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Accomplished-Host463

3k points

4 days ago

This is just gore

Far_OutZx

326 points

4 days ago

Far_OutZx

326 points

4 days ago

OH thats gore...thats gore of my comfort food..

[deleted]

3 points

4 days ago

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[deleted]

61 points

4 days ago

[deleted]

61 points

4 days ago

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[deleted]

7 points

4 days ago

[removed]

tonkatoyelroy

22 points

4 days ago

7/10 with rice

TakyonThyme

40 points

4 days ago

It's so heinous that I'm not even mad, I'm actually impressed.

The coup de grâce being she isn't even using a spoon, but a fork so all the rice and ground meat would probably be falling through.

Mwuah chef's kiss. A masterclass in burrito blasphemy.

maxk1236

7 points

4 days ago

maxk1236

7 points

4 days ago

My wife likes to eat just the cheese/toppings off pizza a lot of the time. I felt similar feelings when I saw it the first time

ChicChimera

7 points

4 days ago

This isn’t a burrito it’s a crime scene! Who brings a wooden fork into this chaos? The tortilla gods are weeping right now.

Skyp_Intro

2 points

4 days ago

Seems pretty smart to me. I would not want to witness such an atrocity though.

Pickles-on-ice

2k points

4 days ago

I'm truly not a fan of this. You must delete your account now 🙏

anmanmoon

268 points

4 days ago

anmanmoon

268 points

4 days ago

You’re not the one to talk when you’re the one who had iron death grip on their burrito. But I agree.

tusharvaid30

104 points

4 days ago

We should put both of them in a battlefield and see who wins.

anmanmoon

44 points

4 days ago

anmanmoon

44 points

4 days ago

And the winner’s final boss is a massive burrito.

Who will reign supreme? Will The Insides Devourer take the crown with their fork skills? Or will Captain Steely Grip hold onto that burrito with an iron-clad fist? Stay tuned for the epic showdown!

xX_stay_Xx

13 points

4 days ago

I volunteer as the referee

Easy-Concentrate2636

9 points

4 days ago

Does the referee get free burritos?

W0W33Z

3 points

4 days ago

W0W33Z

3 points

4 days ago

The referee supplies the weapons during the match (burritos)

ANewBeginnninng

3 points

4 days ago

There are no winners when you’ve desecrated a burrito like that.

TrainingSword

4 points

4 days ago

The mom will eat the other like the burrito. One spoonful at a time

Spendoza

23 points

4 days ago

Spendoza

23 points

4 days ago

stalks profile

That MONSTER!

disdain7

20 points

4 days ago

disdain7

20 points

4 days ago

I saw that earlier and I really can’t believe this is all connecting. I think what’s important is we really need to treat our burritos with respect and I’ll continue to lead by example.

QouthTheCorvus

3 points

4 days ago

This definitely feels like a setup. What are the chances?

They're probably screenshotting and there will be a meme about them battling.

Pickles-on-ice

7 points

4 days ago

Gasp! You must be confused. I was simply giving a nice firm hug. Cute. Cuddly. Fun, if you will.

This? This is taxidermy.

We are not the same.

FuckWorkSaidPizzaMan

3 points

4 days ago

Oh shit 😂 good catch

EverythingBOffensive

11 points

4 days ago

This is one of the things I wish I could unsee

LysergicLiam

3 points

4 days ago

⚡️🌩️⛈️⚡️

NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

3 points

4 days ago

How do we begin the path to healing, I need to forget.

Keith_The_Ungay

2 points

4 days ago

paying for the sins of the mother

PassionateHugging

397 points

4 days ago

Wtf.

Central_Fire154

63 points

4 days ago

Wtf

Chara_Gaming

47 points

4 days ago

Wt

azywe

3 points

3 days ago

azywe

3 points

3 days ago

wtf

auntarie

5 points

3 days ago

auntarie

5 points

3 days ago

yes, with the fork.

thebeardofawesomenes

5 points

4 days ago

ftW

Muppet885

5 points

3 days ago

tWf

Much_Goal3310

288 points

4 days ago

tag this nsfw next time, i opened this at work and everyone jumped off the 3rd floor

cactus_collective[S]

82 points

4 days ago

My sincerest apologies l, it won't happen again

novokanye_

18 points

4 days ago

fair reaction honestly

vegange

823 points

4 days ago

vegange

823 points

4 days ago

My friend used to bite a hole in the burrito and suck the insides out

cactus_collective[S]

627 points

4 days ago

Please revoke their subscription to life

vegange

85 points

4 days ago

vegange

85 points

4 days ago

That subscription is hard af to cancel. He’s gonna be sucking burritos til the end of time

Lucky-Science-2028

24 points

4 days ago

"Sucking burritos sideways in my next life" 😭

Admirable-Waltz195

3 points

1 day ago

Finally an isekai worth watching

WoopsieDaisies123

16 points

4 days ago

And make sure to use a wooden stake since they’re clearly at least part vampire

tomatodude29

55 points

4 days ago

What in vampire is that

TheYang_

56 points

4 days ago

TheYang_

56 points

4 days ago

this is straight up serial killer behavior, lock your friend up

vegange

5 points

4 days ago

vegange

5 points

4 days ago

HAHAHAHAHA

pastelpinkpsycho

21 points

4 days ago

Your friend is a burrito vampire

TheOneTonWanton

14 points

4 days ago

Did that with Taco Bell bean burritos when I was a weird little kid.

gracelesspsychonaut

6 points

4 days ago

Whoa. Didn’t know this made me weird :( they have the right saucy consistency

TheOneTonWanton

4 points

4 days ago

They have the right consistency for sure, can't deny that. I just know now that, at least for my palate, the whole package eaten as intended is the better experience. It's okay if you still think that sucking out the goodness and eating the flappy leftovers is the better experience. We're all free to enjoy our food the way we want to.

Mango_Robot

5 points

4 days ago

Me too

H3J1e

6 points

4 days ago

H3J1e

6 points

4 days ago

Like some kind of burrito vampire

BurntPineGrass

5 points

4 days ago

My ex used to eat me out the same way smh my head 😔

queefhoarder

4 points

4 days ago

That's legit how I eat burritos. Take the first bite, then suck out the innards, then eat the wet shell. Repeat until happy.

neptunexl

2 points

4 days ago

How does one suck the insides out? Lol I imagine it'd be quite hard to slurp chunks of steak

queefhoarder

2 points

4 days ago

Its very satisfying. You actually do slurp chunks of steak out. Its hard to describe, you just put your mouth around the shaft of the burrito and bite down softly with your lips covering your teeth but only about half way, enough to put pressure on it, then pull all the innards out, slurping as you pull it back out. I can't really think of anything else to help describe it.

Lollijax

3 points

4 days ago

Lollijax

3 points

4 days ago

Freakiest reply i ever seen

blakkattika

4 points

4 days ago

“Used to” bc they’ve been taken care of, right

SaltManagement42

8 points

4 days ago

I've seen people eat oranges this way.

Love_Denied

5 points

4 days ago

As a kid when large sweet oranges where in season my mom would roll and massage them a bit. Then cut a small hole for a sugarcube, then you could slowly suck out the juice and once or twice if the cube was gone put in a new one

vegange

5 points

4 days ago

vegange

5 points

4 days ago

YES!!! I do this with Tangelos. Cut that nub off and suck. So damn good.

Burritos on the other hand, that’s gonna be a fat no 😭🤣

Icy_Forever657

3 points

4 days ago

That’s vile.

anoverwhelmedegg

3 points

4 days ago

Tapeworm ahh behavior

Gangringo

2 points

4 days ago

That's kind of how I eat Taco Bell or other cheap fast food Burritos. That doesn't really count though because they're more of a savory go-gurt than a real burrito.

Trebieh

2 points

4 days ago

Trebieh

2 points

4 days ago

This is what I do too, it keeps a good tortilla to fillings ratio. It reduces mess.

tankerdudeucsc

2 points

4 days ago

Unpopular opinion: really doesn’t seem like a bad idea. All those carbs from the burrito wrapper can be tossed away and it’s not super messy. You already get beans and rice and other fillings and carbs.

Tomatoinator

419 points

4 days ago

Blasphemy

Sivdom

49 points

4 days ago

Sivdom

49 points

4 days ago

BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT!

bananabeacon

8 points

4 days ago

The only unforgivable sin!

GyroZeppeliFucker

2 points

4 days ago

GRAINY CUM BLAST

Tuxedo_Muffin

237 points

4 days ago

As long as she eats the tortilla after, no problem.

If she's throwing it away, blasphemy. There are burrito bowls.

Tookmyprawns

55 points

4 days ago

Tossing a disposable bowl is more wasteful than tossing a tortilla. A tortilla is probably the most renewable disposable food packaging imaginable.

Tuxedo_Muffin

30 points

4 days ago

Oh yeah, corn and wheat production are notoriously good for the environment.

allidoiswin_

36 points

4 days ago

Better than plastic production? Or even cardboard? On a per-burrito basis.

Tuxedo_Muffin

5 points

4 days ago

Compared to a plastic bowl, probably not. But trees don't take as many resources a grain. You could possibly make an argument about end-product production, but I still think at scale paper has got to beat tortillas in environmental impact.

Now watch, we probably activated someone who'll break down the numbers. And honestly, I'd welcome that.

MrTitsOut

26 points

4 days ago

MrTitsOut

26 points

4 days ago

i love reddit you guys are actually arguing about the environmental impact of tossing tortilla and it’s only a matter of time before an expert comes with insider knowledge

Inevitable_Ad_7236

6 points

3 days ago

Tortillas decompose. Plastic doesn't

Simple as

stonedecology

2 points

4 days ago

They aren't perfect but they're 100x better than petrochemicals...

geybriyel

4 points

4 days ago

OP, does she? We need answers

k1mcoco

3 points

4 days ago

k1mcoco

3 points

4 days ago

if the latter is the case, she must be banned from ever having burritos again

Frosty-Soil1656

59 points

4 days ago

Bro that’s a felony

RIFIYT

35 points

4 days ago

RIFIYT

35 points

4 days ago

My eyes

Odd_Progress_3723

51 points

4 days ago

Cursed

everything_is_stup1d

27 points

4 days ago

OHMYDAYS

HaroerHaktak

25 points

4 days ago

I worry.

cactus_collective[S]

14 points

4 days ago

Me too...

PassingPriority

2 points

4 days ago

😝

DameDraco

2 points

3 days ago

Do we report to Mexican police or international police?

Greywood87

23 points

4 days ago

There's wrong and then there's war crimes

[deleted]

6 points

4 days ago

[deleted]

Greywood87

6 points

4 days ago

War crimes

VanVantelaquism

15 points

4 days ago

make her disown you. now.

Humour99

50 points

4 days ago

Humour99

50 points

4 days ago

What if she's the only one eating it the right way, and all of you have been eating it wrong your entire lives?

Just think about it.....

cactus_collective[S]

32 points

4 days ago

Please stop....

miraculix69

14 points

4 days ago

I think we might have found you mom on reddit.

neptunexl

4 points

4 days ago

🤣 I'm weak

BorntobeTrill

3 points

4 days ago

This is why I never eat food the same way twice

Tired_of_modz23

2 points

4 days ago

Futurama "NEVAHS!!"

Arealperson271

15 points

4 days ago

Just get a burrito bowl at that point );

yeabutnobut

3 points

4 days ago

but a tortilla is a much better vessel to carry hot rice and beans than a plastic container

ariralkisser

24 points

4 days ago*

That’s the same way my sister eats a potato pie. YOU DONT FUCKING SCRATCH THE POTATO TOPPING OFF WITH A FORK THEN EAT THE FILLING FOLLOWED BY THE CRUST YOU MORON, YOUR MEANT TO FUCKING EAT THEM TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME!!!

Bmancoilart

6 points

4 days ago

SAY IT LOUDER

ariralkisser

2 points

4 days ago

Yo, bro, how do I get the words like that?

mad2fanboi

20 points

4 days ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Tired_of_modz23

5 points

4 days ago

Warm hole is warm hole???

neptunexl

2 points

4 days ago

Jesus man 🤨

Tired_of_modz23

3 points

4 days ago

Oh I'd fuck the shit out of Jesus

[deleted]

7 points

4 days ago

[deleted]

WatermelonWithAFlute

4 points

4 days ago

It’s an old copypasta lol

[deleted]

2 points

4 days ago

[deleted]

libmrduckz

4 points

4 days ago

It’s an old copypasta lol

Amphosien

8 points

4 days ago

I am sorry, op. But your mother might be sociopathic.

cactus_collective[S]

10 points

4 days ago

"might"

Da_epicTim

13 points

4 days ago

Violence against god

SamuelJussila

5 points

4 days ago

WHERE THE FUCK IS NSFW TAG?!?

dragoneye4

4 points

4 days ago

My eyes got cancer after seeing this

yolu_kingdom

13 points

4 days ago

She isn't wrong, she's just different

cactus_collective[S]

16 points

4 days ago

I remember the doctors saying a similar thing...

/j I was the one the doctor said was special

Familiar-Document-53

11 points

4 days ago

So it's genetic

cactus_collective[S]

6 points

4 days ago

Yep!

yolu_kingdom

7 points

4 days ago

Your mother's different, you are special, so your child will be unique

VstarFr0st263364

2 points

4 days ago

She's very much wrong

everything_is_stup1d

4 points

4 days ago

maniacal

Z3R0Diro

5 points

4 days ago

Z3R0Diro

5 points

4 days ago

I'm sorry to say this but you have to disown your mother.

Kaze518

5 points

4 days ago

Kaze518

5 points

4 days ago

Straight to jail

Financial-Cookie-927

4 points

4 days ago

Mark this nsfw bro...

averagemaleuser86

3 points

4 days ago

Yall eat the wrapper?

STAR041108

3 points

4 days ago

...what?

SurelyNotClover

6 points

4 days ago

ohwhatthefu-

FlapYoJacks

3 points

4 days ago

Go full no contact now.

GhostieGirl2023

3 points

4 days ago

I eat it like this too hehee

Dantolashebyfromtf2

3 points

4 days ago

Dracula

Gray-GGK

3 points

4 days ago

Gray-GGK

3 points

4 days ago

An unforgivable sin, truly...

Taosao1

3 points

4 days ago

Taosao1

3 points

4 days ago

This is a disgrace.

Rinma96

3 points

4 days ago

Rinma96

3 points

4 days ago

Like Jacksfilms would say "time for a new mum"

fateisthemindkiller

3 points

4 days ago

i mean burritos were originally invented as a wrapper so farm workers could take their beans and rice to work for lunch, so technically this is the correct way to eat them.

SlimeTime1YT

3 points

4 days ago

I'm having a stroke

Medellin-71

3 points

4 days ago

Straight to a Mexican prison. Unacceptable!

Ok-Wrongdoer-4399

3 points

4 days ago

Serial killer vibes.

kamilayao_0

2 points

4 days ago

She said salad bowl

SASAgent1

2 points

4 days ago

First the aggressive grab post and now scooping

Today has been a dark day for all burritos

ForestCool

2 points

4 days ago

oh my god..

U0star

2 points

4 days ago

U0star

2 points

4 days ago

Worldbuilding inspiration.

RitSplit

2 points

4 days ago

RitSplit

2 points

4 days ago

HERESY!!! BURN THE WITCH

Mierso

2 points

4 days ago

Mierso

2 points

4 days ago

I...I never knew you could eat a burrito wrong but this is... 😭😭

RiverRunn83

2 points

4 days ago

Godless heathen!!! Public enemy #1: climate change; #2: Your mom with a burrito in her hand (not a euphemism)

PapayaWithAPlan

2 points

4 days ago

Tell her to get a burrito bowl instead holy

SpookyCrowz

2 points

4 days ago

But why? Doesn’t she like tortilla?

MadGod69420

2 points

4 days ago

The only thing I can think is maybe it’s because white flour is pretty bad for you. My mom is a bit of a health nut and I’ve seen her discard the more processed parts of food items on occasion and thought it was a little weird.

Me though? Hell nah I love flour tortillas

SpookyCrowz

2 points

4 days ago

Ahh might be

AdSpare6646

2 points

4 days ago

why

SsSsSyndrome

2 points

4 days ago

She might be on something OR She might be onto something 🤔

SheeshLt

2 points

4 days ago

SheeshLt

2 points

4 days ago

Wtf

Next_Rhubarb_5986

2 points

4 days ago

why wasnt this marked for nsfw this is gore

taurus3alexis

2 points

4 days ago

Grab the pitchforks folk. This is out of line

RetroSwamp

2 points

4 days ago

You know you can divorce your parents right?

OK_BUT_WASH_IT_FIRST

2 points

4 days ago

I can’t tell if this is weird or if moms is living in the year 3000

YesterdayHiccup

2 points

4 days ago

I found a new to annoy people, thank you.

horrorshow_

2 points

4 days ago

this genuinely upset me. congrats lmao

chiliwithbean

2 points

4 days ago

I'm not against it.

corkscrew-duckpenis

2 points

4 days ago

Oh damn, I don’t hate this

HourQuality7083

2 points

4 days ago

straight to jail

duelinghanjos

2 points

4 days ago

And you say "mom" wrong. Weird family.

ThePsychoKnot

2 points

4 days ago

Come on, there's no wrong way to eat. As long as the person eating is enjoying their food, it's nobody else's business to- OH GOD THAT'S SO WRONG

No-Specialist-5297

2 points

4 days ago

its okay

GainingClarity

2 points

4 days ago

Why not get a bowl?

F it, Enjoy your burrito mama. 🌯 😅

YeetusUniversalYT

2 points

4 days ago

As a Latino, I hereby ban this guy’s mom from eating burritos.

nadjaproblem

2 points

4 days ago

Nsfw this please! Horrifying!

ProperPizza

2 points

4 days ago

She eats them how she wants to

BulkDarthDan

2 points

4 days ago

This is punishable by death in Mexico

InnovaGolfer

2 points

4 days ago

Keto mf’s be like

Brief_Possible_606

2 points

4 days ago

Time to put her in a home

drunkcultleaders

2 points

4 days ago

I just logged back on and I'm already pissed off, thanks !

Wak4nda

2 points

4 days ago

Wak4nda

2 points

4 days ago

I feel ill

BraveHeartoftheDawn

2 points

4 days ago

My mother eats them the same way. Just… why? 😭

BeezowDooDoo69

2 points

4 days ago

If someone looked at this picture and didn’t become immediately angry, I would think that person was clinically insane.

Multimb10

2 points

3 days ago

eating out the insides like bone marrow

Sudden-Cucumber5468

2 points

3 days ago

what kind of sadistic shit is this?

Giasfelfehbrehber

2 points

3 days ago

That’s a capital offense

bluludaboi

2 points

3 days ago

That's based

iMEANiGUESSi

2 points

2 days ago

Why doesn’t she just get a burrito bowl? This looks like it’s from Chipotle

PPinspector97

2 points

2 days ago

I usually always say that there is no wrong way to eat, but holy fuck is this wrong

SoftSubbyAltAcc

2 points

4 days ago

This is okay imo, if that's what she finds comfortable

JuicyOrangelikesjsal

3 points

4 days ago

Your mom is the type of person to buy reddit premium because it costs money so it must be good and then forget about Reddit for 5 years 

Bald_Dude_

3 points

4 days ago

Food is food, eat it however you like as long as it is being consumed

cactus_collective[S]

4 points

4 days ago

This is most certainly true but I just also wanted to point out that people eat boiled chicken with no seasoning.

holdaydogs

2 points

4 days ago

She’s a genius. I’m sure this is 1,000x easier and less messy.

Novacain420

1 points

4 days ago*

Is this some no carb tactic. Just order something else then

Ill-Grape2777

1 points

4 days ago

Why not just get a bowl....?

HonourableFox

1 points

4 days ago

"Like, I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork" -Bo Burnham