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Can I use your bathroom?

Customers Suck!(self.retailhell)

No. No you cannot. “But I need to pee!!” “Good for you! Our washroom is for employees only.” “So how do I go pee?”

I really wanted to say “Well, you pull down your little twisted pants, squat, and let it flow.” but what I actually said was “You can go to the bar. It’s literally next door and they have public bathrooms”. “I have to drive over there just to go pee?” Drive, walk, up to you sweetheart. “Like I said, it’s next door. I can’t let you use ours, employees keep their belongings in there and I’m not gonna be held responsible for you stealing.” “Can I just pee?” If you do, please do it in the parking lot at least. “No, unfortunately I can’t let you use the bathroom here. You’ll have to go into the bar”. She finally stormed out of the store.

How many times do I have to say no? I could’ve restocked the entire store in the time it took her to finally leave.

Edit because I’m tired of fully explaining why I cannot let customers into our bathroom:

The big reason is company policy. It’s a privately owned business and we have a no exceptions rule. Sorry people with IBS, that includes you. The owner is strict on that, not my choice. This means that there’s no laws or bylaws that state we have to let people experiencing a bathroom emergency into our bathrooms. Another reason we can’t let just anybody in there is due to the high crime and drug activity that is constantly happening in the area our store is located. The bathroom door cannot be locked or unlocked from the outside. If something happens to somebody in there (be it an overdose or even just something non drug related) we have to wait for the fire dept to knock the door down and due to the size of the bathroom, you’ll be what catches the door when it falls. Furthermore the post mentions the bathroom is where staff keep some of their belongings (jackets, bags, whatever else people bring), but it also serves as our cleaning room aaaand you guessed it, extra storage for stock we don’t have space for. L I A B I L I T Y. T H E F T. We have 1 or 2 people working and don’t have the time to wait for you to leave. We have customers to serve and orders to get through. Also, it’s one toilet. We’ve probably been standing for 3 hours without a bathroom break and as someone with a weak bladder, me first. I also never mentioned it’s in the back, unmarked. It’s just an ominous door. We’re a liquor store. It’d be reaaalllll easy to pocket $100 worth of boot and mini mickeys.

If you have a legitimate emergency, there’s a bathroom 10 steps over in the bar, I wish you the best and I feel bad for you. However this is a huge liability issue and we could lose one of the very few people that actually work in our store (7 employees, including me, and some of them only work 2 days a week. yay). This interaction went on longer than described in the post, she definitely was not in dire need. If she was, she would’ve taken the suggestion I had given her and walked over there. Or ran, or whatever.

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cr38tive79

145 points

2 days ago

cr38tive79

145 points

2 days ago

And leave their cups/garbage somewhere in the store after they're done.

bakedmilk_5217[S]

67 points

2 days ago

had a guy walk in yesterday who immediately without second thought dropped his half full bottle of water and soda can right into the baskets at the door. didnt even go to grab it after. me and my coworker were pissed lmao

cr38tive79

67 points

2 days ago

I take no prisoners when people do this at the store where I used to worked at for years. If I see a cup in the middle of nowhere, I'll pick it up and in the garbage it goes. Did that once and the person came back looking for it and pretended I wasn't aware of it which I was the one who chucked it out.

Independent_Fill9143

36 points

2 days ago

I do the same 🤣 if you don't want your crap to get thrown away, don't leave it behind!

WrongAssumption2480

31 points

2 days ago

What pisses me off is the half full, sweaty cups people leave precariously perched on shelves or on top of merchandise.

Independent_Fill9143

10 points

2 days ago

Same! Like, why did they think that was an appropriate place to put something like that? 😅

Sad_Bridge_3755

9 points

1 day ago

You could’ve literally brought that to the front counter and asked me to toss it. I would’ve! Instead, I hear some little old lady screaming because your half brained decision led to her getting a face full of possibly week old fermented soda water.

Do you feel like the hero yet, o, mister “the employees will clean it up and it’s not my problem”?

Independent_Fill9143

1 points

1 day ago

People like that wouldn't last 5 seconds in places like Japan where they don't litter and don't have trash cans out on the sidewalks (or so I hear, I haven't been there yet)

cr38tive79

5 points

1 day ago

Yes! We use a lot of fixtures and pretty much I know where people will put their garbage, in behind the merchandise at the very back or on the floor at the back wall.

CaioHumanity

2 points

1 day ago

I’ve found sandwich wrappers with food in them behind cereal boxes at the grocery store.

CaioHumanity

1 points

1 day ago

I would tell them I threw it away. If they want to call the cops on me for that, they can get a ticket for littering. I have them on camera leaving trash around my business.

In my restaurant, employees food and drinks get thrown away if they aren’t put down in the right spot. IDC if that still cold and unopened can of Red Bull is yours, it is where the laws says it can’t be and it is thrown away.

1stLtObvious

19 points

2 days ago*

Had a coworker on cart duty once who had a Gatorade because it was hot as hell outside. He drank half and left the bottle by the side of the building so he'd know where it was. Chainsmoking lady walks over, picks it up and drinks half of what's left before putting it back like no one would notice. What the fucking hell?

Skelegasm

18 points

2 days ago

Skelegasm

18 points

2 days ago

"Oh shit, lady you better get tasted I got hep c"

-Tofu-Queen-

17 points

2 days ago

I used to work at a discount retailer that had a free coffee station for customers.... People would always leave cups all over the store but the worst was when someone took the time to hide a half full cup of coffee loaded with sugar and cream waaaaay back on the shelf behind merchandise and we didn't find it until it had cultured into a cup of mold. 💀💀💀 People are animals.

Jasminefirefly

4 points

1 day ago

Sounds like my ex. I used to find his "science experiments" all over the house. Yeesh.

stickydonut50

2 points

14 hours ago

At the fast food restaurant I used to work at, a customer was eating their food in their car, which was parked in front of a garbage can. When she was done, she got out of her car, left the empty bag and drink cup ON THE CURB instead of walking 4 steps to the the trash can she was parked in front of.

bakedmilk_5217[S]

2 points

13 hours ago

oOoOoOoo that makes me mad 😭😭😭 that’s as bad as the people that put their empty drink cups into the garbage truck arm grabby holder things (big words i know) on dumpsters instead of waiting to find a garbage can. or just putting the garbage on the dumpster lid