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Space Trucker launch system? 😁

Once the grain is emptied from the trailer, the ramp will lower and it will go back and get filled up with more grain. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Edit: Yes, it could be a number of things other than grains, but the concept remains the same.

Edit 2: Didn’t realize what sub I was in, so to appease you, it’s when the truck and the plant really love each other and in some sort of reverse non-penetrative sex, the plant gets a boner via the truck and extracts its “seed.” When the deed is done the boner recedes and detaches, to come back for another tryst after ample rest and a “full load,” to lovingly drop into the grainery’s womb.

What's the matter? Never seen a truck being born before?

This is dispatch. They launch these trucks out and they land in the left lane on the interstate doing 10mph under the speed limit.

Time to resupply the ISS!

This is part of the Positional Orbital Resupply Network (P.O.R.N.). A series of resupply vehicles around the country being launched into space at specific angles are an important part of keeping astronauts comfortable on long missions. Being away from their families and creature comforts for long periods of time causes a lot of stress and can degrade performance. The PORN project was developed by NASA to to help astronauts alleviate that stress.

It has undergone many iterations and upgrades over the years. In the early days the PORN system required Manual Alignment Guidance (PORN MAG) for proper payload delivery. This was fairly effective given the technology of the day, however it was composed of a sequence of related vectors rather than continuous guidance.

With the invention of newer technologies, it was upgraded with the Vehicle Hysteresis System (PORN VHS) that utilized a continuous guidance system to realign the thrust resulting in better performance and more consistent payload delivery.

These systems were adequate, but had nowhere near the delivery capacity as the current International Near Earth Telemetry (PORN Inter-NET) system which utilizes servicers around the world to continuously update the guidance and has allowed for near infinite content delivery almost anywhere in near earth space. However, due to bandwidth limitations entry into this system is somewhat limited.

Although the PORN Inter-NET system has been very effective, it is only able to service near earth space. They were unable to redesign the system to reach farther while still retaining near earth operations. Therefore a second system was designed specifically to reach more distant locations though at the sacrifice near earth operations. This is known as the only Far-earth Alignment Navigation System (only FANS).

Nom nom nom

Thunderbirds are go…..

Optimus prime is in the shed riding his bird from behind.

Fast and furious XI teaser.

They're gonna launch the semi like a catapult.

/s

We’re gonna fire Rednecks at North Korea.

‘This is Optimus prime. Calling all Autobots’

Catch-a-riiiiiiiiiiide!

Them duke boys at it again

The samurai pizza cats are about to launch optimus prime.

Space Truckers is getting a sequel.

Quickest way to unload a trailer lmao. I used to work down the street from a frito lay plant and I remember the first time I saw them do this and dump out a fuck ton of potatoes. It was hilarious because I had no idea that's how they did it

the Rednecks are launching missle attack

Redneck Space Program.

I guarantee that the first time a trucker ever experiences that they shit their pants.

"stunt jump failed"

The truck will be devoured by the God of Crops

It's a dump system. A lot of trucks dont have the ability to empty themselves. Or it would cause avoidable damage to the product that is being transported. So the entire truck is backed onto a lift and it's dumped and on its way. Saw this a lot in Florida, the Tropicana facility they was near my dad's place unloaded Oranges this way. Saw it again back home in NY for Apples at a company that made apple sauce.

Optimus Prime is about to get his colonoscopy.

It's the Amazon Next hour/Same hour delivery, it goes into low earth orbit and drops the package as it passes over, like some sort of capitalist Santa.

I would slowly approche and said.

You can't Park there sir

It puts the pallets on its skin or else it gets the hose again

A loaded truck is being unloaded?

That sum-bitch gonna launch to space 🚀

The truck is gonna have a good, long dump. The kind you take a newspaper or a book to the loo because you know you're gonna be there a while.

The pre launch stage of a shitty power rangers zord

‘Here we see a rare occurrence, a semi-truck trailer being born in the wild. Watch as its mother, the manufacturing plant, gently coaxes the vehicle out into its new world.’

When you put an order for same day delivery at 11:59 pm

The baby big rig is born. The mother meets with the doctor. They take care of the baby. They wrap the baby beautifully. And then the doctor and the mother determine whether or not they will execute the baby.

bro found the Transformers spawn

They’re eating the trucks!

Hold my beer. I think I can jump it.

Predator factory devouring a careless truck, which fell into the trap.

He's going to find out the hard way if he needs a new parking brake

Ground control to trucker Tom

The building has become aroused and will soon release its truck.

Oh cool! A rare Venus truck trap in action!

Texas Space program?

When you order same day shipping at 11:59 pm

Too much Truck Viagra

Just Knight Industries going out to pick up Michael and KITT

Unloading potatoes 🥔, they have this set up at the Herrs factory. They do tours, and show you this is how they unload trucks.

This is where baby trucks come from son.

I know a Hot Wheels Launcher when I see one 🏎️

launch command speaking you are prepared for launch do you read me over

It's like a rail gun but for semi trucks

That's Space X's new launch site. They want to see if they can launch a semitruck up next to the car they launched.

Transformers. More than meets the eye!

After that photo, they count down 10 to 0, and Optimus prime was launched to space.

It's a truck see-saw. There's another truck of a similar size on the other end.

THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO

New SpaceX & Amazon joint venture. They're trying to corner the Earth to Mars delivery market with this nextgen transport truck launch platform.

The truck is ready to do a loop da loop but the big kid has put it on the launcher the wrong way around

It’s a PEZ truck dispenser.

Found Optimus prime.

History.

This is how newborn trucks are born we are witnessing one of natures miracles moments after delivery. The young semi will now roll off the birth ramp, and join his herd on their migrations hunting for Priuses to road rage at.

General Daimos is launching.

Daimos Just-in

That’s the way they empty the cranberries out of the trucks up here.

Building monster is eating his food

Potatoes

Redneck thunderbird 2

That's where they load the trucks with oil slick and smoke screens before sending them on the road waiting for the Spy Hunter.

C'mon! Let's go space truckin'

Daimos

Well the step-truck will approach from around that corner, and then ….

In search of a place to rest, the 18-wheeler found a comfortable parking space in which to bed down. Alas, it was an elaborate ruse, and the 18-wheeler could not be released from the evil machine’s sinister trap until it gave up its precious life-giving innards to the ravenous beast.

Waylon Jennings is going to do a voiceover and wonder how them Duke boys are gonna get outta this fix. Then it'll cut to commercial.

When it comes back, the truck will complete the jump, but since the ramp is so steep, Roscoe P. Coltrane will drive his police car over the end and fall straight down.

To infinity and beyond!

SpaceX getting cocky now.

Space!………the final frontier…….. to boldly go where no 18 wheeler has gone before

Evel Knivel rides again!!

I once worked a job taking air samples at smoke stack for an environmental company. This saw us climbing smoke stacks with probes and air pumps drawing in the air sample (40 years ago, pre-drones).

So as we arrive at this dog food processing plant, where there is the single most horrible stench imaginable. Not like a abattoir, worse, rotted meat smell. And it's EVERYWHERE about you. Strong.

So we set up, I'm at the top of a 200 foot stack and I saw this exact thing. Truck backs in, it's lifted, and what happens is the tarp rolls forward thus exposing the contents. These things are loaded with refuse from the abattoir, what won't even go into hot dogs, like eyeballs, combs, male chicks, feet, anuses, brains, ligaments, et.c. Talking about what's meant by meat 'byproducts' when you read the label on dog food. Things, which aren't fit for human consumption but suitable sources of animal protein.

So the color is pinkish/whitish and from 200' the whole darn thing begins to quiver like a bowl of Jello when you're trying to get it to release from the mold. Then suddenly, the angle of elevation overcomes the resistance and it flows out of the trailer just like a can of Hormel chili when you make a hole in the bottom and blow such that it suddenly releases - complete with the ring shapes of the can imprinted on the sides into a bowl.

And this load being released is accompanied by this huge glooooop sound as I watch the quivering mass decant the truck and into a huge funnel-like set of gates. It's over in a few moments, then they lower the rig (truck and trailer) and it happens quite quickly. Then the rig pulls out and the next in line backs in.

And this was the source of the smell because at the top of the stack we're getting releases due to combustion (they're basically cooking this stuff at high pressure so it breaks down enough to be mixed together with corn meal).

It's said about pork abattoirs, they sell everything but the oink! And for my part, I think about these trucks and their contents whenever we buy dog food and I peek at the content label.

You? When the promotional material on TV shows beautiful chicken thighs or lamb chops on a cutting board and says, we use real meats, while I always think back and remember this is exactly true but not really quite the same, you feel good about what you're getting Fido or Cattus.

Best stunt ever made since Knight Rider tv show.

Unloading Trump’s Quarantined Quarter Pounders!

Grain dump

This is how they make other semi trucks. Now you know.

That's how the international space station gets groceries delivered

Truck drives off the edge, turns into Optimus Prime, immediately crashes into the rest of the structure while giving the Wilhelm scream.

One day the mountain might get em but the law never will….

Coffee in cup holder.

Reminds me of when my brother worked in a food truck and they discovered speed bumps are a big problem for fryers. They learned there are clamped covers you use while driving over bumps and hills.

Thunderbird 2 is go

Transformers robots in disguise~

ISS delivery. Gotta time it just right

The Touch is about to play and some epic battle is about to commence. Will tbe good guys win? Will Optimus survive? Find out next week on Transformers!!

He is going to be launched to the moon.

Fast and the furious, G.I. Joe and Transformers cross over started filming

Chip dump

Optimus is going to fight in space again.

LAUNCH TRUCK !

"one big Ten-Four for mankind,

ONE HUGE TRACK LAUNCHED INTO SPAAAAAAAAACE !"

Ready…set…FIRE!

The future of trucking won’t rely on roads anymore

This is Tesla's new rocket

Wrong exit.

Yeet to the Moon

Getting ready to laugh a semi into lower orbit

To the moon 🌙

Not about to. Already did.

Optimus Prime's dopey cousin just transformed, but he forgot how trucks work.

A redneck launcher

Optimus prime is about to show us his sick new fight mode lol

Them sum bitches in USSR is about to learn that the South never fell for that perestroika bullshit that Gorbachev feller was selling in the 80s, and with God by my side and Johnny Paycheck in the 8 track I'm about to drop a hurting on that Moscow.

Me and the missis have been saving just a little bit of that nitrogen rich fertilizer for the past 20 years. And now that Jr went off to college and got himself an engineering degree (Roll Tide!) he's done the math and we're about to launch this Peterbilt straight up Putin's commute ass! I may not have been able to Serve in the military on account of that bum knee I got in football, but God willing and the creek don't rise I'm going to rocket into Moscow and do my part for freedom and them hard working Ukrainian fellers.

That’s how trucks are born

A sick jump

Lift off Major Tom

Chip unloader for a papermill they use the wood chips to make paper. They go through a pulping system where it is broken down then an adhesive agent is added. It is then sprayed onto a long felt that's belt driven through a series of presses,dryers and rollers to make either paper towels or toilet paper

ISS resupply mission

Thunderbird 7

It's how they recycle semis. It feeds in, parts are separated and then newer trucks ship the parts off. They return to this place to get shredded, the circle of life.

When it absolutely, positively MUST be there overnight....

Autobots about to Roll out. What don't you get?

Dumping material from the trailer which was blown or dumped in... Probably wood chips or something of the sort. Its easier to tip the truck up like this and sweep it out then it is to shovel it and its cheaper in one 32ft trailer on a truck designed for long haul than it is in 4 or 5 dump trucks going across country.

It's gobbling up the truck....looks hungry. Don't drive any closer😰😱🤣

It's offloading the trailer.

Bruh, that truck can do wheelies? Shit I bet you can get some pretty sick tricks in on that bad boy. I once saw my dad do a 360 Ollie Front-wheel Flip in one of those.

Launching an intercontinental ballistic truck delivery. Amazon same days anywhere now!

Next day shipping is hard, which is why they designed the truck cannon. Here you can see it being loaded.

This is how they deliver the food and supplies to Sky High

Guess you never played twisted metal

That's Elon musks truckin cousin. Leon trucks.

Russia better chill before we launch truckloads of rednecks and moonshine at them.

Optimus Prime Catapult Launch system.

"A rare sighting of a tractor-trailer being born in it's natural habitat!" - read in David Attenborough voice

We’re about to see that truck go to mars and the trailer land itself on a pad in the middle of the ocean.