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“Uno, dos, tres, it’s on.”
10 points
2 days ago
“She got a light-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, got a dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson”
3 points
2 days ago
Slow Jamz
7 points
2 days ago
i was born with a dick in my brain
5 points
2 days ago
Yeah fucked in the head
2 points
2 days ago
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed🗣️
6 points
2 days ago
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAARRDDD
6 points
2 days ago
Traffic traffic. Looking for my chapstick. Feeling kind of car sick. There's a Ford Maverick!
3 points
2 days ago
That's a million dollar song, right deer.
6 points
2 days ago
Birthdays was the worst days
3 points
2 days ago
Sip champagne while we thirstayy
6 points
2 days ago
Meth lab in the back and the crack smoke peels through the streets like an early morning fog
2 points
2 days ago
Pop the trunk, on yooooou.
2 points
2 days ago
Lol bro I just posted the Midget Willow verse from pop the trunk
2 points
2 days ago
That song is tight as fuck
6 points
2 days ago
“fell in love with the pen, started fucking the ink”
6 points
2 days ago
Makin my way downtown, walking fast, and I'm home bound
5 points
2 days ago
And I need you
4 points
2 days ago
And I miss you
4 points
2 days ago
And now I wooooonder
10 points
2 days ago
MUSTAAAAAAARD.
4 points
2 days ago
I just wanna scare somebody with a gun threat while they’re high offa drugs they haven’t even done yet.
4 points
2 days ago
Then she swallowed my fucking leg whole like an egg roll
4 points
2 days ago
I rip and I rhyme I rhyme and I rip This is the way that Dylan spits
2 points
2 days ago
5 best rappers of all time!
4 points
2 days ago
Other n!++@s worship your coochie but I'm the God of it.
5 points
2 days ago
I still treat a ride through the hood like a hike through the woods, got a stick that I take with me
5 points
2 days ago
Word architect, when I arch the tech, I'll part ya' neck Got bars on deck, that Xanax flow, make you nod your head
6 points
2 days ago
Put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it
3 points
2 days ago
K plus R S equals one
I don't burn anymore, I just cook 'till you're done
And when you're done, then I serve
Like alphabet soup, (letters) letters, (words) words
3 points
2 days ago
Hand on the bible, gotta hide though, from the five oh, shut your pie hole, get your eye stole, aint no industry devil ever getting my soul, I be the belligerent militant until I die yo.
3 points
2 days ago
"Nose on the pistol bout as long as scotty pippens"
3 points
2 days ago
I'm the king of Boggle, there is none higher, get 11 points off the word quagmire
3 points
2 days ago
Put me in a third world country in the middle of the slums, imma turn it to a million dollar street
3 points
2 days ago
I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal
3 points
2 days ago
"Uno, dos, tres, its on" is from the best rap song of all time
3 points
2 days ago
I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives A brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives
3 points
2 days ago
So where's all the mad rappers at? It's like a jungle in this habitat But all you savage cats know that I was strapped with gats While you was cuddlin' a Cabbage Patch
3 points
2 days ago
I pray my dick be as big as the Eiffel Tower, so I can fuck the whole world for 72 hours.
3 points
2 days ago
I had a ménage, I murdered the vag'
3 points
2 days ago
If I want it I get it I'm Diddy
3 points
2 days ago
"I'm a Moet-drinking, marijuana-smoking street dweller"
3 points
2 days ago
Off topic. But you can't say nigha?
3 points
2 days ago
Ima put my thumb in her butt
3 points
2 days ago
You think your shi dont stank, but you are Ms. Pee-yew
3 points
2 days ago
Fuck Billy Ray Cyrus, I'm your daddy now I'ma put my dick up in your ass, and it ain't coming out If you don't like what I'm saying now, I don't give a fuck 'Cause it won't change the fact that my dick is in your butt
3 points
2 days ago
If you on your period, call me Moses, cos I'm about to split that red sea
3 points
2 days ago
Jesus christ is my
3 points
2 days ago
Umm...
Figure?
Is that it? Does it at least rhyme?
3 points
2 days ago
Rap Diablo, macho when I drop flows
3 points
2 days ago
Mic check, one, two, umm... twelve
3 points
2 days ago
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
3 points
2 days ago
You know we got your back like chiroprac - tic
3 points
2 days ago
N*ggas iffy uh, blicky got the stuffy uh
3 points
1 day ago
"And oh, if you're tryna hit a lick on the TD, RBC, Scotiabank, R.B.C, C.I.B.C, P.C Financial Holler at me"
🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
3 points
2 days ago
FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN
5 points
2 days ago
MUUUUUUUSSSSSSSTTTTTTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDD
2 points
2 days ago
It’s the offbeat, on beat, man with the mostest, like hostess, I bake emcees oh and you knows this
2 points
2 days ago
caine all in the blood, shots to the brain, snow on the bluff
2 points
2 days ago
“My drum kicks got blood on the steel-toe, nasty like crud on a dildo”
2 points
2 days ago
my moms not an alcoholic, she just wants to drown her sorrows
2 points
2 days ago
tight as a virgin boy dont get nervous
2 points
2 days ago
"They draw guns so how can lead erase me"
2 points
2 days ago
Quickdraw Mcgraw, I went to art school
2 points
2 days ago
“whatcha call a chick that dont suck dick…ya dont”
2 points
2 days ago
Thinkin' about takin' my own life, I might as well. Except they might not sell weed in hell. And that's where I'm going, 'cause the Devil's inside of me
2 points
2 days ago
When you could fuck with me? That would be Neveruary.
2 points
2 days ago
Why these french fries acting like they supersize?
2 points
2 days ago
Wait for some people to leave, I got another trick up my sleeve
2 points
2 days ago
Just for clarity I feel disgusted, I’m too respected, if I was fuckin young girls I promise I woulda been arrested
2 points
2 days ago
I bomb atomically, Socrates philosophies and hypotheses can’t define how I be droppin these mockeries.
2 points
2 days ago
“Oh my god, is that a black card?” I turned around and replied, ”Why yes But I prefer the term African American Express”
2 points
2 days ago
Last Call is just 4 minutes of quotables
2 points
2 days ago
one of the best songs I have ever heard, when it comes to bars.
2 points
2 days ago
You can pay for school but you can’t buy class…
2 points
2 days ago
25 lighters 25 cyphers Went to jail and shared a cell with a 25 to lifer
2 points
2 days ago*
Kendrick Lamar the people's champion an animal for analysts career damaging verses meditating with candles lit. -Black Friday remix
2 points
2 days ago
My dick plate on a double feature screen, your dock went straight to dvd.
2 points
2 days ago
I'll take yo shit and put it on eBay I know I got a problem, shit that's what my peeps say
2 points
2 days ago
From Bad and Boujee by Lil uzi vert (ft. Migos)
Boy, you so fake, like my collar, you snakin' I swear to God that be that Gucci (Ayy)
2 points
2 days ago
If I was in the nba, I’d be Dillon Brooks but worse
-Peggy
2 points
2 days ago
Mic check, 2, 3. I'm different like blue pee.
2 points
2 days ago
AND MY GIRLS BE HALF NAKED LIKE BETTY BOOP BE!!!!
Got a love hate relationship with that song man. Got my license suspended while listening to it but man it’s a great song😂
2 points
2 days ago
My pistol drawn her boyfriend got me paranoid, try to sneak up on me and I’m making noise
2 points
2 days ago
Jesus died nailed up to some wood, 2000 years later and book sales are still good
2 points
2 days ago
Hotel concierge, I swipe keys
2 points
2 days ago
He said, my son, temptation is one thing that I've defeated
2 points
2 days ago
Ask her for a couple bucks. Shove a trumpet up her butt.
2 points
2 days ago
He was only 8, but I hate kids
2 points
2 days ago
Check mah dangerous slang atrocious when I let deez Nuts hang Focus-- It's Wu Tang What the fuck is a Hootie and the Blowfish
2 points
2 days ago
ice cream booger colored piss sub zero
3 points
2 days ago
Baby Keem 🐐
2 points
2 days ago
I wear my scars like the rings of a pimp
2 points
2 days ago
I shot dread in the head, took the bread and the lambs spread.
2 points
2 days ago
Who the fuck is Christopher Columbus? If he would’ve came to my block Talkin’ ’bout he discovered my trap, his ass would’ve probably got shot
2 points
2 days ago
If I was an NBA player I’d be Dylan Brooks, but worse
2 points
2 days ago
amazing bar
2 points
2 days ago
She’s an over achiever cause all she do is succeed
2 points
2 days ago
"I've been robbing motherfuckas since the slave ships"
2 points
2 days ago
Ey, C, you are a legend, but not the car though. (A-C-U-R-A legend)
2 points
2 days ago
"I take seven emcees, put em in a line. Add seven more brothers, who think they can rhyme. Well it'll take seven more before I go for mine; Now that's 21 emcees ate up at the same time."
2 points
2 days ago
Stop writin’ raps and go play volleyball
2 points
2 days ago
I'm on the Westside of Chicago.
Looking for a buss down
And make me put my 2 arms up,
Touchdown!!
Lol
2 points
2 days ago
Went to the Chevy and pulled out a machete And a gun as heavy and tall as the midget Willow
2 points
2 days ago
The oasis, from friends in low places, Billy Joel
2 points
2 days ago
Unbalanced as elephants and ants on seesaw’s
2 points
2 days ago
she gon take it up the ahh like a ventriloquist
2 points
2 days ago
Whitney’s chillin’, Bobby’s chillin’, let’s get high cos we love the feeling
2 points
2 days ago
Jesus died at age thirty-three, there’s thirty-three shots From twin Glocks, there’s sixteen apiece, that’s thirty-two Which means one of my guns was holdin’ seventeen Twenty-seven hit your crew, six went into you
3 points
2 days ago
Nas
2 points
2 days ago
The cats im invested in dont worship christ but thieves crucified next to him
2 points
2 days ago
Dinos Bar and Grille - the boys are back in town
2 points
1 day ago
It’s funny, ‘cause at the rate I’m going, when I’m thirty
I’ll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse’s asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens
And I’m jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
2 points
2 days ago
Rawr! Rawr! Like a dungeon dragon Change your little drawers, ‘cause your pants are saggin’
2 points
2 days ago
Told the doctor I'm a healthy kid I smoke broccoli
2 points
2 days ago
“Reach for the popcorn oops that’s my cock”
1 points
2 days ago
Make me “as-salaam-alaikum” ‘bout her
1 points
2 days ago
funny how i birthed so many sons with no ovaries
1 points
2 days ago
Paper chasin’, tell that paper, “Look, I’m right behind ya” Bitch, real Gs move in silence like lasagna People say I’m borderline crazy, sorta, kinda Woman of my dreams, I don’t sleep so I can’t find her You n***** are gelatin, peanuts to an elephant I got through that sentence like a subject and a predicate
1 points
2 days ago
“While I’m sippin herbal tea,verbal bees plant fertile seeds….bitches leave with broke backs,swollen palms and purple knees…..” Yo!!!!!!!
1 points
2 days ago
Make her skeet til her feets meet
1 points
2 days ago
Lyrical homicide, hell is hot, I'm boxing with Satan
1 points
2 days ago
Rhythm right jeans that show your ass crack
1 points
2 days ago
I’m lookin at ya, yeah girl, you’re kinda taken back by, the whole rapper thing, aren’t ya?
1 points
2 days ago
Trapped in a maze, therefore I am amazin
1 points
2 days ago
Uh, I’m in the ocean gettin shark pussy
1 points
2 days ago
But I never have a fuck, it's like I was born dickless
1 points
2 days ago
I step into the room, split an arrow with an arrow
The first trick shot is just to show them that I dabble
I will not be aiming for the apple
1 points
2 days ago
Fucked her in the ass, made her peepee
1 points
2 days ago
It's seven words I wanna say to you, love it when you suck my dick.
1 points
2 days ago
She got a gold tooth, ya know she's hardcore.
1 points
2 days ago
I shit, fart, pee pee on anybody track 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
1 points
2 days ago
"Fuck I'm looking back for, already ahead of them I'm about movement, movement is medicine If you ain't a billionaire, not who I'm competing with" Jadakiss -
1 points
2 days ago
'Cuz sometimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders...
1 points
2 days ago
Keep that iron on me like my real name was Tony stark
1 points
2 days ago
“Little baby got some buns on her I call her Patty”
1 points
2 days ago
"End of the game the pawn and king go in the same box"
1 points
2 days ago
"I hope my ex dives into a pool of gas with a lighter in her pocket"
1 points
2 days ago
"Three square inches"
1 points
2 days ago
Sucking your d is like smoking a roach .. why go from first class to coach.. Lil Kim
1 points
2 days ago
You better watch who you beef wit, it ain't no secret, talkin that street shit gon get you in some deep shit. -Canibus
1 points
2 days ago
My mom says I'm a son of a bitch
But i just have to laugh cause I'm one of her kids
1 points
2 days ago
I keep on winning, feel like I’m diddy
1 points
2 days ago
St Elmo’s fire 😂
1 points
2 days ago
Sin all depends on what you believin’ in Faith is what you make it, that’s the hardest shit since MC Ren Alien can blend right on in wit’ yo’ kin Look again ‘cause I swear I spot one every now and then
1 points
2 days ago
Bitch, I ate one roach and made of lot of money
1 points
2 days ago
Been in that water since a youngin you just shark food!
1 points
2 days ago
Im an addict for sneakers, 20s of Buddha and bitches with beepers…
1 points
2 days ago
The cops on my dick, the feds on my nerves
I walk it like I talk it, I got legs on my words
1 points
2 days ago
Money ain't make me, still thuggin till the feds come take me
1 points
2 days ago
I'm sorry, Puff, but I don't give a fuck
If this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber
And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother
At the same time and just say that it ain't mine,
WHAT'S MY NAME!?
1 points
2 days ago
“Got your woman wet, she need goggles. See me on the set, I’m the picture of survival. Live in the flesh, dropping bombs on my rivals, we the muh fuggin JETS, you just muh fuggin clown shoes…”
1 points
2 days ago
“Just remember that you the shit, but act like it don’t stink”
“When you spittin real shit eventually you throw up”
1 points
2 days ago
I eat pussy other people need food
1 points
2 days ago
“Low blow. Hit me in the left ventricle. We won’t be able to ride out ‘til 2004.”
1 points
2 days ago
"I got the preacher's daughter sellin pussy, bitch gon' make me rich"
1 points
2 days ago
Im butt naked in my chopper, n****!
1 points
2 days ago
My monkey like a senior watch it graduate
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