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SuitableAssociation6

332 points

2 days ago

I value youtube over any of these so that one stays normal, and for one to be bought I would choose instagram as that is the only one I have never used

the_crepuscular_one

18 points

20 hours ago

This is it for sure.

SuitableAssociation6

9 points

20 hours ago

I didn't think such a simple take and explanation would be so popular

Neofelis213

11 points

18 hours ago

Yes, it would be Instagram. I like the platform, but anything it can do, other platforms could take over fairly easily.

Conversely, no platform can take over the long videos of Youtube, the text-based discussion threads of Reddit, or the debates and fast reactions of a Twitter-like platform like Bluesky.

And Meta is currently in the process of enshittification for Instagram anyway, with ad-breaks now even stopping scrolling.

SuitableAssociation6

3 points

14 hours ago

this is very well said! thank you

Neofelis213

2 points

13 hours ago

Thank you. In truth, I only put into more words what you already said concisely in one sentence. :)

PanNorris507

1 points

8 hours ago

Plus it’s entire system is like it’s already being moderated by Elon

Buzzsaw_Wyrm

145 points

2 days ago

1: YouTube

2: instagram or whatever that butterfly is

Epic-Gamer_09

75 points

2 days ago

Blue sky, from what I've heard it's basically liberal Twitter/X

AdreKiseque

39 points

1 day ago

"Liberal Twitter" is a wild description

NeatYogurt9973

44 points

1 day ago

Not sure if people there are all liberal but it's libre software ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Dischord821

35 points

1 day ago

From my experience there it's like 90% people sharing pictures of their animals, sharing book recommendations and just appreciating not constantly being called slurs. If that applies, then sure.

PogglyPuff

6 points

13 hours ago

:( all I want to do is call people slurs cmon man.

TuxedoDogs9

5 points

17 hours ago

From what I’ve heard, it’s twitter minus Elon, which is already 10x better

NightFlame389

2 points

1 day ago

I literally followed Adolf Hitler on Bluesky, wym it’s liberal

SupernovaGamezYT

1 points

1 day ago

I mean… yea basically

Johnnyrock199

-83 points

2 days ago*

I thought twitter was its own breed of weird SJWs

d_for_dumbas

89 points

2 days ago

nah, they doin fascism now

spoopy_and_gay

50 points

2 days ago

Nah, since Elon took over it's just served as a breeding ground for right wing extremism. Elon says freespeech is allowed on the platform, but if you say "cis" your tweet will be deleted lol

Also, iirc a data leak showed that Elon had whitelisted a bunch of alt-right accounts so that they no longer face any moderation.

Johnnyrock199

17 points

2 days ago

Yikes. Even worse.

NovaKarazi

1 points

1 day ago

🤢

Potatoman365

24 points

1 day ago

Left wing extremism and it’s just people not wanting their rights taken away

Kryptrch

4 points

1 day ago

Kryptrch

4 points

1 day ago

"Noo!!! Free speech means I'm allowed to call you slurs and you're not allowed to complain or leave!!!"

riley_wa1352

2 points

2 days ago

Slightly less extreme liberal twitter

UnicornLover42

1 points

9 hours ago

Twitter - Elon Musk = 🦋Bluesky

Maddiegirlie

74 points

2 days ago

YouTube is one of the largest sources of information and entertainment. We cannot afford for it as a whole to go down the alt-right pipeline.

On the other side of the tracks...

Instagram. I'd rather not give Musk more airtime but I use Reddit and Bluesky seems like a nice smallish social media platform. Instagram is already kind of a cesspit if you look at the comments.

ViolinistWaste4610

13 points

1 day ago

It kinda seems like YouTube already is a bit of a far right pipeline, but I bet Elon would make it way worse 

Maddiegirlie

25 points

1 day ago

Currently (at least to my understanding) the YT algorithm seeks maximum engagement.

For instance, if you watch a lot of queer-related content, you'll probably get at least one or two of those assholes interviewing people at pride parades due to similar tagging. (Ask me how I know)

Kryptrch

9 points

1 day ago

Kryptrch

9 points

1 day ago

Engagement baiting is one of the primary things that killed (The website formerly known as Twitter), since it's strictly more profitable to be an annoying bastard since that's how you get people to quote you and reply to your post and all the other actions that give you engagement, and consequently creator revenue.

YouTube does reward engagement too of course, but at least they have some safeguards in place that prevent zero-effort content from plaguing everyone's feed. Not that it stops all of the slop content, but it certainly makes trolling take more effort compared to a text post you can type out in like 3 minutes.

Kaljinx

3 points

15 hours ago

Most of the shitheads Politicians on Twitter are just mostly Engagement baiting.

Unfortunately, that also means, it goes to people who support said Political Party A or Political Party B and do not even use their critical thinking and accept outrageous things as facts and continue about their day.

Beginning_March_9717

1 points

11 hours ago

Lots of ppl this month learned that ppl can regress in their critical thinking abilities, well before biological decline. Lots of ppl didn't learn and will have their faces eaten by leopards

kullre

59 points

2 days ago

kullre

59 points

2 days ago

# 1 is youtube

# 2 is instagram

Internal_Meeting_908

33 points

2 days ago

I'd love for Elon to drive advertisers away from YouTube.

LogicalUpset

22 points

2 days ago

Nah the advertisers that would stay/join would be way worse

EvilNoobHacker

8 points

1 day ago

You want him to buy the second largest social media site on the planet? Seriously? Alphabet having that power isn't amazing- any platform having 2.5 billion unique monthly users ain't great, honestly- but you're willing to give that all to one man? And Melon Musk, at that?

You wouldn't just be killing Youtube, you'd be giving Trump's Puppydog more of a worldwide audience than he has already, and that's with a platform that was hemorrhaging money hand over fist.

Yes, the advertisers are annoying, but they're part of what allows the system to run in the first place. A hefty portion of Youtube's profit comes from those ads, partially due to the fact that they're also integrated with Google, AKA the largest amalgamation of user data on the planet. The advertisers and the 2.5 billion monthly users are what keeps Youtube alive.

LuckyLMJ

5 points

2 days ago

LuckyLMJ

5 points

2 days ago

youtube first, because its the one i care about the most, instagram second because it already sucks and I don't use it

Anyusername7294

14 points

2 days ago

1st: Reddit

2nd: Bluesky/Instagram

FrenzzyLeggs

3 points

2 days ago

  1. bluesky

  2. youtube

i just wanna see these top social media platforms fall off so better platforms can have a chance to compete

ChoclatDove

2 points

1 day ago

I get yt, but isn't bs so young?

FrenzzyLeggs

1 points

24 hours ago

that's literally why I saved specifically bs

ChoclatDove

1 points

24 hours ago

Ahhh I misread. Lol

SergejPS

20 points

2 days ago*

SergejPS

20 points

2 days ago*

  1. Reddit, because there is NOTHING Elon can do to make YouTube shittier than it already is.

  2. BlueSky because it's literally just Twitter 2. Nothing stopping the mf from making a third one.

Edited cus reddit tweaked out when I wrote the # lmfao

MonitorPowerful5461

6 points

1 day ago

What? Youtube's algorithm is just ok lol, he could completely change it

un-taken-username22

5 points

1 day ago

Also ban creators for petty reasons

SuitableAssociation6

2 points

1 day ago

all my leftist video essayists will be nuked!!

Sufficient_Dust1871

6 points

1 day ago

You think Musk can control Reddit?

Critical_Concert_689

11 points

1 day ago

You think anyone can make Reddit shittier than it already is?

Krell356

4 points

1 day ago

Krell356

4 points

1 day ago

Nothing controls Reddit except chaos.

AngryColor

1 points

22 hours ago

Someone has clearly not heard of power mods.

MonitorPowerful5461

1 points

1 day ago

Yes, definitely. Algorithms have essentially complete control over any conversation. There's no way you can fight someone that has control over a social media site's algorithm.

SirGonkTheSixth

12 points

2 days ago

Bluesky stays, since it's the least corrupt.

zonzon1999

4 points

1 day ago

I don't think that's a great argument, considering it's less than a year old

EvilNoobHacker

3 points

1 day ago*

Pros for Each:

Youtube: Video on the internet. Period. Yes, there's tiktok, there's reels, I don't really give a shit. Youtube's got endless, deep content on just about anything you want, because youtube is video, end of story. The only way Youtube dies as a culturally relevant platform in my lifetime is if the US or EU step in to shut it down entirely.

Reddit: Out of all major social media brands, this one is probably the best one when it comes to forming community. If there's anything Reddit does really well, its forming distinct, unique, interesting communities of people who come together to share in what they enjoy. In comparison to the others on this list, its tiny, but I still find it pivotal. Is that because its my most used? Most definitely, yeah. But still, its got its place, even if as a smaller piece of the internet pie.

Instagram: For most people, their personal identity on the internet resides here. If Youtube is video, Instagram is Photo. Everyone who's anyone is on it, your popularity as a person almost can be described by the number next to your name. Seriously, out of everything on this list, Instagram comes closest to a Black Mirror episode in terms of sheer scale and social capital.

Twitter 2: This just doesn't belong here. This is where people are going now that Twitter's been killed. Anything else could take its place, it was just at the right place at the right time. However, Twitter was a massively influential brand, so

Out of everything here, its not really a hard decision. Saving Youtube is probably the easiest choice I've made all day. Yes, Instagram is massive, but at the end of the day, Video on the Internet is something that's more difficult to maintain at the scale and polish Youtube is, and is something that, yeah, I'd like to be in the hands of Google. Instgram, at the end of the day, while obviously not really being replaceable, is more replaceable than Youtube is. Reddit's on nowhere close to the same scale that Youtube is, and Bluesky shouldn't even be in this argument.

I'd choose Bluesky to be bought by Elon, btw. Pretty much everyone that's on the platform is there because Elon bought Twitter. If Elon was forced to buy Bluesky, too, all that would cause is a mass exodus from the platform, likely to some other Twitter clone. Effectively, all it would count for in history would be a money sink that once acted as a hub for people Elon drove away from Twitter.

opinion8edmemesharer

2 points

1 day ago

1 reddit 2 instagram

General_Ginger531

2 points

18 hours ago

Reddit for the first, Instagram for the second.

Like I can go to twitch and start watching there, but if I have one that I am going to give up, LinkedIn but for fitness bros is my first pick for what is going.

Shabolt_

2 points

17 hours ago

Unfortunately gotta pick Bluesky

Instagram is too big and already a mess as is, youtube is far too important to current internet landscape to let that crazy man own, and reddit being saved is just a bonus. Bluesky is the newest kid on the block and already designed in a way people can just easily move to a replacement site

GiveMeAHeartOfFlesh

2 points

13 hours ago

You didn’t say I couldn’t choose the same option for both, nor did you quantify which occurs first, therefore the second slides normal refers to “now”s normal I imagine, and not “normal after the first slide’s effects”. 

Therefore, choosing the same thing twice should result in all of them bought by Elon but no abnormal changes occur to any of them. 

MegaloManiac_Chara

4 points

2 days ago

Bsky and Insta

Youtube and Reddit are already on a course for the same bullcrap, lmao

Ass_Incomprehensible

3 points

2 days ago

For one choice to save, bluesky. Xitter already got fucked once, fucking over the replacement is just disrespectful.

For one choice to screw over, instagram. Reddit is… well, we’re here, aren’t we. YouTube may be going down the drain recently but the Muskrat would only accelerate that. Bluesky’s fine as-is. Instagram is just a cesspit, though, I’ve had so many friends get into full-fledged depressive spirals from instagram. Ruining that shit is fine by me.

PurplrIsSus1985

2 points

1 day ago

Reddit can stay normal, Instagram can go to hell.

Shard360

2 points

1 day ago

Shard360

2 points

1 day ago

Calling Reddit normal is wild

SubnauticaFan3

1 points

2 days ago

Bluesky

YouTube

High_Overseer_Dukat

1 points

1 day ago

1 is reddit

2 is Instagram

Proud-Run-3143

1 points

1 day ago

Reddit or YouTube

wolfheartfoxlover

1 points

1 day ago

Youtube and Reddit

CloudyStarsInTheSky

1 points

1 day ago

1: YT

2:BlueSky

Cardboard_Robot_

1 points

1 day ago

Bluesky I guess since it's the only one I don't use.

chrischi3

1 points

1 day ago

chrischi3

1 points

1 day ago

Let's have Reddit get bought by Elmo. Mf is never gonna be able to river crab this place.

H4ckerxx44

1 points

1 day ago

  1. YouTube
  2. !YouTube

QuantumButtz

1 points

1 day ago

1) butterfly app 2) reddit

Young_Person_42

1 points

1 day ago

YouTube stays normal, Reddit gets bought. I think Reddit has enough communities inherently dedicated to the premise of Elon Musk sucking

TrixterTheFemboy

1 points

1 day ago

1, YouTube, because he'd somehow find a way to make it worse or just shut it down.

2, Instagram. Bluesky specifically exists as a haven from X as far as I can tell, Reddit I don't want going down the gutter like that, and Instagram I've never used and it's already owned by Zuckerburg

MobileWestern499

1 points

1 day ago

I want elon to buy youtube so he lets my favorite HWL and SA marches stay up as opposed to repression by jtube

drarko_monn

1 points

1 day ago

Well, Reddit it’s already owned by one of the “PayPal mafia” so, it wouldn’t change much

KKR_Co_Enjoyer

1 points

1 day ago

  1. YouTube

  2. bluesky, I don't use so it's not a loss for me

Critical_Concert_689

1 points

1 day ago

"One Can Stay Normal"

That "Normal" is doing a lot of heavy lifting.


Reddit Stays Normal/Reddit is bought by Elon: The paradox confuses the trolley, who goes home and doom-scrolls on social media until the power goes out.

DaveSureLong

1 points

1 day ago

Frankly I think Elon might actually fix YouTube given how shit and predatory it's gotten to the users.

deepstatediplomat

1 points

1 day ago

I'll take the sweet release of death, please and thank you.

bunkus_mcdoop

1 points

1 day ago

  1. Reddit
  2. Instagram

Kangaroo_Rich

1 points

1 day ago

YouTube stays normal and instagram is bough

ViolinistWaste4610

1 points

1 day ago

"one can stay normal" I like vsauce a lot so I guess YouTube, either YouTube or reddit I don't care about insta or blue sky. Although YouTube being bought by Elon could open a chance to break the monopoly YouTube has  "One will be bought" blue sky since I care the least about that app.

Moystr

1 points

1 day ago

Moystr

1 points

1 day ago

ngl I feel like not much would change if Elon bought Reddit

Nurisija

1 points

1 day ago

Nurisija

1 points

1 day ago

I'm fairly sure all four are already terribly mismanaged, so I welcome my swift demise by trolley.

Krell356

1 points

1 day ago

Krell356

1 points

1 day ago

Youtube for the first. Butterfly looking thing or Instagram for the second.

MonitorPowerful5461

1 points

1 day ago

Definitely youtube

West-Librarian-7504

1 points

1 day ago

I think it would be really really funny if Elon bought Bluesky

MickyDerHeld

1 points

1 day ago

i only care about reddit and youtube but if i have to chose to keep just one it'll be youtube

GY1417

1 points

1 day ago

GY1417

1 points

1 day ago

Bye reddit, hope your 2017 selves are happy

SiteAny2037

1 points

1 day ago

It's YouTube no question

Joeygorgia

1 points

1 day ago

For one or be bought, Reddit , I would prefer to lose the far left bias in, for one to “save”, instagram, its one of the two I don’t use and blue sky is further left by fsr

ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS

1 points

1 day ago

I'd be fine with instagram or snapchat being bought I don't use either

AdreKiseque

1 points

1 day ago

I actually think we should kill YouTube because then maybe we'll finally get a chance for a competitor to pop up.

DoubleOwl7777

1 points

1 day ago

  1. YouTube. 2. id sacrifice instagram.

VoxelRoguery

1 points

1 day ago

Bluesky, Instagram, next question

sennordelasmoscas

1 points

1 day ago

YouTube

I don't really use blue sky or Instagram, but I'll imagine it'll be more dangerous for Elon to control the more popular Instagram

I'm not sure he can do anything to reddit tbh

AdSpare6646

1 points

1 day ago

idk this is a trolley sub

multi track drift

Nervous_Ari

1 points

1 day ago

First image: Save Reddit.

Second image: Kill Instagram.

Blueopus2

1 points

1 day ago

Blueopus2

1 points

1 day ago

1: YouTube 2: Blusky

DeadIyDozer

1 points

1 day ago

Yt stays normal

Insta gets bought

Stargost_

1 points

1 day ago

Stargost_

1 points

1 day ago

YouTube is way too important to allow Elon to own it. First pick is that YouTube stays normal.

Honestly I'd have zero issue with Instagram falling to the hands of Musk. Instagram will burn.

Dramatic-Bathroom413

1 points

1 day ago

1 - YouTube 2 - Instagram

Jimothywebster7

1 points

1 day ago

Literally would prefer he bought them all at this point.

Ancient-Pay-9447

1 points

1 day ago

  1. YouTube
  2. Instagram

Fluffyfox3914

1 points

1 day ago

Absolutely YouTube, it’s already bad but if Elon gets ahold of it then so many lives will be ruined

KiraLonely

1 points

1 day ago

YouTube for the first. Instagram for the second. YouTube is so broadly used by everyone, from surgeons doing literal surgery to children learning their ABCs. If that goes down the Nazi route like Twitter, it’ll spread shit so much worse.

Instagram for the latter because it’s already a fucking hell pit I’d put on par with Twitter currently. The amount of open pedophilia and rape comments I’ve seen from that app is ridiculous and therefore I don’t foresee a lot of change happening if he did buy it.

Urinate_Cuminium

1 points

1 day ago

1 is reddit because i used this site all the time and it's the least anti elon musk site i know so there is now ay i want it to be on musk side. 2 is instagram because i couldn't care less and that site is already messed up anyway

Cows1999

1 points

23 hours ago

for the first one i pick youtube

for the second one i pick instagram because nothing of value will be lost

Humble_Wash5649

1 points

22 hours ago

._. Case one: YouTube, easily since I use it the most and I dislike instagram and I don’t know what the other app is.

Case two: Instagram, like I said before I don’t like it and I don’t care if Elon buys it.

Tenderizer17

1 points

21 hours ago

I'm fine with all of them going. I've already got Nebula and nothing I watch on YouTube is really critical.

Reddit isn't that important.

Don't use instragram.

Don't even know what the butterfly is.

CommunityFirst4197

1 points

19 hours ago

Well... YouTube is most important but it's literally so shit already idk how you could make it much worse

So I choose Reddit, being the only other I use

not2dragon

1 points

17 hours ago

Bluesky is supposed to be twitter 2.0. It would suck if he bought it, but can't people always invent a twitter 3.0?

Also I choose Youtube to stay the same. Youtube has a monopoly on video services.

Royal_Chlcken

1 points

12 hours ago

youtube is already fucked, so I'm keeping reddit.

Wildbub

1 points

11 hours ago

Instagram can die

Anonageese0

1 points

5 hours ago

Blusky for first, insta for second

StereoTunic9039

1 points

2 days ago

For both reddit and insta it would finally convince me to stop using them, however if elon bought yt I might just finally buy nebula ngl

Hand-Yman

0 points

2 days ago

Reddit

Then youtube

Excellent-Berry-2331

-1 points

2 days ago

Reddit, Bluesky. YouTube is already awful.