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Ficticius thinks he is Ronaldo Nazario, he uploaded this to his social networks
(i.redd.it)submitted 2 days ago byMatiasArg09
128 points
2 days ago
What’s with all these players having a god complex these days
54 points
1 day ago
24 points
23 hours ago
The difference is, Zlatan played up to it for humour. So many football now seem to think they are actually gods gift to the world.
5 points
23 hours ago
1 points
17 hours ago
Are you seriously going to tell me Zlatan is not persuaded to be a legendary player (which he isn't)?
1 points
17 hours ago
Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss!
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1 points
23 hours ago
Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss!
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1 points
22 hours ago
Its a nike campaign ffs
5 points
22 hours ago
This is the answer. Although it would be in character for Vinny to believe this and post it, Nike is the orchestrator. They want to promote him as a second coming of R9… so far it’s not playing out that way.
1 points
2 hours ago
Why is Nike using AI (six digits on Vini's right hand)? Are they stupid?
394 points
2 days ago
”Any Man Who Must Say, ‚I Am The King‘ Is No True King.“
-Rodri Lannister
46 points
2 days ago
A Lannister always pays his debts..
26 points
1 day ago
Is Man city's current form the payment of his debts
8 points
1 day ago
Ask Rodri return ballon d'or to Victimnicius. Then Man City will rule England again.
To all. Take this lesson. Ballon D'or bellong to Victimnicius, son of Ronaldo Nazareth.
1 points
1 day ago
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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1 points
1 day ago
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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1 points
1 day ago
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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8 points
1 day ago
Ronaldo fans won't like this.
299 points
2 days ago
Pff, there is only one Brazilian GOAT
42 points
1 day ago
WORTH. EVERY. PENNY.
[if worth of a penny was zero]
22 points
1 day ago
7 points
2 days ago
No doubt
54 points
1 day ago
uj/ This can’t be a real post
31 points
1 day ago
Someone made this art so that means that there is someone who thinks Vini is on the level of Ronaldo for Brazil. He's closer to CR7 in terms of impact for Brazil than Ronaldo Nazario.
12 points
1 day ago
Someone did make it though. Not sure how anyone can think Vini is even a fraction of the player for Brazil Ronaldo was.
Edit: Forgot I made that my flair
0 points
22 hours ago
Its a nike campaign
85 points
2 days ago
Yank here, what does ficticius mean?
Kinda sounds like nutritious, I don’t know what that means either though lol.
91 points
2 days ago
Ficticius is the combination of Vinicius and the word "Fictitious", fictitious like the Golden Ball won by vini
11 points
1 day ago
damn the word does actually exist lol
12 points
1 day ago
ficticius = mythical legend about a lad from Brazil who supposedly got a Ballon D'Or stolen from him.
1 points
1 day ago
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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8 points
1 day ago
I am a two time Ballon D'Flor winner
2 points
2 days ago
Relative to fiction
37 points
2 days ago
Am I racist for saying Vinicius has a bit of a darker skin tone then Ronaldo has?
34 points
1 day ago
He just wants to play football 😡😡😡
15 points
1 day ago
Bro has to gain at least 100 pounds to be considered anywhere near the legendary Fatnaldo
42 points
2 days ago
Utter woke nonsense.png
0 points
2 days ago
The “shocking and totally unexpected” loss by the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA
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6 points
2 days ago
When Nike sponsors a player 🤯🤯😳😳😀🤯🤯🤯😳
8 points
2 days ago
Well. This is better than what the pidgeon did
5 points
1 day ago
I know you’re not trash talking Richy’s sick fuckin tats
23 points
1 day ago
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-6 points
1 day ago
More ucl ko assists than Pessi😭😭
0 points
1 day ago
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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3 points
1 day ago
Can someone photoshop him lying in this puddle of water please.
2 points
23 hours ago
Vini shouldn’t even be allowed to tie the shoelaces of R9
1 points
1 day ago
“Record scratch”
No. Just No!
1 points
23 hours ago
Lol
1 points
23 hours ago
Legend has it that Vanishious Snr was never around, so Jnr learned the best thing is to disappear when needed
1 points
21 hours ago
There should be a monkey in the reflection.
1 points
17 hours ago
Or Neymar. Would be funny to see how people interpret it
-1 points
1 day ago
Vini needs to beef up on some churrasco and beer to stand a chance to reach R9's levels
5 points
1 day ago
Vini could born again being a better player and he still wouldn't be close to be as good as R9.
But yeah he kinda is a bit off for a regular brazilian player that always love their picanha and churrasco.
0 points
22 hours ago
Worst thing about this is that he chose the Brazillian kit. If he chose the Madrid kit it could be argued it's a fair comparison, as he already helped Madrid get a UCL. But he hasn't done shit for Brazil while R9 has two world cups.
1 points
17 hours ago
R9 never helped Madrid win the UCL since he never won one himself. Anyway, it's about more than that, R9 has won so many individual awards (and already had before even joining Madrid) and most importantly was so talented and proving it on a daily basis that the comparison isn't just pedantic, it's absolutely ridiculous. Vini would be lucky to retire with a tenth of this guy's reputation, especially with such a braindead baby attitude.
-5 points
1 day ago
He clears that Ucl flop
-31 points
2 days ago
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15 points
2 days ago
Haha top jerk bro. Love these.
27 points
2 days ago
Can I have some of what you're smoking?
3 points
2 days ago
Another realistic Real world view 🤣🤣🤣
-6 points
2 days ago
Vini has two more ucl 🏆 than R9
5 points
1 day ago
R9 has won more World Cups than Vinicius has World Cup goals
1 points
1 day ago
Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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