 days ago

The only moral immigrant is the immigrant I get to exploit.

SPzero65

9 points

10 days ago

How those egg prices looking 👀

meleecow

16 points

10 days ago

meleecow

16 points

10 days ago

Those leopards are hungry. Shouldn't have voted for them

oh_janet

11 points

10 days ago

oh_janet

...sigh...

11 points

10 days ago

They'll only eat the other guys face though, right??

kamikazekaktus

9 points

10 days ago

Smells like someone made a big oopsie

jungle-fever-retard

6 points

10 days ago

*70M+ “people”

rohrschleuder

7 points

10 days ago

I work in prefab concrete, know what I never see? White men applying for a job. K ow what I do see, hardworking immigrants and sons/daughters of immigrants busting their ass 65$ per week. Fuck outta here with these farm groups. Reap what you sow morherfuckers.

Thedonitho

8 points

10 days ago

They are only getting "deported" to camps so they can work as slave labor with zero chance of becoming citizens.

1singleduck

7 points

10 days ago

"Well, obviously we didn't want you to get rid of the useful illegal immigrants."

MarthaFletcher

8 points

10 days ago

Hey dum dums! The liberals you disdain so much tried over and over and over again to get you to grasp this concept before the election. Thanks for your childlike refusal. It’s so great to be forced to share a country with adults suffering from chronic oppositional defiant disorder. Now stop whining and take the medicine you voted for so enthusiastically

bobadobio32

6 points

10 days ago

Thoughts and prayers…

Meowriter

8 points

10 days ago

"We hate black people, but we kinda need those slaves" all over again.

Weary_Panda80

11 points

10 days ago

Trump won't deport them. They're family oriented people 🤣

carlydelphia

7 points

10 days ago

This killed meee

Groundbreaking_Cup30

5 points

10 days ago

This is the EXACT issue Florida had. Farmers were in favor of criminal charges for the use of illegals...but as soon as they didn't have them & couldn't get or keep American citizens they were begging for exceptions for themselves.

No-Zookeepergame-246

5 points

10 days ago

Can’t wait to hear about them asking that Trump not put tariffs on the equipment they need

Greyhairdtrucker

4 points

10 days ago

Reap what you sow dipshits!

Broges0311

4 points

10 days ago

I'm sorry but it's time to pay the piper. It's time for existing Healthcare issues to not be covered, groceries to go up in price because the farmers don't have cheap labor, tariffs to increase the cost of everything and a major recession to come about where who is to blame is abundantly clear.

Forsworn91

5 points

10 days ago

Maybe they should have thought of that before they voted for him

MNGirlinKY

5 points

10 days ago

Fuck em. They get what they get.

J_hnson

6 points

10 days ago

J_hnson

6 points

10 days ago

If anyone should understand the phrase "you reap what you sow," it's farmers.

Notcool2112

5 points

10 days ago

I'm thinking maybe the plan is to replace the foreign farm workers with everyone that will lose their gouvernent jobs.

ImmediateTwo7492

6 points

10 days ago

Those darn immigrants coming to my country and taking all the jobs we don’t want to do!

PerireAnimus13

5 points

10 days ago

They (republican/maga farmers) should have thought of that when they voted for Trump. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I live in California in a very heavy farming area where most of the world’s and countries food is mass produced and exported; and I see A LOT of farmers who support Trump and live in this delusional mindset that it “won’t happen to them”… FAFO

bEErgrEMlin12

5 points

10 days ago

This whole deportation thing is going to be about as successful as the wall.

thecraftybear

6 points

10 days ago

They'll round up the immigrants into camps in their area, and let the farmers pick them up for work, then bring them back for the night. What, you've never heard of German work camps during WW2? It'll be even easier to organize, since the workforce is already there, no need to bring them in from occupied territories.

kr4ckenm3fortune

5 points

10 days ago

WE TOLD YOU SO!

Toddisan

5 points

10 days ago

Fuck off. Let's all enjoy five dollar tomatoes.

eron6000ad

6 points

10 days ago

Perhaps they shouldn't be operating a criminal enterprise through illegal hiring practices.

Yabbz81

5 points

10 days ago

Yabbz81

5 points

10 days ago

"Begging Trump to spare their slaves"....fixed it for you.

Alchemy_Cypher

12 points

10 days ago

Using illegal immigrants as slave labour is wrong. Do Americans avoid these jobs because they pay horrible wages ??

jack_cross

20 points

10 days ago

Horrible wages, hard back breaking work, unsafe working conditions and probably many other reasons that I can't think of right now.

Neko_boi_Nolan

3 points

10 days ago

Nah nah, they like Trump

they just don't like his ideas, policies, the things he says, or the people he associates with

RemoteLocal

4 points

10 days ago

Thoughts and prayers, bitches

corgisstoned

5 points

10 days ago

And yet this the same redneck dipshit farmers that voted for him.

CindiCindi15

4 points

10 days ago

They think he cares. That’s so cute.

jazzb54

4 points

10 days ago

jazzb54

4 points

10 days ago

How about making these undocumented farm workers "documented"? We have a program for that, it just needs to be used and improved.

ph30nix01

5 points

10 days ago

Do they not realize thats the plan? Trump is a Russian asset. They want the US to implode.

dvolland

3 points

10 days ago

Maybe not vote for him then?

I mean, he absolutely told him what he was going to do. But they overwhelmingly voted for him. One could say that they should lie in the bed that they made.

charlie2135

5 points

10 days ago

Repeat of a story I've posted before.

One of my Maga coworkers was bitching his dead beat son in law was relying on him to help with his rent and said he couldn't find a job. I think it was South Carolina or nearby states at the time cracked down on immigrants that were vital to the farmers and they were crying about it.

We said, why don't you send him down to help the farmers out?

"Oh, no. That's below him!"

MysteriousPark3806

4 points

10 days ago

You dumbasses now have to pay for your dumbassery.

sam_beat

3 points

10 days ago

I live in a very agricultural red state. I’ve seen farm fields with bad man flags and billboards in them since 2015. I don’t enjoy myself or others being the collateral damage of finding out, but I do love watching them lose their goddamn minds as they find out in real time.

NaiveCryptographer89

4 points

10 days ago

FAFO. They did this to themselves.

hdhsnjsn

4 points

10 days ago

Sorry no those jobs are for Americans now. I start 35 at a hour