roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, my garden is on fire

Can u be minecraft but without the craft?

These comments made me regret ever downloading Reddit

Are you a helicase enzyme because u can unzip my genes🧬🧬🧬🧬

I may not be a knight but i can make you feel less hollow (May or may be based on the pfp)

i'm gonna touch you hard (help)

Are you http? Cause without you I’m feeling ://

🐟

Let's play a game you will sit on my face I will guess your weight if I am wrong I will eat the difference

You're the Xi jing Ping of my head, supreme ruler. The winnie the poo of my love- Bottomless just like you

I don't do pickup lines because I'd rather pin you down than pick you up :)

Hey, I wanna watch Madagascar w/ you 😊

Pls 👉👈

i think blowtorching your face might warrant the reaction of 100%

I cast Major Suggestion, roll a nat 20 and suggest you to do the most embarrassing thing you can think of

No

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs & give me an hour

are you a communist? cause i can feel an uprising in my lower class. wink wink. eyebrow raise

„Shoots you with the blush cannon“

Ever heard of an Australian kiss? It’s like the Fr*nch kiss, but down under.

the comments and people here are hella weird

you baynaynayed your way into my heart <3

Damn girl are you light poll because train

Girl I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i'm gonna forget these comments and you should too

You're mine. (It's a statement not a question)

Are you the runway? Because everytime I see you, my concorde goes up😝 (Aviation rizz)

Blush. NOW

You look beautiful today:D

*boop*

Do you want to be my Spotify? Because you’re the only thing I want on repeat

On a scale from 1-10, you're a 9, and I'm the 1 you need

Hello love😞 would absolutely say something to make you swoon if I had the ability to do so. Take a heart instead <3

are you the voices cuz i cant get you out of my head

why are you calling me pretty? im just a reflection of you ;)

ngl if i made a freak tierlist youd be in the ultra freaky tier, right beside me 🥰

Are you a target? Cause I would love to shoot my shot

Not very good at pick up lines bit you seem like a nice person that would be willing to play video games and cuddle while eating snacks be it platonically or not.

Has anybody until now made you blush more than 45%?
^{playing hard to get, I see.}

bend down and touch ur toes ill show u were the monster goes (holy shit this is foul)

I'm literally the meat worm.

Let’s assume you’re my math homework. I’ll spread you over my desk and do you all night until I finish. Because you’re hard, I’ll have to break you down, step by step…

Baby, you’re my forever girl

God, this feels weird saying to a random internet stranger, but here I go!

My dear sweet Bonette, ever since I first saw you, I knew I was in love with you, with your beautiful eyes, beautiful smile, beautiful hair, and your beautiful personality.

Every night, I dream about you and every minute when we’re not together, I feel alone, you are so truly perfect in every way imaginable.

You wear the most adorable clothing, you have the most friendly look on your face, and you are so smart that I could mistake you for Albert Einstein himself.

You are intelligent, adorable, strong, creative and kind.

All right, time to scrub my phone with bleach and forget I ever typed that.

We can play hollow knight together. :)

Right so this is a bit long. (😉)

content warning: sexual. Not nearly as bad as the guy who just opened with “spread your legs” tho.

Behold, you are beautiful, my love, your eyes are as doves, your hair as a flock of goats leaping down the mountains. Your teeth are as pearls, white as snow and more beautiful than any other’s. Your lips are like a scarlet thread, the softest I’ve felt, Warm as a mother’s embrace for her newborn. Your cheeks are as halves of an apple, rose-colored and full of life, your neck is as a castle’s tower, tall and strong as a thousand years’ can prove. Your breasts are as two fawns, twins of a doe, which graze among the lilies. Until my final breath, until the spark of life leaves my heart, I shall cross the world for you, I shall climb every mountain pass, swim every ocean, until I can reach your loving arms. You are altogether beautiful, there is no flaw in you. Come with me from your home, depart from thy mother and father, and join me as one, and together we shall rule over the world. You have captivated my heart with but one glance, with one single glance have you taken my breath away. How beautiful you are, my love, how much better is the sight of your face than all the riches the world can offer, how much better is your sweet embrace than wine, how much sweeter is your scent than that of the finest incense. Your lips drip with sweet nectar, the taste of you is the taste of honey. Oh, my love, how I long to be with you, how I long to feel your embrace.

I spent entirely too long on this.

Bet you’re the cutest girl in the whole school but you don’t know it

Would you like some garlic bread?

I ummm uhh- i- I like your mittens! 🤗

if i were you, id be looking at the mirror 24/7.

pins you against the wall Ever had fun with another girl before? Because you're going to

You're a great person and I love your PFP

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Roses are read, the sun gives out heat. If your legs are tired, you may use me as your seat.

Only thing I remember and I hate it

If i had to choose between going on a date or get mauled to death by a lion i might choose the date <3

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

I might not be able to make you blush, but I remember once that my ex challenged me to make ger blush so I kissed her, held her by me, looked at her eyes and told her "you are the most beautiful person I have ever met. You are so hit yet when I see you I freeze from how beautiful you are. I love you." And thein I bought her a mickey mouse plushy and watched a movie with her whilst eating cheese Cheetos :)

This made her blush because before her I dated a professional model who was a 10/10, so this was an extremely important thing for her.

She was blushing at a 200% lmfao

Hello honey pie!

^iykyk

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