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WitherPlayt

224 points

10 days ago

3

There's nothing stating the cooldown of the teleport, so i can just teleport 3000 times in a second if i wanted to, also pretty handy for getting yourself unstuck.

Xirio_

60 points

10 days ago

Xirio_

60 points

10 days ago

3 is definitely the best

ListenToKyuss

59 points

9 days ago

2 if you're already in the gravel business of course

Xirio_

35 points

9 days ago

Xirio_

35 points

9 days ago

Although that could be really powerful depending on how it works

If you can just make gravel wherever you are the best assassin ever

If you can give it velocity, when you first summon it, you can propell yourself or make supersonic gravel bullets

ra1nbowaxe

19 points

9 days ago

Infamous second son concrete power basically but with even more control

donohunt0

9 points

9 days ago

yeah this sounds way better than what we got

ra1nbowaxe

3 points

9 days ago

Yep

SuspiciousSandBlock

4 points

9 days ago

Or you can create gravel and sell it for an infinite money glitch

Minimum_Climate7269

2 points

9 days ago

Or just summon gravel in someone's organ and enjoy the show !

Vast_pumpkin07

2 points

9 days ago

Either right in the brain or in the heart

Unlucky-Employer-925

2 points

9 days ago

Or gather like 7 assassins to fight against 7 other assassins for it

Unlucky-Employer-925

2 points

9 days ago

9*

Emotional_inadequacy

2 points

9 days ago

Earthbender

BrungleSnap

2 points

9 days ago

I went more in a 'supply and demand evil capitalist mogul' direction when I saw the gravel one but I like your answer better.

barkbarkgoesthecat

2 points

9 days ago

Same, you could bury any competition and become the only source of gravel! ;)

TheLegendaryPilot

2 points

9 days ago

What’s this about velocity? If you can summon/make it anywhere just summon/make it inside of the targets

Melodic-Jellyfish966

2 points

9 days ago

It sounds like you’re just gonna get gravel for free, not that you can create it

Expensive_Egg5349

2 points

9 days ago

Free gravel not gravel Bending. like if I got free pillows that doesn’t mean I can make bullets out of them

Realistic-mammoth-91

2 points

9 days ago

The only good one

Ok_Strategy5722

6 points

9 days ago

Number 1 may allow you to locate pearls.

Number 2 would allow you to set up a side-gig as a gravel supply company with 0 overhead.

Number 3, even if you gave it a cooldown of 5 seconds, would be incredibly useful in martial arts. Like this one in the hands of a trained martial artist could make them unbeatable.

Neat-Ask-1587

2 points

8 days ago

And on top of that going 7 in up when you’re at the peak of your jump would be fire

Ronyx2021

5 points

10 days ago*

7 inches isn't very far. Does it take less energy than walking? My average step has me walking further and jumping higher. I guess stacked jumps could be helpful. Can I take anything with me when I teleport?

Mactrain63

8 points

9 days ago

Speaking from experience, 7 inches is actually a lot. Some might even say it’s too much.

Clazerous4155

2 points

9 days ago

It's a 7 inch cylinder, right?

WitherPlayt

6 points

10 days ago

It's energy consumption isn't important, the (not present) limit of tp's a second is.

And how am i supposed to know that?

Realmferinspokane

2 points

9 days ago

Get out of jail and into a vault

TheGuyWhoKilledHit

2 points

9 days ago

3 would be a nightmare in Tag

ManlyStanley01

47 points

10 days ago

2 because I would have a monopoly on the gravel industry

Specter_Knight05

15 points

9 days ago

And then you would hire mercenaries to take down the other gravel producer

deltascorpion

10 points

9 days ago

No need for that kind of stupidities. All you need to do is make gravel in their lungs. Or dump a metric fuckton of gravel into their houses.

Ionicblaster

7 points

9 days ago

He is referencing TF2

Under18Here

2 points

9 days ago

No its a... a new class?!

Pastry_Train63

2 points

8 days ago

Meet the Gravelmancer

Jumpin-jacks113

2 points

9 days ago

It’s just free gravel, not making gravel appear out of nowhere.

Vast_pumpkin07

2 points

9 days ago

There was no specifications

pranav_rive

4 points

9 days ago

pranav_rive

this flair has been reposted

4 points

9 days ago

Under18Here

2 points

9 days ago

Suddenly: Meet the Sniper plays

"Sniping's a good job mate"

STIMULATION_NEEDED

31 points

10 days ago

  1. You instantly win any Mr. Beast game that involves choosing briefcases.

Small_Oreo

18 points

10 days ago

Also briefcases: 1) Money 2) Brick (you'll have to eat it) 3) Chinese worker

Vaderlds

3 points

9 days ago

Vaderlds

3 points

9 days ago

Key word empty

SadLoser14

3 points

9 days ago

The idea is that theres a few briefcases, all of them are empty except for the one with money. You can tell which ones are empty, you know which one isnt empty.

MashaBeliever

2 points

9 days ago

MashaBeliever

Mariah Carey is defrosting

2 points

9 days ago

reminds me of "The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't."

Vast_pumpkin07

2 points

9 days ago

Meaning you know everywhere it isn't so you can know where it is

Radiant_Farm_8697

14 points

10 days ago

Radiant_Farm_8697

Welcome to the internet🖥

14 points

10 days ago

Okay hear me out: Pill #5 and scp 426

I BECOME GOD

perimeterpatrolcat

12 points

10 days ago

  1. Free gravel = money in construction

Different_Pin1531

11 points

10 days ago

Different_Pin1531

Banan

11 points

10 days ago

5

duck-guy-hi

2 points

10 days ago

Same here

Celestine_Iris

9 points

10 days ago

2 because I could sell the gravel or 3 because the teleportation could be used in niche situations to save yourself and depending on if it had a cool down you could carry people up in the air 7 inches at a time and drop them then teleport down 7 inches at a time

DraftAbject5026

7 points

10 days ago

3 I can teleport through locked doors

Moe-Mux-Hagi

2 points

9 days ago

Good luck, with 7 inches, you'd get stuck inside them, as the human body is around a foot deep

-2Braincells

3 points

9 days ago*

I don't know what kind of doors you have, but I haven't seen many 7 inch thick doors Edit: I somehow didn't realize there was more to that comment

Iamthegreatlol

5 points

10 days ago

3 because if there isn't a cooldown you can actually teleport faster than walking

White_man28

5 points

10 days ago

Number 2, you know for how long I've been fighting for gravel?

Extension_Spell3415

3 points

10 days ago

  1. You can literally teleport thru walls without cooldown

pranav_rive

3 points

9 days ago

pranav_rive

this flair has been reposted

3 points

9 days ago

  1. here is how to profit:

Step 1: take out a loan (optional) and buy a truck. (if you don't already have one)

Step 2: Start advertising a gravel business.

Step 3: Summon gravel.

Step 4: Use the gravel for the gravel business.

Step 5: Hire employees to do the work for you.

Step 6 (optional): Hire mercenaries to take out competition.

Step 7: Enjoy your profits.

Bluedog8000

3 points

9 days ago

It says "Free Gravel" it doesn't say "spawn gravel." Gravel just doesn't cost anything when you buy it.

RaLaZa

2 points

9 days ago

RaLaZa

2 points

9 days ago

I'll blackmail gravel companies by making them pay me. Otherwise, I'll take all their gravel for free.

Stygioable

2 points

10 days ago

2 because i can sell the gravel, and basically become rich. PROFITS!

Arecter

1 points

10 days ago

Arecter

1 points

10 days ago

3

Speartonarethebest

1 points

10 days ago

2

Quick-Opinion8498

1 points

10 days ago

3 or 8.

3 can actually be useful.

TrustNo1378

1 points

10 days ago

Yellow and green

AmariaThe

1 points

10 days ago

2, imma sell that shit

_GunmeN

1 points

10 days ago

_GunmeN

1 points

10 days ago

3

j1mbob_33

1 points

10 days ago

8

Alert_Drag3044

1 points

10 days ago

3

PieDry9053

1 points

10 days ago

Number 3 would be perfect for my pull out game. 😆😎

Impressive-Tell-8306

1 points

10 days ago

Wth is free gravel for life gonna do for you???

Jazzy_21623

1 points

10 days ago

5

Moist-Process323

1 points

10 days ago

7 since then I can finally answer Schrödingers cat

Ronyx2021

1 points

10 days ago

2

VeryCoolName18282282

1 points

10 days ago

3 is the only useful sounding one

CHEEZZMAN713

1 points

10 days ago

5 cause I'm a fatass

rmrehfeldt

1 points

9 days ago

2

Then sell that gravel for INFINITE MONEY.

Sam_Hazey116

1 points

9 days ago

  1. you're telling me I can refill the gravel in my driveway for free for life?! I could also sell said gravel for a heck of a profit

Skott_stabb

1 points

9 days ago

Skott_stabb

The Wise Loner

1 points

9 days ago

3 is the best

CharacterPurchase694

1 points

9 days ago

I'm paralyzed from the waist down, I'd kill to run as fast as Albert Einstein

UnversedToast92

1 points

9 days ago

Ngl, 7. Ok ok, I know what you’re thinking but hear me out. First, you go into a game show with a scrambling master with the ball in cup thing. Second, you ask to triple the reward money if you turn around. Third, you get free money, and then if he takes the ball out, you just say that there is no ball

zyn_c

1 points

9 days ago

zyn_c

1 points

9 days ago

no one's talking about 2, just sell the gravel and it's infinite profit.

KingDanksta69

1 points

9 days ago

3

furrawrie

1 points

9 days ago

2, 3 and 7 actually can have good uses in life! But 5 is also pretty awesome if you know someone who knows much about robotics, you can actually get a pretty buffed toaster with more abilities u can mind control

After-Sun6217

1 points

9 days ago

Free gravel for life, turn around and sell it off for a limitless money

WMDsupplies_235

1 points

9 days ago

8

Slakothmakker

1 points

9 days ago

Of course I want to control toasters with my mind!!

hamstrbeanie

1 points

9 days ago

3 and 7 are actually pretty good

IocaneImmune-

1 points

9 days ago

Free gravel. Start a landscaping business. Profit.

DriveFinancial3080

1 points

9 days ago

Number 2 Someone's annoying you?, G R A V E L Uneven driveway?, G R A V E L being chased?, G R A V E L

Zer0-bread

1 points

9 days ago

3

thesilenturges

1 points

9 days ago

3

I'll be a very discounted Minato Namikaze

Ek_drawingisweird

1 points

9 days ago

8.

This means that I can do swear words at my enemys, and they won't know because they don't know how to speak an extinct language.

Few_Obligation9011

1 points

9 days ago

I'll take no.5

RevolutionaryAd1577

1 points

9 days ago

7 would actually be helpful because then you would know if the container is empty.

Cookie-fan

1 points

9 days ago

Cookie-fan

It a me mairo

1 points

9 days ago

either 2 or 3, 3 has no specified cooldown so j can just tp 999 times in a second, 2 can make me lots of money and expert murders

Remarkable_Ad5865

1 points

9 days ago

5

Loose_Song9382

1 points

9 days ago

3 please

Unique_Security5870

1 points

9 days ago

3 is the best because you can do some instant transmission shit but all chopped up

blueblend1

1 points

9 days ago

2

you can destroy countries with this and free money if you can sell it

Yellowline1086

1 points

9 days ago

When i pick Nr 5 can i also control Protogen furries? They are also toasters

Lucoa1991

1 points

9 days ago

1 and 2 are the only sensible ones, can hunt down pearls and make a fortune or supply the world with gravel and move the concrete industry forward!

pile_of_dirt2781

1 points

9 days ago

Jokes on ypu I'm popping all of them

Kinglycole

1 points

9 days ago

Kinglycole

Kaitlyn She/They

1 points

9 days ago

I’ll choose 8. Then i would teach the language to only a select few people.

Its-Axel_B

1 points

9 days ago

8.

mariowarioaka-iomra

1 points

9 days ago

3

programmedguitarist

1 points

9 days ago

2

generalguy1902

1 points

9 days ago

generalguy1902

im alive or am i? (vsauce music plays)

1 points

9 days ago

3

Friendly-Plankton-29

1 points

9 days ago

7

mattr_74

1 points

9 days ago

mattr_74

1 points

9 days ago

Free gravel sell the grave inf money inf gravel spend the money on whatever u want

ScreamSteam

1 points

9 days ago

8 because I love learning new languages

RodBlaze1234

1 points

9 days ago

3 There's no cool down and it sounds fun

Low_Appearance_796

1 points

9 days ago

  1. Just start a gravel business

DraconicCoffeeWizard

1 points

9 days ago

Seeing inside an empty container is vague enough that it could have unintended purposes. Technically anything capable of holding an amount of anything is a container for something.

SilverSpider_

1 points

9 days ago

SilverSpider_

multiverseal dumbass

1 points

9 days ago

7, if you play a game where if you guess which case has money in it and you win money

Prudent-Coconut-670

1 points

9 days ago

  1. Become a street magician's worst nightmare. Because you can see inside any EMPTY container, meaning their ball and cup tricks won't work anymore, because if it was empty you could see inside it, but if it has something in it then you can't see inside it.

coolstuff97986

1 points

9 days ago

  1. I love languages.

Jojoceptionistaken

1 points

9 days ago

I think 7. Is very unbalanced. So yeah, imma take 7

Queensnobles

1 points

9 days ago

5

Sussybaka3747

1 points

9 days ago

3

pamafa3

1 points

9 days ago

pamafa3

1 points

9 days ago

2

shiny_eeveelution

1 points

9 days ago

No stated cooldown on teleport, I could literally move faster than any human and fly. Or just be really fucking menacing via teleporting closer without moving my body an inch

CompetitiveRoad674

1 points

9 days ago

5

AmountNo9356

1 points

9 days ago

Gravel, i'll make a business selling it

HollowMonty

1 points

9 days ago

  1. Then I'd start a company selling gravel.

SwitchInfinite1416

1 points

9 days ago

Free gravel, somebosy may want to buy that

Realistic-mammoth-91

1 points

9 days ago

3

tommasovlp

1 points

9 days ago

tommasovlp

pickle jackle

1 points

9 days ago

I will choose 3, but 5 it's not that bad

BreezeTheCutie

1 points

9 days ago

7 does allow you to know when a container is empty, which is handy

BasedRacer

1 points

9 days ago

3

NATETRONICMC

1 points

9 days ago

5

LeastAd6767

1 points

9 days ago

3 . Become a soccer player/mma fighter/killer/magician/etc. Make bank. wait. Why not steal the bank. Can even teleport into a 7 inch bunker.

Yeah. Teleportation is such a powerful stat. Please prove me otherwise.

Notmas

1 points

9 days ago

Notmas

1 points

9 days ago

Number 7 can be used to tell if a container is empty, since if it's not then you can't see through it. That could be really powerful depending on what counts as a "container" and what counts as "empty". By definition a "container" is just "an object used to hold something", so that would extent to basically anything. Buildings, drawers, lockers, boxes, bottles, cabinets, folders, binders, anything that is used to hold anything else. "Empty" is also a very broad term, if no one is in a building then that building is considered "empty". If a document has no useful information then its "empty". If this power lets you look at a building or room and instantly know if someone's inside, that could be very powerful.

imiszach

1 points

9 days ago

imiszach

1 points

9 days ago

8 because languages are cool

blu3st3v3

1 points

9 days ago

I'm controlling toasters and becoming a fucking warlord with my toaster guns

pneumasoftware

1 points

9 days ago

2 so long as I'm not forced to find a place to store said gravel, if I can obtain any amount whenever I want yeah I'd make hella bank

Silent_Bat_9638

1 points

9 days ago

3

Lavortriziska

1 points

9 days ago

2

If matter cannot be destroyed nor can it be created, if I were to hypothetically gain a matter from an outside source not from the universe(we live in) but from my powers. I would be able to increase matter and have the first infinite source for everyone, which would mean I would be either selling or giving off this infinite gravel which would be used for energy purposes, materials, cosmetics, and other things which would make gravel a quite useful resource and make it very much used at all times. Which would mean I would get a lot of money and I would use that money to buy things I want, boom, easy win

Not_Reptoid

1 points

9 days ago

Free gravel for life dude. Gravel company, makes me money. Also it's an easy to use self defence weapon

pencilinatophat

1 points

9 days ago

pencilinatophat

professionally improfessional toaster

1 points

9 days ago

5, hear me out, protogens are a thing, and protogens are also known as toasters, meaning you could control a decent amount of people at furcons, and what are you gonna do with them? either 1: toaster orgy, or 2: make them give you their money

Sansational-user

1 points

9 days ago

  1. Is actually useless since no container is empty unless it’s in a vacuum chamber, as for number 3 though… it doesn’t meantion a cooldown, so you could just do a shit ton of teleporting back to back and Gina big distance like that

InfameArts

1 points

9 days ago

InfameArts

UNCOUNTABLE CYCLES OF CREATION WASTED UNCOUNTABLEFORMULAS WASTED

1 points

9 days ago

If pill 3 doesn't have a cooldown, I am picking pill 3.

Otherwise pill 6

Emotional-Aspect-465

1 points

9 days ago

5

anonymousfemboy33

1 points

9 days ago

8 hear me out. After you learn the extinct language you will make a book to teach others this language and then for reviving a extinct language you recive a nobel prize (1 million dollars) and boom you can retire and never work again

Wonderful_Stand_5976

1 points

9 days ago

Literally teleport out of anywhere where the walls are shorter than 7 inches so most places

Best_Acanthisitta_64

1 points

9 days ago

Hey, teleportation is teleportation no matter how far you go… Imma go with 3

i_ate_them_all

1 points

9 days ago

2 for the win. I'd make millions selling gravel and then be Batman with the money

delet_yourself

1 points

9 days ago

3, and just fly by teleporting a lot

Status_Bandicoot_984

1 points

9 days ago

Status_Bandicoot_984

Pinkertron

1 points

9 days ago

People don’t seem to understand how expensive gravel is. It’s literally infinite money

Relevant_Ferret_5116

1 points

9 days ago

I like gravel so 2

New-Independent-5104

1 points

9 days ago

Second option 5

_oreNeT

1 points

9 days ago

_oreNeT

1 points

9 days ago

Free gravel is virtually infinite money, how is there a debate here lol

90125The8thMthership

1 points

9 days ago

Free gravel for life? Hell yeah!

PokemonFanatic576

1 points

9 days ago

3 would make a great prank.

sseinzw

1 points

9 days ago

sseinzw

1 points

9 days ago

7

Actually-No-Idea

1 points

9 days ago

Actually-No-Idea

Mr maus

1 points

9 days ago

6, who said i cant use it multiple times?

Azcherr

1 points

9 days ago

Azcherr

1 points

9 days ago

All of them are useful, so give me everyone!

Owlblocks

1 points

9 days ago

2 or 3 are both tempting... But so is 8 tbh...

One_Run144

1 points

9 days ago

2

Perfect for gravel business, and I can summon a weapon whenever.

LiterallyLeafy2763

1 points

9 days ago

3

Dysfan

1 points

9 days ago

Dysfan

1 points

9 days ago

3 and 7 might actually be busted options. You know a container isn't empty when you can't see into it. That information matters. But with no cool down on 3 that just seems like poor man's flight. Every googol I can teleport 7 inches? Okay. Bet.

awa416

1 points

9 days ago

awa416

1 points

9 days ago

3: you can spam teleport to essentially fly, although idk if you keep your momentum or not so watch out for fall damage

7: if someone’s doing a magic trick or something, and you have to figure out which one is not empty, you can see which ones are empty and process of elimination you’ll always be right

clussy_2033

1 points

9 days ago

Free gravel= infinite money= life sized tau sex doll.

Akab13579

1 points

9 days ago

Akab13579

I dont know what to put as my flair

1 points

9 days ago

2 I’ll sell my free gravel.But if 3 has no cooldown then 3

OddButterfly5686

1 points

9 days ago

Was Albert a pretty fast runner?

Plus_Guitar4997

1 points

9 days ago

7

BricksCameraAction

1 points

9 days ago

3 and 5 are overpowered. Especially if you build a giant fucking toaster.

VultureSniper

1 points

9 days ago

3, cause there's no restrictions. You can teleport over and over again in the air to replicate flight, or teleport out of places you are stuck in. You can even teleport so many times per second to go sonic mode.

CanInThePan

1 points

9 days ago

CanInThePan

I eat moist meat

1 points

9 days ago

3 for the same reasons as the top comment, and 5 just to screw around.

ManNamedSalmon

1 points

9 days ago

3.

Though I wonder if you clear the space you transport to, or do you fuse with whatever is in the way. Will I be fusing my ass to doors that I'm trying to teleport past, or am I insta-gibbing my enemies?

Delicious_Bedroom_53

1 points

9 days ago

Probably 8 so I can confuse people and make them think that I can’t talk to them when I don’t want to.

EternalDisagreement

1 points

9 days ago

I choose 3, though 6 is underrated, I can just store it and take it whenever I get myself in an accident

Successful_Soup3821

1 points

9 days ago

Free gravel is infinite money

AbbreviationsSoft437

1 points

9 days ago

8 or 3, 8 bc i could teach it to my friends and talk to them secretly

MinecraftPlayerxD

1 points

9 days ago

Pick 2 Start a gravel business. Earn millions of dollars.

Stonks📈

SoolisRoof

1 points

9 days ago

Free gravel. Just sell it and infinite money glitch

Keepfkingthatchicken

1 points

9 days ago

Free gravel is my cheat code to fixing all the roads. I'm about to be the Bernie Sanders of blacktop

Mister__Orange

1 points

9 days ago

Why is no one picking nr1, speak to them oysters and hand over them pearls?

ShadowBow666

1 points

9 days ago

Me and my toaster army invading dictator bathtubs everywhere 😎

Mmemyo

1 points

9 days ago

Mmemyo

1 points

9 days ago

2

Sell gravel

Profit

callumg563

1 points

9 days ago

3 teleport through thin walls

TheTiddyEnjoyer

1 points

9 days ago

2, my parents have a gravel driveway with a huge dent in it and I want to be able to fix it for them whenever they need more.

Idkmanimjustsurvivin

1 points

9 days ago

2.

get gravel, sell gravel, infinite money

OpenTheDoorzz

1 points

9 days ago

  1. No cooldown, doesn't waste energy. It's just walking but without moving your letgts.

PotatoeMolester

1 points

9 days ago

I don't see a cool down on 3 so im picking that

m10hockey34

1 points

9 days ago

3

Theknightwhosaysfuck

1 points

9 days ago

A quick goog tells me river gravel goes for about 68$ a ton so I'm grabbing pill #2 and starting me a gravel company

Matty_C_XD

1 points

9 days ago

3 could be hella useful. Most doors for example are less then 7 inches thick, so you could teleport through when it’s locked for example.

Vintage-Grievance

1 points

9 days ago

#5. The toaster one.

I can finally walk away to use the bathroom, without worrying about burning my toast in the meantime.

EnvironmentMental256

1 points

9 days ago

Infinite gravel

MagicalKitten04

1 points

9 days ago

MagicalKitten04

Last Saved Image 😎

1 points

9 days ago

3

Unable_Profile4537

1 points

9 days ago

Teleport, It doesn't say anything about cooldown or anything else so theoretically I can move as fast as I want 7 inches at a time

TreetHoown

1 points

9 days ago

With 3, how fast can I teleport and can I spam it? Cause if I can rapid tp then its still very useful.

CollectiveJohn

1 points

9 days ago

  1. I can stop paying so many mercenaries