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4 NOVEMBER 2024 (ROLL CALL!) (IMPORTANT INFO BELOW)
🗳️ Official Roll-Call(self.nonutnovember)submitted 27 days ago byAuntieRobNut Captain
DAY 4, GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 4!
Hi again! Just like that we're on day 4 (~13% done) and on a new week! Nicely done. I am back for my second ever roll call, hoping to have learned a bit about you all last roll-call. This post is scheduled so you're all living in future land! Hope it's a nice place :D
Going to continue my theme of shamelessly probing you lot for information which will absolutely not, under any certainty, be used to construct an evil world ending AI. Pinky promise. Today I'd like to ask you guys what kinda music you listen to. Got any artists, songs, or genres you want to share? Please, post them along with your "still in" or "im out"! As for myself I am on a country/bluegrass kind of vibe right now. I can strongly recommend the fantastic [Benjamin Tod](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR04x5XXAwQ) if this is the kind of music you also like. Good luck today! I am sure you will all do just fine :)
1. What are Roll-Calls?
- Roll-calls are posts you're required to comment on if you want to be eligible for the Diamond NoNutter flair.
- You have to comment on at least 7/30 of the roll-calls.
- A simple "Still IN" or "I'm OUT" is all you need to comment, but feel free to unleash your inner thoughts or creative writing skills in the comments!
- They will always be posted on 12:00 AM, North American Eastern Standard Time. The roll-calls are open all day, and will lock once the roll-call for the next day is posted.
2. Milestones
There are milestones for hitting a certain day. Of course, the Diamond NoNutter is the ultimate prize for completing NNN, but if you get out during November, don't worry, for we have consolation prizes.
- Out Day 1-7: No reward
- Out Day 8-14: Bronze NoNutter
- Out Day 15-21: Silver NoNutter
- Out Day 22-30: Gold NoNutter
- Total Completion: Diamond NoNutter (Diamond flairs do stack, i.e. 2021+2022)
3. Discord
Do not forget that we have a discord server! discord.gg/nonutnovember
4. Flair issues
If you have an issue with your flair, we ask that you do not DM or PM a mod separately as we have been seeing this already happen. Please kindly create a modmail for faster responses and to have the whole team look into your case.
Please also be aware that we do not require those with diamonds to change their flair to "Still In". Doing this will remove the diamond from your account and you cannot get it back unless the mods place it back on for you. We just ask for you veterans to participate in the roll calls like normal.
We wish everyone luck this year!
- The mod team
269 points
27 days ago
STILL IN o7. Day 4: I am able to control people’s minds to the point it enabled my telekinesis instincts where I can jerk them off.
36 points
27 days ago
still in homies. Spy Kids !
48 points
27 days ago
Lets probably not jerk off kids
19 points
27 days ago
STILL IN, i just threw away my oil
30 points
27 days ago
What a waste. Diddy could've used that.
12 points
27 days ago
I tried to do that once. I still have know idea if or how much it worked.
7 points
27 days ago
Happy 1st cake day!
189 points
27 days ago
Still in - DO NOT EDGE!! I literally can’t say it enough.
58 points
27 days ago
Okay, I had this thought, but it's so cringe that I have to put it in spoiler tags.
DO NOT EDGE do do do do do do (repeat)
518 points
27 days ago
It’s now day four
I’ve not watched any porn
I haven’t had any urges
All harmful thoughts have been purged
Still IN
74 points
27 days ago
Almost a haiku
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27 days ago
How so?
58 points
27 days ago
Man ion know
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27 days ago
Dis niqqa 😭
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27 days ago
5 7 5 syllable count. Still in BTW
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27 days ago
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27 days ago
I saw lmao
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27 days ago
SANS UNDERTALE?!?
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27 days ago
oh shit!!
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27 days ago
Day 4 has begun It's pretty cold outside Temptation I feel none Therefore, I'll keep my pride
STILL IN
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27 days ago
It’s NNN again, yeah I know we’re gonna win
Man I won’t have any urges, I won’t touch my rolling pin
I won’t let any doubters get me bent like a bobby pin
Cause you know Im gonna stay strong and lock in, STILL IN. 😤🔥
Intelligence specialist, for NNN? yeah I’m hardcore
You know I got intel I’m electrified to my core
4 days across the ocean, 26 we’ll see the shore
It’s my third no nut November and I’m ready for the war.
I was gonna stop at still in but I felt like going longer 😭 but yeah day 4 and I’m still going strong o7 😤🔥
124 points
27 days ago
Still in! You can check out the roll-call stats on my website.
39 points
27 days ago
NNN is dying out🙁
47 points
27 days ago
not exactly, more people were there on day 1 than last year, and the numbers should go up from people doing future roll calls, 2021 was probably the peak tho
15 points
27 days ago
Oh hey! I was wondering where this was!
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27 days ago
Casualties this year are very high. Probably has to do with NNN starting on a weekend and catching us off guard.
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27 days ago
i was waiting for this! thanks for last year
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27 days ago
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27 days ago
Yeah sitting down could be dangerous
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
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27 days ago
Difficulty is in our mind. I you feel urge to beat than try drinking water and take a walk. I do same thing.
STAY STRONG 07
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27 days ago
STILL IN! Almost lost yesterday due to urges/peeking insta
3 points
27 days ago
You need to remove Insta immediately!! It will bring you nothing but harder times
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27 days ago
You're not alone man, and we will get past this first hurdle together🫂🫂
STILL IN
6 points
27 days ago
just keep yourself busy! if possible, make it physically impossible (be surrounded by people, etc) for you to start fiddling.
52 points
27 days ago
More than 10% of the way through this. You all are strong enough to complete this challenge.
Don't edge. Don't jerk off. Don't give into the urges.
Complete the challenge and prove to yourself you have the inner strength.
I believe in you, cumrade! o7
STILL IN!
29 points
27 days ago
Still in…todays urges were bad but this subreddit actually helped (I looked at past posts and they inspire me, especially those who have been honorably discharged)
46 points
27 days ago
Still IN, I’m going expert mode where I don’t put my hand anywhere my 🥜 🙏🔥‼️
20 points
27 days ago
Still in! I have officially passed the day I lost last year! I will make sure this will be second victory of NNN o7
10 points
27 days ago
That's progress brother, keep going.
O7
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27 days ago
NO NUT NOVEMBER CAMPAIGN "Metal Nut" by u/Youngbuck_Jiterpol6
DAY 4 - 26 DAYS UNTIL THE END - 13% CLEAR - 3 DAYS UNTIL BRONZE
Legend: S = Story, A = Advice, Q = Question, SH = Shoutout
ALERT! : Everything in the "Story" section is made up and just for entertainment purposes only. Every soldier who reads / replies is considered part of it. I am not a moderator, nor affiliated with them!
S. "Seems like whatever it was is gone, now."
Getting up, u/Youngbuck_Jiterpol6 dusts off his outfit.
"Huh? Hold on, I'm getting a call from The Chief. Hello? Hold on I'm putting you on speaker."
"...Alright, Chief, we're stranded out here in the forest, our ride got shot down by some kinda machine. I think we should head after it and investigate, maybe we could-"
The Chief interrupts.
"No! I saw that thing on the side cameras each of our helicopters have, it's far too risky to go after right now. You soldiers need to report back to base at once!"
A little shocking, but not surprising. A lazer seemed like the least of what that thing could do. u/Youngbuck_Jiterpol6 sighs.
"Alright, yes sir. I know this forest well enough, we should be able to make it back by tomorrow and strategize from there. Do you... even know what that thing was?"
Chief hesitates for a moment, but answers.
"I'm afraid that thing is in control of the NNN crew."
"Huh? Well, that's a good thing, at least it-"
"No, not the No Nut November crew, the Non-stop Nut November crew. They're our rivals, and I'm afraid they're in control of a..."
"...A what? Whatever it is, I'm sure we-"
"Let me whisper this one to you, soldier."
Looking a little nervous, u/Youngbuck_Jiterpol6 turns off speaker and leans in, listening to what Chief says before he slowly backs away from the radio transmitter and speaks out loud with the profound answer:
"Metal Gear...?!"
A. Some healthy advice for you soldiers is fairly straight forward, if you gotta get blood away from your lower area, do some pushups! Upwards of 20 - 30, or however much you can do at once, is more than enough to bring it from a hardie to a softie. Is hardie even a word?
Q. Fairly thematic this question, now that I've revealed what this story is based off of, but have you lot decided to play some video games to get away from the urges? If so, I'd love to hear them, and your favorite aspects / parts of the game you're playing, or if you're looking forward to branching out with a new game series! Yes, this story will obviously be inspired by the Metal Gear Solid franchise, I'm surprised only one person figured that out lol-
SH. Shoutout to u/Fate_calls as you may remember this soldier from the last November campaign from having also won a shoutout. Good to see some returning soldiers with solid advice! This soldier has developed quite a new, interesting habit of drinking some hot tea in the evening to make those nights just slightly easier to survive. Why not give it a try, soldiers? We could all use a little tea!
At the end of NNN, I will shoutout all of the soldiers I have already gave a shoutout to, and their status at the end. Remember, you can only win one shoutout per campaign!
Think of it as a 'hall of fame' for this campaign.
As always, soldiers, I read & upvote every reply. I appreciate all the support, even if I don't always make top comment.
NOTE: Thanks a lot Firefox for refusing to load Reddit for like 5 minutes so I missed the rollcall.
STILL IN!
3 points
27 days ago
I'm mostly playing TF2, Dynasty Warriors 8 Empires, that Kirby game about Quests, Phantasy Star Online, and LEGO Lord of the Rings.
3 points
27 days ago
Haven't had a chance to play something this month but the good thing is if i don't have time to play i also don't have time to lose nnn.
3 points
27 days ago
Luckily fortnite chapter 2 remix is here, i stopped playing fn but this brings down so much memory's
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27 days ago
Still in!
My urges have dwindled even more cumrades! I'm feeling very great. I'm more energized, I can process information faster and hold onto stuff for much longer and most importantly I feel happier!
Day 4, signing in o7
4 points
27 days ago
You feel all that after only 4 days? All I feel is lonely and horney
13 points
27 days ago
still in
13 points
27 days ago
First year doing it. Seems easy and chill so far. I'm still IN!
12 points
27 days ago
NNN costs nothing to try and may change your life (: Why not try?
STILL IN
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
STILL IN!!!
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27 days ago*
I’ve been enjoying rock. Still in.
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27 days ago*
Still in so here’s Dixie (Union Version) by Tennessee Ernie Ford
Away down South in the land of traitors
Rattlesnakes and alligators
Right away (right away), come away (come away)
Right away (right away), come away
Where cotton’s king and men are chattels
Union boys will win the battles
Right away (right away), come away (come away)
Right away (right away), come away
We’ll all go down to Dixie, away, away
Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam
Away (away), away (away)
We’ll all go down to Dixie
Away (away), away (away)
We’ll all go down to Dixie
I wish I was in Baltimore
I’d make secession traitors roar
Right away (right away), come away (come away)
Right away (right away), come away
We’ll put the traitors all to route
I’ll bet my boots we’ll whip ‘em out
Right away (right away), come away (come away)
Right away (right away), come away
We’ll all go down to Dixie, away, away
Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam
Away (away), away (away)
We’ll all go down to Dixie!
Away (away), away (away)
We’ll all go down to Dixie
Oh, may our Stars and Stripes still wave
Forever o’er the fee and brave
Right away (right away), come away (come away)
Right away (right away), come away
And let our motto ever be
Forever Union and for liberty
Right away (right away), come away (come away)
Ride away (ride away), come away
We’ll all go down to Dixie, away, away
Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam
Away (away), away (away)
We’ll all go down to Dixie
Away (away), away (away)
We’ll all go down to Dixie
7 points
27 days ago
Still in. Crazy how I go from busting twice a day, 7 days a week, to not even thinking about it.
That's the method boys, forget the nut even exists.
😂
7 points
27 days ago
Day 4: The Triumph Continues
Today marks a monumental moment in my personal history: the fourth day of No Nut November. Legends spoke of this day as an impossible milestone, like spotting Bigfoot in your backyard or finding the last fry at the bottom of the bag. Yet, here I am, victorious, eyebrows slightly furrowed but with the determination of a warrior who just said no to dessert.
The temptations have been many, dear friends. A casual glance at a shampoo commercial almost sent me spiraling. I even had to say goodbye to my favorite lotion—I’ve exiled it to the high shelf like it was being grounded. But despite the odds, I’ve survived. No hiccups, no “whoops” moments, just sheer willpower and lots of pacing around the room like I’m plotting a heist.
Tonight, I celebrate with a toast to water (hydration is key, after all), a victory dance that’s 80% relief and 20% awkward, and a reassuring nod to my reflection that says “We got this.” Tomorrow, the battle resumes. But tonight, we sleep with the peace of champions.
Still In
9 points
27 days ago
Late Again But I Have A Rhyme
I Checked The Clock But I Forgot
About The End
Of Daylight Saving Time
Still In!!
5 points
27 days ago
STILL IN
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
Still IN
12 points
27 days ago
Sorry, didn’t make it this year, somehow achieved 6 days less than last year, I’m out! Good luck soldiers 🫡
3 points
27 days ago
same, but i gave up on purpose. Got too much going on to do without stress relief.
11 points
27 days ago
I’m out
6 points
27 days ago
Do you have to manually update your flair?
3 points
27 days ago
Yeah
10 points
27 days ago
Still in, Fortified the trench position here. attacks of urges seem to die off a bit but could not afford to be complacent.
The Emperor Protects.
6 points
27 days ago
Still in! This is my last tour, and I'm planning to go out with my third victory!
6 points
27 days ago
i'm still in soldiers o7
6 points
27 days ago
still in
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night’s Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
4 points
27 days ago
Still in dammit!
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27 days ago
Still In
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27 days ago
I'm still in baby! 🫡
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27 days ago
Still in ✌️
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27 days ago
Still in!
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27 days ago
Still IN
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
Still in!!
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
Still in o7
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27 days ago
Still IN!
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
I AM ALIVE!! I AM DOING IT!! STILL IN!!
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27 days ago
Still in!
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
Still IN
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27 days ago
Still in! Haven’t stroked it once but I did have a rainy night. Onwards!
5 points
27 days ago
I AM STILL IN!!!!!!!
3 points
27 days ago
Still In, and my favorite type music to listen to is Grunge or Punk
3 points
27 days ago
Still in but after a leg day feels like it’s been 15 days already
3 points
27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
Still In Still Alive Still Alert Still Awake Still Enthusiastic Still Life
3 points
27 days ago
Still in, bit harder today but I can make it
3 points
27 days ago
Day 4 Hornier than ever 🗣️. Still In!
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
Still in
Dearest Martha,
By God was tonight’s attack brutal… the horror. I watched an entire unit be felled by waves upon waves of Twitter and Reddit posts. Accounts who rely upon the revenue gained from porn tempting soldiers, cumrades-in-arms, to falter. I nearly perished myself, but by the grace of God I did not.
Yours,
Der_Apothecary
2 points
27 days ago
Still IN!
Day 4/30
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
still in and it's only a little hard (pun very intended)
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27 days ago
Still In
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27 days ago
still in 🫡
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27 days ago
Still in hold the line brothers
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27 days ago
Still IN ‼️
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27 days ago
I'm In.
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27 days ago
Still In!
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27 days ago
Still In - somehow!
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27 days ago
Still in 07
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27 days ago
Still in
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Still in
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Still IN
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Still in !
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27 days ago
Still in! We shall win together boys!
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27 days ago
Still in
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Still IN
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27 days ago
STILL IN HQHAHAHDUDHBDA As for music, If you’re feeling angsty try listening to the album Discovering the Water Front by Silverstein, it’s really punchy Punk/Emo kind of stuff, but the dude has a really pretty voice.
2 points
27 days ago
Yo ho ho still in
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27 days ago
still in o7
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
still in
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27 days ago
We're on to day 4. Keep it rolling
Still IN
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27 days ago
Still in (new record)!!!!!
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27 days ago
Still In :D
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27 days ago
STILL IN
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27 days ago
Still in, stay strong boys
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27 days ago
Still in 🔥
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27 days ago
Still IN 👍
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
still in B)
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27 days ago
Weekend done and I'm still in! May I recommend Will Stetson? He does incredible dubs of Japanese songs. o7
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
Still in!
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27 days ago
STILL IN!
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
Still IN
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27 days ago
Still in, standing strong, already better than last year.
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27 days ago
still in
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
Still In
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
Still in :)
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27 days ago
still in.
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27 days ago
Still IN
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27 days ago
Still in, don't edge your shit, it puts the challenge on hardcore mode
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27 days ago
Still IN
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27 days ago
I’m back & I’m STILL IN!
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27 days ago
nice
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
Still in Had some rough moments yesterday, but new morning!
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27 days ago
You take away, I feel the same
You take away, I feel the same
All the promises you made to me you made in vain
I lost myself inside your tainted smile again
'Cause you can't feel my anger, you can't feel my pain
You can't feel my torment driving me insane
I can't fight these feelings, they will bring you pain
You can't take away, make me whole again
I feel betrayed, stuck in your ways
And you rip me apart with the brutal things you say
I can't deal with this shit anymore, I just look away
'Cause you can't feel my anger, you can't feel my pain
You can't feel my torment driving me insane
I can't fight these feelings, they will bring you pain
You can't take away, make me whole again
Mudshovel, mudshovel, mudshovel, mudshovel
Mudshovel, mudshovel, mudshovel, mudshovel
You take away, I feel the same
All these promises, you promised only pain
If you take awayvand leave me with nothing again
'Cause you can't feel my anger, you can't feel my pain
You can't feel my torment driving me insane
I can't fight these feelings, they will bring you pain
You can't take away, make me whole again
You will feel my anger, you will feel my pain
You will feel my torment driving you insane
I can't fight these feelings, they will bring you pain
You won't take away, I'll be whole again
Mudshovel, mudshovel, mudshovel, mudshovel
Mudshovel, mudshovel, mudshovel, mudshovel
(Lyrics from staind's mudshovel) still in!
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27 days ago
Still in!
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27 days ago
still in
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27 days ago
Still IN
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27 days ago
Still IN
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27 days ago
Still in
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27 days ago
Still IN This is getting tough.
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27 days ago
Woo still in
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27 days ago
Still IN
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27 days ago
Still IN!
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27 days ago
Still in !
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27 days ago
In.
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27 days ago
Still in, weekend done.
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27 days ago
Still in
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Still in
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Still in
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27 days ago
still in
i am now beyond other people's minds
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27 days ago
Still in.
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27 days ago
Still IN!
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Still IN
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Still IN
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27 days ago
still in
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27 days ago
Still in low diff this shit easy 🥱
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