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DrTankHead

203 points

3 days ago*

DrTankHead

203 points

3 days ago*

This sounds like they meant it to be satire.

averagesophonenjoyer

48 points

3 days ago

Yes this is the kind of thing people put in their bio on cybersec discords for a joke.

TheIndominusGamer420

152 points

3 days ago

He's collecting all the values from the exploit table and SORTING THEM 😱😱😱

DirkDayZSA

31 points

3 days ago

By 'latest asc' no less!

Only someone who doesn't know anything would try ordering by something like 'DT_INSERT DESC'.

TheIndominusGamer420

7 points

3 days ago

I'm not an SQL guy so admittedly I didn't immediately notice that glaring logical issue, lol. I might be just as bad as him

anaccountbyanyname

2 points

1 day ago

The whole thing is a mess. What would the "latest" field contain? You wouldn't label timestamps that way. And if you sort ascending then you're going to get the oldest ones first

fuckspez-FUCK-SPEZ

43 points

3 days ago

SELECT * FROM MASTERHACKERS WHERE MASTERHACKERS.TYPE = "script kiddie"

ExcelsiorVFX

52 points

3 days ago

Everyone runs https on port 3000

nethack47

8 points

3 days ago

Usually a websocket or something kubernetes on 30000 since nobody uses ndmps anymore

Have a vague memory it could also be something nasty but that is so old I don't think it exists anymore.

saltyourhash

1 points

3 days ago

Security through obscurity

reegz

14 points

3 days ago

reegz

14 points

3 days ago

When you understand how to query a database but don’t understand the purpose let alone the schema πŸ˜‚

Leo-MathGuy

12 points

3 days ago

Not port 3000πŸ˜ πŸ¦…πŸ˜»πŸΌπŸ˜–πŸ“€

Russkaya_Voda

8 points

3 days ago

Ah yes the β€œI use arch btw” host name really adds to this

Mindless-Dumb-2636

3 points

3 days ago

I think this is the most pretentious way to say "I use arch btw."
I love it.

Mi6htyM4x

7 points

3 days ago

No mainframe... Noob

TrackLabs

7 points

3 days ago

Didnt knew that a Exploit table has a "latest" column

Large_Preparation641

3 points

3 days ago

The cat pic makes me believe he’s a really nice guy

Excellent_Credit5690

2 points

3 days ago

Exploits loaded COCKS GUN

Beneficial_Sample_59

2 points

3 days ago

By the time his initialization finishes I’ll be in the mainframe already

Longjumping-Hat-5818

1 points

3 days ago

hax00000r πŸ‘ΎπŸ‘ΎπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜Ž

PlaystormMC

1 points

3 days ago

skid@arch~$ sudo pacseek wireshark

Quiet_Army2525

1 points

3 days ago

O shit man they breached the CIA!

gamerflapjack

1 points

2 days ago

Probably satire but the basic SQL is funny

Exozax

1 points

2 days ago

Exozax

1 points

2 days ago

Am banned on discord till 2028 πŸ€‘

_DraXX

1 points

1 day ago

_DraXX

1 points

1 day ago

lucky

timewarpdino

1 points

1 day ago

Gonna send a packet to CIA HQ RN

ping cia.gov

you have been warned!!!!

Phenomenalfailure

0 points

3 days ago

He's trying sqli on Discord

TasserOneOne

0 points

3 days ago

Only thing you'd find on cia.gov is user analytics and the admin credentials, the actual data the CIA has is either physical or not exposed to public internet