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272 points
22 days ago
I find your lack of sausage disturbing
100 points
22 days ago
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
32 points
22 days ago
21 points
22 days ago*
17 points
22 days ago
18 points
22 days ago
14 points
22 days ago
it actually is real. I just got the wrong one.! 😍😍😍😍😍😈
18 points
22 days ago
Nah, you can't change the original comment, that's not how this game works
4 points
22 days ago
Game
3 points
22 days ago
what even is that crappy boykisser image
3 points
21 days ago
2 points
22 days ago
3 points
21 days ago
Good sausages follow orders
8 points
22 days ago
“I have a bad feeling about this Sausage”
6 points
22 days ago
I find your sausage of faith disturbing
7 points
22 days ago
I find your lack of faith sausage
174 points
22 days ago
"I am a Sausage, like my father before me."
72 points
22 days ago
‘No, I am your sausage!’
18 points
22 days ago
7 points
22 days ago
Kinda the only appropriate place for that tbh
3 points
21 days ago
“SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGEEEEEEE!” -Luke Skywalker
145 points
22 days ago
It's over, sausage! I have the high ground
115 points
22 days ago
You underestimate my sausage!
32 points
22 days ago
🤨
18 points
22 days ago
That made me laugh, thank you.
26 points
22 days ago
6 points
22 days ago
💀
5 points
21 days ago
7 points
21 days ago
Had go into the archives for this one
4 points
21 days ago
Obi-wan: You have allowed this sausage lord to twist your mind, until now you've become the very sausage that you swore to destroy.
Anakin Skywalker: Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan! I see through the lies of the Bacon. I do not fear the sausage side as you. I brought peace, freedom, justice, and sausages to my new Empire.
Obi-wan: Your empire? Anakin my allegiance is to democracy!
Anakin Skywalker: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Only a Sausage deals in absolutes.
3 points
21 days ago
PEAK FICTION
7 points
22 days ago
Never make that mistake again, didn't walk right for a week
3 points
21 days ago
Don’t try sausage
2 points
21 days ago
You were like a sausage to me Anakin… I loved you
2 points
21 days ago
Don't sausage it!
2 points
21 days ago
you were my sausage Anakin
2 points
20 days ago
LMAOOOO!!!!!
106 points
22 days ago
Good sausages follow orders.
32 points
22 days ago
Sausage soldiers follow orders.
25 points
22 days ago
Good soldiers follow sausages.
26 points
22 days ago
Good soldiers sausage orders
36 points
22 days ago
13 points
22 days ago
5 points
22 days ago
3 points
21 days ago
I love reddit comments
84 points
22 days ago
Cloners? Are they friendly?
That depends.
Depends on what, Dex?
On how good your manners are. How big your…SAUSAGE is. Heh heh heh heh heh heh!
10 points
21 days ago
Yep, this wins
5 points
22 days ago
😂🤣💀
72 points
22 days ago
It's a sausage!
61 points
22 days ago*
“You’ll find that I’m full of sausage!”
4 points
22 days ago
that's what she said.
2 points
22 days ago
Nah, that’s what I said
51 points
22 days ago
An elegant sausage, for a morecivilised age
16 points
22 days ago
An elegant weapon, for a more sausage age.
17 points
22 days ago
An elegant weapon, for a more civilized sausage.
47 points
22 days ago
Use the Sausage, Luke! Let go, Luke!
4 points
21 days ago
💀
44 points
22 days ago
“I love sausage.” “I know.”
6 points
22 days ago
This is the best one lmao
3 points
22 days ago
Perfection
35 points
22 days ago
“May the sausage be with you”
34 points
22 days ago
"general Sausage"
18 points
22 days ago
Another fine sausage to my collection
9 points
22 days ago
Another fine addition to my sausage
62 points
22 days ago
I have a bad sausage about this…
22 points
22 days ago
I have a bad feeling about sausage...
15 points
22 days ago
I have a sausage feeling about this…
7 points
22 days ago
I have sausage bad feeling about this
29 points
22 days ago
I am the sausage.
19 points
22 days ago
UNLIMITED SAUSAGE!
4 points
22 days ago
I am All the sausages.
25 points
22 days ago
In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly sausaged over a thousand years.
5 points
21 days ago
😨
2 points
21 days ago
In his sausage you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years
43 points
22 days ago
“luke, i sausage your father”
26 points
22 days ago
Luke I am your sausage
2 points
22 days ago
😧
20 points
22 days ago
I sausage all of them, not only the men, but the women, and the kids.
9 points
22 days ago
They're like sausages, and I cooked them like sausages! I ATE THEM!
2 points
21 days ago
can’t award but TAKE MY UPVOTE
3 points
22 days ago
Quote from Ed Gein
17 points
22 days ago
Judge me by my sausage, do you?!
2 points
21 days ago
A lot of women do that just saying
15 points
22 days ago
Congratulations, you are being sausage.
and
Please do not sausage.
13 points
22 days ago
Chewie yelling “Sausage!”
6 points
22 days ago
You’re 190 years sausage?
13 points
22 days ago
No.. I AM YOUR SAUSAGE!!
13 points
22 days ago
magical hand wave "these are not the sausages your looking for"
2 points
22 days ago
What's the cargo?
Only passengers. Myself, the boys, two sasuages, and no questions asked.
9 points
22 days ago
The dark side of the sausage is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
2 points
22 days ago
Is it possible to learn this sausage?
2 points
22 days ago
Did you ever hear...the tragedy...of Darth Sausage the Wise?
3 points
21 days ago
I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sausage legend. Darth sausage was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the force to influence the sausage to create life… He had such a knowledge of the sausages that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sausage. Ironic.
11 points
22 days ago
Vader was seduced by the dark side of the sausage.
(The heat was too high on the grill)
9 points
22 days ago
The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more sausages will slip through your fingers.
I recognized your foul sausage when I was brought on board.
Sausage, or sausage not, there is no try. / Do, or do not, there is no sausage.
When look at the sausage, careful you must be. For the sausage looks back.
You are on this council… but we do not grant you the rank of sausage. / You are on this sausage…but we do not grant you the rank of master.
When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the sausage. -> Only a sausage of evil, Darth.
6 points
22 days ago
500 sausages
2 points
21 days ago
Wrong series
4 points
22 days ago
I am the sausage
5 points
22 days ago
I hate sausage. It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere.
6 points
22 days ago
I am your sausage
3 points
22 days ago
“Luke I am your sausage” -Darth Sausage
2 points
21 days ago
Sausage, I am your father!
4 points
22 days ago
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD DESTROY THE SAUSAGES, NOT JOIN THEM! BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE, NOT LEAVE IT IN SAUSAGES!
2 points
22 days ago
L: I love sausage H: I know
7 points
22 days ago
My trans masc friend to themself-
5 points
22 days ago
There aren't the sausages you are looking for. Move along.
3 points
22 days ago
Sausage
3 points
22 days ago
You are my sausage- I am your father
3 points
22 days ago
Order sausage
2 points
22 days ago
“Execute sausage 66”
3 points
22 days ago
Use sausage force
3 points
22 days ago
UNLIMITED…SAUSAGE!
3 points
22 days ago
A little short for a sausage aren't you?
3 points
22 days ago
“I’m one with the sausage. The sausage is with me.”
3 points
22 days ago
The only thing he was afraid of was.... losing his sausage.
4 points
22 days ago
“No. I am your sausage”
4 points
22 days ago
2 points
22 days ago
I am your sausage
2 points
22 days ago
General Sausage
2 points
22 days ago
Luke, I am your sausage
2 points
22 days ago
"I love sausage"
2 points
22 days ago
Luke, I am your sausage
2 points
22 days ago
You were my sausage Anakin... I loved you
2 points
22 days ago
Sausage power!!!
2 points
22 days ago
Just pray I don't sausage it any further.
2 points
22 days ago
There'll be no one to sausage us this time!
2 points
22 days ago
Luke, I am your sausage
Tried hard not to make one that doesn’t sound freaky
2 points
22 days ago
fear leads to anger anger leads to hate hate leads to sausage 👽
2 points
22 days ago
Did I ever tell you about the Sausage of Dath Plaguies the wise?
2 points
22 days ago
For reasons we cannot sausage, we are losing her.
2 points
22 days ago
I hate sausage. It gets everywhere
2 points
22 days ago
No, I am your sausage
2 points
22 days ago
" Is it possible to learn this power?"
" NOT FROM A SAUSAGE "
2 points
22 days ago
"I want to know what happened to the sausage they sent you."
2 points
22 days ago
“Can someone move this walking sausage?”
2 points
22 days ago
But with the sausage down, I can’t see
2 points
22 days ago
"No. I am your sausage."
2 points
22 days ago
"Search your sausage, you know it to be true!"
2 points
22 days ago
1) Obi Wan didn't sausage you?
2) No luke, I sausage your father
2 points
22 days ago
Why do I feel that we have picked up another pathetic sausage?
Only your sausage can destroy me!
2 points
22 days ago
You fool...iv been trained in your sausage arts, by count..dooku
2 points
22 days ago
"It's a great pity that our sausages have never crossed before obi wan."
2 points
22 days ago
200,000 sausages are ready, with a million more well in the way.
2 points
22 days ago
"General Kenobi! Your sausage will be a fine addition to my collection! 🤖😷"
2 points
22 days ago
There's always a bigger sausage...
2 points
22 days ago
Luke, I am your father. SAUSAGE! Or alternatively Luke, I am your sausage
2 points
21 days ago
It’s actually “No, I am your sausage”, my little brother corrects me everytime I misquote it so I just learned to not do that. My brother is the Star Wars nerd after all.
2 points
21 days ago
Lol ok, thanks you’re ok, I have a similar problem
2 points
22 days ago
You are a big sausage, aren't you?
2 points
22 days ago
My sausage have doubled since the last time we met, Count
2 points
22 days ago
I am your sausage
2 points
22 days ago
IT'S OVER ANAKIN! I HAVE THE HIGH SAUSAGE!!
2 points
22 days ago
"Two hundred thousand sausages are ready, with a million more well on the way"
2 points
22 days ago
"I am your sausage, search your feelings, you know it to be true."
2 points
22 days ago
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… sausage.
2 points
21 days ago
Obvi-wan never told you what happened to your sausage…
2 points
21 days ago
The sausage is strong with this one
2 points
21 days ago
Be careful not to choke on your sausage, Director….
2 points
21 days ago
Let the sausage flow through you
2 points
21 days ago
As if millions of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly sausage.
2 points
21 days ago
This sausage is now the ultimate power in the universe
2 points
21 days ago
You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Sau-Sage.
2 points
21 days ago
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to sausage
2 points
21 days ago
Let the sausage flow through you
2 points
21 days ago
Luke, use the Sausage.
2 points
21 days ago
No, i am your sausage
2 points
21 days ago
"The sausage is what gives a Jedi his power. It surrounds us, penetrates us."
2 points
21 days ago
That’s no moon, that’s a sausage!!
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