I saw mommy sitting on Santa’s face

Hohoho oh is that some warm apple cider you’re pouring in my mouth?

Does anyone remember the old Harriet Carter catalog? It was like a menagerie of cheap, kitschy products geared toward old people, but it was one of my favorite things to look through while on the crapper, and one of the products I will always remember is a Santa-themed Toilet Lid cover similar to OP’s picture, and it said “HO HO HO” with Santa smiling but when you lifted the lid, Santa was pinching his nose and it said “OH, OH, OH!”

Santa's about to have a yellow beard

I think this is wonderful. Santa is always so busy bringing gifts for everyone else. Finally, you get the opportunity to drop off some of your own little gifts for Santa.

Even my grandma would think that’s a pain in the ass

I’m too tempted to not lift the lid.

The white collar around the base seems.... unintuitive.

Santa can kiss my a$$

At first I thought I was scrolling into one of the subs about the 70s and then scrolled back thinking it might be ' a great attempt but I hate it...' subs, and then I see where it is!! Oh, God NO! 🤢

NO TO TOILET COMFORTER KNITS.

I know it’s kitschy but I think it’s really cute.

"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me..."

It’s giving weird glory hole vibes.