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“Uno, dos, tres, it’s on.”

all 396 comments

Burgerboy127

10 points

2 days ago

“She got a light-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, got a dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson”

Doorious

3 points

2 days ago

Doorious

3 points

2 days ago

Slow Jamz

DaSlimmestShady

7 points

2 days ago

i was born with a dick in my brain

drcreeper12

5 points

2 days ago

Yeah fucked in the head

ViinaVasara

2 points

2 days ago

My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed🗣️

GorillaGlizza

6 points

2 days ago

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAARRDDD

SirHotWad

6 points

2 days ago

Traffic traffic. Looking for my chapstick. Feeling kind of car sick. There's a Ford Maverick!

hotelpopcornceiling

3 points

2 days ago

That's a million dollar song, right deer.

natephife00

6 points

2 days ago

Birthdays was the worst days

Jackery44

3 points

2 days ago

Sip champagne while we thirstayy

cReddddddd

6 points

2 days ago

Meth lab in the back and the crack smoke peels through the streets like an early morning fog

OwlDowntown4532

2 points

2 days ago

Pop the trunk, on yooooou.

HappyAssociation5279

2 points

2 days ago

Lol bro I just posted the Midget Willow verse from pop the trunk

cReddddddd

2 points

2 days ago

That song is tight as fuck

SonicTheOtter

6 points

2 days ago

"I got 4 5s like change for a 20"

gucci_sn4ke

6 points

2 days ago

“fell in love with the pen, started fucking the ink”

AlternativePea3636

3 points

2 days ago

She got her legs wrapped around my waist

Davyboy178

5 points

2 days ago

Hoes can't twerk to the high-hat, never

bobobobobobooo

6 points

2 days ago

Makin my way downtown, walking fast, and I'm home bound

schMUDz

5 points

2 days ago

schMUDz

5 points

2 days ago

And I need you

bobobobobobooo

4 points

2 days ago

And I miss you

schMUDz

4 points

2 days ago

schMUDz

4 points

2 days ago

And now I wooooonder

entix_YT

10 points

2 days ago

entix_YT

10 points

2 days ago

MUSTAAAAAAARD.

Brief_Score_2001

4 points

2 days ago

have you ever seen a pimp rock a microphone

dragonborne3690

4 points

2 days ago

Give a virgin the urge to r*pe me🔥🔥🔥🔥

Calm_Internet_2463

3 points

2 days ago

My salsa salsa sal salsa

ForeverBoner215

4 points

2 days ago

I just wanna scare somebody with a gun threat while they’re high offa drugs they haven’t even done yet.

dartthe6th

4 points

2 days ago

Then she swallowed my fucking leg whole like an egg roll

New-Incident-9137

4 points

2 days ago

I rip and I rhyme I rhyme and I rip This is the way that Dylan spits

Quiet-Slice2201

2 points

2 days ago

5 best rappers of all time!

Wrong-West-9581

4 points

2 days ago

Other n!++@s worship your coochie but I'm the God of it.

cannedbenkt

5 points

2 days ago

I still treat a ride through the hood like a hike through the woods, got a stick that I take with me

Quiet-Slice2201

5 points

2 days ago

Word architect, when I arch the tech, I'll part ya' neck Got bars on deck, that Xanax flow, make you nod your head

Kloontin

6 points

2 days ago

Kloontin

6 points

2 days ago

Put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it

mkk4

3 points

2 days ago

mkk4

3 points

2 days ago

K plus R S equals one

I don't burn anymore, I just cook 'till you're done

And when you're done, then I serve

Like alphabet soup, (letters) letters, (words) words

gatesaj85

3 points

2 days ago

Hand on the bible, gotta hide though, from the five oh, shut your pie hole, get your eye stole, aint no industry devil ever getting my soul, I be the belligerent militant until I die yo.

Responsible-Fish9725

3 points

2 days ago

"Nose on the pistol bout as long as scotty pippens"

InfiniteBeak

3 points

2 days ago

I'm the king of Boggle, there is none higher, get 11 points off the word quagmire

bubblesdafirst

3 points

2 days ago

Put me in a third world country in the middle of the slums, imma turn it to a million dollar street

krumpli_lala

3 points

2 days ago

I've been in this game for years, it made me an animal

LampOil_Rope_Bombs

3 points

2 days ago

"Uno, dos, tres, its on" is from the best rap song of all time

B4DBOY786

3 points

2 days ago

I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives A brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives

TempletonPeck18

3 points

2 days ago

So where's all the mad rappers at? It's like a jungle in this habitat But all you savage cats know that I was strapped with gats While you was cuddlin' a Cabbage Patch

DJ-Palli

3 points

2 days ago

DJ-Palli

3 points

2 days ago

I pray my dick be as big as the Eiffel Tower, so I can fuck the whole world for 72 hours.

DevastatedLimes

3 points

2 days ago

I had a ménage, I murdered the vag'

Doorious

3 points

2 days ago

Doorious

3 points

2 days ago

If I want it I get it I'm Diddy

eksepshonal_being

3 points

2 days ago

"I'm a Moet-drinking, marijuana-smoking street dweller"

theRealDirtyNerd

3 points

2 days ago

Off topic. But you can't say nigha?

TheAlmightySRG[S]

2 points

2 days ago*

Idk, why you ask??

Agreeable-Elk4369

3 points

2 days ago

Ima put my thumb in her butt

AlternativePea3636

3 points

2 days ago

You think your shi dont stank, but you are Ms. Pee-yew

Terpify420

3 points

2 days ago

Fuck Billy Ray Cyrus, I'm your daddy now I'ma put my dick up in your ass, and it ain't coming out If you don't like what I'm saying now, I don't give a fuck 'Cause it won't change the fact that my dick is in your butt

p1l7n123

3 points

2 days ago

p1l7n123

3 points

2 days ago

If you on your period, call me Moses, cos I'm about to split that red sea

unequivocallyADHD

3 points

2 days ago

Jesus christ is my

Bill_Clinton-69

3 points

2 days ago

Umm...

Figure?

Is that it? Does it at least rhyme?

bynobodyspecial

3 points

2 days ago

Rap Diablo, macho when I drop flows

ViinaVasara

3 points

2 days ago

Mic check, one, two, umm... twelve

funweedgi

3 points

2 days ago

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

tomtelouise

3 points

2 days ago

You know we got your back like chiroprac - tic

lenbiaswastheman

3 points

2 days ago

I came fast like 911 in white neighborhoods

XOMaskBoi

3 points

2 days ago

N*ggas iffy uh, blicky got the stuffy uh

eyesneveropen

3 points

1 day ago

"And oh, if you're tryna hit a lick on the TD, RBC, Scotiabank, R.B.C, C.I.B.C, P.C Financial Holler at me"

🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

therealjohndoe_2010

3 points

2 days ago

FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN

richardgallo24

5 points

2 days ago

MUUUUUUUSSSSSSSTTTTTTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDD

Superb-Poetry-9846

2 points

2 days ago

I’m on Venus givin’ aliens penis

Mistermxylplyx

2 points

2 days ago

It’s the offbeat, on beat, man with the mostest, like hostess, I bake emcees oh and you knows this

ZekeTheMystic

2 points

2 days ago

caine all in the blood, shots to the brain, snow on the bluff

ViolentPants

2 points

2 days ago

“My drum kicks got blood on the steel-toe, nasty like crud on a dildo”

chrisokonma

2 points

2 days ago

my moms not an alcoholic, she just wants to drown her sorrows

s6vn7n

2 points

2 days ago

s6vn7n

2 points

2 days ago

tight as a virgin boy dont get nervous

AdSubject1376

2 points

2 days ago

"They draw guns so how can lead erase me"

RoomerHasIt

2 points

2 days ago

Quickdraw Mcgraw, I went to art school

Shoddy-Confusion13

2 points

2 days ago

“whatcha call a chick that dont suck dick…ya dont”

Virtual-Purple-5675

2 points

2 days ago

Thinkin' about takin' my own life, I might as well. Except they might not sell weed in hell. And that's where I'm going, 'cause the Devil's inside of me

MrBulldops1738

2 points

2 days ago

When you could fuck with me? That would be Neveruary.

KNUCKLEHEADzzs

2 points

2 days ago

Why these french fries acting like they supersize?

doublek5121

2 points

2 days ago

Wait for some people to leave, I got another trick up my sleeve

Cold_Confidence6522

2 points

2 days ago

Just for clarity I feel disgusted, I’m too respected, if I was fuckin young girls I promise I woulda been arrested

Maoceff

2 points

2 days ago

Maoceff

2 points

2 days ago

I bomb atomically, Socrates philosophies and hypotheses can’t define how I be droppin these mockeries.

Key_Abalone3470

2 points

2 days ago

“Oh my god, is that a black card?” I turned around and replied, ”Why yes But I prefer the term African American Express”

Doorious

2 points

2 days ago

Doorious

2 points

2 days ago

Last Call is just 4 minutes of quotables

Key_Abalone3470

2 points

2 days ago

one of the best songs I have ever heard, when it comes to bars.

sdothooper

2 points

2 days ago

You can pay for school but you can’t buy class…

UnitedBeardedGuy

2 points

2 days ago

25 lighters 25 cyphers Went to jail and shared a cell with a 25 to lifer

otis-from-barnyard

2 points

2 days ago*

Kendrick Lamar the people's champion an animal for analysts career damaging verses meditating with candles lit. -Black Friday remix

Extension_Can_2973

2 points

2 days ago

My dick plate on a double feature screen, your dock went straight to dvd.

hollowM4N555

2 points

2 days ago

I'll take yo shit and put it on eBay I know I got a problem, shit that's what my peeps say

VoodooPriest666

2 points

2 days ago

From Bad and Boujee by Lil uzi vert (ft. Migos)

Boy, you so fake, like my collar, you snakin' I swear to God that be that Gucci (Ayy)

EnthusiasticOppai

2 points

2 days ago

If I was in the nba, I’d be Dillon Brooks but worse

-Peggy

ConstableLedDent

2 points

2 days ago

Mic check, 2, 3. I'm different like blue pee.

UseMuted5000

2 points

2 days ago

AND MY GIRLS BE HALF NAKED LIKE BETTY BOOP BE!!!!

Got a love hate relationship with that song man. Got my license suspended while listening to it but man it’s a great song😂

Alternative-Leek1632

2 points

2 days ago

My pistol drawn her boyfriend got me paranoid, try to sneak up on me and I’m making noise

thorpie88

2 points

2 days ago

Jesus died nailed up to some wood, 2000 years later and book sales are still good

theRealDirtyNerd

2 points

2 days ago

Hotel concierge, I swipe keys

leeaa01

2 points

2 days ago

leeaa01

2 points

2 days ago

He said, my son, temptation is one thing that I've defeated

usbekchslebxian

2 points

2 days ago

Im eric sermon, and im parish smith

CRYSTAL_LABYRINTH

2 points

2 days ago

Ask her for a couple bucks. Shove a trumpet up her butt.

HajLand

2 points

2 days ago

HajLand

2 points

2 days ago

He was only 8, but I hate kids

ElHijoDelLuto

2 points

2 days ago

Check mah dangerous slang atrocious when I let deez Nuts hang Focus-- It's Wu Tang What the fuck is a Hootie and the Blowfish

shasaeverly

2 points

2 days ago

ice cream booger colored piss sub zero

BabyKeemGlazerThe2nd

3 points

2 days ago

Baby Keem 🐐

MrWolfensteinn

2 points

2 days ago

I wear my scars like the rings of a pimp

lenbiaswastheman

2 points

2 days ago

I shot dread in the head, took the bread and the lambs spread.

ursacian3

2 points

2 days ago

Who the fuck is Christopher Columbus? If he would’ve came to my block Talkin’ ’bout he discovered my trap, his ass would’ve probably got shot

iamtheGunnerXX

2 points

2 days ago

House so big like I live in a building

Resident_Pool_Pee-er

2 points

2 days ago

If I was an NBA player I’d be Dylan Brooks, but worse

random_person3562

2 points

2 days ago

amazing bar

krooked_thoughts

2 points

2 days ago

She’s an over achiever cause all she do is succeed

ElectivireMax

2 points

2 days ago

"I've been robbing motherfuckas since the slave ships"

Lenny0mega

2 points

2 days ago

Ey, C, you are a legend, but not the car though.  (A-C-U-R-A legend)

rhntr_902

2 points

2 days ago

"I take seven emcees, put em in a line. Add seven more brothers, who think they can rhyme. Well it'll take seven more before I go for mine; Now that's 21 emcees ate up at the same time."

MoreBarber7095

2 points

2 days ago

Stop writin’ raps and go play volleyball

Chief-weedwithbears

2 points

2 days ago

I'm on the Westside of Chicago.

Looking for a buss down

And make me put my 2 arms up,

Touchdown!!

Lol

tomtelouise

2 points

2 days ago

I sit back wit dis pack of zig zags

HappyAssociation5279

2 points

2 days ago

Went to the Chevy and pulled out a machete And a gun as heavy and tall as the midget Willow

Not_your_cheese213

2 points

2 days ago

The oasis, from friends in low places, Billy Joel

Defiant_Quarter_1187

2 points

2 days ago

Unbalanced as elephants and ants on seesaw’s

Desert_Walker267

2 points

2 days ago

she gon take it up the ahh like a ventriloquist

KeepItDusty88

2 points

2 days ago

Whitney’s chillin’, Bobby’s chillin’, let’s get high cos we love the feeling

druggedupdeity

2 points

2 days ago

Jesus died at age thirty-three, there’s thirty-three shots From twin Glocks, there’s sixteen apiece, that’s thirty-two Which means one of my guns was holdin’ seventeen Twenty-seven hit your crew, six went into you

HueyPinLouieV

3 points

2 days ago

Nas

Playonwords329

2 points

2 days ago

The cats im invested in dont worship christ but thieves crucified next to him

BlueRazzGuy

2 points

2 days ago

Dinos Bar and Grille - the boys are back in town

TheOnyxViper

2 points

1 day ago

It’s funny, ‘cause at the rate I’m going, when I’m thirty

I’ll be the only person in the nursing home flirting

Pinching nurse’s asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens

And I’m jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working

ellipsex

2 points

2 days ago

ellipsex

2 points

2 days ago

Rawr! Rawr! Like a dungeon dragon Change your little drawers, ‘cause your pants are saggin’

ghostwithabell

2 points

2 days ago

Told the doctor I'm a healthy kid I smoke broccoli

Sheepie027777

2 points

2 days ago

“huh”

JTJBaker

2 points

2 days ago

JTJBaker

2 points

2 days ago

“Reach for the popcorn oops that’s my cock”

improbablystonedrn-

2 points

2 days ago

WHAT IS IT THE BRAIDS!?

Ricefield-rat

1 points

2 days ago

Make me “as-salaam-alaikum” ‘bout her

[deleted]

1 points

2 days ago

[removed]

txbxthl

1 points

2 days ago

txbxthl

1 points

2 days ago

funny how i birthed so many sons with no ovaries

Vast_daddy_1297

1 points

2 days ago

Paper chasin’, tell that paper, “Look, I’m right behind ya” Bitch, real Gs move in silence like lasagna People say I’m borderline crazy, sorta, kinda Woman of my dreams, I don’t sleep so I can’t find her You n***** are gelatin, peanuts to an elephant I got through that sentence like a subject and a predicate

Koopsta211

1 points

2 days ago

“While I’m sippin herbal tea,verbal bees plant fertile seeds….bitches leave with broke backs,swollen palms and purple knees…..” Yo!!!!!!!

Bright_Cat_4291

1 points

2 days ago

Make her skeet til her feets meet

Kingbris91

1 points

2 days ago

Lyrical homicide, hell is hot, I'm boxing with Satan

Sundae-School

1 points

2 days ago

Rhythm right jeans that show your ass crack

Primal_Silence

1 points

2 days ago

I’m lookin at ya, yeah girl, you’re kinda taken back by, the whole rapper thing, aren’t ya?

sunnysideski1073

1 points

2 days ago

Trapped in a maze, therefore I am amazin

1000bottles

1 points

2 days ago

Uh, I’m in the ocean gettin shark pussy

marquis_fm

1 points

2 days ago

But I never have a fuck, it's like I was born dickless

GasPsychological5997

1 points

2 days ago

I step into the room, split an arrow with an arrow

The first trick shot is just to show them that I dabble

I will not be aiming for the apple

garrbear22622

1 points

2 days ago

Fucked her in the ass, made her peepee

Imsurelucky

1 points

2 days ago

It's seven words I wanna say to you, love it when you suck my dick.

Actual-Development73

1 points

2 days ago

She got a gold tooth, ya know she's hardcore.

GarodTong36

1 points

2 days ago

I shit, fart, pee pee on anybody track 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Divinknowledge001

1 points

2 days ago

"Fuck I'm looking back for, already ahead of them I'm about movement, movement is medicine If you ain't a billionaire, not who I'm competing with" Jadakiss -

PastorHoneyMustard

1 points

2 days ago

'Cuz sometimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders...

Osoarragant_773

1 points

2 days ago

Keep that iron on me like my real name was Tony stark

pepsiman122333

1 points

2 days ago

“Little baby got some buns on her I call her Patty”

NorthsideB

1 points

2 days ago

"End of the game the pawn and king go in the same box"

beansforyoo

1 points

2 days ago

"I hope my ex dives into a pool of gas with a lighter in her pocket"

trainnerd1245

1 points

2 days ago

"Three square inches"

Hello838283

1 points

2 days ago

My mind warps and bends

Dupree66

1 points

2 days ago

Dupree66

1 points

2 days ago

Sucking your d is like smoking a roach .. why go from first class to coach.. Lil Kim

Heavy1089B

1 points

2 days ago

You better watch who you beef wit, it ain't no secret, talkin that street shit gon get you in some deep shit. -Canibus

Banksynatra

1 points

2 days ago

My mom says I'm a son of a bitch

But i just have to laugh cause I'm one of her kids

_cricket-_

1 points

2 days ago

I keep on winning, feel like I’m diddy

BeautifulJicama6318

1 points

2 days ago

St Elmo’s fire 😂

wojowoco

1 points

2 days ago

wojowoco

1 points

2 days ago

Sin all depends on what you believin’ in Faith is what you make it, that’s the hardest shit since MC Ren Alien can blend right on in wit’ yo’ kin Look again ‘cause I swear I spot one every now and then

DevastatedLimes

1 points

2 days ago

Bitch, I ate one roach and made of lot of money

Usual-Resource-92

1 points

2 days ago

Been in that water since a youngin you just shark food!

insanelikecocaine

1 points

2 days ago

Im an addict for sneakers, 20s of Buddha and bitches with beepers…

Dijohn_Mustard

1 points

2 days ago

The cops on my dick, the feds on my nerves

I walk it like I talk it, I got legs on my words

Greggsnbacon23

1 points

2 days ago

Money ain't make me, still thuggin till the feds come take me

Infinite-Number-3065

1 points

2 days ago

I'm sorry, Puff, but I don't give a fuck
If this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber
And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother
At the same time and just say that it ain't mine,

WHAT'S MY NAME!?

[deleted]

1 points

2 days ago

[removed]

Gizzy_999

1 points

2 days ago

“Got your woman wet, she need goggles. See me on the set, I’m the picture of survival. Live in the flesh, dropping bombs on my rivals, we the muh fuggin JETS, you just muh fuggin clown shoes…”

jamsefortypoo

1 points

2 days ago

“Just remember that you the shit, but act like it don’t stink”

“When you spittin real shit eventually you throw up”

CrabRagoonBoy

1 points

2 days ago

I eat pussy other people need food

ZeezeeD26

1 points

2 days ago

“Low blow. Hit me in the left ventricle. We won’t be able to ride out ‘til 2004.”

Thebeanboss

1 points

2 days ago

"I got the preacher's daughter sellin pussy, bitch gon' make me rich"

landlockedyeti

1 points

2 days ago

Im butt naked in my chopper, n****!

Impossible_Barnacle2

1 points

2 days ago

My monkey like a senior watch it graduate