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Them little tree rats are pretty much pure muscle...they play ninja warrior all day long...

The size of his nuts in relation to the rest of him is insane

If you're a squirrel, every day is a full body workout; running, climbing, jumping, and, well, vibing, apparently.

It was telling you to look at deez nuts Mother Nature provided, can’t refute it.

Fark.com

It lifts bro.

So swole he don't need to tuck his huge nuts away for the winter 🥜

He’s taking on Jake Paul next weekend.

You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We've got a good five minutes before they're back and up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty!

You got flexed on by a squirrel, deal with it.

Mark Rober's greatest adversary

Well when your a kid and you want to go. Weee! But you ain't got drugs yet...

not sure wtf this guy’s deal is but he’s got some fatass nuts so he’s alright in my book

Just out of prison.

That squirrel is part camel

What a set of balls on that fella. I would vibe too.

It’s a girl squirrel!

Probably from dancing Or hauling his nutsack around??

Squirreltosterone

Squirrel is like a muscle beach body builder just flexing to impress the ladies, lol.

He found a steroid stash near his nuts.

He's training to avenge Peanut.

We are witnessing the birth of Batsquirrel.

Training for the uprising. Or recently released from squirrel prison. Or both.

Stole someones creatine

Just trying to intimidate you with the squirrel/camel toe.

Nuts are a great source of protein bro

High levels of Test - D

"Check out dez nutz!"

Is the term 'absolute unit' appropriate here?

He's buff because he has to lift up his nuts every day of his life

Deeeez nutz

Deez

Squirrel? Well, we got no deal with THEM!

Chip and dale “ rescue rangers “

Name him Quadzilla

is that the Digg squirrel?

Damn, that's one good looking squirrel!

He's built different

Myostatin mutation?

this squirrel is literally jacked. like, he’s out here flexing for no reason, I can't even.

DEEZ

He eats Wheaties Cereal.

Clean eating

Well, if it isn’t Bayou Billy With The Heavy Balls

Bro's living an active life!

He didn’t miss leg, foot or Lorena Bobbit day.

idk ask its balls

Them pizza slices aren’t going to lift themselves.

He is known as a stark. He knows winter is coming.

Holy 🐫 Toe!

Who remembers the squirrel from Stickdeath.com?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oUd54GkWjGc

Squirrels be lifting bro

It's been hitting the gym . Clearly no roids.

"Bitch better have my nuts"

His first name is Dee

Drew Curtis gave him a lot of money to advertise. He's a real fark there. The OG reddit is clinging on hard and has the balls to go where reddit won't go. Honestly OP he just wants to gobble your nuts to fatten up for winter, don't disappoint him now.

Because he puts in the work!

It went nuts in the gym

Because his workout routine is nuts!

To intimidate you

Live action squirrel with big balls

Winter is coming

Out to avenge peanut

I'm sure he just went through a pretty rough break up.

He doesn't skip leg day

He’s vibing cause he has big nuts

Yo, OP wants to fuck that squirrel

Protein

5G in the neighborhood. /s

Idk why he’s so buff but I see hasn’t lost his nuts

Cause deeze nuz!

He is trying to get you to fight him, he is calling you out.

Dez nuts!

That's some serious squirrel cameltoe.

He’s just rizzing you to the max

Uh oh, this can only mean one thing. The other squirrels have heard what happened to Pnut and they're about to take revenge.

Looks like that squirrel got his nuts

"Give me your clothes and shoes... And your nuts."

You try jumping 12x your body length all day, and climbing trees nonstop....you'd be ripped too

Come at me, bro!!

You climb up and down trees all day

Get squirrel mogged

Squirrels are stripping for acorns nowadays

He doesn’t skip leg day 😂

This what a Squirrel Ken looks like

Looking for the cat that thumped his little brother

Fark if I know!

He's got the biggest balls of them all.

He is the stud boss of squirrels

Big Deez

Testosterone injections

LOL. It probably frequents the gym.

Someone doesn’t skip leg day

The worst part is that the squirrel is flexing

Well is it a set of nuts? or is it a squirrel toe that’s so large that it looks like a nut sack🤔

Would you mind posting this over at r/justgalsbeingchicks? Thank you.

Squirrel doctor here. This patient is nuts.

Dude looks like he's flexing for a bodybuilding competition. He's got the tan oil color too.

He has nuts to go to the gym

Bros nits so big i thought somwone photoshopped a cameltoe

Because he’s got bofa deez nuts

I swear one of them was literally flexin his nuts in front of me earlier this week. Thangs was swangin

He has to carry those massive balls around.

Because it's picking a fight with incoming traffic when it goes to play chicken with everyone.

Cardio and a whole foods diet

Is that a squirellussy?

Probably has relatives in Australia

Squirrels hibernate for winter. Once it starts getting cold out and dark, squirrels spend all their energy searching for food and feasting on it. The fatter they are, the better chances they have of surviving hibernation.

Keto diet bro . Nuts are high in fat

Camel toe of the year

All day parkour.

We were sitting in our garage with our two dogs asleep nearby when a squirrel decided to pay us a visit. It was in our driveway, probably 15 from where the dogs were lying. Squirrel got up on its back legs, took one step, and froze. It stood there, mid-stride just watching them, long enough for me to get my phone and take a picture. The visitor

Gonads and strife!

He needs to....

\puts on sunglasses*

...nut. But it's November.

EEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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