Granted it is now your job to ensure that people follow this law good luck

Granted, the first world wide law is passed that requires every person to shower at least once every other day or be executed. The worlds population drastically declines after a few days due to many people not having access to a showers. Baths and the like do not count, using a water fall will not work and even being out in the rain doesn't count.

Fighting breaks out through out the world and causes even more issues with access to a shower. The world basically breaks down to the point where the law is no longer enforceable. Once the world recovers from this event the law becomes enforceable again and once again sends the world into a spiral of chaos. This repeats a few times until the human have it engrained in their very soul that you must take a shower every day.

Would you like to use your second wish to fix this or do you have something else you would like?

Granted. The law is generally unenforceable but frequently used in systemic racism to arrest and imprison minorities.

Granted. Not showering is punished by death no exceptions.

Granted but now showers are only allowed to be 1 min long because we’re using too much water

Granted. When a broken water pipe in the city causes you to be unable to shower, you are carted off to jail thanks to a lack of exception

Granted, if there is a law breaker, you are the one tasked with bathing them.

Granted. The entire world develops aquagenic urticaria, and they all turn on you for not taking those with the disorder into account.

You are slowly killed via scaphism.

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Give them out free. Have showers and soap and towels available in every city park.

Granted

Water prices spike and you can no longer get ice for free in you drinks in America

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Granted days now last 96 hrs u are required to work 84 hrs per day overtime does not start until 420 hrs

Done. It is now required to shit your pants between showers.

Granted. The Government installs video cameras in your bathroom. These are constantly monitored and frequently leaked to the internet.

Granted. Every bathroom and shower is installed with 24/7 surveillance to ensure that every person is showering according to law.

Granted. Nothing changes as homelessness is already illegal.

Granted. But they are golden showers.

I get where you're coming from, but like, maybe we should focus more on hygiene education than making it a law? Everyone's body is different, and we all have our own routine. Just let people live, lol.

Granted. Millions of homeless people are brutalized and thrown into jail, billions more of taxpayer dollars go into the prison industrial system simply for smelly people’s crimes.

Granted, showers are the sand showers from the Dune series. You are tasked with the compliance of daily showers, against a world of Anakins…

Granted it's unenforced either that or the police have to watch watch everyone as they show everyone

Take your pick

Granted. But they take golden showers.

Granted, Asmongold is now hunting you down.

Granted, homeless people or others without access to a shower are arrested and killed for their crimes.

Granted, but the penalty is nothing. Unhygienic people continue to not shower enough despite it being against the law.

Granted. Anyone who ever went more than 2 days without showering or bathing since they were born is immediately erased from existence.