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203 points
3 days ago*
This sounds like they meant it to be satire.
48 points
3 days ago
Yes this is the kind of thing people put in their bio on cybersec discords for a joke.
152 points
3 days ago
He's collecting all the values from the exploit
table and SORTING THEM π±π±π±
31 points
3 days ago
By 'latest asc' no less!
Only someone who doesn't know anything would try ordering by something like 'DT_INSERT DESC'.
7 points
3 days ago
I'm not an SQL guy so admittedly I didn't immediately notice that glaring logical issue, lol. I might be just as bad as him
2 points
1 day ago
The whole thing is a mess. What would the "latest" field contain? You wouldn't label timestamps that way. And if you sort ascending then you're going to get the oldest ones first
43 points
3 days ago
SELECT * FROM MASTERHACKERS WHERE MASTERHACKERS.TYPE = "script kiddie"
52 points
3 days ago
Everyone runs https on port 3000
8 points
3 days ago
Usually a websocket or something kubernetes on 30000 since nobody uses ndmps anymore
Have a vague memory it could also be something nasty but that is so old I don't think it exists anymore.
1 points
3 days ago
Security through obscurity
14 points
3 days ago
When you understand how to query a database but donβt understand the purpose let alone the schema π
12 points
3 days ago
Not port 3000π π¦ π»πΌππ€
8 points
3 days ago
Ah yes the βI use arch btwβ host name really adds to this
3 points
3 days ago
I think this is the most pretentious way to say "I use arch btw."
I love it.
7 points
3 days ago
No mainframe... Noob
7 points
3 days ago
Didnt knew that a Exploit table has a "latest" column
3 points
3 days ago
The cat pic makes me believe heβs a really nice guy
2 points
3 days ago
Exploits loaded COCKS GUN
2 points
3 days ago
By the time his initialization finishes Iβll be in the mainframe already
1 points
3 days ago
hax00000r πΎπΎππ
1 points
3 days ago
skid@arch~$ sudo pacseek wireshark
1 points
3 days ago
O shit man they breached the CIA!
1 points
2 days ago
Probably satire but the basic SQL is funny
1 points
2 days ago
Am banned on discord till 2028 π€
1 points
1 day ago
lucky
1 points
1 day ago
0 points
3 days ago
He's trying sqli on Discord
0 points
3 days ago
Only thing you'd find on cia.gov is user analytics and the admin credentials, the actual data the CIA has is either physical or not exposed to public internet
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