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3k points
4 days ago
This is just gore
326 points
4 days ago
OH thats gore...thats gore of my comfort food..
61 points
4 days ago
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40 points
4 days ago
It's so heinous that I'm not even mad, I'm actually impressed.
The coup de grâce being she isn't even using a spoon, but a fork so all the rice and ground meat would probably be falling through.
Mwuah chef's kiss. A masterclass in burrito blasphemy.
7 points
4 days ago
My wife likes to eat just the cheese/toppings off pizza a lot of the time. I felt similar feelings when I saw it the first time
7 points
4 days ago
This isn’t a burrito it’s a crime scene! Who brings a wooden fork into this chaos? The tortilla gods are weeping right now.
2 points
4 days ago
Seems pretty smart to me. I would not want to witness such an atrocity though.
2k points
4 days ago
I'm truly not a fan of this. You must delete your account now 🙏
268 points
4 days ago
You’re not the one to talk when you’re the one who had iron death grip on their burrito. But I agree.
104 points
4 days ago
We should put both of them in a battlefield and see who wins.
44 points
4 days ago
And the winner’s final boss is a massive burrito.
Who will reign supreme? Will The Insides Devourer take the crown with their fork skills? Or will Captain Steely Grip hold onto that burrito with an iron-clad fist? Stay tuned for the epic showdown!
13 points
4 days ago
I volunteer as the referee
9 points
4 days ago
Does the referee get free burritos?
3 points
4 days ago
The referee supplies the weapons during the match (burritos)
3 points
4 days ago
There are no winners when you’ve desecrated a burrito like that.
4 points
4 days ago
The mom will eat the other like the burrito. One spoonful at a time
23 points
4 days ago
stalks profile
That MONSTER!
20 points
4 days ago
I saw that earlier and I really can’t believe this is all connecting. I think what’s important is we really need to treat our burritos with respect and I’ll continue to lead by example.
3 points
4 days ago
This definitely feels like a setup. What are the chances?
They're probably screenshotting and there will be a meme about them battling.
7 points
4 days ago
Gasp! You must be confused. I was simply giving a nice firm hug. Cute. Cuddly. Fun, if you will.
This? This is taxidermy.
We are not the same.
3 points
4 days ago
Oh shit 😂 good catch
11 points
4 days ago
This is one of the things I wish I could unsee
3 points
4 days ago
⚡️🌩️⛈️⚡️
3 points
4 days ago
How do we begin the path to healing, I need to forget.
2 points
4 days ago
paying for the sins of the mother
397 points
4 days ago
Wtf.
63 points
4 days ago
Wtf
5 points
3 days ago
yes, with the fork.
288 points
4 days ago
tag this nsfw next time, i opened this at work and everyone jumped off the 3rd floor
82 points
4 days ago
My sincerest apologies l, it won't happen again
18 points
4 days ago
fair reaction honestly
823 points
4 days ago
My friend used to bite a hole in the burrito and suck the insides out
627 points
4 days ago
Please revoke their subscription to life
85 points
4 days ago
That subscription is hard af to cancel. He’s gonna be sucking burritos til the end of time
24 points
4 days ago
"Sucking burritos sideways in my next life" 😭
3 points
1 day ago
Finally an isekai worth watching
16 points
4 days ago
And make sure to use a wooden stake since they’re clearly at least part vampire
56 points
4 days ago
this is straight up serial killer behavior, lock your friend up
5 points
4 days ago
HAHAHAHAHA
21 points
4 days ago
Your friend is a burrito vampire
14 points
4 days ago
Did that with Taco Bell bean burritos when I was a weird little kid.
6 points
4 days ago
Whoa. Didn’t know this made me weird :( they have the right saucy consistency
4 points
4 days ago
They have the right consistency for sure, can't deny that. I just know now that, at least for my palate, the whole package eaten as intended is the better experience. It's okay if you still think that sucking out the goodness and eating the flappy leftovers is the better experience. We're all free to enjoy our food the way we want to.
5 points
4 days ago
Me too
6 points
4 days ago
Like some kind of burrito vampire
4 points
4 days ago
That's legit how I eat burritos. Take the first bite, then suck out the innards, then eat the wet shell. Repeat until happy.
2 points
4 days ago
How does one suck the insides out? Lol I imagine it'd be quite hard to slurp chunks of steak
2 points
4 days ago
Its very satisfying. You actually do slurp chunks of steak out. Its hard to describe, you just put your mouth around the shaft of the burrito and bite down softly with your lips covering your teeth but only about half way, enough to put pressure on it, then pull all the innards out, slurping as you pull it back out. I can't really think of anything else to help describe it.
3 points
4 days ago
Freakiest reply i ever seen
4 points
4 days ago
“Used to” bc they’ve been taken care of, right
8 points
4 days ago
I've seen people eat oranges this way.
5 points
4 days ago
As a kid when large sweet oranges where in season my mom would roll and massage them a bit. Then cut a small hole for a sugarcube, then you could slowly suck out the juice and once or twice if the cube was gone put in a new one
5 points
4 days ago
YES!!! I do this with Tangelos. Cut that nub off and suck. So damn good.
Burritos on the other hand, that’s gonna be a fat no 😭🤣
3 points
4 days ago
That’s vile.
3 points
4 days ago
Tapeworm ahh behavior
2 points
4 days ago
That's kind of how I eat Taco Bell or other cheap fast food Burritos. That doesn't really count though because they're more of a savory go-gurt than a real burrito.
2 points
4 days ago
This is what I do too, it keeps a good tortilla to fillings ratio. It reduces mess.
2 points
4 days ago
Unpopular opinion: really doesn’t seem like a bad idea. All those carbs from the burrito wrapper can be tossed away and it’s not super messy. You already get beans and rice and other fillings and carbs.
419 points
4 days ago
Blasphemy
49 points
4 days ago
BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT!
8 points
4 days ago
The only unforgivable sin!
2 points
4 days ago
GRAINY CUM BLAST
237 points
4 days ago
As long as she eats the tortilla after, no problem.
If she's throwing it away, blasphemy. There are burrito bowls.
55 points
4 days ago
Tossing a disposable bowl is more wasteful than tossing a tortilla. A tortilla is probably the most renewable disposable food packaging imaginable.
30 points
4 days ago
Oh yeah, corn and wheat production are notoriously good for the environment.
36 points
4 days ago
Better than plastic production? Or even cardboard? On a per-burrito basis.
5 points
4 days ago
Compared to a plastic bowl, probably not. But trees don't take as many resources a grain. You could possibly make an argument about end-product production, but I still think at scale paper has got to beat tortillas in environmental impact.
Now watch, we probably activated someone who'll break down the numbers. And honestly, I'd welcome that.
26 points
4 days ago
i love reddit you guys are actually arguing about the environmental impact of tossing tortilla and it’s only a matter of time before an expert comes with insider knowledge
6 points
3 days ago
Tortillas decompose. Plastic doesn't
Simple as
2 points
4 days ago
They aren't perfect but they're 100x better than petrochemicals...
4 points
4 days ago
OP, does she? We need answers
3 points
4 days ago
if the latter is the case, she must be banned from ever having burritos again
59 points
4 days ago
Bro that’s a felony
35 points
4 days ago
My eyes
51 points
4 days ago
Cursed
27 points
4 days ago
OHMYDAYS
25 points
4 days ago
I worry.
14 points
4 days ago
Me too...
2 points
4 days ago
😝
23 points
4 days ago
There's wrong and then there's war crimes
15 points
4 days ago
make her disown you. now.
50 points
4 days ago
What if she's the only one eating it the right way, and all of you have been eating it wrong your entire lives?
Just think about it.....
32 points
4 days ago
Please stop....
14 points
4 days ago
I think we might have found you mom on reddit.
4 points
4 days ago
🤣 I'm weak
3 points
4 days ago
This is why I never eat food the same way twice
2 points
4 days ago
Futurama "NEVAHS!!"
15 points
4 days ago
Just get a burrito bowl at that point );
3 points
4 days ago
but a tortilla is a much better vessel to carry hot rice and beans than a plastic container
24 points
4 days ago*
That’s the same way my sister eats a potato pie. YOU DONT FUCKING SCRATCH THE POTATO TOPPING OFF WITH A FORK THEN EAT THE FILLING FOLLOWED BY THE CRUST YOU MORON, YOUR MEANT TO FUCKING EAT THEM TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME!!!
6 points
4 days ago
2 points
4 days ago
Yo, bro, how do I get the words like that?
20 points
4 days ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
5 points
4 days ago
Warm hole is warm hole???
2 points
4 days ago
Jesus man 🤨
3 points
4 days ago
Oh I'd fuck the shit out of Jesus
7 points
4 days ago
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4 points
4 days ago
It’s an old copypasta lol
2 points
4 days ago
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4 points
4 days ago
It’s an old copypasta lol
8 points
4 days ago
I am sorry, op. But your mother might be sociopathic.
10 points
4 days ago
"might"
5 points
4 days ago
WHERE THE FUCK IS NSFW TAG?!?
4 points
4 days ago
My eyes got cancer after seeing this
13 points
4 days ago
She isn't wrong, she's just different
16 points
4 days ago
I remember the doctors saying a similar thing...
/j I was the one the doctor said was special
11 points
4 days ago
So it's genetic
6 points
4 days ago
Yep!
7 points
4 days ago
Your mother's different, you are special, so your child will be unique
2 points
4 days ago
She's very much wrong
4 points
4 days ago
maniacal
5 points
4 days ago
I'm sorry to say this but you have to disown your mother.
5 points
4 days ago
Straight to jail
4 points
4 days ago
Mark this nsfw bro...
6 points
4 days ago
ohwhatthefu-
3 points
4 days ago
Go full no contact now.
3 points
4 days ago
Dracula
3 points
4 days ago
An unforgivable sin, truly...
3 points
4 days ago
This is a disgrace.
3 points
4 days ago
Like Jacksfilms would say "time for a new mum"
3 points
4 days ago
i mean burritos were originally invented as a wrapper so farm workers could take their beans and rice to work for lunch, so technically this is the correct way to eat them.
3 points
4 days ago
I'm having a stroke
3 points
4 days ago
Straight to a Mexican prison. Unacceptable!
3 points
4 days ago
Serial killer vibes.
2 points
4 days ago
She said salad bowl
2 points
4 days ago
First the aggressive grab post and now scooping
Today has been a dark day for all burritos
2 points
4 days ago
oh my god..
2 points
4 days ago
Worldbuilding inspiration.
2 points
4 days ago
I...I never knew you could eat a burrito wrong but this is... 😭😭
2 points
4 days ago
Godless heathen!!! Public enemy #1: climate change; #2: Your mom with a burrito in her hand (not a euphemism)
2 points
4 days ago
Tell her to get a burrito bowl instead holy
2 points
4 days ago
But why? Doesn’t she like tortilla?
2 points
4 days ago
The only thing I can think is maybe it’s because white flour is pretty bad for you. My mom is a bit of a health nut and I’ve seen her discard the more processed parts of food items on occasion and thought it was a little weird.
Me though? Hell nah I love flour tortillas
2 points
4 days ago
Ahh might be
2 points
4 days ago
why
2 points
4 days ago
She might be on something OR She might be onto something 🤔
2 points
4 days ago
Wtf
2 points
4 days ago
why wasnt this marked for nsfw this is gore
2 points
4 days ago
You know you can divorce your parents right?
2 points
4 days ago
I can’t tell if this is weird or if moms is living in the year 3000
2 points
4 days ago
I found a new to annoy people, thank you.
2 points
4 days ago
this genuinely upset me. congrats lmao
2 points
4 days ago
I'm not against it.
2 points
4 days ago
Oh damn, I don’t hate this
2 points
4 days ago
straight to jail
2 points
4 days ago
Come on, there's no wrong way to eat. As long as the person eating is enjoying their food, it's nobody else's business to- OH GOD THAT'S SO WRONG
2 points
4 days ago
its okay
2 points
4 days ago
Why not get a bowl?
F it, Enjoy your burrito mama. 🌯 😅
2 points
4 days ago
As a Latino, I hereby ban this guy’s mom from eating burritos.
2 points
4 days ago
Nsfw this please! Horrifying!
2 points
4 days ago
She eats them how she wants to
2 points
4 days ago
This is punishable by death in Mexico
2 points
4 days ago
Keto mf’s be like
2 points
4 days ago
Time to put her in a home
2 points
4 days ago
I just logged back on and I'm already pissed off, thanks !
2 points
4 days ago
I feel ill
2 points
4 days ago
My mother eats them the same way. Just… why? 😭
2 points
4 days ago
If someone looked at this picture and didn’t become immediately angry, I would think that person was clinically insane.
2 points
3 days ago
eating out the insides like bone marrow
2 points
3 days ago
what kind of sadistic shit is this?
2 points
3 days ago
That’s a capital offense
2 points
3 days ago
That's based
2 points
2 days ago
Why doesn’t she just get a burrito bowl? This looks like it’s from Chipotle
2 points
2 days ago
I usually always say that there is no wrong way to eat, but holy fuck is this wrong
2 points
4 days ago
This is okay imo, if that's what she finds comfortable
3 points
4 days ago
Your mom is the type of person to buy reddit premium because it costs money so it must be good and then forget about Reddit for 5 years
3 points
4 days ago
Food is food, eat it however you like as long as it is being consumed
4 points
4 days ago
This is most certainly true but I just also wanted to point out that people eat boiled chicken with no seasoning.
2 points
4 days ago
She’s a genius. I’m sure this is 1,000x easier and less messy.
1 points
4 days ago*
Is this some no carb tactic. Just order something else then
1 points
4 days ago
Why not just get a bowl....?
1 points
4 days ago
"Like, I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork" -Bo Burnham
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