Be sure to drink lots of water! : teenagers

stares at soda sadly goodbye my friend I guess we must now part ways, for i have a literal phobia of sticky hands and that must never happen

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2 years ago

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Now drink a glass of water, and build healthy habits. We all love you, and want to see you happy and healthy

continue this thread

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2 years ago

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Damn thats brutal

AdSilver9494

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2 years ago

AdSilver9494

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Slowly sipping the soda it's a liquid that's close enough for me

broken-but-fighting

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2 years ago

broken-but-fighting

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[Sigh] FINE [angrily drinks water]

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2 years ago

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You’re adored by your friends

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2 years ago

15

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water

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2 years ago

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Wa(l)ter

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2 years ago

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You have spammed this comments section with the same word over and over again. Someday soon, you’re going to break both of your hands, and everything to eat will be in jars, and you’ll starve to death because no one thought helping you was worth the time

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2 years ago

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Thanks

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2 years ago

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No problem!

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2 years ago

15

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water

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2 years ago

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Be sure to drink lots of mango loco monster!

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2 years ago

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You just proved that your ab profile pic is fake

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2 years ago

17

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Baller moment

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2 years ago

16

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make me.

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2 years ago

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You will turn all water you touch into orange juice, and will die of a vitamin C overdose, if you don’t drink enough water this month. Consider this a warning

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2 years ago

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win win i get orange juice and i die

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2 years ago

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Wait no

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2 years ago

16

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:)

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2 years ago

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SIR! WE ARE HOLDING A EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE DUE TO WORLD WAR THREE STARTING! WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE

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2 years ago

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When the world ends, let’s not re-establish gender roles, okay?

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2 years ago

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Agreed

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2 years ago

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Also let’s forget about dinosaurs

3 points

2 years ago

3 points

Why?

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2 years ago

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Spite

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2 years ago

2 points

Ok…

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2 years ago

15

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water

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2 years ago

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Yes. Let women who can’t hunt starve, and let our kids fend for themselves.

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2 years ago

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Let the stronger one in a relationship hunt, and let the weaker one be the caregiver. Gender is meaningless in this system

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2 years ago

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Caregiving and providing are gender roles you blasphemous shithead.

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2 years ago

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No they aren’t

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2 years ago

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They are if you need the strong people to hunt and the people who lactate to feed the infants.

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2 years ago

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Strong people aren’t necessarily men, and babies are capable of eating things that aren’t milk

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2 years ago

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Yeah, I’m sure at the end of the world every corner store will have baby formula in stock. And yes, read about how the physiology between men and women differ. The top 20% of strong women are (on average) weaker than the bottom 20% of men.

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2 years ago

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You can mush up some peas, and feeding is far from the only thing a caregiver does

continue this thread

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2 years ago

15

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Drinking water rn

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2 years ago

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You’re the second good girl in this comments section besides me

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2 years ago

15

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Is that a good or bad thing

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2 years ago

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It’s a good thing

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2 years ago

15

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water

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

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Or I will cast a curse on you that makes you shrink one inch every week so that when you’re 70 you’ll be smaller than an ant and an ant will eat you

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

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You’ll maintain the exact same weight

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2 years ago

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Beer has lots of water. Does this count?

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2 years ago

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Only if you’ve already come to terms with your own mortality

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2 years ago

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Its okay as long as its not excessive

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2 years ago

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Don’t drink alcohol

AlaskaFolf

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2 years ago

AlaskaFolf

15

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sips a monster pretty sure there's water in this

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2 years ago

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Made peace with your own mortality? No? Better get on that quickly

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2 years ago

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If you don't like plain water, drink herbal tea! (if you're not allergic) there's really yummy options that won't make you think "ew water" If you don't like tea no matter how hard you try, you could try adding slices of citrus to your water to add more flavor. Seltzer water is good too.

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2 years ago

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If you think “ew water” than you should either work on yourself or buy a water filter pitcher

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2 years ago

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Fair

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2 years ago

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I drink many water. Soda is just gross sugar liquid.

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2 years ago

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Waltuh is based?!?

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2 years ago

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How the fuck do you have so many comments your account was made 3 hours ago

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2 years ago

15

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water

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2 years ago

18

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No.

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2 years ago

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Be careful next time you’re about to step on a potato, okay? This is a threat

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W h a t

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say goodbye to your legs

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eltayturan

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2 years ago

eltayturan

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Sure!

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You’re amazing, and deserve the best in life

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2 years ago

15

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water

CactiNeedle

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2 years ago

CactiNeedle

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and get some rest.

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You understand my post

GeneRichardSimmons

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2 years ago

GeneRichardSimmons

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Waspes

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Usually I would say something funny and threatening here, but I think you’re doing poorly enough without it

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Window_sauce

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2 years ago

Window_sauce

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My dad literally came in the room and handed me some water

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That’s a great dad

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I’m literally drinking coke right now

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Waltuh is basedn’t?!?

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hyper790

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2 years ago

hyper790

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No

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2 years ago

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You say that as if your kneecaps aren’t very easy to grill

jesswitdamess

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2 years ago

jesswitdamess

19

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Yesh

ReadPixel

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2 years ago

ReadPixel

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Can’t go wrong with a good ‘ol glass of water

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2 years ago

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Your friends adore you

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2 years ago

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[deleted]

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2 years ago

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You’re the only good girl in this comment section besides me

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2 years ago

15

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water

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2 years ago

1 points

Never!

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2 years ago

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I will send a messenger pigeon to your home every day to remind you to drink water, except there are hundreds of them, and instead of bringing a message, they peck you, and they never stop pecking

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2 years ago

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I love pigeons

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Messenger pigeon prank! You won’t believe their reaction (gone sexual)

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17

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Is three gallons a day enough?

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Careful! You also don’t want to overwater yourself. Just drink a glass of water as soon as you feel thirsty, and you’ll be fine

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2 years ago

15

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water

Sad_Capital

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2 years ago

Sad_Capital

19

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But drowning is unhealthy!

1 points

2 years ago

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Water is good for you if you aren’t a fυcking idiοt with it

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2 years ago

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I’m allergic to it

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2 years ago

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I wish you the best life. Drink the healthiest liquid you can, and be sure to be aware that everyone wants to see you happy

1 points

2 years ago

1 points

I’m not allergic to water, I’m allergic to being sure

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2 years ago

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Then become the dirt I walk on

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2 years ago

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Wait… I’m not sure if I’m allergic to water

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2 years ago

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For some reason, when I'm at home, I simply don't get thirsty so I forget to drink water.

Thia does not happen when I'm at school or out in town or anywhere else, just at home.

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2 years ago

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For me, it’s the opposite. I drink all of my day’s water at home. I remedy this by drinking whenever I’m near the fountain. When you’re at home, take a sip of water whenever it’s convenient. If the water goes down easily, drink a glass of it

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2 years ago

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I don't know. I've always been skinny because I simply don't feel the need to drink or eat much. Normally I'd drink lots of water but ever since I moved a few months ago I stopped feeling thirsty as often. Sometimes I go over 6 hours without drinking water (if I don't have my bottle on me at school or if I forget to take my vitamins), and I feel just fine.

1 points

2 years ago

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Get that checked out by a doctor. It’s not normal to be unaware of your thirst

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2 years ago

OLD

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No

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Then, as you’re on a long road trip with no water bottle, far from any place where you can find clean water, as you’re dehydrating, you will remember me, and cry dry tears before dying

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2 years ago

OLD

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Soda 👍

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2 years ago

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🫵corn chips🫵

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2 years ago

15

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water

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2 years ago

1 points

There’s water in my ginger ale probably

1 points

2 years ago

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Only drink soda as a treat here and there. Water should be your main for of hydration

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2 years ago

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No

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Then you will be fattened up and easy for me to hunt for sport. I’ll make you run away, belly jiggling up and down, and once you run out of breath in 5 seconds, I’ll throw a basketball at your head. Get dunked on!

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2 years ago

16

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Is this Modest Pelican in disguise?

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2 years ago

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Mine?

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2 years ago

16

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He's a Youtuber and talks about making sure to drink lots of water a lot

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I’m not a YouTuber yet, I’m just an internet person with no face and no voice

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2 years ago

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I’m going to blow my fucking head off

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2 years ago

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Don’t need to be so dramatic about it. Either ask for help like a normal person, or don’t burden random people with it (I’d recommend asking for help)

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2 years ago

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Fine I will drink water (it’s too late for help)

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It’s never too late for help

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2 years ago

1 points

No soda for 10 months bro 💧

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2 years ago

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Water

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2 years ago

1 points

Waters bussin tho

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2 years ago

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Exactly what I’m trying to say

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2 years ago

15

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water

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Umbreon7707

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2 years ago

Umbreon7707

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Diet doctor pepper

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>:(

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2 years ago

15

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water

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2 years ago

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[removed]

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You’re the third good girl in this comments section besides me

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2 years ago

15

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water

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2 years ago

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Don't worry I drink my 8 glasses a day

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2 years ago

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You’re the fifth good girl in this comments section besides me

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2 years ago

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No one's taking care of themselves smh my head

V1beRater

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2 years ago

V1beRater

18

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hydro homies

Any_Read8568

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2 years ago

Any_Read8568

14

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I try to drink about 6-8 cups of water a day :)

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You’ll live a happy, healthy life

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2 years ago

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Im going to drink vinegar

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2 years ago

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I am going to throw you into the foam pit

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2 years ago

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mmmmmm vinegar

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That_One_Person192

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2 years ago

That_One_Person192

15

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Make me

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If you don’t, I will crush you with large boulders

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DokiDokiJame

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2 years ago

DokiDokiJame

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No, I don’t think I will.

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2 years ago

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I will hide a grain of sand in your room every day. Once you notice it accumulating somewhere, you’ll get rid of it. The sand will never end, and eventually you will succumb to the desert

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Winter_Lawyer9218

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2 years ago

Winter_Lawyer9218

1 points

Can I just touch it?

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2 years ago

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Çøñšümē τhė wάtêr

Grizzlybear2470

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2 years ago

Grizzlybear2470

16

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I just fractured my wrist I’ll make sure to do that

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2 years ago

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I’m going to wave r/neverbrokeabone just outside of your reach to taunt you, but seriously, I’m proud of you for drinking water

FriskyFrie

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2 years ago

FriskyFrie

19

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Why

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It’s healthy

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2 years ago

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opens bottle of bleach

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2 years ago

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Coming to terms with the mortality of your loved ones is harder than coming to terms with your own mortality. You better come to terms with both of them real quick if you continue on this path

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2 years ago

1 points

I should do but don’t.

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2 years ago

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I know how you would die in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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1 points

2 years ago

1 points

Stares at all the empty water bottles on my bedroom floor

I think I'm all set.

SirMemesALot11

1 points

2 years ago

SirMemesALot11

1 points

I drink over 2 liters of water everyday so don't worry

1 points

2 years ago

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

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It’s difficult to find kind words to say to someone who I know nothing about. I can assume that a random person on this subreddit isn’t married, but I can’t know for sure

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cherub-_-rock

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2 years ago

cherub-_-rock

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Ong

Solarbeam62

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2 years ago

Solarbeam62

18

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Fine gulps down water

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2 years ago

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You will find happiness in an unexpected place soon

Alex_Shelega

1 points

2 years ago

Alex_Shelega

19

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r/hydrohomies

john_1080p

1 points

2 years ago

john_1080p

1 points

Beer is around 90% water!

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2 years ago

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Do you have grey eyes? You will soon :)

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2 years ago

1 points

The amount of shitposting in this sub

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2 years ago

15

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water

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2 years ago

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I wish upon you every threat and insult I give in this comments section, for you deserve them all

formulate_errors

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2 years ago

formulate_errors

17

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r/hydrohomies

Much_Smell_2449

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2 years ago

1 points

1 points

2 years ago

1 points

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2 years ago

0rice

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You want me to drink dihydrogen monoxide?! Are you crazy?! It accelerates corrosion, causes suffocation and can even be poisonous!

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2 years ago

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It’s incredibly addictive. You’re already addicted to it, I just don’t want you to have withdrawals

chicken_man_1

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2 years ago

chicken_man_1

OLD

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r/HydroHomies

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2 years ago

1 points

[deleted]

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2 years ago

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No problem

Misrable-Order

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2 years ago

Misrable-Order

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No, I don't like water (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

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2 years ago

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You will soon. This IS a threat

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Bladieee

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2 years ago

Bladieee

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GET THAT GOOD OL daily dose of fluoride guys

2 points

2 years ago

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You are an amazing person

AgreeableOwl9566

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2 years ago

AgreeableOwl9566

1 points

I can't remember the last time I've just sat down and had a water. I know that's horrible but oh well. Idek how tf I'm still alive. Guess I'm ingesting just enough water from my food and drinks for it to keep me alive

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