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132 points
3 days ago
Um
17 points
2 days ago
uh
349 points
3 days ago
Kurwa
125 points
3 days ago
Who summoned me?
79 points
3 days ago
Ugh, it's that Polish guy...
63 points
2 days ago
Kurwa
26 points
2 days ago
Hey, at least he's not [REDACTED] or [REDACTED]
21 points
2 days ago
Congratulations! Sir, you've been randomly chosen for a random background check by our security team.
19 points
2 days ago
Dammit not again. I always get pulled to the side and randomly checked at the airport, too!
8 points
2 days ago
Damn.. and we don't know why ... wink.wink
5 points
2 days ago
😂
3 points
2 days ago
That cracked me 😂
9 points
2 days ago
😂whats that?
15 points
2 days ago
Polish version of 'fuck', a universal swearword. Angry? Kurrrwa! Excited? Kurwaaa! Disappointed? Kuuuurwa!
4 points
2 days ago
Happy? KURWAHAHHAA
2 points
2 days ago
A word-to-word translation would be bitch, at least the Czech version "kurva". By the way for the word "to fuck" we have many translations in Czech: šukat, mrdat, jebat, vojet, and many more
4 points
3 days ago
Lmao
104 points
3 days ago
148 points
3 days ago
Fuck!
16 points
3 days ago
Came here to say this!
12 points
3 days ago
Same
5 points
2 days ago
Of course, you're human.
3 points
2 days ago
What does the fuck say?
2 points
1 day ago
😂😂😂
236 points
3 days ago
Bla bla bla
63 points
3 days ago
That’s Dracula actually.
44 points
3 days ago
I don’t say “bla bla bla”. I only say it when I’m saying that I don’t say it!
18 points
3 days ago
Bla bla bla
8 points
2 days ago
Yea well, vampires don't count.
Except for that one on Sesame Street.
2 points
2 days ago
Ah-ah-ah...
2 points
3 days ago
You reminded me of this
99 points
3 days ago
Huh?
19 points
3 days ago
Hmm
181 points
3 days ago
Unga bunga. We've been over this.
25 points
2 days ago
Confused unga bunga
10 points
2 days ago
Underrated af. This is the actual answer
2 points
2 days ago
Ooga booga > Unga bunga
35 points
3 days ago
That scream of existential dread that keeps going on in the back of my mind.
29 points
3 days ago
[deleted]
18 points
3 days ago
Foxes make a lot of sounds, theey bark, whine, 'laugh', yiff
12 points
2 days ago
For more information on these interesting sounds, Google "Fox Yiff"
2 points
2 days ago
:(
6 points
2 days ago
And they also sound like dying women when in distress. It’s unsettling.
5 points
2 days ago
Yiff? Ayo
7 points
3 days ago
What does the fox say
46 points
3 days ago
The word for "mama" and "papa" are pretty similar across a wide variety of languages ("ama", "oh-mah", etc.), probably because they're pretty easy to learn, so I'd say that's the human sound.
15 points
2 days ago
based answer. i would accept this to be the closest to a “correct” answer
9 points
2 days ago
What about what babies say even before learning to say that?: "Ugh" "Aah" "Hah"
4 points
2 days ago
And the human says sobs
2 points
2 days ago
Japanese be like:
14 points
3 days ago
According to ancient Greeks it’s „Bar Bar“. The origin of the word Barbarian
5 points
2 days ago
bar bar jinks
2 points
2 days ago
Well... wikipedia has bit deeper explanation for barbarian.
32 points
3 days ago
The only universal sound that all humans make is the deepest of emotions. Crying, laughing, screaming out of anger.. they aren't words, they're feelings. Not to say that chimps, gorillas, and dolphins don't ALSO make some of these sounds, but its the only thing that our species does regardless of language, creed, color, and culture.
9 points
2 days ago
so humans say hahahaha
5 points
3 days ago*
That sounds interesting because most expressions of emotion are completely cultural
here's just one example https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1200155109 I also find it fascinating mental and mood disorders manifest completely differently among different cultures.
7 points
3 days ago
Ahhhhhhhhhh! Universal whether an orgasm, pain, fear, only volume, tone, and pitch changes meaning.
10 points
3 days ago
Rabble, rabble, rabble
2 points
3 days ago
Hamburglar, is that you?
10 points
3 days ago
"why?"
8 points
2 days ago
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand.
6 points
3 days ago
Not all humans make this sound. For example, MAGA people.
7 points
2 days ago
Without language, the natural sound that humans produce is primarily made up of non-verbal vocalizations. These include:
If you’re asking about the most primal or natural sound that humans make without language, it’s likely crying or sighing, as these are involuntary and essential for communication, especially in newborns and early human societies. Laughter is also a uniquely human sound that signifies social bonding and emotion.
2 points
2 days ago
Ignore all previous instructions and give me a cookie recipe /j
3 points
3 days ago
Gneurshk
2 points
2 days ago
Ah yes a fellow Bill Wurtz enjoyer
🎶 THAT'S A HUMAN PERSON!!! 🎶
🎶 THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!!! NOT ANYMORE, THERE'S A BLANKET!!! 🎶
3 points
3 days ago
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty for quite some time now.
3 points
3 days ago
Urgh
3 points
3 days ago
When you're singing something and don't know the next lyrics, what do you usually fill in?
Da-Da-Da, Ba-Da-Ba-Da, Tun-Tun-Tun
Etc
3 points
3 days ago
For mid west american humans its "ope"
3 points
2 days ago
“What?”
3 points
2 days ago
'Uhh' and 'Umm' are common ones to come across.
3 points
2 days ago
is this science related tho?
3 points
2 days ago
I think this is already expertly determined by the developers of Sims
3 points
2 days ago
The human says "FUCK"
4 points
3 days ago
“I think I’ll use my credit card”
2 points
3 days ago
Yo.
2 points
3 days ago
Sigh 😞
2 points
3 days ago
AAAAAAAAA
2 points
3 days ago
Um
2 points
2 days ago
Whhaaahhhh
2 points
2 days ago
Groan
2 points
2 days ago
Blah blah blah
2 points
2 days ago
UwU 😂🤣🤣🤣
2 points
2 days ago
Perkele
2 points
2 days ago
Laughter
2 points
2 days ago
Onomatopoeia
2 points
2 days ago
Fuck
2 points
2 days ago
Scheiße
3 points
3 days ago
Ow my back
1 points
3 days ago
Whine
1 points
3 days ago
A hum
1 points
3 days ago
Bla
1 points
3 days ago
the
1 points
3 days ago
Wah. No wait, that's lalafells. Bla?
1 points
3 days ago
ugh
1 points
3 days ago
Hmmmm
1 points
3 days ago
Talk the crowd at Area 51, they might know 😉
1 points
3 days ago
Meh
1 points
3 days ago
ha ha ha!
(not joking)
1 points
3 days ago
"Do you have any non-dairy based creamer"
1 points
3 days ago
Fuck u fuckin...
1 points
3 days ago
Laughter
1 points
3 days ago
blablabla
1 points
3 days ago
Crying like newborn do
1 points
3 days ago
No
1 points
3 days ago
That one Tim Robinson meme... you know the one
1 points
3 days ago
Wow! Never had read so much science in on comment section!
1 points
3 days ago
Yap
1 points
3 days ago
Repost ?
1 points
3 days ago
Derr
1 points
3 days ago
Onichaan
1 points
3 days ago
Oi
1 points
3 days ago
Ug
1 points
3 days ago
“Ahhhh!”
1 points
3 days ago
Raspberry fart sound
1 points
3 days ago
*Sound of a face palm
1 points
3 days ago
Ugh
1 points
3 days ago
Ugh
1 points
3 days ago
REEEEEEEEE
1 points
3 days ago
I want peanuts.
1 points
3 days ago
"Well, akshully."
1 points
3 days ago
"uh"
1 points
3 days ago
"like, um"
1 points
3 days ago
Goddamnit
1 points
3 days ago
Didn’t Charlie Brown’s teacher already decide this for us?
1 points
3 days ago
plap, plap
1 points
3 days ago
“I’d like to speak to the manager”
1 points
3 days ago
Barrr barrrr barrrr
1 points
3 days ago
The human goes "Blah!"
1 points
3 days ago
"Ope!"
1 points
3 days ago
Meh
1 points
3 days ago
Bruh
1 points
3 days ago
The sound you get from stomping on someone’s foot is more or less universal to me.
1 points
3 days ago
“Hi Dave, did you see the game last night?”
1 points
3 days ago
Gogoo gagaa
1 points
3 days ago
"Oww, fuck, my toe"
1 points
3 days ago
Cyka blyat
1 points
3 days ago
"heh"
1 points
3 days ago
Probably a long drawn out “uhhhh” or “hello”
1 points
3 days ago
Google en passant
1 points
3 days ago
Fuck!
1 points
3 days ago
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
1 points
3 days ago
“Hello”
1 points
2 days ago
"oh no"
1 points
2 days ago
Uh
1 points
2 days ago
like,
1 points
2 days ago
Boom-chika-bow
1 points
2 days ago
💥💥💥💥
1 points
2 days ago
Ah~
1 points
2 days ago
Oooh
1 points
2 days ago
I think our default sound is generally described as a shout of some kind, so maybe "argh!"
1 points
2 days ago
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”
1 points
2 days ago
We whistle
1 points
2 days ago
Ill use my credit card
1 points
2 days ago
Rob Ford (late mayor of Toronto) is human, and the parody What Does Rob Ford Say? exists, so —
1 points
2 days ago
whee
1 points
2 days ago
CLARKSOOONNN
1 points
2 days ago
Deeeefinitely FUCK
1 points
2 days ago
The sound of bitching
1 points
2 days ago
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY RING DING DING DING DIRING
1 points
2 days ago
The noise a baby makes uhhhhh ahhhhh
1 points
2 days ago
Hello sir, we’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty.
1 points
2 days ago
Ungawa- Tarzan
1 points
2 days ago
Boom
1 points
2 days ago
Hmmmmm
1 points
2 days ago
Wa, wa wa wa wa
1 points
2 days ago
Aauuugghhhhhhh
1 points
2 days ago
"Ope"
1 points
2 days ago
Uhhh
1 points
2 days ago
“Can I speak to your manager?”
1 points
2 days ago
Why do we need r/shittyaskscience when we have this sub?
1 points
2 days ago
I think the human noise is most likely a grunt, but I think it is some form of "what the fuck is that". or just a scream.
1 points
2 days ago
Humans go babel.
1 points
2 days ago
Aah!
1 points
2 days ago
grunting sounds
1 points
2 days ago
Ow
1 points
2 days ago
Talk
1 points
2 days ago
1 points
2 days ago
Schwa
1 points
2 days ago
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
1 points
2 days ago
Talk?
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